Every time I go fishing my wife thinks I've been with another women.

stereoviper · 3 months

Might as well cheat on her, if she's going to suspect you either way.

ScottPR · 3 months

Bring back some crabs.

RedAppIe · 3 months

Bring some fresh fish back :D

tjw · 3 months

Buy a fishing pole and take it with you when you go out.

TSP1 · 3 months

Bring back fish. Wtf of a kind of a question is this.

TSP1 · 3 months

Or bring back a dead woman and say she tried to flirt with you so she knows you're really serious about being faithful, also bring back fish.

spectrober · 3 months

When you gut the fish make sure that you get the small all over your hands and groin. Then, when you go home after a long day of fishing you will reek of fish. That is sure to convince her

edtasty · 3 months

Time to start taking women with you.

Slappy_MC_Garglenutz · 3 months

Well, you are surrounded by a bunch of fish, aren't you? Modern science (read: ancient theology) has proven women have a greater sense of smell than men, so she's detecting the scent of her direct competition.

Unfortunately for you, your wifes pussy stinks.

BongleBear · 3 months

Bring home the bodies of the dead cub scouts that you've secretly been abducting. She'll forgive you in no time.

joekickass1234 · 3 months

Take another woman with you to assure your wife that you are fishing.

DocPwn4g3 · 3 months

When you go out, tell her you're going out to cheat, she'll assume you're joking and think you're going fishing. Then, actually cheat, or rape someone, it's your call.

lumbee01 · 3 months

Time to break out the massengill!

tonster181 · 3 months

Quit taking the girl scout troop with you.

Killable1337 · 3 months

Good, maybe she will try harder

appleseed1234 · 3 months

Go spend time with another woman and tell her about it. It will ease her mind because she won't have that uncertainty gnawing at her any longer.

drunk_otter · 3 months

Take the fish off your cock.

gazzawhite · 3 months

Make sure you cheat on her when you DON'T go fishing. Then, whenever you go fishing, she knows that you're being faithful today.

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