Dear Reddit, I've grown tired of my current music collection. Help me find some new artists!

happybadger · 2 years

Go for popular music. If you download this programme called "Limewire" and click on it, you'll see a bunch of files labeled "totally rad hit" or "top jam 2005 of". If you download and listen to the totally rad hit, women will see you as a totally rad guy. They'll want to have intercourse with you.

butteryhotcopporn · 2 years

Try listening to the radio.

brady · 2 years

Creed

whitelightbrown · 2 years

Nickelback

weezerboy0586 · 2 years

Go to the Billboard.com Hot 100. This is a system that uses a complex formula to determine the songs that are currently the best available.

[deleted] · 2 years

Much like Ariel the Little Mermaid, you can assume ownership of other people's voices by cutting out their larynxes and eating them. Start on people who can't defend themselves easily but once you feel confident move on to people who's singing you enjoy. Why pay for music when you can sing it to yourself forever?

killingthedream · 2 years

BrokenCyde

ianscuffling · 2 years

There is no more music, give up. It's all pretty much the same after that.

Masticatee · 2 years

Cut your stomach open. Cut off your leg and remove the flesh. Use the femur and your own guts to make a musical instrument.

learn2die101 · 2 years

P!nk

buddhafig · 2 years

Slim Whitman.

AugustusCarp · 2 years

There's these awesome bands named Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park that are really fuckin' sweet. It's like they understand how I feel!

stumonji · 2 years

CELINE DION!!!

whitelightbrown · 2 years

Soulja Boy Tell Em

billndotnet · 2 years

Mmmbop.

Shaku · 2 years

clay aiken

Casse-toi · 2 years

The Millionaires, they get fucked up

mottmatt · 2 years

Jandek

rugbysuperstar · 2 years

Wesley Willis is the only good rock musician. Once you listen to Wesley Willis, you will never go back to over-produced crap. RIP grandaddy of rock and roll!

Philluminati · 2 years

Vanilla Ice

DarkGamer · 2 years

Go to the "noise" section. Buy anything there.

mackpayson · 2 years

Consider jazz.

DubiousDrewski · 2 years

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youarearobot · 2 years

Check out RJD2 if you havent already. Infected Mushroom just released a new album. Boards of Canada makes awesome trippy ambient stuff. The Books are also awesome and different. Let me know what else you are into, and ill try and recommend some other good shit.

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