Dear Reddit, I've grown tired of my current music collection. Help me find some new artists!

happybadger

Go for popular music. If you download this programme called "Limewire" and click on it, you'll see a bunch of files labeled "totally rad hit" or "top jam 2005 of". If you download and listen to the totally rad hit, women will see you as a totally rad guy. They'll want to have intercourse with you.

butteryhotcopporn

Try listening to the radio.

whitelightbrown

Nickelback

brady

Creed

killingthedream

BrokenCyde

Much like Ariel the Little Mermaid, you can assume ownership of other people's voices by cutting out their larynxes and eating them. Start on people who can't defend themselves easily but once you feel confident move on to people who's singing you enjoy. Why pay for music when you can sing it to yourself forever?

weezerboy0586

Go to the Billboard.com Hot 100. This is a system that uses a complex formula to determine the songs that are currently the best available.

Masticatee

Cut your stomach open. Cut off your leg and remove the flesh. Use the femur and your own guts to make a musical instrument.

ianscuffling

There is no more music, give up. It's all pretty much the same after that.

whitelightbrown

Soulja Boy Tell Em

stumonji

CELINE DION!!!

AugustusCarp

There's these awesome bands named Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park that are really fuckin' sweet. It's like they understand how I feel!

buddhafig

Slim Whitman.

learn2die101

Casse-toi

The Millionaires, they get fucked up

Shaku

clay aiken

billndotnet

Mmmbop.

Philluminati

Vanilla Ice

mackpayson

Consider jazz.

DarkGamer

Go to the "noise" section. Buy anything there.

rugbysuperstar

Wesley Willis is the only good rock musician. Once you listen to Wesley Willis, you will never go back to over-produced crap. RIP grandaddy of rock and roll!

mottmatt

Jandek

DubiousDrewski

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youarearobot

Check out RJD2 if you havent already. Infected Mushroom just released a new album. Boards of Canada makes awesome trippy ambient stuff. The Books are also awesome and different. Let me know what else you are into, and ill try and recommend some other good shit.

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