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Forgot to buy KY Jelly... What should I use as an alternative? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 8 hours ago by Cadroc

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apparently my gf has been slipping viagra in my meals (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 4 hours ago by Swurley

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I just can't stop myself anymore. Want to eat the silica packets in my new gadget's box. How do I control the urges? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 16 hours ago by Live_for_Now

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Is it ok for vegetarians to eat grass type pokemon? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by Dappem

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When running red lights, does it help to close my eyes? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 56 minutes ago by VoightKampffdeeznutz

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I tried to snap my fingers and I broke them. What am I doing wrong? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 hour ago by GununMajor Major Major Major

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Is Internet Explorer any better than Google Chrome? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 10 hours ago by SmilingSnakesThe Best Advice

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LPT: This is the only skill you need to teach college: (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 8 hours ago by ZaJoCa

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Should I tip my weed man? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 hours ago by The_Chief

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Would anyone be up for something along the lines of ShittyDebateReligion? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 hours ago by RodrigoDiazLenny Bruce Professor or Fecalogy, Derp College

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I saw a funny thing on the front page. How long should I wait before I post it again? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 5 hours ago by maniamgood0

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This bottle of bleach says "CAUTION: Seek medical attention if swallowed by infant." Does this make it a good ingredient to add to my infant's formula? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 9 hours ago by I_WILL_MURDER_YOUread my fucking username

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I can't Triforce. Should I kill myself? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago* by konter5683

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I just found out from a Facebook conversation that my wife is cheating on me. How do I go about getting her declared legally dead so that Facebook will close her account? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by wormyrocks

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Why is 20% of anything 2 pints? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 16 hours ago by roboplegicwrongcock

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How many times do I need to say "bro" in a sentence, in order to be cool? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by GununMajor Major Major Major

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My coworker just gave birth to a child with Down's syndrome. What should I say to her when she gets back to work? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago* by skjenolc

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How can I take a snapshot of my computer screen? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by rockoholik13Boots and Cats

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Whenever I itch my butthole, my finger smells (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by FuckMungler

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Christians, y u so kooky? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 21 hours ago by PRNDL

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I want a gun but can't afford one. Should I grab a cop's? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by Wiki_pedo

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the two middle fingers on my left hand all of a sudden smell like vag. wtf? what do i do? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by filthymonkey

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My friends found my Reddit username. What do I do with the bodies? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by binkabi

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I want to make some money out of facebook. Should I sell shorts or buy stockings? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by steelpan

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Dad in trouble here. My baby won't stop crying because it's hungry, can I breastfeed my own child? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 1 day ago by Sp0rtnlifeMy ass gets jealous of all the shit that comes out of my mouth

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