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[–]Arnie_in_the_Sky 229 points230 points ago*

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Of course "watching a movie" means "having sex on the couch to my favorite childhood films". The whole "you can't get through a movie without jumping my bones" thing is their playful way of bringing up how you can't sit near her for more than 20 minutes without getting in her pants. This is the part where you're supposed to tell her how hot she is and how you can't control yourself around her.

[–]SpottedJack[S] 46 points47 points ago

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I figured as much with my girlfriend. But when the randoms were doing the same thing, I started to wonder...

PS - Great username.

[–]Aff3ct 25 points26 points ago

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The randoms apparently share your intelligence level.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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He's mocking you

[–]TitanUranus 1 point2 points ago

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No, he's empowering him. Or enabling him, depending on who you ask.

[–]i_dont_have_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha i read this as if someone was whispering it into his ear

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Holy shit! It's all so clear now.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 9 points10 points ago

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I try to pick movies that I don't care about. Most recently, it was Prince of Persia on Netflix. If it's a good movie, I'll get distracted.

[–]Kasonic 16 points17 points ago

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I tried to have sex to Interview with the Vampire recently and soon after we got down to business a bunch of people had to catch on fire and die agonizing deaths and god dammit Tom Cruise, you're just not helping me here.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 8 points9 points ago

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I think it's long past the era of Tom Cruise setting the mood. Now you just see him and think, "I can't believe how crazy he became."

[–]evileristever 13 points14 points ago

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I tried to have sex to "Whales, Their journey.. or something " on National Geographic and as soon as we reached our peak, the dam Japanese started harpooning as the whales screamed in whale terror. We finished, but i feel guilty to this day.

[–]ManWhoSoldTheWorld 10 points11 points ago

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"Time to harpoon the whale." My new euphemism for having sex with my wife.

[–]pansy_proxy 1 point2 points ago

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Ouch, my imagination can't unsee that now :(

[–]Chevron 2 points3 points ago

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I love everything about that movie but Tom Cruise. What kind of a choice for The Vampire Lestat is that man. Seriously.

[–]ptsaq 38 points39 points ago*

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Generally once the word, "let's" comes out of her mouth, I am putting on the condom. It becomes awkward when the rest of the sentence is either, "break up" or, "meet my mom in the next room".

[–]mulduvar 13 points14 points ago

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When she says, "meet my mom in in the next room" you continue putting that condom on.

[–]ImEatingASandwich 8 points9 points ago

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Look, I know it's shitty reddiquite to just make an 'lol comment or whatever because it doesn't add anything to the conversation.

but lol.

[–]wowlolcat 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, sometimes I don't have nor want to write a witty comment in return, I just want to let the commenter know that his insights were highly entertaining and made me laugh out loud in real life.

Edit: I mean it must really suck to be a comedian who posts on Reddit, they just want a laugh but instead they get other people trying to one up their jokes.

[–]DarkFiction 2 points3 points ago

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'an lol'

lol

[–]MileHighBarfly 103 points104 points ago

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Yes of course. She knows I don't own a TV.

[–]klobster 6 points7 points ago

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All this time I thought you were a lady

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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How can you tell she isn't?

//hawt

[–]klobster 1 point2 points ago

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classy

[–]MileHighBarfly 1 point2 points ago

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SAY WHAT!?

[–]klobster 2 points3 points ago

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I just never thought of a male as a barfly

[–]twist3dl0gic 62 points63 points ago

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Maybe not sex, but definitely hooking up... from a girl's perspective. I know when I ask a guy back to my place to watch a movie, I'm hoping for some kind of action.

[–]kachapati 42 points43 points ago

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I always thought 'hooking up' was sex?

[–]IAmJetpack 169 points170 points ago

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Hooking up is when I leave girls in my smokehouse behind my trailer.

[–]Eustis 23 points24 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Banezaka 3 points4 points ago

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dont worry, he's a jetpack.

[–]i_like_the_blues 1 point2 points ago

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Congrats. Reading this is the hardest I've ever laughed on reddit. consider this joke stolen

[–]twist3dl0gic 72 points73 points ago

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I guess that's some people's definition, but in my opinion, hooking up means partaking in anything from making out to sex. 'Cause it crosses the line of "just friends".

[–]KSilly 12 points13 points ago

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Congratulations, this is the correct definition.

[–]alphawolf29 25 points26 points ago

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Congratulations, the statement has no definitive meaning.

[–]un_internaute 5 points6 points ago

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This is a generational gap. I'm thirty and hooking up has always been, for my age group, equal to making out to groping. Some people included oral but most didn't. If we had sex we usually said we fucked. Hooking up was basically a replacement for making out because that was outdated.

[–]ChaosDesigned 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen in some Teen Movies, that hooking up basically meant that two people who weren't dating, met up and fucked. It's like having a one night stand, but the two of you know each other, or recently met each other and you're just hooking up. With no future plans of getting together.

[–]un_internaute 1 point2 points ago

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Shit changes.

[–]kachapati 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno. I'm 43, sonny, and over here in the west it was always a more descreet way of saying fucking, without the foul language.

[–]xenomus 6 points7 points ago

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I'm of the opinion that 'hooking up' is a not-so-figurative euphemism, always meaning sex. I feel like people who use it as a wishy-washy catch-all term are trying to rob it of its literal connotation. To me anything other than sex is making out or 'fooling around.' Just my two cents.

[–]subtlesage 6 points7 points ago

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'Hooking up" means different things to different cultures...

[–]brienzee 1 point2 points ago

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I always thought that too, my wife says it just means making out. Maybe it has different meaning for guys and girls.

[–]kachapati 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a girl. Always meant sex to me.

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[–]LizzardFish 43 points44 points ago

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As a girl, this is what I want to happen when I invite a boy to my house to watch a movie!

[–]ApatheticDeveloper 9 points10 points ago

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Then don't make us watch Sixteen Candles for the 20,000th time!

[–]socialsciencegeek 12 points13 points ago

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Or don't date girls that want to watch Sixteen Candles. Seriously, that's like a critical litmus test I apply to every girl I meet. That, and "have you read all of the Twilight books?" Best dating time-saver ever.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Sixteen Candles is a great flick.

[–]Moargasm 1 point2 points ago

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I agree with the "Sixteen Candles" bit, but the last girl I dated read all of Twilight and wasn't crazy.

But she's German and their Twilight is significantly less batshit.

[–]ManWhoSoldTheWorld 2 points3 points ago

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I imagine that translator could only improve Meyers's ridiculous writing style. How often can you say that something was gained in the translation?

[–]PAMD 18 points19 points ago

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Interesting theory, but I tried to watch a movie with my first girlfriend, and tried to be a gentleman about it until she began grinding her ass into me and rocking it to and fro. Needless to say, I've never let watching a movie interfere with "watching a movie" since.

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[–]Moargasm 1 point2 points ago

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Great username in context :) Because it's true, we get a lot of ass.

[–]Javier_the_Janitor 5 points6 points ago

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girls aren't used to guys not pouncing on them the second they come over, and that gets them to wonder how interested you are, then they start to try to figure you out. And when you finally express some physical interest, bam. Nothing gets a girl ready to go like a little bit of disinterest or feigned aloofness, at least in my experience.

Spot-on! Make yourself unpredicatable

[–]heart_pineapple 17 points18 points ago

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If I (girl) don't want to have sex during the movie I will say "but let's actually watch the movie, ok?" before going over or having someone over to watch a movie. Even then, I have wound up not seeing the end of the movie. Which is fine, as long as he/she is willing to rewind the damn thing and watch the end with me after the sex.

I only complain when a girl or guy says to me "Oh! you really have to see this movie! We can watch it together!" and then comes on to me during it. Did you want me to watch the movie or didn't you? I mind less if it's a crappy movie.

[–]glassuser 6 points7 points ago

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Pretty fair. I see no problem with people changing their minds. If a yes becoming a no is valid, a no becoming a yes is too.

[–]embrow 1 point2 points ago

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You date girls who still use VHS?

[–]TEA_PARTY_PATRIOT 274 points275 points ago

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NO WATCHING MOVIES BEFORE HOLY MARRIAGE

[–]circa7 18 points19 points ago

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Excellent.

[–]TEA_PARTY_PATRIOT 13 points14 points ago

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NO YOUR'E NOT EXCELLENT IM' EXCELLENT

[–]867points 3 points4 points ago

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And no fafafine movies even after marriage!

[–]TEA_PARTY_PATRIOT 7 points8 points ago

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FAFAFINE SOUNDS LIKE COMMIE TO ME

[–]ANTI-PUGSLY 29 points30 points ago

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I think I had sex through Eraserhead 4 times with one girl.

It's a real challenge not to let the sights & sounds of a exploding horse fetus kill your boner.

[–]arnoldwhat 17 points18 points ago

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I lost my virginity during Hannibal.

[–]ANTI-PUGSLY 6 points7 points ago

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I think we fucked during that movie too; same girl. We always went in with the intention of watching these bizarre movies together and not fucking, but I guess we got bored very easily.

[–]arnoldwhat 4 points5 points ago

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Even better, I got my first blow job during There's Something About Mary...on VHS. God I feel old.

[–]Moargasm 1 point2 points ago

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Don't feel bad, I'm 18 (now) and I lost my virginity during There's Something About Mary.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I uh.. 13? Really? Lucky fucking kid.

[–]SpottedJack[S] 9 points10 points ago

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LMAO

Eyes Wide Shut was pretty weird too.

[–]noreplyatall 6 points7 points ago

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between nicole kidman fucking a sailor, 17yo leelee sobieski, and victorian mask orgy, i cant imagine a girl not wanting to smoosh about 5 times during that flick, surrealism aside

[–]ANTI-PUGSLY 2 points3 points ago

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Upvoted for smoosh. I agree with your overall point but smoosh, man.

[–]ilackincreativity 4 points5 points ago

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Grizzly Man was definitely the worst

[–]nazzo 1 point2 points ago

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But look at that cute fox, it took his hat! How can you not bone to such cuteness?

[–]elizzybeth 3 points4 points ago

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At least Eyes Wide Shut is significantly sexier than Eraserhead.

[–]nazzo 2 points3 points ago

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NSFW!!!

[–]foonly 7 points8 points ago

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If they make you come in on a Saturday, then they can fucking cope.

[–]Tac0_Suprem3 4 points5 points ago

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You're browsing /r/sex/ at work. What do you expect?

[–]elizzybeth 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry about that. I realized after I posted that I should've NSFW'd it, but I was away from the computer.

I was actually in the movie theater, watching Harry Potter and Voldemort face off at the end: the red and green streams from their wands colliding, sweat beading on Harry's face, tension building, music growing to a climax... and suddenly all I could think was, "Damn it, I should've put (NSFW) after that link I just posted on Reddit."

(at the same time, though, in this subreddit, with that text for the link...)

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Especially when you invite 4-6 of your friends over to have a "movie night." Clothes come off pretty damn quickly...

[–]NeverStopPosting 11 points12 points ago

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Are you a wizard?

[–]sockpuppets 19 points20 points ago

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She gave me hogwarts.

[–]panda_operated_robot 8 points9 points ago

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Now my penis looks like a hufflepuff.

[–]jmo420 8 points9 points ago

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I never should have slytherin to her.

[–]Resop 5 points6 points ago

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Seems like her chamber had no secrets?

[–]nerdscallmegeek 26 points27 points ago

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"Wanna come to my house and pretend to watch a movie?"

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I also like, "Wanna watch a movie we've already seen?"

[–]lcorinth 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, I can't seem to get through "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" these days. ;)

[–]alphawolf29 2 points3 points ago

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Surprisingly good pickup line.

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points ago

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Plausible deniability. Girls like sex as much as guys, but they can't be seen liking sex or they get labeled as sluts (by both genders). So, she innocently came over to just watch a movie and then she was shocked! shocked! to find that you initiated sex. Afterwards, she complains about it to further fix in everyone's mind the fact that it's your "fault" you two had sex.

tl;dr:

  • "I went over Jack's house last night because I enjoy sex" = everyone calls her a slut
  • "I went over Jack's house last night and he came on to me" = she's a good girl who is just so damn wonderfully desirable that you just couldn't keep your hands off her

Yes, it's ridiculous. Stupid humans.

[–]MsNomer 55 points56 points ago

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OR! She actually really just wants to watch a movie, but gives in to having sex because if she doesn't, her whiny boyfriend will complain about it on Reddit.

[–]nnotserPx 32 points33 points ago

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He'll make a rage comic about it and depict her as a walking vagina that talks in ALLCAPS

[–]Horatio__Caine 18 points19 points ago

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And she will be called "derpina"...

I fucking hate rage comics

[–]alphawolf29 8 points9 points ago

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I agree, and sometimes I think girls even fool themsleves into thinking "well, maybe I'll just go over and we'll just watch a movie...nothing else..." despite what they REALLY want.

[–]pibble 12 points13 points ago

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Or maybe sometimes they REALLY just want to watch a movie.

[–]DarkFiction 1 point2 points ago

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Lol good one.

[–]AssNasty 22 points23 points ago

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Mine was dinner and a movie. By dinner, I meant we'd be having sex. By movie, I meant we'd be taping it.

[–]thestray 9 points10 points ago

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When I'm asked if I want to watch a movie, I expect to watch the movie. :( I expect cuddles, though.

[–]Verun 49 points50 points ago

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And then some of us are big movie buffs and actually like watching movies. At one point I had to just not watch Anime or movies with an ex, he would pester me about sex every time.

I really don't want to date a guy who invites me over just to put on a 5-minute show of doing something else before he tries to get me naked. But I guess that's me. I really want a relationship to not be 90% sex and 10% getting dressed and leaving at 1am because he doesn't like sharing a bed.

I'm of the opinion that if he wants sex, he better have the brains to bring it up.

[–]ANTI-PUGSLY 23 points24 points ago

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I agree with you... I just have this terrifying image in my head of an Anime-lover putting on Ah! My Goddess and then awkwardly sliding pudgy fingers down a woman's pants. While still staring straight ahead.

[–]Marzhall 21 points22 points ago

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I gagged a little, and I'm a dude.

[–]ANTI-PUGSLY 22 points23 points ago

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And the only thing getting wetter is his acne-scarred brow.

[–]romkeh 9 points10 points ago

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When's your book coming out?

[–]ANTI-PUGSLY 4 points5 points ago

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If you're referring to my dewy way with words, then soon. (Really.)

But I actually know you, so if you're referring to my photography book, then sooner.

And right back at ya - Did the Mossless book come out yet? I donated to that Kickstarter project awhile ago and completely forgot about it.

[–]romkeh 1 point2 points ago

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Haha! The former.

I forgot your real persona, that's a coincidence! I'm stoked your book is coming out soon.

As for Mossless, even with the Kickstarter we didn't have enough money- but I've just last week gotten the last few grand to make it happen. A couple more typos and lines to fix and then it's getting printed. SO EXCITED.

[–]ANTI-PUGSLY 1 point2 points ago

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Excellent! I wasn't trying to put you on the spot, I completely understand how these things go. I'm glad there's some good news though, it's a deserving project.

[–]romkeh 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, man! It's been a long ass road but I'm excited it'll actually see the light of day. I'm also excited to be able to start on new projects though. I've got a few cool ideas, one of which is a printed collection of almost all of our online interviews- if that happens you'll of course be included!!

[–]Verun 2 points3 points ago

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It was FLCL, and he would regularly get upset that I didn't want to watch it every time we got naked. He had a poster of Haruko Haruhara on his wall. He also had an obsession with always listening to jazz that was annoying.

Although, I feel weird complaining about him. He didn't yell out "I am ATOMSK" or demand we fight with guitars while The Pillows played. I got off easy, so to speak.

[–]dontthrowawayyet 9 points10 points ago

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The pause button is your friend.

[–]Ambix 12 points13 points ago

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I think it's more of a "Hey, let's watch this movie" and it evolves into a more intimate situation because somebody initiates something a little more than cuddling.

Sometimes people will go along with their SO's sexual advances despite not being horny. The reasons vary. The lesson is, though: make a solid attempt at watching a movie with your GF every now and then. I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

[–]hamhead 4 points5 points ago

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I've dated girls where we never got through a movie. I've also dated girls (like my wife) where we always do.

I'm not sure which is better.

[–]nnotserPx 2 points3 points ago

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If you're watching the shawshank redemption, your wife is great.

If you're watching sex and the city: the movie: reloaded, good luck buddy.

[–]twist3dl0gic 3 points4 points ago

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That's why you gotta find someone you can do both with! :-D

(For the record, I'm not passing judgement on your relationship. Obviously, I know nothing about it. )

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 6 points7 points ago

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"You can't even get through a movie without having sex" = "I feel like a slut and must displace my guilt onto you"

[–]heretik 4 points5 points ago

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I'll agree with that as much as I agree that "this movie sucks" = "let's fuck".

[–]PixelDirigible 3 points4 points ago

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The first time I watched Firefly it was with a boyfriend I would always make out with during stuff until he kept trying to make out with me every time there was something sexy happening with Inara during "War Stories" and then I made him stop because I wanted to watch the lesbians

true story

[–]kengou 11 points12 points ago

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Me and my ex would always watch the entire movie before going at it. No reason to miss a perfectly good movie you both want to watch, right? What's the rush?

[–]Othello 3 points4 points ago

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Nope. I usually take it to mean "let's watch a movie". If it goes somewhere else sure, but I don't go into it expecting to fuck.

[–]hardman52 4 points5 points ago

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I thought everything a woman says means "let's have sex". Am I doing it wrong?

[–]DisgruntledJanitor 3 points4 points ago

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Now somebody tells me. I've akwardly watched a lot of movies, FFS, FML

[–]spudddly 3 points4 points ago

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I hope not, my dad is coming over to my place tonight to watch a movie

[–]SweetJena 10 points11 points ago

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Yes, "let's watch a movie at your place" often means "let's fool around". It's no guarantee for sex, but definitely should be some kissing and grinding involved at least.

"Complaining" about never making it through a movie is a way women, especially younger women, can pretend we're not as sex crazed as we are. "You always want sex, hee hee" is rarely a serious complaint. Let's face it, there's nothing stopping you from restarting the movie after getting it on. I think most women would rather have a guy that wants sex "too much" to a guy who seemed barely interested or even put upon to get dirty.

Of course, one option would be for you to merely cuddle and tease through an entire movie. 1.5 to 2 hours of gentle foreplay can do a lot to really really rev up a girl's motor!

[–]biglebowski55 4 points5 points ago

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It's certainly a joke in Delaware that it does. I've often heard it referred to as "Delaware code" for sex.

[–]fortune_cell 47 points48 points ago

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Delaware? Sometimes I forget Delaware even exists...

[–]FrrostyBear 45 points46 points ago

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I don't believe in Delaware.

[–]Creeperstar 5 points6 points ago

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Our geography teachers Have been lying for years, Delaware is a myth.

[–]lcorinth 3 points4 points ago

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I think we're all Delaware that there's no such place.

(Shit, I have to put 50 cents in the pun jar)...

[–]boxen 2 points3 points ago

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You can't prove it doesn't exist!

[–]PriestmanX 11 points12 points ago

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Whats Delaware?

[–]TheEllimist 11 points12 points ago

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I think Delaware is a type of plastic container to store leftovers in?

[–]devilslefthand 11 points12 points ago

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That's Tupperware, Delaware is a physical add-on you get for your computer.

[–]philwelch 8 points9 points ago

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That's hardware, Delaware is a professional boxer.

[–]alphawolf29 6 points7 points ago

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That's De La Hoya, Delaware is a country bordering Germany.

[–]panda_operated_robot 4 points5 points ago

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That's Denmark, Delaware is a professional rapper.

[–]robischanging 4 points5 points ago

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That's Del the Funky Homosapien, Delaware is the muscle forming the rounded contour of the shoulder.

[–]lemonade_brezhnev 4 points5 points ago

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That's a deltoid, Delaware was a famous French painter.

[–]Zohmbi 1 point2 points ago

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I'm from Delaware. Lived there for 14 years.

[–]NeverStopPosting 8 points9 points ago

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Play us the song of your people!

[–]geckospots 10 points11 points ago

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[–]jason80 4 points5 points ago

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I'm drunk now, and/but the previous two comment were hilarious.

[–]RabidAaron 4 points5 points ago

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[–]d07c0m 1 point2 points ago

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They make good beer in Delaware.

[–]ItsGotToMakeSense 5 points6 points ago

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At the very least, it's a good sign that you should do some hedge trimming before they come over.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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TIL that I should never invite a prospective boyfriend over to watch movies unless I want to give it up.

[–]Lurking_on_GW 2 points3 points ago

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Really depends on what I/she wants to watch. If she wants to watch some run-of-the-mill action flick then all lights are go, but if we're actually watching a good movie that's usually due to the fact that we're there to watch a movie. :p

There's room for both.

(That's how it usually goes with my gf)

[–]me_like_jalapenos 2 points3 points ago

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What kind of movie are you showing? Because I've never heard of someone getting through an entire pron flick without 'participating'. In fact, I'm not sure anyone ever watches one from beginning to end.

[–]heartthrowaways 2 points3 points ago

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If that's the case then I've disappointed a lot of women in my time because I really just wanted to watch a movie.

[–]Make3 2 points3 points ago

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When I go at my girl's house to watch a movie, we don't even start the movie anymore.

[–]tajasel 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think I've ever invited someone over with that intention, and I don't think anyone's ever invited me over for a movie thinking "let's have sex" ... but I am notoriously flirt blind.

[–]notamypond 2 points3 points ago

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Most of the time I don't want to disappoint my SO, so I'll go along with it and try to make him happy, but I'm trying to change that because not only am I never getting anything out of it, but I also feel used. I just like watching movies sometimes.

[–]germ994 2 points3 points ago

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curve ball: take her to do other things and use the opportunity to bang there instead. She'll realize pretty quickly that dating is just the precursor to fuckin'.

Kids.. Pfft!

[–]tandem7 2 points3 points ago

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I dated this guy where we would watch all these really great movies - but I never got to see the end of any of them because he'd always initiate sex. Now, I loved sex with him, so I would go with it - but I always kind of wished we'd finish the movies first.

[–]mahgnous 2 points3 points ago

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Coming over to anyone's place for anything implies sex.

[–]INeedToComment 2 points3 points ago

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As a woman, that is exactly what I mean when I suggest movie at home. I enjoy being distracted from said movie. It is a win/win situation.

[–]rajma45 2 points3 points ago

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Not nearly as much as "let's take a nap" does.

[–]Rage4123 2 points3 points ago

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Watch a movie at your place = sexy times yes.

However if I ask if you want to watch a movie at the cinema I'm most likely asking if you want to join me to watch a film, as opposed to what most of my friends think, that it's asking for a make out sesh. Im' just stingy like that...

[–]I_love_asian_cocks 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think it necessarily does, but that's the way it has always turned out with my boyfriend (and my exes when we were together).

[–]stelladoll 1 point2 points ago

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I think Thursday was the first time I was able to get through a movie (two actually) with the guy I have been dating without having sex.

Wow.

[–]alphawolf29 1 point2 points ago

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how many failed attempts?

I definitely have sex for 20-30 minutes of a movie, but afterwards I'll usually cuddle and finish watching it, or if it's interesting just rewind 20-30 minutes.

[–]TheEllimist 1 point2 points ago

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Now that I think of it, every time I've had a girl over to watch a movie at my place, we've ended up fucking. Especially when that involves drinking alcoholic beverages while watching the movie.

[–]nonthrowaway 1 point2 points ago

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I realize this now, but I did not in high school. If I had I would have had a lot more fun and had fewer girls think I wasn't interested when I was.

[–]DustyDGAF 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was going to be in r/circlejerk.

[–]MileageAddict 1 point2 points ago

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I've been with my girlfriend for a year now, we are in our 40s and we still can't make it through a movie without clothes coming off.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Watch Stargate SG-1 or Atlantis and you get some fabulous sexytime... That's how I roll.

[–]moodysunshine 1 point2 points ago

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"watching a movie" with my lady friend always ends up with us fooling around. We still have not actually sat through a whole movie together yet but there are never any complaints. =)

[–]mikekearn 1 point2 points ago*

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It depends on how tired we are, and whether anyone else is home at our respective houses. If we're alone, usually "watch a movie" means "have sex". Because we are both horny as fuck all the time, and can't stand being cuddled up together for two hours straight without at least a little fooling around.

EDIT: Oh, it also depends on the movie - I've seen four basic ways it plays out. If it's some chick flick she is making me watch, I'll usually initiate the action. If it's some brainless action movie, she will come onto me. If it's a dumb movie neither of us are interested in after the first few minutes, we'll both disregard the movie. Occasionally it will actually be a good movie both of us really want to see, and then we will actually watch it all the way through without interruption.

[–]0102030405 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could link to the clip where penny (in big bang theory) asks stuart to come in for 'coffee' late at night, and sheldon starts talking to him about decaf and such.

But im on my phone.

To answer the real question, that definitely sounds like that.

[–]cosmicomet03 1 point2 points ago

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Crap! What do I say when I actually want to watch a movie with them?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Coffee means sex. movie means movie mayhaps a little bit of makin out

[–]stanfan114 1 point2 points ago

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If it does, I've been watching movies with friends the wrong way for decades.

[–]buschwusch 1 point2 points ago

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hahahhaha

[–]inadvertentlyobvious 1 point2 points ago

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I can actually watch a movie by my damn self imo

[–]twiggy_trippit 1 point2 points ago

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It does not necessarily mean that, but I can assure you that in my experience, it's often led to that... ;)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Usually. Unless it's a movie I really want to see, and then I say "This is a movie I really want to see, let's have sex first."

[–]GregoriousC 1 point2 points ago

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If it's a "Vivid" movie, then probably.

[–]s0n1c800m 1 point2 points ago

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For me, it means I want to watch a movie. I lack an attention span, though, so I usually wind up initiating sex at least once during most movies, then resuming the movie. Cuddling with someone I enjoy fucking is very distracting, but he doesn't seem to mind the interruptions.

[–]xanduba 1 point2 points ago

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the girl that came over yesterday does not think so. True story :(

[–]kasumi1190 1 point2 points ago

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I just can't stand that men can't sit through movies. I don't care about having sex during a movie, I'll pause the damn thing mid blow job. I just know I'd be one rich bitch if I had a dollar for every time dudes fell asleep, couldn't stay off their phone, got on the computer, etc, while watching movies. It's certainly not the movies, I watch action, comedies and sci-fi/fantasy movies and hate chick flicks. I'd also be rich if I had dollar for every time a dude has complained about a movie that's 2 hours+. Wtf movies are under 2 hours anymore, except Disney movies?

Oh, but to answer your question, no, watch a movie doesn't mean have sex. Unless of course you're dating an idiot who is incapable of saying she wants to have sex.

[–]JesusJuice45 1 point2 points ago

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My GF and I tried to sit through LOTR The Fellowship... We were going good till I start stroking her ass slowly and I could hear her starting to breath very deeply. Then out of nowhere she leaped upon me and I just paused the movie till we were done.

[–]mage2k 1 point2 points ago

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Are you doing other things together? Going out? Talking on the phone? Deliberately making time to spend with her, regardless of whether or not you have sex?

[–]ttifiblog 1 point2 points ago

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In korea (and many other places) there are places for people to sit and watch a DVD on a large TV screen or projected wall. It's a nice private room with big comfortable leather couches. And you really only go there if you are a student or live with your family and you want to fool around with someone without having to pay for a hotel.

[–]JMPopaleetus 1 point2 points ago

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Kind of related... I lost my virginity to Top Gun.

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

[–]TerribleAtPuns 1 point2 points ago

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Lost mine to 40 Year Old Virgin. Do I win?

[–]lananaroux 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes you really want to watch the movie, but if you're not that against the idea of sex. So you figure fuck it I'll fuck him because if you say "No, I want to watch this movie." you'll come off as a bitch.

[–]lucky5150 1 point2 points ago

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this happens all the time to me, when were done I'll just rewind the movie to the last part we remember (this should solve your problem as you will be able to have sex, and finish the movie) ,... as a side note I'm always rather proud when we have to rewind the movie 45 min or an hour+

[–]mowza 1 point2 points ago

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Not necessarily but if you're attracted to each other it should certainly lead to some level of the old slap and tickle.

[–]defenestratethis 1 point2 points ago

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I guess I'm an outlier, but sometimes I just want to watch a movie. :(

[–]babiesloveboobies 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I've been through the whole not a word of protest before or during followed by big fat guilt trip after situation.

What's the deal, women?

[–]Box-Monkey 1 point2 points ago

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It's a form of anti-slut defense, IMO. She's saying this to place the blame on you.

From their perspective: I try to come over and watch a movie, but I can't get him to stop pestering me about sex! (note the lack of actually addressing consent of sex, yet it definitely was there)

The reality: I really want to be get laid and/or want to feel needed and attractive by a guy. I know! SpottedJack is usually DTF.. might as well contact him and get hooked up.

They say the first in order to justify to themselves that they are not sluts and that the situation was out of their control, when in reality they orchestrated it in such a way.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I haaate it when a guy comes onto me during a movie. I often feel like it's because he doesn't have the courage to come onto me in any situation where there's talking and eye contact involved. It's so not sexy, especially when there's weird stuff going on in the movie later, like it's Monsters Inc or a horror movie where they're cutting a girl up or some vomiting scene from The Hangover. It's total frat boy.

[–]DocBrown1984 0 points1 point ago

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You mean it's not?

[–]tehyosh 0 points1 point ago

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what else can it mean? O_o

[–]nostrademons 0 points1 point ago

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So, what do you say if you're a guy and you actually just want to watch a movie at your place?

[–]the_onanist 2 points3 points ago

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"Can I be your gay best friend?"

[–]sdbear 0 points1 point ago

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Look just tell them that they are right, but it's not your fault. Just being near her gets you hard, you just can't help it. Bitches love being wanted.

[–]mrkiwimike 0 points1 point ago

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In short 'No'

[–]BruceWillisIsDead 0 points1 point ago

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And somehow this never worked...

[–]ClassicalMusicTroll 0 points1 point ago

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Well..should say, "let's watch half a movie" instead.

[–]MidnightDemon 0 points1 point ago

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Well... fuck

[–]trillianbd 0 points1 point ago*

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When my boyfriend and I first starting seeing each other we would end nights after hanging out with friends at one of our houses, watching a movie and fooling around. Our first kiss was during U-571 and the first time we had sex we were "watching" A Clockwork Orange....

[–]beebopboobee 0 points1 point ago

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it does.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would say they would like to know that the two of you can be around each other, enjoy each others company and have it not be sexual necessarily. That's something they can rely on... Buuuuuuut they like being wanted sexually as well.