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[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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Good for you. In my opinion though, the best orgasm is when she gives you a blowjob. When you cum in her mouth, she swallows and doesn't stop sucking.

You get the regular BJ experience, but after 30 seconds more of her working her magic you will be pulling her hair and writhing around in pleasure.

[–]raduannassar 23 points24 points ago

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Damn, I miss her... =(

[–]Wordslinger1919 7 points8 points ago

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Likewise.

[–]kuhlmanb 4 points5 points ago

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thirded

[–]Knotwood 2 points3 points ago

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Blah blah blah...eleventhed.

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[–]mgasparel 6 points7 points ago

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It doesn't hurt per se, it just feels UNBEARABLY good

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, it's super sensitive for sure. I guess some people like that and some people perceive it as pain? I've definitely stopped chicks because it was too intense before, but not because of pain.

[–]dopafiend 1 point2 points ago

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Different depending on the guy... I'm like your boyfriend, I will physically stop my gf right after orgasm because it's too sensitive/does not feel good.

[–]MBlume 0 points1 point ago

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Male here, and seconded.

[–]brendamm 0 points1 point ago

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Smae with mine, always stopped me ... anyway

[–]doubleD -1 points0 points ago

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It tickles.

[–]skameeto 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, it makes it so intense.

[–]Up2Eleven 13 points14 points ago

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Like a double rainbow.

[–]glawton 8 points9 points ago

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Oh my god! what does this mean?

[–]Amazing_O[S] -1 points0 points ago

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She does this every orgasm, but it was much more intense this time around.

[–]xaun36 -1 points0 points ago

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Seconded.

[–]theamusedone 22 points23 points ago

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Don't wanna be a bitch here, but don't women have orgasms like this all the time? (full body, mind blowing, could'nt walk, legs felt like noodles, exhausted...)

Or is that just me? O:

[–]throwoutgirl 4 points5 points ago

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Totally normal for me - poor men, I didn't realize this wasn't normal for them. On another note, do you find that if you let some time pass it's better when you get back to it? I mean, I'm always left feeling like I can't walk for a few seconds, but awhile back I was on a sort of involuntary sabbatical for several months, and when I finally got my next chance.... holy god. After the first orgasm, the room was spinning for a minute or so - and I was ready to go again without pausing for air. I lost count around six, but I had to stop before I was really 'done' from sheer exhaustion.

Now it's a regular struggle between "I want pleasure" and "I want delayed pleasure."

[–]reph 1 point2 points ago

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Now it's a regular struggle between "I want pleasure" and "I want delayed pleasure."

They aren't mutually exclusive. Wait a week, then go at it like rabbits for a couple days, then wait another week. Self control FTW.

[–]throwoutgirl 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, I realize that. It's just that there are some days, when you've resolved to wait a week, that it can be... trying.

[–]theamusedone 0 points1 point ago

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Always a great situation to be in, isn't it? =)

Yes, I usually wait, anywhere between 2-15 minutes, depending on the richter score of the last one!

[–]Wordslinger1919 4 points5 points ago

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No, that's just me.

[–]mgasparel 1 point2 points ago

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Normal for men? We cum for 3-5 seconds and then fall asleep! I feel so ripped off right now :(

[–]DavidBowie89 0 points1 point ago

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did you read the full OP?

[–]meermeermeer -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, I'd say that's pretty typical.

[–]pseudoanonymity 13 points14 points ago

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Congrats-but here's the all important question: did she swallow?

Anyway, you're a braver man than I, bravo.

[–]Amazing_O[S] 15 points16 points ago

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She always swallows.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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A lady never spits?

[–]r3ardensteel 2 points3 points ago

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Seconded. I'm not ashamed to admit I've considered it and would be open to the suggestion (to a point). Thanks for the review, man.

[–]albinofrenchy 6 points7 points ago

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Not an expert, but you don't want too sharp of a point in your ass, I'd say go with something blunted.

[–]drwormtmbg 0 points1 point ago

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I love a good finger in the ass, but I've had many a bad finger, too. Which is no fun, it's best as with anything like this if you are in a relationship you can tell her what you like and what you don't, but I recommend everyone giving it a spin.

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[–]aCleverMoniker 27 points28 points ago

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Give him a break man, he's jizz trying to share his experience.

[–]champain 12 points13 points ago

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sperm.

[–]yammerant 10 points11 points ago

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I appreciate the swift kick you just gave that pun thread.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Theres a vas deferens between what he said and a swift kick.

[–]superfusion1 2 points3 points ago

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This is the world's best pun!

[–]cookiecookiecookie -5 points-4 points ago

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Upvoting because it made me laugh

[–]NukeMoose 11 points12 points ago

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You should tell your girlfriend.

[–]Amazing_O[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It was pretty obvious by my reaction.

[–]mynametooktwohours 17 points18 points ago

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Now imagine having this experience high!

[–]Wordslinger1919 5 points6 points ago

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Stoned sex is the best. You can last forever.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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And the point of no return feels as good as a normal climax imo

[–]DiscoRage -3 points-2 points ago

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This.

[–]insomniasexx 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Utensil 4 points5 points ago

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upvote purely for the TL;DR word choice.

Also, next you should try actual penetration. Prostate stimulation + orgasm. Millions of gay guys can't be wrong about that bit. ;)

[–]bmbp 2 points3 points ago

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And millions of straights, too.

To answer the question "doesn't it make me gay if I like things in my ass" simply respond "only if what you like in there exclusively belongs to other men . And even then? Who cares? Pleasure is pleasure."

[–]narwhalslut 3 points4 points ago

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Aneros. Look it up. You will thank me in a couple weeks. Enjoy.

[–]bmbp 1 point2 points ago

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This is absolutely true.

It's like weight training for your prostate.

[–]DiscoRage 11 points12 points ago

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Getting your ass licked/fingered ≠ gay. I wish more guys would realize this.

[–]captainLAGER 34 points35 points ago

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How can anything be gay if a woman is doing it?

[–]DiscoRage 10 points11 points ago

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Exactly. But I have a lot of male friends who are strongly opposed to it. A lot of girls, too. They think that anal penetration makes a man gay. I had one girl finger my ass while going down on me and it was mind blowing. I'd do it myself but I find it physically uncomfortable. Not the penetration, the act of reaching back that far.

I don't blame the girls though, it's a bit hairy down there. Personally, I wouldn't want to rim a girl with a Sasquatch arsehole.

[–]DedRogers 11 points12 points ago

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We made a deal - I'll shave my buttcrack monthly for as long as I'm given reason to. We're both happier. Edit: We = Me and my girlfriend, not you. Sorry if I sent you frantically searching through drunken half-rememberings.

[–]DiscoRage 0 points1 point ago

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I remember reading an article about a man nairing his asshole, but I can't find it.

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[–]mckatze 2 points3 points ago

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Do a large test patch somewhere else first if you consider this... Oh god, don't do what I did, and end up bleeding from both of your legs while cursing and covering yourself with cold things. Except this would be your arse crack, and that would be immeasurably worse.

[–]throwoutgirl 0 points1 point ago

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I can't help but think that one simple wax strip would do the job just as well and with less chemicals anyway. I mean, I'd think those ones for a woman's delicate areas would work, right?

[–]mckatze 0 points1 point ago

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It could work, but you need to get a good grip and give a good rip to get all the hair (and wax) off. That would kinda become a two-person job...

[–]throwoutgirl 0 points1 point ago

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True, but if my SO wanted me to give him extra pleasure by rooting around down there, I would be more than happy to oblige by being the one to do the actual pull.

[–]theamusedone 0 points1 point ago

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Spiffy.

[–]Wordslinger1919 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. The first a girl went there with me while giving me oral, I lost it.

[–]superfusion1 0 points1 point ago

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Bullshit!

[–]rotormotor 8 points9 points ago

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I'm glad it felt great. Now imagine a penis in there.

[–]bmbp 16 points17 points ago

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Now the penis is diamonds.

[–]someusername1 5 points6 points ago

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You are on a horse.

[–]weird-oh 6 points7 points ago

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Now the horse is on you.

[–]brodyqat 2 points3 points ago

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This was totally better than the pair of tickets to that thing I wanted to go to.

[–]weird-oh 0 points1 point ago

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I've got your thing right here.

[–]brodyqat 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on a thing.

Oh!

[–]superfusion1 1 point2 points ago

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Alternate TL;DR summary: To Men: Let your girlfriend stick a finger up your ass while she is giving you a blow job and you will have the best orgasm of your life. More pleasure than you've ever known. Blow your mind while blowing your load!

[–]GCostanza 1 point2 points ago

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"Tossing" the idea around? ISWYDT

[–]Bobknight 2 points3 points ago

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I just had a donut.

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[–]Wordslinger1919 0 points1 point ago

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Probably she's doinitwrong.

[–]sharked 2 points3 points ago

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i like tossed salads.

[–]cp5184 1 point2 points ago

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So... there was "gentle rubbing" and "slowly increasing pressure"...

Did she stick a finger in your shithole? Did you wash the outside? Did you wash the inside? Did you at least shit beforehand?

[–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

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so how big was the dildo?

[–]Deepfreeze -1 points0 points ago

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I'm so lonely.

[–]Kindofadickhead -1 points0 points ago

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introducing anal play while giving me a blowjob. I had been tossing the idea around for a long time

Kind of a poor choice of words, but whatever.

[–]ExcuseMyIgnorance -1 points0 points ago

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Is there a video demonstration of this technique?

[–]dorei22 -1 points0 points ago

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Grats! Just don't make her sick by doing anal too much.

[–]kasumi1190 -1 points0 points ago

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Haha, I did this to a guy one time. Afterward he said, "That was amazing, but never do that again.". Haha.