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[–]MuuaadDib 90 points91 points ago

I had this same thing here in California, except the Dad would wear a shirt over his head and underwear, and we would throw empty beer bottles at him until he stumbled out of the house. Then we would pick up the bottles and recycle, YAY!

[–]slightlyalcoholic 9 points10 points ago

Not sure If I should laugh, or give you a hug.

[–]MuuaadDib 4 points5 points ago

I was just joking I never went through that horror. It reminds me of the scene from Sling Blade with the kid throwing bottles at Dale as he crouches on the door. Funny side note to that I was watching that scene with my friend in my apartment with the sound up, and the police came because they thought there was a domestic dispute seariously no lie.

[–]d3r3k1449 0 points1 point ago

I don't see why you can't do both.

[–]Ijustdoeyes 14 points15 points ago

Why Peanuts?

Do you have to pretend that you're upset you just missed the Oni?

What if the kids decide to pick up dad's Katana and give it a red hot go? What happens then?

[–]robofunk 8 points9 points ago

They are actually roasted soy beans

[–]OsakaWilson[S] 2 points3 points ago

Recently, people use peanuts because you can eat them directly afterward. It's different from house to house.

[–]JellyCream 5 points6 points ago

Because he's dressed as Ganesh.

[–]Eyght 2 points3 points ago

Ganesh is richer than Donald Trunk.

[–]oh_god_im_lost 1 point2 points ago

I see you, like myself, are the kind of person who leaves katanas around your place of residence.

We are kindred spirits.

[–]imightlikeyou 2 points3 points ago

Who doesn't?

[–]oodja 0 points1 point ago

TIL the Oni is allergic to peanuts.

[–]OsakaWilson[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hehe.

[–]johnmasterof 12 points13 points ago

We did this at work today with one out-going female staff member being the "oni." It was a lot of fun to see her run down the halls of a place of higher education. It was all fun until we heard about the news of a few guys being re-posted to different sections or "asked" to quit if they do not like their new positions. We all asked, "Did we not JUST drive the demon out?" Indeed a bonding experience.

[–]kurassy 11 points12 points ago

My nephew made this oni mask at kindergarten today.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cat-o-nine-tails/6811958145/

Roasted soybeans are called Fukumame (fortune beans) and thrown either out the door or at a member of the family wearing an Oni mask, while the people say "Oni wa soto! Fuku wa uchi (Demons out! Luck in!)"

We also ate Eho-Maki roll (lucky direction roll).

[–]ladyfenring 0 points1 point ago

Adorable mask!

[–]Space_Helicopter 6 points7 points ago

That sounds more fun and more healthy than Halloween over here in the US. If you could somehow include girls dressing slutty it would be a better holiday.

[–]WUTBM 16 points17 points ago

just an Oni mask

[–]harryballsagna 1 point2 points ago

It's not nearly more fun than Hallowe'en. You pretend to be a demon and your kid throws soy beans at you. Then you eat the soy beans. It's over within minutes. Compare that to costumes, candy, drinking and parties.

[–]ClownBaby90 2 points3 points ago

Then we all pick up the peanuts like a big Easter egg hunt

Sounds like a blast.

[–]wwfmike 3 points4 points ago

Japanese porn just gets weirder and weirder.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

so thats what oni means on ddr

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

are peanuts some amazing treat there in japan? Rare or something?

[–]OsakaWilson[S] 0 points1 point ago

No. Just the legume of choice for throwing at demons.

[–]shifty21 1 point2 points ago

ONIWA SOTO! FUKUAUCHI!!

Brings back memories of living in Japan as a 5 year old :)

[–]JDogg1329 1 point2 points ago

That sounds awesome!!

[–]ZeGermanZurmanMerman -2 points-1 points ago

[–]d3r3k1449 -2 points-1 points ago

Pics or GTFO!

[–]OsakaWilson[S] 3 points4 points ago

I was too busy chasing the screaming kids around the house.