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[–]aggiehiker 400 points401 points ago

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I was on a motorcycle road-trip from Texas to Alaska and 2 hours in I left my wallet on top of a gas pump after filling up. I made it 30 minutes down the road when I had a flashback of putting it up there. I raced back to the pump and it was gone.

Since my drivers license and passport were in the wallet I was screwed since I would be going through Canada. Then a wonderful, fat, 3 tooth redneck woman approaches me and tells me she saw me leave without it and was waiting on me to return. She worked at the motel next door and kept the door open so she could see the pumps when I returned.

I gave her an immediate bear hug and thanked her profusely. She would not take anything for a reward and really saved my trip.

I found a guys briefcase in the middle of the road on that same trip. It was all scuffed up and looked like it had been thrown from a car. I found contact info inside, got a hold of his wife and let her know I had it. Turns out he had it on the top of his car when he drove off. He was 60 miles in the opposite direction I was traveling and didn't even know he had lost it until his wife called him. I backtracked 40 miles and met him to return it. He offered a reward which I refused and after I handed him the briefcase I got back on my bike and took off.

The world is so much nicer when people are decent. It doesn't take much to brighten someones day.

[–]meaker 123 points124 points ago

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It doesn't take much to brighten someones day.

Your comment just made me smile, it's nice to know that there are others out there that feel this way.

[–]keptani 31 points32 points ago

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Your comment just made me smile, it's nice to know that there are others out there that feel this way.

Your comment just made me smile, it's nice to know that there are others who appreciate good samaritanship when they see it.

[–]xxbigphilxx 10 points11 points ago

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Your comment just made me smile, it's nice to know that there are others out there that feel this way.

Your comment just made me smile, it's nice to know that there are others who appreciate good samaritanship when they see it.

Your comment just made me smile for someone actually noticing this.

[–]Gondorff777 30 points31 points ago

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Your comment just--nevermind I still can't stop thinking about the Human Centipede from that other thread. I would have smiled though.

[–]Torg0 17 points18 points ago

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Dude I know! They're pooping in each others' mouths.

[–]B0ZARKlNG 5 points6 points ago

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facepalm

[–]shelbygt500 2 points3 points ago

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vomit

[–]windowsupdate 13 points14 points ago

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This turned from really pleasant to really disgusting really fast. really.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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and that is reddit in a nutshell

[–]MrFairladyz -1 points0 points ago

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Your comment just made me smile, it's nice to know that there are others out there that feel this way.

Your comment just made me smile, it's nice to know that there are others who appreciate good samaritanship when they see it.

Your comment just made me smile for someone actually noticing this.

Your comment just made me say "GET OUT OF MY HEAD, REDDIT."

[–]da3dalus 8 points9 points ago

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Your comments made me sad, 'cause I'm emo.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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My head just 'sploded.

[–]fauxromanou 1 point2 points ago

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Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I also like the fact that "not much" referred in his case to driving 40 miles in the wrong direction (an 80 mile detour.)

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[–]drugs_express 6 points7 points ago

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How do you fit a passport into a wallet?

[–]ecfisk 10 points11 points ago

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Feds recently came out with a DL-style version of the passport for frequent Canada road border crossers. Good only for that purpose, I believe.

[–]slates 3 points4 points ago

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That and Mexico, and I believe it doesn't count if you fly.

[–]traitorous_8 8 points9 points ago

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Yep. It's the Passport Card and it's only valid for land and sea travel between Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean, and Bermuda.

[–]LeviDon 8 points9 points ago

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...He offered a reward which I refused and after I handed him the briefcase I got back on my bike and took off.

That man is downwithlevers.

  • Directed by M.Night Shyamalan

[–]Burger_King 2 points3 points ago

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I think I know you. haha

[–]tk429 2 points3 points ago

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I like the cut of your jib.

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[–]TheManWithNoName 1 point2 points ago

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You are such a good person. We would all be better off if more people were like you.

[–]Je12u 47 points48 points ago

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My wife recently found a digital camera a few blocks away just lying in the road. I assumed the owner must be close by and probably put the camera on top of the car, forgot it, then drove off. I scoured the camera for pics and found a picture of what looked could be the owners on their boat. They (and their kids) were in a lot of the pics so it was an educated guess. I hopped on my bicycle and rode around the neighborhood and actually found their house because they had the boat out front on a trailer in the driveway.

Turns out the guy had all sorts of family/vacation pics on the camera and his wife was really upset at the thought she had lost them forever. They were both totally thrilled when I gave it back to them. That feeling was worth it alone, but he also gave me a hundred bucks which was cool too. I tried to decline but he really was that happy about getting the pics back.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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I found a guys wallet in the park I like to sit in alone (yeah sue me) and I figured "If I give this to the police, it'll take a while for him to get it back, I'll take it home and call him!". Took it home, the wallet had no identifiable information that would let me contact him, so I searched for him on Facebook, couldn't find him. I proceeded to browse reddit, forgot about the wallet and then a week later I noticed it under some shit on my desk. Next day took it to the police station.

In your story you succeeded, in mine I think I fucked it up, he probably sent off for new driving license and cancelled all his credit cards, oops.

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[–]Je12u 6 points7 points ago

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Totally unrelated but I've seen you post all the time and took notice of your name because I liked it. I notice usernames and there's a bunch of you guys out there I know at this point. This got me to thinking " I wonder if anyone recognizes my name ever too?"

...and that is my random thought of the day.

Oh, also...you had the dude's license and couldn't find him? You sir, will never drive around solving mysteries with that type of performance.

[–]fauxromanou 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry, but I don't immediately recognize your username.

Yet!

[–]Je12u 1 point2 points ago*

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I don't know you either, but now I do! It's awesome how that works. See ya in another thread!

  If you're a girl:  

walks away then turns around slowly and waves goodbye

  If you're a dude: 

gives terrorist fist bump and nod of approval

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Totally unrelated but I've seen you post all the time and took notice of your name because I liked it. I notice usernames and there's a bunch of you guys out there I know at this point. This got me to thinking " I wonder if anyone recognizes my name ever too?"

:D

Oh, also...you had the dude's license and couldn't find him? You sir, will never drive around solving mysteries with that type of performance.

:(

[–]runamok 2 points3 points ago

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Well, if he received it at least he'd be less worried about identity theft, etc.

[–]hearforthepuns 4 points5 points ago

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Have some comment karma to match your real-life karma! I can only hope someone would go to that much trouble to return something of mine.

[–]Je12u 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks man, it was actually fun like solving a crime. At first I was looking at the registration numbers on the side of the boat in the pics figuring I may be able to call the marina and track the dude down. Then I figured it was a pretty small boat so it would be on a trailer. I also had a feeling they were close in the neighborhood by the way the camera was found just sitting in the street and not really damaged. Turns out about 2 miles away.

[–]YesImSardonic 1 point2 points ago

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I once found a 2GB flash card full of pictures of the Hagia Sophia. No contact information was acquirable and nobody came to the pool looking for it.

It's still waiting to be picked up.

[–]ninjapocalypse 40 points41 points ago

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A few years back I was kinda depressed. I have severe insomnia anyway, so I never slept at night. Instead, one night I went downtown by the waterfront to play guitar. I noticed a cell phone sitting on the steps next to me, but figured whoever it was would come back and get it. Then it rang, and the picture and contact name (which was like "love bunny" or something) indicated that it was the owner's boyfriend. I answered it, hoping to find out who it belonged to.

"Hello?"

".........."

"Hello?"

"........."

"Is anyone there?"

"Who is this."

Apparently at this point he thought his girlfriend was cheating on him, which I guess is reasonable.

"Uhhh, I found this phone out by the waterfront at Volunteer Landing. I was hoping to find out who it belonged to.

"Ohhhhh, thank God."

He gave me the girl's roommate's number and had me call her. Keep in mind this was like 5am.

"Kim, are you ok? It's like 5 in the fucking morning."

"Uh, this isn't Kim, I..."

"Oh my god who is this. Where's Kim?"

"She's not here, I..."

"Oh my god!!"

"No, no, I just found this phone at Volunteer Landing. I spoke to her boyfriend, he said for me to call you so I can return it."

"Ohhhhh, ok. Jesus, you scared me. I'm in (some sorority hall, I don't remember the name) on University of Tennessee campus. Bring it up here and we'll get you in."

Long story short I became the center of attention for a bunch of sorority girls. It was fantastic. I ended up going out with one a few times, on the basis that she thought I was really sweet for having done that, and that she was tired of dating dicks.

The moral of the story: don't be a dick. Being nice has some significant benefits.

[–]Undine 13 points14 points ago

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So did they ever find Kim?

[–]atheist_creationist 18 points19 points ago

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He is Kim.

OMGWHOWASMNIGHTSHYAMALAN.

[–]ninjapocalypse 6 points7 points ago

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Heh. Yeah, turns out she was down the hall or something. She was there when I got there. Probably should have said that to begin with.

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points ago

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You did the correct order of what to do when finding a cell phone. Look for nude pics then find out who the owner is.

[–]Richman777 57 points58 points ago

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You run the risk of seeing nude pictures of a dude (if you're a dude) when going in that order. That's a risk I'm willing to take.

[–]terumo 127 points128 points ago

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blackberroulette

[–]Deadpixel1221 49 points50 points ago

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Not to be confused with Black Bear Roulette, entirely different.

[–]fingers 12 points13 points ago

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why's it always gotta be a BLACK bear?

[–]Deadpixel1221 12 points13 points ago

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IT COULD BE A CHINA BEAR, IT DOESN'T MATTER!

Watch you think, I'm prejudice? I ain't prejudice.

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[–]karmapolice8d 1 point2 points ago

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China Bear is not the preferred nomenclature!

[–]Etab 1 point2 points ago

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But arguably more fun.

[–]viciousnemesis 2 points3 points ago

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That sounds unbearable.

[–]tehjamez 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds much too overbearing to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, just bear and grin it sonny.

[–]hendersoner 0 points1 point ago

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Too grizzly to watch

[–]chuckgreen 3 points4 points ago

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This comment thread is really polarizing.

[–]ArchieBunkerWasRight 3 points4 points ago

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Don't open the pic titled "chewing gum stuck in my hair"

[–]Deli1181 19 points20 points ago

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Actually, correct order is:

  1. Look for nude pics
  2. Add your own nude pics
  3. Find out who the owner is
  4. Switch phone numbers of the last two people he called

[–]z3ddicus 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot to look for incriminating secrets!

[–]Dantheman396 2 points3 points ago

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You should add a nude pic to test if the supervisor is also but a man

[–]Philanthropi 29 points30 points ago

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When I was at Glastonbury (UK festival) I left my wallet with all my cash in at one of the food places in the greenfields (hippy bit). I went back after an hour to find it and three stoners were sitting where I left it. They had sat there waiting for me to go back to claim it so no one else would steal it!

[–]Frankeh 11 points12 points ago

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That's so great. Did you give them a fiver or something? Better yet, some drugs.

[–]YesImSardonic 1 point2 points ago

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A dimebag would have been perfect.

[–]Philanthropi 5 points6 points ago

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I bought us all some falafel and smoked my weed with them for an hour or so. I figured that was the best way to pay them back. Was really nice to see people actually giving a shit about strangers. Made me all warm and fuzzy.

[–]YesImSardonic 7 points8 points ago

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Made me all warm and fuzzy.

At least one of those is the weed.

[–]videogamechamp 2 points3 points ago

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You'll see a lot of that at music festivals.

[–]Ziggamorph 6 points7 points ago

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I'm guessing they weren't planning on wandering too far from the food places anyway.

[–]eyc 26 points27 points ago

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About a year ago, I found an Blackberry in a taxi cab on the way to work. I looked through the phone and found only 10 contacts and two email addresses. I emailed one of them and I simply stated that I found the BB and that the owner should come pick it up at the front desk of my office. I left the BB with the front desk.

Later that evening a woman came and picked up the phone. (I was in my office during this whole thing. This info was relayed to me by frontdesk later). She took the phone, sat in the lobby, fiddled with the phone for 3 minutes, got up, asked the ladies at the frontdesk for my name, then left. The front desk let me know the woman had picked it up. I then proceeded to completely forget about the incident. Here is where it gets freaking wierd.

Two weeks later, a big bouquet of flowers was sent to the front desk with my name on it. There is no card. At first, I had no idea who they came from. I asked half a dozen people, including my gf before I concluded that it was likely from the BB lady. I went ahead and found the email address in my outbox and sent a short email thanking her for her nice gesture.

Two hours later, I get a call from the front desk.

Frontdesk: "A man is here to pick up his blackberry." Me: "What? What do you mean? That lady already came and picked it up." Frontdesk: "I don't know. There is a man here to pick up his lost blackberry."

I go down to the front desk to see a man, late 40s, in a suit, well kept, with a calm look on his face. He explained to me that he had gotten an email thanking someone for flowers. And when he had scrolled down through the email, the email history had shown my original email (I had attached the original email to remind the person who I was).

The man then claims that this lost BB is his!

I asked, "Well, why didn't you respond to my original email? The email regarding picking up the device?" He then proceeded to tell me that he never got the original email. Why, might you ask? Well, the email address was not his!!! He then pulls out a new BB Curve (one that he had purchased to replace his lost BB) and says, "See, this is my new BB. And here is your new email regarding the flowers (with lost BB info attached)."

Me: "Well, if this isn't your email, how did you possibly get this email on your new BB!!?!" Man: "I have no idea." Me: WTF is going on here. This makes no f#&&# sense. "What do you mean you have no idea?" Man: "It just appeared in my BB." Me: "Uhhhhh, yea. Hmm. Ok."

I check the email for myself. And indeed, it is just in his messages folder. It isn't forwarded to him. It is from me, and to the woman's email address. (Bear in mind, the woman's email address is a woman's first name, followed by a last name @aol.com). We exchanged a couple more minutes of meaningless jibberjabber. I gave him all the info I had. And he proceeded to leave. Still have no idea what happened.

[–]cpreg 14 points15 points ago

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But what doesn't make sense to me is, if the dude is telling the truth and the lady picked up a BB that wasn't hers, then why would she send the flowers? Perhaps the flowers are actually from an unrelated secret admirer, and had nothing to do with the blackberry?

[–]emstr 5 points6 points ago

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Upboated for meaningless jibberjabber.

[–]callum_cglp 9 points10 points ago

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Perhaps you and the Blackberry somehow slipped through a wormhole into an alternate universe?

[–]Undine 8 points9 points ago

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Did the dude look like the alternate universe male-version of the lady?

[–]squatly 6 points7 points ago

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Then who was fone?

[–]igkunow 2 points3 points ago

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He was fucking with you.

[–]redct 2 points3 points ago

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The only thing I can think of is that he grabbed his new BB and logged into it and the BB servers now had two devices associated with the same account, so the email went to both of them.

Huh.

[–]RubyBlye 23 points24 points ago

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I once found a penny. It was one of those that had been flattened in one of those carnival machines that engrave stuff on it. It had the guy's address on it so I mailed it to him. I figured it was probably his lucky penny and he would be uncomfortable without it. It came back "address unknown".

[–]downwithlevers[S] 25 points26 points ago

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Cue X-Files theme song.

[–]Hallibert 4 points5 points ago

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i think the unsolved mysteries theme would have worked better.

[–]Cryogen_at_work 4 points5 points ago

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Doo Doo Doo Doo Dooooooo Doo...

[–]kindall 2 points3 points ago

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"The X-Files is a show / With music by Mark Snow..."

[–]meaker 19 points20 points ago

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Time to delete nude pics

[–]glassuser 13 points14 points ago

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On the bright side, I'll wager you would have regretted finding his nudes.

[–]dressedindecay 15 points16 points ago

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Don't be so certain.

[–]pbthree 15 points16 points ago

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Someone had left a cellphone at a restaurant I worked at. The best part was that he and his highschool buddy decided to walk out on their tab. This only left me with one option....scan phone for noodies and then call "Mom." -The good news is that there were several scantily clad women hiding out in his picture folder. -The bad news is that his phone died before I could call his mom. -The best news is that 2 hours later he came walking in the front door with his tail between his legs because he needed his phone back. This was a sight to see as he stumbled over his poor excuse of how he accidentally left without paying.

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[–]Pinecone 8 points9 points ago

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I don't call it being an asshole. Dine and dashing deserves every bit of punishment it can get.

[–]ariellecyan 10 points11 points ago

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One time my digital camera was stolen during a wild night out. 2 years later, a camera of the exact make and model magically appeared on my front lawn, in perfect working order. I knew it wasn't the same camera because my original camera had a cracked viewscreen. I never solved that mystery.

[–]glenn218k 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe it was alive, had healed over time, and walked it's way back to it's owner?

[–]ariellecyan 4 points5 points ago

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occam's razor says yes

[–]peletiah 9 points10 points ago

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2 years ago on my bike-commute i saw a very thin wallet lying on the concrete. I picked it up and there where 150.- Euro in it and the snippet of a boarding card with a name on it. Nothing else, cheap wallet, a decent amount of money and the rest of the boarding-card. When i was in the office, i googled the name of the guy, turns out he has some unique and distinctive entries and i call his office. His personal secretary picks up and it turns out he's the upper level manager of a big austrian bank. He calls me back a few minutes later, thanks me and lets me know a courier is going to come to pick it up. 30min later the courier shows up, brings a bottle of wine and leaves with the wallet. I still have the business card that was on the bottle, just in case i'm in trouble sometime.

[–]WallyPenguin 9 points10 points ago

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Not only did he send a bottle of wine - deftly expressing gratitude beyond words without tarnishing your good act with cold cash - but, if I understand correctly, he also attached his business card to the bottle, just in case you are in trouble sometime. That is Tony Stark smooth.

[–]ChromeIndustry 7 points8 points ago

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I am an auto mechanic and sometimes have my tools in the back of my truck. If I can I always stop for people, the only reward I need is that they meet me and take my business card for future work.

[–]roseytea 6 points7 points ago

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I was at the train station the other day, and a man was franticly searching his wallet for spare change. The ticket machines don't take bills, and he only needed one more dollar to get his ticket so he was asking everyone for change for the five dollar bill he had. I didn't have change for the five, so I told him he could just have a dollar instead. He was actually so thrilled he hugged me, and told me that I made his day. About a week later, when I was waiting for the same train, I felt a tap on my shoulder, and there he was. He told me he was hoping hed see me again, and with a big grin on his face handed me back a shiny loonie. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy to think that a stranger would remember me like that, and go to the trouble of paying me back a dollar!

[–]gsxr 1 point2 points ago

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What is a loonie?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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Today I'm scoring some karma points IRL

But more importantly, on reddit.

[–]bechus 23 points24 points ago

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No karma for self posts.

[–]spaghettifier 12 points13 points ago

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you get comment karma

[–]bechus 19 points20 points ago

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... if you comment. You get nothing from self posts.

[–]spaghettifier 3 points4 points ago

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I thought self posts were treated as comments by the system, You do get orengereds when someone replies to a self post that do not appear when someone replies to a link for example.

[–]manwithabadheart 11 points12 points ago

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No karma is given from self posts.

[–]Liefx 5 points6 points ago

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now they tell me...

[–]harajukukei 5 points6 points ago

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I've done this for others and people have returned my lost phone like this as well. If you don't do this (checking for n00ds is optional), you are a royal asshole.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I like seeing "n00ds" because I was going to start a porn site called "n00ds" which is why I own "n00d.net" but I never got around to it. Such a silly word.

[–]Mr_Ron_Mexico 6 points7 points ago

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I've been checking that URL every day for seven years hoping to see something pop up. :(

[–]Captain_Awersome 4 points5 points ago

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I've called noodles "noods" for years. All of a sudden, seeing it typed out in this context, I realize what I've been saying this whole time...

So many Freudian slips I can't even begin to count.

[–]redevilkra 5 points6 points ago

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I remember back in grade school, I walked into my science class early, with no one inside seeing as how lunch just ended. The lights were on, but no teacher to be found. I took my seat and noticed a worn-out wallet a table over.

I went over and picked it up. Looking for some form of identification, I was surprised to see that it was completely empty save for lots of hundreds (more than I could count in the ~40 seconds I was staring at it). I had never seen such a large amount of money in one place before.

Just then, another student walked in, saw my puzzled expression along with the wallet, and ran over to me. He took a look inside the wallet, asking whose it was. I had never talked to him before, but he started going on about how we can split the profits and not tell anyone else as soon as I told him I had just found it.

Soon after, other students began coming in, and eventually a substitute teacher. He told me to hide the wallet under threat of violence, but as soon as he turned his back on me, I ran to the teacher and turned it in. She took a look at it, surprised at the amount of money and lack of identification, and put it in her desk, assuring me that she would find the rightful owner.

I'm not sure why any middle schooler would ever carry around such a large amount, nor if it was ever returned, but turning the money in even when all external pressure was urging me to keep it made me feel better than anything before.

Oddly enough, I had about 4 or 5 more situations after this involving large-ish amounts of money (ranging from $20-$200) where no identifiable owner was to be found. I always turned it into the nearest authority figure. I found it funny that my mother would be proud of me when I told her I turned something that I found in, but when I would tell her the amount, she would complain about my decision (seeing as how we were pretty bad off back then).

Unfortunately and in all honesty, if I were to come upon such a situation nowadays, I would most likely opt to keep the money..

[–]ironyx 11 points12 points ago

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This exact thing happened to me once (it was even a BB). I called the lady's home number from her phone and then met her at lunch downtown the next day and gave it back to her.

For my thoughtfulness she gave me a Douglas Adams card that said something like "even the smallest gestures make massive ripples through the entire universe, thank you" and a $25 starbucks gift card - which made for a fucking epic week of me being ridiculously caffeinated for free. Win.

[–]videogamechamp 7 points8 points ago

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How did you manage to make $25 last a week at starbucks?

[–]theamusedone 1 point2 points ago

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massive ripples...

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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I remember a couple of months ago , some poor taxi driver found a huge sum of money in the back seat of his cab. We're talking 10k+. He spent a lot of time tracking down the person who left it there (it was in an envelope). After finding the owner, he was offered a big reward, to which he refused.

Here is the article, it was 21k.

He also turned down a reward, saying he could not accept it as an observant Muslim.

See folks, for the majority of people, religion isn't a bad thing :)

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[–]Torg0 7 points8 points ago

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Sustained. The prosecutor will refrain from making absurd leaps of logic please.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Religion being bad is also anecdotal, surely?

[–]Frankeh 3 points4 points ago

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Quite.

[–]Frankeh 9 points10 points ago

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I was in a club and I stepped on a phone. When the DJ I was there to see had finished I went downstairs and dialled the last missed call. Someone called Sarah.

I told her I was downstairs and she came down and claimed it. She said thank you.

I have never bothered telling this story before because it's as inane as OPs.

[–]revolush 5 points6 points ago

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I found a lady's purse on a bus at a conference in Chicago (a bus they used to tote us attendees around from place to place) and instead of leaving it there hoping she found it again, I just carried it around with my bag, and kept networking with peeps to see who knew her, until someone had her cell phone number. It totally earned me points with her and her friends/students.

[–]hearforthepuns 3 points4 points ago

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kept networking with peeps

This sort of language makes me shudder.

[–]xixoxixa 3 points4 points ago

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He leveraged new-found synergy to exact a process-sharing endeavor. Better?

[–]hearforthepuns 2 points3 points ago

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He leveraged new-found synergy to exact a process-sharing endeavor with the chick's bitches.

There we go.

[–]Black_Jesus 8 points9 points ago

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Did you have sex with her later?

[–]sweet_jesus 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, with the points he have earned.

[–]Dankman 3 points4 points ago

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Awesome job good sir, I had a similar experience outside my junior college. I was outside having a smoke when a car drove by and a leather bound folder flies off the top of a car and explodes in a cloud of papers flying everywhere. Myself and 3 other people look at each other and we all walk over and start gathering up the papers and put them back inside. I take it because I had 45 minutes in between classes and look inside for any contact info.

When I look inside I find a business cards for a woman whom appears to be some sort of sexual harassment/sex offender counselor. The first page I saw was a cartoonish drawing of a child with child drawn arrows to areas where I'm assuming sexual abuse took place. anyway I call the woman and she has no idea that she lost it and I wait 15 minutes for her to return so I can give it back to her. I give it to her and as she drives off I heard her tell her friend in the passenger seat "I almost got FUCKED." That kind of cracked me up as I walked back in to class.

Not much feels better than doing the right thing.

[–]spitfire5637 4 points5 points ago

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Man, I was hoping you were gonna say "Looks like spitfire5637's phone!". I lost my blackberry the other day, was worth a shot!

[–]reacti0n 4 points5 points ago

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Me and some friends went on a roadtrip to Utah a couple years ago. On the way back, one of my friends lost his wallet at a pitstop. He was bummed until he got a call from the person who found it. He overnighted it from Utah to California that day. Human generosity surprises me sometimes :)

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Years ago, I found this dachshund on the road. Some Ryder truck had stopped so it wouldn't get run over, and the dog walked under the truck and refused to be captured by the truck driver and his passenger. So, I stopped to help, and the guys got in the Ryder and drove off to leave me trying to capture this wiener dog on a very busy street.

Eventually I got a rope around his neck, and he waddled back to my car with me. Somehow he got into it on his own, and I drove home, wondering what I was getting myself into. I put him in the back yard, and he'd growl at me, then wander off. He did this repeatedly. It was the weirdest darned thing.

After calling the shelter (with an automated "found dogs" thing that was useless), I went out to run another couple of errands. I had quit my job the week before, and I had no prospects for a position that paid nearly as much, with a mortgage to pay and all sorts of other problems. Now I had an angry dog in the back yard to add to those problems.

I got home, and he was as happy as ever to see me, i.e.: growling, and then wandering off. But he had shade and water; it was all good enough for me. After another hour, it dawned on me there was a vet clinic up the street, so- on a longshot- I called them up, asked if they had any missing wiener dogs. The woman at the desk was happy to tell me one of their clients had, in fact, lost their dachshund shortly after leaving the clinic, and she gave me their number. I called, and left a message. Shortly afterwards, I got a call; they were positively ecstatic. I gave them my address, and they were there within half an hour.

The guy arrives in this huge pickup truck, barrels towards me, hands me a couple of twenties, saying, "This is all I have on me." He's just happy to have his dog back- the wife is crying, everyone's very happy, and I give him his money back, saying I just hope someone would do the same for me if things were reversed.

About a month later, I landed another job; didn't pay as much, but the bills all got paid. Turns out the dachshund had some sort of medical/behavioral problem, so they kept the poor thing doped up on meds so that he wasn't dangerously aggressive, which is why he'd growl and waddle away.

[–]WhoreChurch 70 points71 points ago*

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No offense to the OP, but have we come to a point in our society when returning someone's valuable property is somehow extraordinary?

Wouldn't this be the normal response--without first checking for embarrassing pics?

If you found a journal in a park with the owners name and phone number on the cover would you consider it OK to read the contents looking for juicy bits since "you are just a man of flesh and blood"?

If someone found your digital device would you want them to search for the naked pics your wife sent you for your anniversary before they returned it?

Yes, we live in a digital age. Yes it is easy to pretend these aren't real people with real lives we are dealing with, but c'mon.

Edit: If we don't care about people who we've never met, how are we any different than a banker who profits from bad mortgages made to people he never met or an oil company exec who operates recklessly because it will make him wealthy and only hurt people he never met? If we don't care about our fellow man when we have little to gain, we won't care about our fellow man when we have much to gain.

[–]Black_Jesus 38 points39 points ago

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Says WhoreChurch ...

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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says Black_Jesus... hmm, I guess that's OK

[–]Torg0 5 points6 points ago

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Says the vagina puncher.

[–]DoublePlusMediocre 6 points7 points ago

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have we come to a point in our society when returning someone's valuable property is somehow extraordinary?

I've wondered that myself. Recently I passed a car in my work parking lot with the key still in the lock. There have been carjackings where I work (I work at a university), so I grabbed the keys and left a note letting the person know where I was. I relayed this in a conversation later and the person praised me incessantly, telling me I was such a good person for doing so.

It was completely confusing, because helping this dude out and making sure his car doesn't get stolen is a normal thing that normal people do because normal people aren't pricks. Right?

[–]WhoreChurch 5 points6 points ago

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I am 47, so I am older than most of Reddit. It surprises me things like this are seen as somehow admirable by many younger folks. I thought normal people tried to help others in need, respected their property and their privacy. Those values seem to be less common than I realized.

[–]Torg0 2 points3 points ago

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Unfortunately, such values are indeed increasingly less common. When some of us young folk see cause to celebrate acts of kindness that somebody of your advanced age takes for granted it is because we're happy there are others out there like us. That being said, I completely agree with you that OP is aggrandizing something that he should have done either way. The sole purpose of this post was to say "somebody of your advanced age."
tl;dr Older than most of reddit?! Hell you're older than most of reddit put together!

[–]WhoreChurch 3 points4 points ago

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Get off my lawn!

[–]Torg0 3 points4 points ago

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Give me back my football ya old coot!

[–]el0rg 3 points4 points ago

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have we come to a point in our society when returning someone's valuable property is somehow extraordinary?

Yeah, I think we have. I once found a fairly valuable camera in the back of a cab in Vegas. They had a bunch of pictures of the Flamingo hotel on it that I couldn't help but notice as I was looking for 'n00ds'. When I brought it to a security desk at the Flamingo they were completely dumbfounded that someone would go out of their way to return a camera.

[–]WalterGR 6 points7 points ago

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No offense to the OP, but have we come to a point in our society when returning someone's valuable property is somehow extraordinary?

Absolutely. I lost a Blackberry Storm in Sacramento CA a few months ago and never heard from it again.

[–]statix138 16 points17 points ago

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Who in their right mind would keep a Blackberry Storm?

[–]theamusedone 1 point2 points ago

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Trust me, it wasn't you, it was the phone.

[–]WalterGR 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks. That makes me feel a little better. :/

[–]tiftik 15 points16 points ago

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Wouldn't this be the normal response--without first checking for embarrassing pics?

No, this wouldn't be normal at all.

[–]snatchrodriguez 2 points3 points ago

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I was in a similar situation (found a phone on a trail in the town park). I just returned the phone to him without even thinking to look for naked pictures. It did feel really good to make someone's day better, and I'm not sure how many people would do the same.

In fact, the friend of a friend found a phone about 20 yards from the owner (or at least someone who knew the owner as his pic was the background image), and when I asked if she was going to give the guy his phone back she just pocketed it and said she'd call him later.

Yeah, I like how the OP is bragging about good karma, but still thinks he's in the right for trying to find personal pictures. I think he just broke even.

[–]qazqaz7k 3 points4 points ago

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Why didn't you go up to the owner and notify him you found the phone?

[–]SPIRITCATCHER10 1 point2 points ago

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you nerver know-they could have been Russian spies

[–]Wonderfat 1 point2 points ago

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I think the monkeysphere relates to this.

[–]downwithlevers[S] 5 points6 points ago

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No offense taken. To answer your questions though:

1) Yeah, for the most part I'd say so. Well, not extraordinary, but out of the ordinary.

2) Moral, but I wouldn't say normal. That's a hard call to make though because I'm sure the normal response varies across demographics. I'm a 28 y.o. white male living in the US. Make of that what you will.

3) I figure the game "finders keepers" and the magazine "Found" are just two examples of a person's inherit curiosity into the lives and belongings of others. Would I consider it ok? I'd consider it to be interesting and satisfying but obviously not the moral/ethical high road. I wouldn't lose sleep over it.

4) I've known lots of people in the cell phone sales business and they've all told me this is the first thing anyone does if you bring in your phone for service. So I'd expect it. I think expecting people to behave like moral, upright citizens can be a dangerous and overestimating.

[–]manders36 6 points7 points ago

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Used to work in cell service... ya every time someone dropped off their phone or recycled it we'd take a look for pics and videos... not super professional, but as 20 something guys it was kind of expected. Some people recycle or service their phones with some nasty stuff on them still. It's your own fault if you hand over a device with incriminating or embarrassing things on them. It's like taking a printed photo of yourself naked doing drugs to a store to have it framed... Someone is gonna see it if it's worked on. If you have your cell serviced or you're recycling it for gods sake people! clear it out!

[–]REInvestor 5 points6 points ago

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Downloading a photo of goatse...now.

Sent from my iPhone

[–]AnnArchist 9 points10 points ago

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I lost my blackberry in the snow last year.

It was returned over 2 months later by some strange stroke of luck.

Now I have a back up blackberry thanks to insurance.

[–]MisterNetHead 23 points24 points ago

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A... BackBerry, if you will.

[–]danchan22 25 points26 points ago

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I will not.

[–]yousirnaime 7 points8 points ago

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glad you went with BackBerry, it turns out that 'blackup' has a different meaning...

[–]remog 3 points4 points ago

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http://www.roflmachine.com/fun/blackup.jpg

I'll just leave this here...

[–]theamusedone 1 point2 points ago

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Is this NSFW? Should I click? Guys?

Edit: It isn't. Phew, I got all excited, looking out for my boss from the corner of my eye, and I went for it!

[–]MisterNetHead 2 points3 points ago

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Of which I was aware when making the joke :)

[–]watchtower_killed_me 4 points5 points ago

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This sort of thing sometimes makes me want to remove the password lock on my iphone. In my mind, I think: If someone finds my phone, they'll have access to my email, pictures, and other personal information. At the same time, the finder would not be able to contact me to let me know they've found it.

So I guess a better solution is to somehow get my contact info on the back of the phone somehow.

[–]lordmycal 9 points10 points ago

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Or... set your wallpaper lock screen to a picture of your contact info?

[–]RubyBlye 3 points4 points ago

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Sharpie.

[–]Mintz08 3 points4 points ago

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But that's not sleek enough.

[–]RubyBlye 8 points9 points ago

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Mini-Sharpie.

[–]FetusFeast 3 points4 points ago

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I left my expensive graphing calculator once in a classroom for 20 minutes. I realized what had happened and rushed back. It turned out someone had stolen it in that time. After asking around the department no one had pad it up. I was pretty pissed - only engineering students studied there, so the chances were that I knew the person who stole it.

I ended up finding not one lost calculator, but TWO in that week. I was short on cash and extremely tempted to keep them. But I tracked down both owners and returned them - it felt pretty good.

In the end, I ended up buying a new calculator. The irony was that the thief lost my calculator 4-5 months later and never removed my contact information from inside the battery case. Someone tracked me down and returned it. It pretty much made my day.

[–]stacyah 5 points6 points ago

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Found a phone on the ski hill once. It wasn't my idea, my buddy's, to check for nudes, but did we ever hit the jackpot. Found the first sleazy-looking guy who seemed to be looking for something; asked him if he had lost a phone. "Yeah, that's mine! How did you know? Anyways, let me show you something, do I ever have a reward for you..."

[–]Ziggamorph 2 points3 points ago

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Go on...

[–]imatwrk 2 points3 points ago

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My pics and txts are pin protected but the contacts are open. So you can't do step one but can do step two. :D

[–]xmod2 2 points3 points ago

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It just means you won't get your phone back for however long it takes me to try 9,999 PINs.

[–]hearforthepuns 1 point2 points ago

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The combination is 1.. 2.. 3.. 4..

[–]lundah 5 points6 points ago

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That's the same combination as my luggage!

[–]supermario182 2 points3 points ago

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One time my brother dropped his phone in a parking lot. Some guys found it and called my mom, saying whoevers phone this is, pay us $50 or we will smash it. My brother talked to them and said the phone was free when he signed up and there was no way he was going to pay for a phone that was free in the first place. Filed a police report but there wasnt much they could do. I told him he should've called it pretending to be a radio station and that they had won a free pizza then ask for their address to deliver it.

[–]ArmageddonAardvark 2 points3 points ago

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Leaving a restaurant late one evening and found a wallet in the parking lot. I took it home and began searching for identifying information. A young ladies' drivers license was in the wallet, but the phone book and internet where no help in tracking down a phone number. Looking through the wallet a bit further, I found a Chase bank card. Now, if anyone knows how to track down a random person anywhere on the planet, it's Chase bank.

I call the customer service number, navigate the automated menu until finally confronted with providing answers to security questions, then make it to a CSR. I explain that I found the wallet, and hoped he may be able to connect me with the young woman. He three-way calls her home, and listens in while I explain to the owner where I found it. She is super excited and insists on driving the 15 miles to me, rather than letting me come even half-way. I suggest a Wal-Mart as a public/safe location and meet her that evening.

I told you that story, so I could tell this one:

A few months later, I lose an engraved Zippo lighter I owned for years in a field at a town event. Someone finds it that afternoon, recognized the fraternity letters engraved on the lighter, and gives it to a local member of the fraternity. He sets it on his bar in his room at the fraternity house, where it sits unclaimed for a year. My younger brother rushes the fraternity (I was an alum, but from a different university) the following fall. I come to his pin ceremony, and as I'm drinking a few beers and meeting the brothers afterwards, discover my missing lighter of 12+ months sitting on this bar surrounded by shot glasses and Mardi Gras beads.

[–]Arcturus519 2 points3 points ago

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I left my N95 in my work bathroom (about 800 or so people), then went to the store to buy a treat before going back to..err work hard!. When I got back from the 5 minute trip to the store I realized.. oh crap my phone.. I went running to the bathroom and it was nowhere to be found. :{

Got back into my groups office and we tried calling it, someone had already pulled the SIM. I knew then I would never see my $500 phone again.

Thank you for being so great and returning someone's phone!

[–]FailBot_9000 2 points3 points ago

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Did you add nude pics? I mean, giving him his phone back is good and all, but leaving him with nudy-pics... that's the mark of a true gentleman!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I found a phone once at the restaurant where I used to work. It was a prepaid tracphone loaded up with about 300 minutes. The people it belonged to were customers. The man ordered his steak medium rare and then sent it back because it was pink on the inside, all while being extremely rude to his server, telling him he needs to learn his job, etc. His girlfriend kept making rude comments as well, and when they were walking out the door man shouted out, "This place fucking sucks!" What they didn't realize was that they left their phone on the seat of the booth they had been sitting in. I sent a few inflammatory text messages to their most recent call list and threw the phone into the woods next to our parking lot. The best part of all was that when the man came back in to look for it I got to smile in his face and tell him we would keep an eye out for it. We both knew he wouldn't be seeing that phone again.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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It would be cool if the guy offered you a job.

[–]hearforthepuns 4 points5 points ago

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"Hi person I know nothing about, you just returned my phone. Would you like a job?"

[–]downwithlevers[S] 14 points15 points ago

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It was a...handjob.

[Directed by M. Night Shyamalan]

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Its like a Horatio Alger story!

[–]barneytoe 2 points3 points ago

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when I flip off a bad driver I always do it with a smile :)

[–]DrFantana 2 points3 points ago*

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I've found 5 cell phones and a camera since June.
Returned em all. If I ever lose my phone, it damn well better make its way back to me.

[–]Spidertop 1 point2 points ago

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I just found an Ironman Triathlon watch outside yesterday. Posted it to craigslist lost and found. What should I do next? Turn it in to the police? Making a sign is doable, but it will probably be taken down post haste in this neighborhood.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Well putting up a sign where it was lost and waiting a week used to be the idea.. I've never thought to go on craigslist when I lost something. Real dick move to pull down a "found item" sign.. so if that is your neighborhood.. can you really trust anybody coming to claim it? Just put it back where you found it or off to the side?

[–]Allakhellboy 1 point2 points ago

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Just last week at the Twilight Concert series here in Salt Lake City, I freakin lost my phone in a mosh pit. I pretty much gave up ever seeing my phone again, but it was Modest Mouse so I went on and enjoyed the show. Ended up having my friend text it telling the person who found it call his phone, and sure as shit they called. I was 100% sure it was smashed into the ground, but was pleasantly surprised! The guy actually ended up meeting my friend that night and dropping it off for me.

[–]badgemini 1 point2 points ago

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back in the day when pagers were all the rage before everyone and their chicken had a cell phone i'd dropped my alpha in the park and didn't realize it was gone till i was back home. i sent messages to it from the computer offering a reward. my friend was w/ me at the park. when he got home he forgot i'd lost it and sent me a numeric page. the lady who found it called him back and he called me, gave me her number, and i met up with her to get it back. i gave her $20 - all my young self had. she refused at first, but i insisted.

[–]Delacrz5 1 point2 points ago

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I salute you sir. I found a woman's purse in a Shop'n'Save parking lot and returned it. They gave me $20!

[–]ghostgoul 1 point2 points ago

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I will refrain from destroying the human race, as it seems there is still some good out there....

[–]jamez042 1 point2 points ago

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I did the exact same thing at a music festival in Wales. They were too drunk to thank me though. Still, i felt like i'd done the right thing

[–]Bukowskaii 1 point2 points ago

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Today I'm scoring some karma points IRL.

After checking for Nudes, I think you may lose come Karma. So over all I think you came out of it about the same.

[–]tdrusk 1 point2 points ago

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One time in high school my messenger bag knocked my wallet out of my pants. I ended up spending 15 minutes retracing my steps from my car to the parking lot. I finally went to the front desk and someone had returned it.

Later that year I was walking down the hallway, and oddly enough a wallet was on the floor. I knew what I had to do. I walked that wallet straight to the front office and turned it in. The lady laughed, since she remembered my previous incident. There was no way I could steal that wallet.

[–]crazybeaverz 1 point2 points ago

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well if you need a job it would be a good day to ask for an application :P

[–]killercacti 1 point2 points ago

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was at a convention a few weeks ago, found a wallet stuffed full of twenties, credit cards, all forms of ID. turned it in to con security. :)

about a month ago, i found a cell phone on the curb while walking my dog. called the contact listed as "mom," found the phone belonged to a lady who lived down the street. i walked it over to her and she gave me $20 for returning it! i tried to refuse it but she wouldn't hear it, and i didn't want to be impolite.

feels good man.

[–]iforgot120 1 point2 points ago

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Last year around Thanksgiving, I took an improv/writing class at Second City in Chicago. I live in the northern suburbs so I had to take a train into the city every day. On the second day (it was a three day class), I decided to take a bus from the train station in Chicago to Second City because it was a 20 minute walk and it was raining. The bus dropped me off a block away from where I needed to be, so I walked the rest. Passing by a Walgreens, I spotted a credit card on the ground, so I picked it up. I knew it was a pretty big deal because it was a Mastercard World Elite, so I called the number(s) on the back but Mastercard has shitty CS and that returned nothing. I put the card in my pocket and went to my class.

Later that night, after I had gotten home, I Googled the name on the card. After some easy searching, I found out that he was one of the highest rated dentists in Chicago and that he bought and sold apartments in the city. At the time I had found the card, I remember that he had just sold two apartments for a total of $800k or so. Assuming a modest dentistry salary of $200k/year, this guy made at least $1mil that year.

I found his number on his website and left a voicemail message saying that I had found his card. He called be back the next day so I met him after my class and returned the card to him. He gave me a $40 cash reward which made me pretty ecstatic.

[–]fingers 1 point2 points ago

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A teacher left her cellphone in the staff bathroom (I am a teacher also). We tried to figure it out by her contacts. I called her mother. In Puerto Rico. We soon figured out it was the Spanish teacher's phone.

People are confused when you call from someone else's cell phone asking, "Do you know to whom this cell phone belongs?"

They are even more confused if they don't speak English.

[–]jungisdead 1 point2 points ago

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Once I lost my phone about 20 miles from home, I wasn't that bothered about it only my contacts and messages stored on it. A day later someone called my house saying they had found it and gave me an address to pick it up from :) I've found 3 or 4 since then and every time I've either called or text the last few dialled numbers explaining where they can pick it up from*. I figure someone was kind enough to do it for me, I should do the same for others.

*after checking the pictures and videos obviously haha

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Fill it with porn before you give it back!

[–]paralemptor 1 point2 points ago*

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A while back I was biking home from work and heard a phones alarm in the middle of nowhere...rumbled my way through some bushes nearby and found a phone beeping away...I did a search on the phone, found some porn and played with it a little more...went through the most messaged contact and phoned them on my own phone to let them know I'd found this phone.. 6 hrs later, this chick picked up the phone and returned it to her friend who called me to thank me and invited me out for a drink.

I would have joined him but was in the middle of writing music, but thanked him all the same for the thought ( he was really buzzed I got the phone back to him and really wanted to repay me ) , and couldnt believe I'd gone to the bother of getting the phone back to him.

As I was caught up on my own trip, I told him the best way to thank me was if he was ever in the same situation of finding something elses to return it to them, and that would mean the world to me.

Its all anyone could ask for if they lose something precious to them if you've found it.

Thanks for doing the same.

[–]Deviant1 1 point2 points ago

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No dice on the n00ds though.

He's meeting me today to get his phone back.

So, what you're saying is, there's a chance then. Amiright?

[–]ekki 1 point2 points ago

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I did the exact same thing. It was with an iPhone, looked at the nude pics then gave the phone back. That girl was so cute and she said I was the nicest guy ever.

hehe

[–]untitled_30 1 point2 points ago

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It was a sunny Monday morning in London. I just returned from a weekend in Europe. Flew in that same morning, heading to work from the airport I sat on the bus. Very tired I placed my wallet between my legs on the seat. Fell asleep for a bit. When I woke I realised the bus was at my stop so I grab my stuff and ran out. Got to the office and realised that I left my wallet on the bus. As usual the first thing I did was call and cancel all my cards. Turn on my pc at work to check my emails, saw a facebook message from some random guy saying I got your wallet. When I contacted the guy he told me he found it on the bus, used my drivers permit to find me on facebook. I collected it during my lunch break. I even had 300 euros in it. Everything was there. This guy ROCK.

[–]formfactor 3 points4 points ago

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I recently had to get my work blackberry replaced. I was told they cost $500 to replace. The thing is a total POS, and I forward everything to my iPhone instead. But you saved him (or someone) $500. Nice job!

[–]Shats 3 points4 points ago

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It is actually a fun hunt to try to track down the owner before they leave the scene.

I had just parked in a mall lot when I noticed an old Nokia on the ground. Picked it up and decided to make it my quest to find the owner. Started calling some of the recent calls when someone answered from a store at the other side of the mall. Got down there to hand off the phone to these 2 older ladies who were VERY confused, and it turned out they had their phone (as I had just called it, it should have been obvious).

So they joined in on the quest and started going through the address book with me to see if they recognized any of the names. They recognized quite a few and began the old-lady style of 'isn't that beth's daughters friend?' This address book had like 50 entries for 'A' alone... It was going to take a long time at the speed they were going.

I eventually thanked them for trying and took the phone into my own hands again. Started calling some of the entries in the phone until eventually I get through to someone with definite mall sounds in the background. I explain the situation, he claims to know the owner so I head to the 'fountain' at the mall only to discover a pack of like 30 senior citizens hanging out like a bunch of mallrats.

Seeing how shocked and appreciative they all were of my gesture filled my veins with karma and I began to humbly fly away.

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[–]downwithlevers[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not looking for pats on the back; the point of this post - other than to attempt a little humor about looking for nude pics - was to tell the reader to pay it forward and look for karma in real life (instead of say, on Reddit?). And I don't know how private your belongings are when they're sitting in a parking lot, unattended and available for anybody to rifle through.

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[–]Radmobile 1 point2 points ago

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My friend works for coke and from what he says, it's an awful place to work (he does deliveries). I wonder if Pepsi is the same...