Post your worst sexual experience drawn in MSPaint only. (self.self)
submitted 5 months ago by wumps
Jellorage 88 points89 points90 points 5 months ago[-]
http://i.imgur.com/KJfpw.png
She had mommy issues.
greyscalehat 15 points16 points17 points 5 months ago[-]
damn...
funkadelik 40 points41 points42 points 5 months ago[-]
I wonder how many guys with daddy issues suck a friend's cock when they're sleeping...
mitchbones 25 points26 points27 points 5 months ago[-]
5
pixel7000 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago[-]
No, actually there are 6 now... there's this new guy in Cincinatti, haven't you heard?
mitchbones 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago[-]
Shit, I've been out of the "Cock-sucking loop."
Caleb666 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago[-]
So do I.... So do I...
akuzin 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago[-]
Yeah has same thing happened to me. My ex-roommate, had daddy issues, found her sleeping next to me one morning, I was like what are you doing here, why do you think this is ok???
sean85 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]
It took me a while to figure out you were another girl and not a guy.
hatekillpuke 64 points65 points66 points 5 months ago[-]
Hammered enough to pick up a girl way too hot for me, but then...
inthesky 21 points22 points23 points 5 months ago[-]
You are quite the artist
Bobispis 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago[-]
Awful story, my condolences.
However, I must comment on your fantastic art. Did you really draw this with MS Paint? It looks far too professional.
hatekillpuke 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago* [-]
Shades of this story may have happened several times during college.
I have a mac, so I don't have such a simple paint program just lying around. Having spent entire summers worth of downtime at work making MSpaint illustrations about how boring my job was, I've got the aesthetic practiced though, so the responsiveness of the online version linked in this thread wasn't up to snuff. This was done in photoshop, but limited to using only doing things one could do in Paint. I may have spent like 20 minutes on it, though.
Bobispis 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Well, I'm impressed.
I actually recalled while taking a shower this morning that I had a similar experience once, way back in high school. A friend and I were throwing a house party (at his house) some Friday eve. We invited our friends (maybe 10-15 people) and we got my friend's older sister to invite all of her friends (maybe 75-100 people). The house was packed.
We drink belligerently.
Anyway, at one point I convince my girlfriend (also probably too hot for me) to come into the back room with me for a while. We start messing around and I start fingering her. Normally I find this quite pleasurable, but at this point all I could think about was how the swirly, swimmy feeling of my fingers inside her was making my head spin more and more. After a few minutes, I knew I wasn't going to make it. I get out of bed, spring for the door (puking in my mouth at this point), and exit out into the hallway. The bathroom door was shut, meaning it was occupied. I couldn't hold it any longer, and I projectile vomited ALL OVER the fucking hallway. Wall, floor, everything. I don't remember much past this, but apparently the sight of this caused many others to have the same reaction. In all, probably 6-10 people puked in this same hallway, but I started it all. We now look back semi-fondly on the event as 'Pukefest 2000'.
aaaaaa667 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
at least you had a smile on your face while you slept in a puddle of your own vomits. Well done sir.
Ishouldgetalife 137 points138 points139 points 5 months ago[-]
http://i.imgur.com/gOhxp.png The memory still hurt.
PoliticsOfStarving 32 points33 points34 points 5 months ago[-]
I cringed in empathy and I don't even have a penis.
TheTipJar 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago[-]
So, what happened to it?
PoliticsOfStarving 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago[-]
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
glitchd 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
King Missile rules!
X3R0N3 13 points14 points15 points 5 months ago[-]
O.O HOLY. SHIT.
wutangstyle4 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
that girls mouth looks like the cincinnati reds logo.
BASGTA 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]
Something similar happened to me, not braces but a permanent retainer. ScabDick
GeneralChaos 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
my sympathies friend.
xmnstr 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
That happened to me too.
barbados_slim 46 points47 points48 points 5 months ago[-]
http://imgur.com/nuOev
Verdelet 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago[-]
Quite common for the first time.
seabass341 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago[-]
Happened to me too :(
Verdelet 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago[-]
The spirit is willing but the flesh is soft!
Happened to me the first time too, ended up staying with that girl for a few years though.
seabass341 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Well I'm still with the girl and things have picked up :)
But I honestly don't know what happened the first time. My heart was beating so fast since I was so nervous. I think I also drank some coffee not to long before this and this only contributed to the problem. (coffee pretty much simulates nervousness at high amounts)
Verdelet 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]
I think it's just sheer nervousness and excitement... It made me really concerned the first time, I was like "WTF!!??!?! Dude, don't bail out on me now! I'm about to score!!!" Hahaha
pattyneidert 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
The spirit is willing... But the flesh is spongy and bruised!
Verdelet 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Except in this case... it stayed spongy and unused!
EmmittBrownIII 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
oof. I know that one.
2oonhed 67 points68 points69 points 5 months ago[-]
http://imgur.com/KCxt7.png
[deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 5 months ago[-]
The use of color changed the meaning of this for me.
DogsAreBetter 36 points37 points38 points 5 months ago* [-]
My one attempt at a three-way (I am a girl.)
imandir 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Did you fall asleep? :(
DogsAreBetter 14 points15 points16 points 5 months ago* [-]
No - she was the girlfriend and I don't think really wanted to do this. I wasn't that sure I did either. I had never met her before, though she knew that I was sleeping with her boyfriend. The three-way was definitely his idea.
Earlier in the evening she asked me if I loved him (and I said no) and she told me that she did. So, when it came to the time for the three-way I just couldn't do it.
Everything kind of disintegrated after this - he and I stopped sleeping together, and in about a month he and she broke up.
Imwidyah 24 points25 points26 points 5 months ago[-]
Girlfriend finds out he is cheating so he convinces her to have a three-way!. Who is this leader of men?
DogsAreBetter 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago[-]
If EVERYONE knew what was going on from the beginning - do you consider this to be cheating? I don't.
Helcionelloida 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago[-]
I agree. Dogs are better.
midnightmoonbeam 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago[-]
On behalf of the girlfriend, thank you. You saved her a lot of pain and grief but helping her extract herself from the relationship. Don't ever feel bad about what you did.
DogsAreBetter 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago[-]
Actually I don't feel badly at all, because afterall I couldn't do it. It caused me a lot of pain though, because I had allowed myself to be in that situation.
Very interesting thing happened. The next day I felt such grief and pain when I was driving that I started to cry. I got home and was walking back and forth wailing. The feeling was intense.
And suddenly all the energy inside of me turned into an orgasm. It was wild. There I was, standing in my kitchen all by myself with tears running down my face - having an orgasm.
That is when I learned that it truly all just energy - and that intense pain and intense joy are related, and that one's ability to feel grief and pain is directly proportional to one's ability to feel joy. Kind of like - if you numb out and do not feel on the pain/grief side of the spectrum chances are you are not going to feel on the joy side of the spectrum as well.
Perhaps TMI - but I thought it was interesting!
[deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
Was the dog better?
DogsAreBetter 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Ha! The dog is ALWAYS better.
Always happy to see me, always ready for a snuggle, looks with great anticipation when I pick up my keys with the hope of being able to come with me.
wumps [S] 64 points65 points66 points 5 months ago* [-]
Guess it ain't fair to not add my own now that this post is going places.
Sometimes I wish I didn't go places.
http://imgur.com/fQT91.png
PhilxBefore 33 points34 points35 points 5 months ago[-]
So, she made you give her a BJ?
What the hell is going on here.
wumps [S] 62 points63 points64 points 5 months ago[-]
Shortly before arrival to my downtown destination the lovely creature I brought home poked the side of my face with her penis.
PhilxBefore 29 points30 points31 points 5 months ago[-]
Got it.
akuzin 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Wait so you were going down on "her" and did not see the dick in your face? Or are you a girl expecting to go home with another girl that ended up having a dick?
wumps [S] 30 points31 points32 points 5 months ago[-]
I guess some are as confused as I was on Jan 1, 2010.
I'm a guy. I went out and met a girl in a night club on New Years. I took her home. While in bed with the lights out - imagine darkness - I started to make my way down to munchville. When I got to around the belly button THE GIRL HAD A DICK AND IT HIT ME IN THE FACE! ALMOST WENT RIGHT INTO MY EAR!
I hope that clears things up.
TuxThePenguin 18 points19 points20 points 5 months ago[-]
Go on...
ironyjoe 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago[-]
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, then what happened?
Oh wow yeah of course. I think the confusion was that the Cheek is interperted as the butt Cheek. So It is kinda funny story, you went down on a "girl" found out she was a a guy and shrugged your shoulders and said "fuck it I only live once" and did this "girl" in the ass. But either way, yeah that must have a pretty disturbing incident. You ran or just said, ahhh no thank you?
mindyak 18 points19 points20 points 5 months ago[-]
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...
midnightmoonbeam 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago[-]
Not much between despair and ecstasy.
[deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago[-]
Holy fucking shit dude I'd be traumatized. Glad you got out of there alive.
specialk16 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
fuck it, you should totally do an AMA
rhllor 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
First question: so did you suck it?
SoBoredAtWork 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago[-]
WAIT... What? Did she have a dick? Are you a chick or a dude? Did you (assuming you're male) get a dick to the cheek?
wumps [S] 22 points23 points24 points 5 months ago[-]
She was a ladyboy. Dick to the cheek.
IsaacNewton1643 20 points21 points22 points 5 months ago[-]
What happen next? you sucky sucky?
goots 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
yeah, haha, you bet he did!
nuns_in_a_landrover 18 points19 points20 points 5 months ago[-]
.... go on....
[deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
is this really common in bangkok?
YesImSardonic 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]
See: name of city.
gwynyor 17 points18 points19 points 5 months ago[-]
Here's the real question: did you do it anyway?
Qubed 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Oh, boy...I bet that made for some awkward conversation, in the morning.
InsanityInversion 51 points52 points53 points 5 months ago[-]
waits for the obligatory empty pic, hopefully PNG because that's usually better for pictures with big unicolor shapes
mrpappy 45 points46 points47 points 5 months ago[-]
Done. http://i.imgur.com/PfKgV.png
Edit: Or rather, haven't...
stilesjp 26 points27 points28 points 5 months ago[-]
I feel like a fucking reta... idiot for clicking that.
wiltedbouquet 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
I feel like a fucking palin for clicking that.
FTFY
JMIJohn 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
I feel like I'm fucking palin for clicking that.
harumpf 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago* [-]
72 views, glad we're not the only ones.
edit: 1540 views 6 hours later
mrpappy 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
2946 after 23 hours :S
[deleted] 5 months ago[-]
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BritishEnglishPolice 65 points66 points67 points 5 months ago[-]
Hi-jacking to say, here is the javascript to make all the images appear on the page (just copy and paste into your URL bar and press enter):
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gserrato 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago[-]
Someone add this funcionality to reddit!
TomTom_on_a_Tauntaun 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
This works good.
semi_colon 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Burn the witch!!
modalert 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
What kind of Devilry is this?
Bobispis 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Thank you for this.
TheTipJar 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago[-]
She's a squirter!
Myotis 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago[-]
You shouldn't be having sex with mermaids in the first place.
EthicalReasoning 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
dude, we totally banged the same chick
PetriDishWithShoes 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago* [-]
Sounds like you two have found the only female in the universe that shits. Please report this malfunction to the Lady™ Factory with proof of purchase to receive a full refund.
jdiggity 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago* [-]
That's shitty bro :.( Take this vote as a sincere consolation.
daebat 32 points33 points34 points 5 months ago[-]
http://imgur.com/cK5Tp
harajukukei 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago[-]
this has happened to me like 5 times... not so bad only $40.
EthicalReasoning 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago[-]
hell of a lot cheaper than child support for 22 years
toaster_oven 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
happened to me twice, plan b ftw
Pylonius 52 points53 points54 points 5 months ago[-]
http://imgur.com/UFpX8.jpg
ancientweird 36 points37 points38 points 5 months ago[-]
Your balls look like wildberry pop-tarts.
Botunda 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]
The back of my head almost blew off from the amount of laugh I am suppressing to keep from waking the roomies
janey24516 26 points27 points28 points 5 months ago[-]
Cats don't care.
theotherman 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago[-]
maybe if you cleaned your nuts occasionally, she would touch it now and then. you have fungus growing on them
j14vv 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
its not that big.
Pylonius 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
A guy can dream!
DogsAreBetter 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago[-]
very artistic rendering!
wootastik 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Dry land is not a myth! I've seen it!!
OptionalPirate 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Did you paint them?
TomTom_on_a_Tauntaun 71 points72 points73 points 5 months ago[-]
It happens
epicrdr 95 points96 points97 points 5 months ago[-]
Wow. You should marry her if she can shit bacon.
UpDown 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago[-]
if someone could actually shit bacon how long would it take you to try a piece?
CJDehnel 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago[-]
betterth 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
five what??
DevilsEyeBrows 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago[-]
Five dollar foot-long
ImDrinkingTea 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
You must explain!
TomTom_on_a_Tauntaun 19 points20 points21 points 5 months ago[-]
We were going at it pretty good, she lost muscle control and shat on the bed. She was pretty beat up about it, but I told her it wasn't a big deal.
firefly5683 13 points14 points15 points 5 months ago[-]
I was laughing hysterically after reading this and my boyfriend asked what was so funny. I said, "Don't you EVER fuck the shit out of me." He had seen this post already and smiled.
ImDrinkingTea 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago[-]
I had no idea that could happen. I hope to God it neer happens to me!
Rubin0 15 points16 points17 points 5 months ago[-]
You would spill your tea!
greyscalehat 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago[-]
I am not sure if I could have handled it like that. Was it your bed?
TomTom_on_a_Tauntaun 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago[-]
It was, fortunately I had a cover under the sheets at the time and nothing made it through that. She bought me a new sheet set the next day ;)
jfk1000 61 points62 points63 points 5 months ago[-]
So she gave you sheet twice in two days.
dpollen 14 points15 points16 points 5 months ago* [-]
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet /Clay Davis (obligatory)
smawtadanyew 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
Wire did you get that line from?
mitchbones 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Clay Davis. I think you were spelling Clay Aiken.
Destoney 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Read that in Ren's voice.
nuns_in_a_landrover 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago[-]
Kudos to you for being such a nice guy about it
KSCleves83 23 points24 points25 points 5 months ago* [-]
Narcolepsy is weird.
firepunk 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
Are you the sleeper or the fucker?
I once fell asleep on top of a girlfriend about 2 minutes after starting sex. I had been working like 80 hour work weeks, on top of trying to go to school. She got frisky and I tried, but exhaustion got the better of me.
Thankfully she wasn't offended, but we still eventually broke up.
mrteapot12475 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
I had that happen to me once, my (now) ex had been drinking...she fell asleep during. I went ahead and finished up and went to sleep too.
That's not MSPaint only.
aaaaaa667 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
its paint from Win7. It has a few more features than previous versions.
OddQuestionGirl 49 points50 points51 points 5 months ago* [-]
There are some things you don't want to hear during sex, or surgery.
Also: I cannot draw boobs. Sorry.
SoBoredAtWork 25 points26 points27 points 5 months ago[-]
Dear men, don't try to keep going when your done... or this happens.
PROTIP: hold the condom as your pulling out
OddQuestionGirl 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago* [-]
It fell off during the middle of the action, and got jammed up in there.
And yeah, I know about the holding onto the condom as it is pulled out thing.
We've had this happen... I think it has to do with it being wet first (via water/shower or spit)
SoBoredAtWork 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
That's happened to me (as a male) twice.
PROTIP: learn from your mistakes. I clearly haven't.
freefrompress 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Once i split one open. THANKS TROJAN.
Destoney 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
I fill the condom with hot glue before I put it on.
SoBoredAtWork 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
/r/shittyadvice
Manitcor 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago* [-]
either the condom is too big or the dick is too small
Was just thinking to myself how the condom has never fallen off of me.
Well the two times it happened to me, I kept trying to go after I finished. So I started going limp, but kept going. Limp dick, loose condom.
harajukukei 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
this happened to me in japan.. japanese condoms are terrible.
nerdtaco 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
They are really frickin tiny too!
OddQuestionGirl 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago* [-]
Happened to me in Europe.
Must be somethin' 'bout them for-een rubbers.
How long did it take to get out?
OddQuestionGirl 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Not too long; a couple of minutes?
It's not like I was fishing around for an hour. But even if it was 30 seconds, it felt like an eternity of awkwardness.
j14vv 37 points38 points39 points 5 months ago[-]
http://i.imgur.com/n2jHe.jpg
Man, you trippin'.
tupidflorapope 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago[-]
That was great. It had a surprise ending that was really just the beginning.
Bobispis 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
Wait, so did you imagine the blood? Or was she menstruating?
hbhatwork 76 points77 points78 points 5 months ago[-]
http://imgur.com/XRAom
Expressions are perfect! Well drawn ._.
Steamster 38 points39 points40 points 5 months ago[-]
http://imgur.com/uVvLq.png
sigh.
WabashSon 22 points23 points24 points 5 months ago[-]
how olds the kid?
daebat 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
yes.
JMIJohn 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Holy shit you should be first in this thread. All the others are temporary troubles. Did she get pregnant?
zombiecupcake 34 points35 points36 points 5 months ago[-]
I swallowed it and kept going.
mitchbones 28 points29 points30 points 5 months ago[-]
I will feast upon your vomit tears.
expectquestions 13 points14 points15 points 5 months ago[-]
You're a classy man, mitchbones.
You're a gentleman and a scholar, expectquestions.
iamdoll 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
That exact same thing happened to me. My boyfriend still has no idea it happened.
zombiecupcake 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
I haven't told him either, haha.
Weaselboy 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Most admirable.
notthenameiwanted 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
I applaud your effort ;)
MaggieGallagher 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago[-]
...and that was your worst sexual experience?
mochanut 20 points21 points22 points 5 months ago[-]
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6032/ohgodk.png
All the explanation is here
BritishEnglishPolice 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago[-]
All gross aside, that's amazing art.
I agree, the way the girl is drawn is really incredible.
tupidflorapope 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
but he never cleaned it beforehand
W.T.F.
I'd have let you suck my dick hug
TianamenSquared 40 points41 points42 points 5 months ago* [-]
yes, I know. I'm dumb.
Edit: clarified that yes, it was a penis not a gimpy little leg like my lack of MSPaint skills indicated
hatekillpuke 33 points34 points35 points 5 months ago[-]
It took me a minute to realize what at first appeared to be an attempt at drawing a back leg in perspective is probably supposed to be a dick.
mrpappy 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago[-]
Wait, that's a dick? Ew.
dinohead 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago[-]
thought it was poop at first
SoBoredAtWork 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]
Same here. It was A DICK?!?!??!?
VulturE 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
I thought it was those girls that get their feet chopped off and are sex slaves.
notwist 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago[-]
Lies
TianamenSquared 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
no for real, shit happens
VeritasCurat 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Is it a condom hanging out of her ass? I can't tell.
IsaacNewton1643 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]
so uh... you still hit it? right???
TianamenSquared 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
no she, er he, kinda copped an attitude and started threatening me when I was asking more questions, so I just took off. be careful in Amsterdam
Destoney 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago[-]
Wow i posted mine before i read through these i left a pic too .. I can't believe this is that common lol. Mine was in Mexico.. BEAUTIFUL TOO .. crazy...
youreAkitty 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago[-]
Here's mine.
This rules. Tell us more!!
kevsedg 27 points28 points29 points 5 months ago[-]
GOD THIS THREAD IS SO BIASED AGAINST LINUX AND OSS.
/fires up virtual box
DOGA 64 points65 points66 points 5 months ago[-]
/obligatory joke about someone using Linux not having a sexual experience to draw anyway
square_cubed 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago[-]
http://canvaspaint.org/
richardstallmanstoe 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago[-]
sorry, your browser does not support flood fill
rchase 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
Oh!
obsessive1 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago[-]
That is why we use wine.
aaaaaa667 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago[-]
This Its a true story.
tl;dr version
vampiricrogu3 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
http://imgur.com/qmBX5.png
Bobispis 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago[-]
Just to clarify for anyone confused:
vampiricrogu3's blonde girlfriend murdered her brother, sister, and best friend in front of him, placed their heads on a shelf, then made him go down on her inside of an oversized baby crib. He only came once.
EthicalReasoning 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]
this thread needs more drawings
1smartass 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago[-]
I'm not a good enough artist to draw two broken hands.
decemberwolf 18 points19 points20 points 5 months ago[-]
no
fannylovesfelix 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Meh.
bendsinister 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
This is kind of adorable. The drawing I mean..
fannylovesfelix 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago[-]
LOL, thanks!
ani625 29 points30 points31 points 5 months ago[-]
Well basically this http://i.imgur.com/Ra7TZ.jpg
quinbd 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago[-]
Nicely Done
http://i.imgur.com/JCJdFl.png
[deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago[-]
The 4channing. It is complete.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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Jellorage 88 points89 points90 points 5 months ago[-]
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