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Post your worst sexual experience drawn in MSPaint only. (self.self)
submitted 2 years ago by wumps
[–]Jellorage 88 points89 points90 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/KJfpw.png
She had mommy issues.
[–]greyscalehat 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
damn...
[–]funkadelik 41 points42 points43 points 2 years ago
I wonder how many guys with daddy issues suck a friend's cock when they're sleeping...
[–]mitchbones 24 points25 points26 points 2 years ago
5
[–]pixel7000 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago
No, actually there are 6 now... there's this new guy in Cincinatti, haven't you heard?
[–]mitchbones 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
Shit, I've been out of the "Cock-sucking loop."
[–]Caleb666 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
So do I.... So do I...
[–]akuzin 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
Yeah has same thing happened to me. My ex-roommate, had daddy issues, found her sleeping next to me one morning, I was like what are you doing here, why do you think this is ok???
[–]sean85 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
It took me a while to figure out you were another girl and not a guy.
[–]hatekillpuke 62 points63 points64 points 2 years ago
Hammered enough to pick up a girl way too hot for me, but then...
[–]inthesky 20 points21 points22 points 2 years ago
You are quite the artist
[–]Bobispis 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
Awful story, my condolences.
However, I must comment on your fantastic art. Did you really draw this with MS Paint? It looks far too professional.
[–]hatekillpuke 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago*
Shades of this story may have happened several times during college.
I have a mac, so I don't have such a simple paint program just lying around. Having spent entire summers worth of downtime at work making MSpaint illustrations about how boring my job was, I've got the aesthetic practiced though, so the responsiveness of the online version linked in this thread wasn't up to snuff. This was done in photoshop, but limited to using only doing things one could do in Paint. I may have spent like 20 minutes on it, though.
[–]Bobispis 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Well, I'm impressed.
I actually recalled while taking a shower this morning that I had a similar experience once, way back in high school. A friend and I were throwing a house party (at his house) some Friday eve. We invited our friends (maybe 10-15 people) and we got my friend's older sister to invite all of her friends (maybe 75-100 people). The house was packed.
We drink belligerently.
Anyway, at one point I convince my girlfriend (also probably too hot for me) to come into the back room with me for a while. We start messing around and I start fingering her. Normally I find this quite pleasurable, but at this point all I could think about was how the swirly, swimmy feeling of my fingers inside her was making my head spin more and more. After a few minutes, I knew I wasn't going to make it. I get out of bed, spring for the door (puking in my mouth at this point), and exit out into the hallway. The bathroom door was shut, meaning it was occupied. I couldn't hold it any longer, and I projectile vomited ALL OVER the fucking hallway. Wall, floor, everything. I don't remember much past this, but apparently the sight of this caused many others to have the same reaction. In all, probably 6-10 people puked in this same hallway, but I started it all. We now look back semi-fondly on the event as 'Pukefest 2000'.
[–]aaaaaa667 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
at least you had a smile on your face while you slept in a puddle of your own vomits. Well done sir.
[–]Ishouldgetalife 144 points145 points146 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/gOhxp.png The memory still hurt.
[–]PoliticsOfStarving 35 points36 points37 points 2 years ago
I cringed in empathy and I don't even have a penis.
[–]TheTipJar 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
So, what happened to it?
[–]PoliticsOfStarving 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
[–]glitchd 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
King Missile rules!
[–]X3R0N3 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago
O.O HOLY. SHIT.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
that girls mouth looks like the cincinnati reds logo.
[–]BASGTA 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Something similar happened to me, not braces but a permanent retainer. ScabDick
[–]GeneralChaos 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
my sympathies friend.
[–]xmnstr 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
That happened to me too.
[–]OpieCunningham 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Me too. Twice in one night.
[–]KSCleves83 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
"Fool me once..."
[–]barbados_slim 45 points46 points47 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/nuOev
[–]Verdelet 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
Quite common for the first time.
[–]seabass341 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
Happened to me too :(
The spirit is willing but the flesh is soft!
Happened to me the first time too, ended up staying with that girl for a few years though.
[–]seabass341 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
Well I'm still with the girl and things have picked up :)
But I honestly don't know what happened the first time. My heart was beating so fast since I was so nervous. I think I also drank some coffee not to long before this and this only contributed to the problem. (coffee pretty much simulates nervousness at high amounts)
[–]Verdelet 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
I think it's just sheer nervousness and excitement... It made me really concerned the first time, I was like "WTF!!??!?! Dude, don't bail out on me now! I'm about to score!!!" Hahaha
[–]pattyneidert 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
The spirit is willing... But the flesh is spongy and bruised!
[–]Verdelet 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Except in this case... it stayed spongy and unused!
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
oof. I know that one.
[–]DogsAreBetter 40 points41 points42 points 2 years ago*
My one attempt at a three-way (I am a girl.)
[–][deleted] 2 years ago
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[–]DogsAreBetter 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago*
No - she was the girlfriend and I don't think really wanted to do this. I wasn't that sure I did either. I had never met her before, though she knew that I was sleeping with her boyfriend. The three-way was definitely his idea.
Earlier in the evening she asked me if I loved him (and I said no) and she told me that she did. So, when it came to the time for the three-way I just couldn't do it.
Everything kind of disintegrated after this - he and I stopped sleeping together, and in about a month he and she broke up.
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 2 years ago
Girlfriend finds out he is cheating so he convinces her to have a three-way!. Who is this leader of men?
[–]DogsAreBetter 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
If EVERYONE knew what was going on from the beginning - do you consider this to be cheating? I don't.
[–]Helcionelloida 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
I agree. Dogs are better.
[–]midnightmoonbeam 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
On behalf of the girlfriend, thank you. You saved her a lot of pain and grief but helping her extract herself from the relationship. Don't ever feel bad about what you did.
[–]DogsAreBetter 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
Actually I don't feel badly at all, because afterall I couldn't do it. It caused me a lot of pain though, because I had allowed myself to be in that situation.
Very interesting thing happened. The next day I felt such grief and pain when I was driving that I started to cry. I got home and was walking back and forth wailing. The feeling was intense.
And suddenly all the energy inside of me turned into an orgasm. It was wild. There I was, standing in my kitchen all by myself with tears running down my face - having an orgasm.
That is when I learned that it truly all just energy - and that intense pain and intense joy are related, and that one's ability to feel grief and pain is directly proportional to one's ability to feel joy. Kind of like - if you numb out and do not feel on the pain/grief side of the spectrum chances are you are not going to feel on the joy side of the spectrum as well.
Perhaps TMI - but I thought it was interesting!
Was the dog better?
[–]DogsAreBetter 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Ha! The dog is ALWAYS better.
Always happy to see me, always ready for a snuggle, looks with great anticipation when I pick up my keys with the hope of being able to come with me.
[–]2oonhed 67 points68 points69 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/KCxt7.png
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 2 years ago
The use of color changed the meaning of this for me.
[–]daebat 31 points32 points33 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/cK5Tp
[–]harajukukei 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
this has happened to me like 5 times... not so bad only $40.
[–]EthicalReasoning 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago
hell of a lot cheaper than child support for 22 years
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
happened to me twice, plan b ftw
[–]wumps[S] 61 points62 points63 points 2 years ago*
Guess it ain't fair to not add my own now that this post is going places.
Sometimes I wish I didn't go places.
http://imgur.com/fQT91.png
[–]PhilxBefore 39 points40 points41 points 2 years ago
So, she made you give her a BJ?
What the hell is going on here.
[–]wumps[S] 67 points68 points69 points 2 years ago
Shortly before arrival to my downtown destination the lovely creature I brought home poked the side of my face with her penis.
[–]PhilxBefore 32 points33 points34 points 2 years ago
Got it.
[–]akuzin 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Wait so you were going down on "her" and did not see the dick in your face? Or are you a girl expecting to go home with another girl that ended up having a dick?
[–]wumps[S] 30 points31 points32 points 2 years ago
I guess some are as confused as I was on Jan 1, 2010.
I'm a guy. I went out and met a girl in a night club on New Years. I took her home. While in bed with the lights out - imagine darkness - I started to make my way down to munchville. When I got to around the belly button THE GIRL HAD A DICK AND IT HIT ME IN THE FACE! ALMOST WENT RIGHT INTO MY EAR!
I hope that clears things up.
[–]TuxThePenguin 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
Go on...
[–]ironyjoe 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, then what happened?
[–]akuzin 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Oh wow yeah of course. I think the confusion was that the Cheek is interperted as the butt Cheek. So It is kinda funny story, you went down on a "girl" found out she was a a guy and shrugged your shoulders and said "fuck it I only live once" and did this "girl" in the ass. But either way, yeah that must have a pretty disturbing incident. You ran or just said, ahhh no thank you?
[–]mindyak 19 points20 points21 points 2 years ago
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...
[–]midnightmoonbeam 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
Not much between despair and ecstasy.
Holy fucking shit dude I'd be traumatized. Glad you got out of there alive.
[–]specialk16 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
fuck it, you should totally do an AMA
[–]rhllor 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
First question: so did you suck it?
[–]SoBoredAtWork 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
WAIT... What? Did she have a dick? Are you a chick or a dude? Did you (assuming you're male) get a dick to the cheek?
[–]wumps[S] 25 points26 points27 points 2 years ago
She was a ladyboy. Dick to the cheek.
[–]IsaacNewton1643 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
What happen next? you sucky sucky?
[–]goots 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
yeah, haha, you bet he did!
[–]nuns_in_a_landrover 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago
.... go on....
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
is this really common in bangkok?
[–]YesImSardonic 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
See: name of city.
[–]gwynyor 20 points21 points22 points 2 years ago
Here's the real question: did you do it anyway?
[–]Qubed 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Oh, boy...I bet that made for some awkward conversation, in the morning.
[–][deleted] 55 points56 points57 points 2 years ago
waits for the obligatory empty pic, hopefully PNG because that's usually better for pictures with big unicolor shapes
[–]mrpappy 42 points43 points44 points 2 years ago
Done. http://i.imgur.com/PfKgV.png
Edit: Or rather, haven't...
[–]stilesjp[] 26 points27 points28 points 2 years ago
I feel like a fucking reta... idiot for clicking that.
[–]wiltedbouquet 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
I feel like a fucking palin for clicking that.
FTFY
[–]JMIJohn 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
I feel like I'm fucking palin for clicking that.
[–]harumpf 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago*
72 views, glad we're not the only ones.
edit: 1540 views 6 hours later
[–]mrpappy 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
2946 after 23 hours :S
[–]BritishEnglishPolice 69 points70 points71 points 2 years ago
Hi-jacking to say, here is the javascript to make all the images appear on the page (just copy and paste into your URL bar and press enter):
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[–]gserrato 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago
Someone add this funcionality to reddit!
[–]TomTom_on_a_Tauntaun 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
This works good.
[–]semi_colon 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
Burn the witch!!
[–]Bobispis 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this.
[–]modalert 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
What kind of Devilry is this?
[–]TheTipJar 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
She's a squirter!
[–]Myotis 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
You shouldn't be having sex with mermaids in the first place.
[–]EthicalReasoning 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
dude, we totally banged the same chick
[–]PetriDishWithShoes 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago*
Sounds like you two have found the only female in the universe that shits. Please report this malfunction to the Lady™ Factory with proof of purchase to receive a full refund.
[–]jdiggity 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago*
That's shitty bro :.( Take this vote as a sincere consolation.
[–]Pylonius 54 points55 points56 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/UFpX8.jpg
[–]ancientweird 38 points39 points40 points 2 years ago
Your balls look like wildberry pop-tarts.
[–]Botunda 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
The back of my head almost blew off from the amount of laugh I am suppressing to keep from waking the roomies
[–]janey24516 26 points27 points28 points 2 years ago
Cats don't care.
[–]j14vv 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
its not that big.
[–]Pylonius 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
A guy can dream!
[–]DogsAreBetter 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
very artistic rendering!
[–]wootastik 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Dry land is not a myth! I've seen it!!
[–]OptionalPirate 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Did you paint them?
[–]KSCleves83 24 points25 points26 points 2 years ago*
Narcolepsy is weird.
[–]firepunk 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
Are you the sleeper or the fucker?
I once fell asleep on top of a girlfriend about 2 minutes after starting sex. I had been working like 80 hour work weeks, on top of trying to go to school. She got frisky and I tried, but exhaustion got the better of me.
Thankfully she wasn't offended, but we still eventually broke up.
[–]mrteapot12475 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
I had that happen to me once, my (now) ex had been drinking...she fell asleep during. I went ahead and finished up and went to sleep too.
That's not MSPaint only.
[–]aaaaaa667 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
its paint from Win7. It has a few more features than previous versions.
[–]TomTom_on_a_Tauntaun 70 points71 points72 points 2 years ago
It happens
[–]epicrdr 93 points94 points95 points 2 years ago
Wow. You should marry her if she can shit bacon.
[–]UpDown 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago
if someone could actually shit bacon how long would it take you to try a piece?
[–]CJDehnel 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
[–]betterth 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
five what??
[–]DevilsEyeBrows 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
Five dollar foot-long
[–]ImDrinkingTea 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
You must explain!
[–]TomTom_on_a_Tauntaun 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago
We were going at it pretty good, she lost muscle control and shat on the bed. She was pretty beat up about it, but I told her it wasn't a big deal.
[–]firefly5683 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago
I was laughing hysterically after reading this and my boyfriend asked what was so funny. I said, "Don't you EVER fuck the shit out of me." He had seen this post already and smiled.
[–]ImDrinkingTea 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
I had no idea that could happen. I hope to God it neer happens to me!
[–]Rubin0 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago
You would spill your tea!
[–]greyscalehat 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
I am not sure if I could have handled it like that. Was it your bed?
[–]TomTom_on_a_Tauntaun 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
It was, fortunately I had a cover under the sheets at the time and nothing made it through that. She bought me a new sheet set the next day ;)
[–]jfk1000 62 points63 points64 points 2 years ago
So she gave you sheet twice in two days.
[–]dpollen 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago*
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet /Clay Davis (obligatory)
[–]smawtadanyew 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
Wire did you get that line from?
[–]mitchbones 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Clay Davis. I think you were spelling Clay Aiken.
[–]Destoney 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Read that in Ren's voice.
[–]nuns_in_a_landrover 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
Kudos to you for being such a nice guy about it
[–]j14vv 35 points36 points37 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/n2jHe.jpg
Man, you trippin'.
[–]tupidflorapope 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago
That was great. It had a surprise ending that was really just the beginning.
[–]Bobispis 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
Wait, so did you imagine the blood? Or was she menstruating?
[–]OddQuestionGirl 49 points50 points51 points 2 years ago*
There are some things you don't want to hear during sex, or surgery.
Also: I cannot draw boobs. Sorry.
[–]SoBoredAtWork 26 points27 points28 points 2 years ago
Dear men, don't try to keep going when your done... or this happens.
PROTIP: hold the condom as your pulling out
[–]OddQuestionGirl 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago*
It fell off during the middle of the action, and got jammed up in there.
And yeah, I know about the holding onto the condom as it is pulled out thing.
We've had this happen... I think it has to do with it being wet first (via water/shower or spit)
[–]SoBoredAtWork 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
That's happened to me (as a male) twice.
PROTIP: learn from your mistakes. I clearly haven't.
[–]freefrompress 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Once i split one open. THANKS TROJAN.
[–]Destoney 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
I fill the condom with hot glue before I put it on.
[–]SoBoredAtWork 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
/r/shittyadvice
[–]Manitcor 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago*
either the condom is too big or the dick is too small
Was just thinking to myself how the condom has never fallen off of me.
Well the two times it happened to me, I kept trying to go after I finished. So I started going limp, but kept going. Limp dick, loose condom.
[–]harajukukei 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
this happened to me in japan.. japanese condoms are terrible.
[–]nerdtaco 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
They are really frickin tiny too!
[–]OddQuestionGirl 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago*
Happened to me in Europe.
Must be somethin' 'bout them for-een rubbers.
How long did it take to get out?
[–]OddQuestionGirl 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Not too long; a couple of minutes?
It's not like I was fishing around for an hour. But even if it was 30 seconds, it felt like an eternity of awkwardness.
[–]hbhatwork 76 points77 points78 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/XRAom
[–]betterth 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Expressions are perfect! Well drawn ._.
[–]Steamster 38 points39 points40 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/uVvLq.png
sigh.
[–]WabashSon 20 points21 points22 points 2 years ago
how olds the kid?
[–]daebat 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
yes.
[–]JMIJohn 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Holy shit you should be first in this thread. All the others are temporary troubles. Did she get pregnant?
[–]zombiecupcake 41 points42 points43 points 2 years ago
I swallowed it and kept going.
[–]mitchbones 26 points27 points28 points 2 years ago
I will feast upon your vomit tears.
[–]expectquestions 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago
You're a classy man, mitchbones.
You're a gentleman and a scholar, expectquestions.
[–]iamdoll 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
That exact same thing happened to me. My boyfriend still has no idea it happened.
[–]zombiecupcake 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago
I haven't told him either, haha.
[–]Weaselboy 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Most admirable.
[–]notthenameiwanted 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
I applaud your effort ;)
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
...and that was your worst sexual experience?
[–]mochanut 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6032/ohgodk.png
All the explanation is here
[–]BritishEnglishPolice 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago
All gross aside, that's amazing art.
I agree, the way the girl is drawn is really incredible.
[–]tupidflorapope 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
but he never cleaned it beforehand
W.T.F.
I'd have let you suck my dick hug
[–]youreAkitty 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
Here's mine.
This rules. Tell us more!!
[–]TianamenSquared 42 points43 points44 points 2 years ago*
yes, I know. I'm dumb.
Edit: clarified that yes, it was a penis not a gimpy little leg like my lack of MSPaint skills indicated
[–]hatekillpuke 33 points34 points35 points 2 years ago
It took me a minute to realize what at first appeared to be an attempt at drawing a back leg in perspective is probably supposed to be a dick.
[–]mrpappy 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago
Wait, that's a dick? Ew.
[–]dinohead 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
thought it was poop at first
[–]SoBoredAtWork 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Same here. It was A DICK?!?!??!?
[–]VulturE 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
I thought it was those girls that get their feet chopped off and are sex slaves.
[–]notwist 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
Lies
[–]TianamenSquared 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
no for real, shit happens
[–]VeritasCurat 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Is it a condom hanging out of her ass? I can't tell.
[–]IsaacNewton1643 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
so uh... you still hit it? right???
[–]TianamenSquared 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
no she, er he, kinda copped an attitude and started threatening me when I was asking more questions, so I just took off. be careful in Amsterdam
[–]Destoney 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
Wow i posted mine before i read through these i left a pic too .. I can't believe this is that common lol. Mine was in Mexico.. BEAUTIFUL TOO .. crazy...
[–]kevsedg 30 points31 points32 points 2 years ago
GOD THIS THREAD IS SO BIASED AGAINST LINUX AND OSS.
/fires up virtual box
[–]DOGA 59 points60 points61 points 2 years ago
/obligatory joke about someone using Linux not having a sexual experience to draw anyway
[–]square_cubed 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago
http://canvaspaint.org/
[–]rchase 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Oh!
[–]obsessive1 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
That is why we use wine.
[–]aaaaaa667 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
This Its a true story.
tl;dr version
Just to clarify for anyone confused:
vampiricrogu3's blonde girlfriend murdered her brother, sister, and best friend in front of him, placed their heads on a shelf, then made him go down on her inside of an oversized baby crib. He only came once.
this thread needs more drawings
[–]fannylovesfelix 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago
Meh.
This is kind of adorable. The drawing I mean..
LOL, thanks!
[–]decemberwolf 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago
no
http://i.imgur.com/JCJdFl.png
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
I'm not a good enough artist to draw two broken hands.
[–]ani625 27 points28 points29 points 2 years ago
Well basically this http://i.imgur.com/Ra7TZ.jpg
[–]quinbd 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Nicely Done
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
The 4channing. It is complete.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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