I'm on a certain social networking site at 7:45 this morning. Randomly, a stranger messages me, and we have the following conversation. For clarity's sake, I'm female.

Guy: hey whats up
Me: pumpkin bread and house music
you?
Guy: jerking off to your picture
Me: how nice.
Guy: Yeah I mean at least its a positive reaction
you wouldnt want a picture that incites negative reactions would you?
Me: i didn't think that was a very sexual picture
Guy: you thought wrong
I don't get hard for non-sexy pictures
Me: i think there's a difference between sexy and sexual
Guy: i think you need to sit there and look pretty
should we meet up for sex?
Me: no, i'm not really into casual sex
Guy: why do you have to be a bitch about everything
Me: i can't help it i guess
Guy: can you send me nudes
Me: i could, but i won't, since i am a bitch about everything
Guy: well you can change that image by being a non-bitch and sending me nudes
Me: or i could just do what i want and not care what some random horny guy on the internet thinks i should do
feel free to post your own nudes
Guy: you're calling me horny and asking for nudes... whats next
you would like to see a picture of my erect penis
Me: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Guy: bitch