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So now we have a "Gym" of douchebags... What to we call 3 or more hipsters? (self.reddit.com)

submitted ago by kempo666

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Maybe a Pabst of hipsters?

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[–]zthumser 91 points92 points ago

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There's already a term, but you probably haven't heard it.

[–]kempo666[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for you, sir.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]zodar 6 points7 points ago

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You were saying "people probably haven't heard of it" before it was cool?

[–]greenymile 26 points27 points ago

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a "mainstream" of hipsters... just to annoy them

[–]danimal2011 26 points27 points ago

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A "Fixie?" Or an "'Irony" of Hipsters

[–]AndrewTiberius 16 points17 points ago

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Upvote for "An Irony of Hipsters"

[–]SilentRunning 1 point2 points ago

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An Irony of Hipsters works perfectly.

[–]jazum 1 point2 points ago

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i think your on to an internet meme here

an irony of hipsters

i like that

[–]Factsofknife 0 points1 point ago

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Yes this will work.

[–]rsim525 1 point2 points ago

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Living in NYC and seeing fixies everywhere, I second the "Fixie of Hipsters" idea.

[–]kempo666[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like an "Irony" wins it! Now who do we notify to get this implemented into the english language?

[–]roxtafari 19 points20 points ago

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A reddit meetup?

[–]mdh91 8 points9 points ago

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an obscurity of hipsters

[–]Vomit_Sandwich 4 points5 points ago

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A Deerhoof concert.

[–]CorkyKribler 3 points4 points ago

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Animal Collective

[–]zkiller 4 points5 points ago

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A beard of hipsters.

[–]kapncobs 1 point2 points ago

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An "unheard" of hipsters.

[–]throw-away-256 1 point2 points ago

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This one, it works on multiple levels!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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How 'bout a "satchel" of hipsters?

[–]kempo666[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for use of the word "Satchel"...

[–]leodicobbreo 2 points3 points ago

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An indieband?

[–]BeowulfShaeffer 2 points3 points ago

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The Gin Blossoms.

[–]CorkyKribler 2 points3 points ago

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  • A "tumblr" of hipsters.

[–]CorkyKribler 2 points3 points ago*

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  • A "guest room" of hipsters

[–]beam1985 1 point2 points ago

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I call fat hipsters Thicksters

[–]kempo666[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I guess a hipster prostitute would be a "trickster"...

[–]breaker1 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, that one's basically taken already. People with Crichotillomania are generally refered to as Trichsters or Tricksters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichotillomania

[–]hpwanabe 0 points1 point ago

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You obviously hadn't heard of it

[–]CorkyKribler 1 point2 points ago

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  • An "unemployment check" of hipsters

[–]dron10 0 points1 point ago

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an "unemployment line" perhaps? I think it makes more sense in this context

[–]kempo666[S] 1 point2 points ago

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A Taint of hipsters.

[–]rabidmunks 1 point2 points ago

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an organic non-dairy tofu substitute of hipsters

[–]Hedgemom 0 points1 point ago

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Hey!

[–]TropicalUnicornSong 1 point2 points ago*

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A scoff of hipsters.

Edit: Or a smug of hipsters.

[–]ChrisF79 2 points3 points ago

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An "attention" of Hipsters, a "vinyl" of hipsters, or a "Shins" of Hipsters.

[–]faust- 3 points4 points ago

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a faggel

[–]dean888 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking "A fad of hipsters"

[–]Darr_Syn 0 points1 point ago

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Prime target grouping?

[–]nakko 0 points1 point ago

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A Basement of Hipsters

[–]CorkyKribler 0 points1 point ago

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  • A "mom's futon" of hipsters.

[–]spiketrema 0 points1 point ago

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I would just call a group of hipsters pretentious.

Wait....a pretentious of hipsters makes perfect sense. Implementing new term.........now!

[–]kempo666[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I think three syllables might be too much... Maybe a "tench" of hipsters.

[–]TropicalUnicornSong 0 points1 point ago

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Or, a ''pretense'' of hipsters,as if none of them are really as cool as they think they are.

[–]spiketrema -1 points0 points ago

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Lol. Fair enough, good sir.

[–]spiketrema -1 points0 points ago

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Lol. Fair enough, good sir or madam.

[–]spiketrema -1 points0 points ago

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Lol. Fair enough, good sir or madam.

[–]DunningAndKruger 0 points1 point ago

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A plaid?

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[–]SilentRunning 2 points3 points ago

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When there is a HUGE sale of Skinny jeans over at H&M that's when nature forces them to hangout together.

[–]MorningHaze 0 points1 point ago

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Format of Hipsters.

[–]thefifthwit 0 points1 point ago

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The Decemberists.

[–]harringstone 0 points1 point ago

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a flagon of hipsters

[–]Ashdown 0 points1 point ago

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A lomograph of hipsters

[–]lampplant 0 points1 point ago

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A gym of douchebags. A gaggle of hipsters. A clan of rednecks.

[–]hippocrocadogapig 0 points1 point ago

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A passé of hipsters.

[–]fluxBurns 0 points1 point ago

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A smug of hipsters?

[–]Khatjal 0 points1 point ago

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A "drum-circle"

[–]echo99 0 points1 point ago

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a "Portland" of Hipsters maybe.

[–]chunga_chunga 0 points1 point ago

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a dive

[–]drenshaw 0 points1 point ago

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a "taint" of hipsters

[–]JayDee67 0 points1 point ago

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A trend of hipsters,

Three together obviously being too mainstream.

[–]JayDee67 0 points1 point ago

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A trend of hipsters,

Three together obviously being too mainstream.

[–]Alfdis 0 points1 point ago

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An L-Train Time Machine?

[–]smingleton 0 points1 point ago

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A Starbuck of hipsters

[–]a_can_of_solo 0 points1 point ago

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an obscure of hipsters

[–]Darrix 0 points1 point ago

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It's already got a name.....Reddit

[–]The_Solution_Is_Fire -2 points-1 points ago

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we call it a faggot. not the gay kind, the wooden kind, because much like several sticks of wood, a hipster is only good for use as a fuel for fire.

[–]DJHouseArrest -1 points0 points ago

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a Hovel of Hippsters

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