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[–]vassago240 5 points6 points ago

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Measure twice, cut once

[–]gmbyphotographer 1 point2 points ago

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my shop teacher would be smiling right now.

[–]Phar-a-ON 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha. why did i laugh as if i was at a Mitch hedberg show

[–]x4nd3l2 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget to bring a towel.

[–]shaunc 2 points3 points ago

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If you love her, tell her.

[–]pinytenis 1 point2 points ago

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And if she does not love you back?

[–]shaunc 2 points3 points ago

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You lose nothing.

[–]iheartinfected 0 points1 point ago

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its worth it in the end! dont wanna grow old asking yourself what ifs..

[–]chrisjumps 2 points3 points ago

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Perfect is the enemy of good enough.

[–]thantik 2 points3 points ago

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You'll never find true love until you stop looking and learn to love yourself first.

[–]M0b1u5 2 points3 points ago

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Never underestimate the power of compounding interest.

It can work FOR you, or AGAINST you.

Never borrow money to buy anything, except a home, or a business.

[–]gmbyphotographer 1 point2 points ago

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what about an education?

[–]catsa 2 points3 points ago

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Fast friendships will sometimes end just as quickly as they began.

[–]Steezymcbreezy 2 points3 points ago

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Dont worry, be happy

[–]fastslowfast 2 points3 points ago

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Don't dive into an operating wood chipper.

[–]davidh676 1 point2 points ago

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Don't screw the pooch

[–]dirtisgood 1 point2 points ago

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Feelings are not fact

[–]fazaden 1 point2 points ago

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They're not out to get you. If you were in their shoes, you'd probably act the same way.

[–]johnjay 1 point2 points ago

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"You were sick, but now you're well, and there's work to do."

[–]roadkill6 1 point2 points ago

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Treat people as nicely as they'll let you.

[–]butch123 0 points1 point ago

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Don't get married.