Did you hear that Michele Bachmann was born in Canada?

Uniquitous · 1 year

I have heard that, yes. I don't know if it's true, but it's good that people are asking the question.

cesarjulius · 1 year

Her parents had a Satanic Farm in Quebec. I know someone who used to buy goat heads from them. Her parents believe in silent birthing, standing up, into water, but by c-section, so it does get pretty messy pretty quickly. They chicken-fried the placenta, served it with polenta, and politely described the meal as "pleasantly potent". And that's how I got this onion on my belt.

ZachPruckowski · 1 year

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

ninjaDOLEMITE · 1 year

I've heard that story, but we can never know.

I want to see all of her gynecologist records!!!!! What is she hiding? Seems really suspicious to me.

argleblarg · 1 year

I'm not saying she was, and I'm not saying she wasn't. But did you hear that she was? I heard that she was.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

FimFamFom · 1 year

Being a Brit, I didn't know too much about this Michele Bachmann lady. Just pulled up her Wikipedia page to alleviate this problem.

Jesus fucking Christ, America. How do you do it?

TrevorPace · 1 year

Fuck no. She's yours.

-Canada

Tetraheathen · 1 year

As a Canadian, I take full knowledge that Michele Bachmann was born and raised in Canada

ON THE CONDITION

That Justin Bieber was born in the US

Fuck, we'll take a few more undesirables off your hands if you own up for birthing bieber

ducttapetricorn · 1 year

"Show us yer birth certificate, Bachmann!!"

PirateGentleman · 1 year

I heard she only got into college because she was a woman... and had sex with people... cuz I mean, how could a woman get into college, right?

What, I'm not sexist... it's just something I heard. I get along great with the females!

smokecat20 · 1 year

Michele Bachmann actually attended the same school in Toronto as my aunt, small world!

alewar · 1 year

She looks pretty Canadian.

name_witheld · 1 year

This is how it starts...

BunsTown · 1 year

good ol canada. the kenya of north america.

marriage_iguana · 1 year

I have friends up in Canada searching for information on this and they can't believe what they're finding

Joker99352 · 1 year

I thought we were done talking about her. Please tell me she isn't running for president? I have nothing against female politicians but why are all of the ones in the spotlight, idiots? It's like they all have Sarah Palin syndrome....Palindrome.

IPlayDaPianoz · 1 year

I heard she's also actually a Druid.

wazzel2u · 1 year

That is deeply insulting to Canadians

filmfiend999 · 1 year

Minnesota/Canada... what's the difference?

flargenhargen · 1 year

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!

lifelurker · 1 year

I heard that Trump's German ancestors were members of the Nazi Party. I heard Trump's toupee is made from the hair of Holocaust victims. My investigators in Germany cannot believe what they are finding!

SgtBaxter · 1 year

I don't know about being Canadian, but I can personally confirm that she likes anal.

Subduction · 1 year

Look, this is just stupid -- it's beneath us to focus on a new birther thing of our own just to get the Republicans back.

It honestly doesn't matter where she was born, I don't care. What's important is that she lied about it. That's what makes her ineligible to be President in my eyes.

hesaidshesaid · 1 year

She said she has a birth certificate from the United States, but its obviously forged.

eddywin · 1 year

I am offended on behalf of all Canadians at this assertion

Zoshchenko · 1 year

There is no way she can prove to me otherwise that she is not Canadian. Even if she produces a birth certificate, I know it will be fake. And I don't care how many witnesses come forward to say they knew her parents and even saw baby hatred spew forth into the world. I won't believe it. She now needs to spend ALL her time trying to convince people she is an American and forget about debating any issues. The attempt will be futile.

ThrowmyPanda · 1 year

I heard in high school, her soul was taken over by the evil Zentradi and she is the High Priestess of the Gogel Order. She should really shed some light on these question's. I'm not saying they're true but what if the Zentradi try taking back Macross City again. We should be asking these serious and Important questions. If not for us, for the children.

eoghand14 · 1 year

She hasn't denied it, so it must be true.

none4profet · 1 year

White - Check
English speaking - Check
Christian - Check

Nope, that proves it. she's was born in the US.

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wiggumsrazor · 1 year

My mom told me there's alot of Bachmann's in Canada

tommiecommie · 1 year

and he made a cage with her bones....

rabidbob · 1 year

Blame Canada?

tankwala · 1 year

Born April 6, 1956 (age 55) Waterloo

There: even wikipedia says she is born waterloo. We all know Waterloo is tech capital of canada.

Kadontastic · 1 year

I just don't get why she won't show us her birth certificate? What's she so afraid of?

ampersand117 · 1 year

I think you'll definitely be surprised when you learn what the investigators have uncovered about Michele Bachmann's ancestral ties to Canada.

NancyReaganTesticles · 1 year

I just heard that Michele Bachmann was born in Canada.

UptownDonkey · 1 year

She does talk a little Canadian.... Definitely makes you wonder.

philsredditaccount · 1 year

Riiiiight, but she isn't black so it doesn't matter.

kingvitaman · 1 year

Didn't Glenn Beck get into some trouble back in 1990? If so I'd definitely want some answers before they team up for 2012

Sorrow · 1 year

Fuck No, As a Canadian I will refute this to my dying breath, there is no way I want her associated with Canada, I think Obama was meaning to say Mexico...let them claim her

theBonerman · 1 year

It's also rumored she fucked a horse in 1988

SpartanSig · 1 year

"Yes, that's how it starts"

mattmentecky · 1 year

If she really was foreign born and questions remained as to her citizenship, wouldn't THE best way to dispel rumors be to have the powerful Washington elite, i.e. the president, make a joke about it during the correspondents dinner?

Foxy_Cleopatra · 1 year

As a Minnesotan, I'm ashamed that she's allegedly from my state.

[deleted] · 1 year

wheres her birth certificate?

blondie625 · 1 year

As a Canadian, this offends me.

KeeperofTerris · 1 year

I demand to see a birth certificate, and a video of her birth.

It won't be pretty, but someone's gotta do it.

riledge · 1 year

We are just asking questions!!

kyzf42 · 1 year

No no no, you guys don't get it. Nobody on the right really cares about where Obama was born -- it's all cover for "he's black, and we're secret racists."

That said, I heard Michele Bachman's great great great great uncle might have been black.

fcksofcknhgh · 1 year

It shall be known that it was this thread that started World War 3 between Canada and the United States..

liquid_j · 1 year

as a Canadian that offends me.... :P

sincao · 1 year

I am from Canada and she is all yours!! If she was Canadian we don't want her back

krunchy71 · 1 year

I think you have her confused with This guy. He's Canadian and a legend to boot.

drzaeus · 1 year

Doesn't matter. I'm still going to fantasize about lesbian nanny encounters between her and Gretchen Carlson.

nibble4bits · 1 year

Even if this is true, as long as one of her parents is an American citizen, this becomes a non-issue. Which is exactly why Obama was a non-issue to begin with. There was never a question as to the American Citizenship of his mother, even from the loony birthers.

IamSpot89 · 1 year

Who fucking cares? I didn't give a shit when people claimed Obama was born in Kenya, and I don't care if Bachmann was born in Canada. Does it really fucking matter?

t0wel · 1 year

Did you hear? did you hear? Don't tell Paul Revere.

idobelieve · 1 year

I think I saw her in an episode of Trailer Park Boys.

LzyOne · 1 year

She needs to provide us with her live birth video.

SlackOverflow · 1 year

If you ignore the trolls, they will have no political power. Please consider whether or not you even want to make reference to these people.

BeepbeepJeep1 · 1 year

I heard she was actually born in South Africa, and then forged her birth certificates.

SlimMaculate · 1 year

I see a lot of posts about redditors getting conservative propaganda chain email from relatives, this is a perfect opportunity to reverse troll them. Send out a mass email saying that Bachman is really Canadian and if she becomes president she'll raise the price of maple syrup and cancel the NFL, Baseball & NASCAR to make hockey the #1 sport.

Super_Bob · 1 year

I heard that C.J. Cregg thinks she kills her pets.

cowhead · 1 year

Well, and we all know, the Bachman Turner Overdrive were incredibly popular in Canada. Now, just coincidence or is there something to that? And she 'does' look like a Canadian, or is that just me?

Tiger337 · 1 year

How come Michele has not denied this? We have to ask, why?

metsfan425 · 1 year

That's how it begins.

blissfullychaotic · 1 year

I demand a birth certificate!!!! no way do I want some socialistic Canadian in our government! (yes sarcasm is present)

well_maybe · 1 year

Also she supports placing landmines in suburban soccer fields!

Astro493 · 1 year

Oh HELLLLLLLL NO! That crazy bitch is allllll your's.

jchapin · 1 year

Doesn't this belong in r/Politicalsatire?

Anonymousdave69 · 1 year

Someone keeps changing it to Waterloo Canadia on the Wikipedia world wide net page.

dunnyvan · 1 year

I think it's incredibly telling that when I glanced at this post I thought it was in circle jerk but it's in politics

[deleted] · 1 year

Hadn't heard of Michele Bachman being Canadian, but I defend to the death your right to teach the controversy!

drays · 1 year

Don't blame that crazy skank on us!

auburnhair · 1 year

Yeah but a black guy said it, and everyone knows he was born in Kenya.

mugbean · 1 year

I have noticed she says "about" really weird.

Altitude5280 · 1 year

Where is her birth certificate.... long form????

Nottoohappy · 1 year

I always thought she was a closeted homosexual, socialist, illegal immigrant. I guess my suspicions weren't entirely unfounded.

benderson · 1 year

Canada should be up in arms over this accusation.

elquesogrande · 1 year

Just got a cold-call from Bachmann's fundraising committee. Damn straight I said "I heard that she was born in Canada. Is that true? No? Do I have to take your word on that?" (Kept my end sounding like a birther versus getting snarky.) Damn this is fun.

rabblerabble2000 · 1 year

Hmm, according to her WIKIpedia, it appears she also spent some time working on a Kibbitz in Israel...Could she be a Mossad Agent sent to infiltrate the US government? Oh my, if true, and we'll need some proof otherwise, this could be quite shocking.

providence_presence · 1 year

You guys are so petty. At this point I'd elect someone born out of this country because every 'US Citizen' we elect as president seems to have contempt for us, the people.

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