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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

I'm a butthurt jets fan.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago*

Yeah, Mark Sanchez was too busy banging 17 year olds to get to the Superbowl.

Edit: Not sure why I'm getting downvoted, this is a well known fact, not a jab at him.

[–]The_Smooth_Mexican 0 points1 point ago

you say that like the man ain't allowed to pimp

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He's allowed to do whatever he wants as long as he stays within the laws of the state, and he did.

I do however think it's pretty pathetic for a grown ass man to go after high school kids. That's quite possibly the complete opposite of pimpin.

[–]The_Smooth_Mexican 0 points1 point ago

obviously you didnt detect my sarcasm as im pretty bad at it. but thats what i meant dude is on the cover of GQ running around with high school girls and hes an NFL quarterback smh

[–]caldera15 0 points1 point ago

Actually that's pretty much the exact definition of what a pimp does - goes after young, hot, impressionable females and sexually exploits them for his personal gain.

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[–]547 2 points3 points ago

I think you're allowed one absence from Jury Duty or even rescheduling it.

[–]returner00b 0 points1 point ago

Regular or grand jury? I got grand jury then too, would be cool to see other redditors there

[–]Noreaga 2 points3 points ago

BIG BLUE BABY!!!!!!!!

[–]theroboticdan 2 points3 points ago

Anybody have an extra ticket? I'll trade you a Starbucks gift card...

[–]r0c0n2001 2 points3 points ago

"... unfortunately, your account was not selected for an opportunity to purchase tickets to Super Bowl XLVI."

Damn.

Oh well, go GIANTS!

[–]TerpWork 0 points1 point ago

Did they already choose who gets to go? Because one of my buddies already put down his deposit on the $2000+ package.

[–]r0c0n2001 0 points1 point ago

that email arrived at 1130pm last night. it was for the season ticket holders' lotto for superbowl tickets; i think the travel/ticket package deal was a different non-lotto offer. not certain, though.

[–]TerpWork 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, makes sense. Almost worth it for the package, then.

[–]zingarazumiko 2 points3 points ago

i make hamburgers and watch the game at home

[–]DannyFathom 3 points4 points ago

Nawp but having fun all the same. LETS GO BLUE!

[–]PuhOh 1 point2 points ago

LETS GO G MEN!!!!!! no i wish

[–]DoZeYLoVe 0 points1 point ago

Can't wait to beat the Pats again!!! GO BIG BLUE!

[–]OneManCold 0 points1 point ago

I'll be there! Got them as a Christmas present. Never thought I'd be seeing Big Blue live on the big stage!

[–]smokeymicpot 2 points3 points ago

I wish but being a Viking fan in NY sucks.

[–]AddingMachine 15 points16 points ago

You didn't need the "in NY" part.

[–]coderascal -5 points-4 points ago

Ah the 'ol rematch. As a transplanted Patriots fan living in the Tri-state area.....Go Pats!

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[–]EatATaco 4 points5 points ago

If the Giants lose, I will drink my own beer.