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[–]9999px 109 points110 points ago

Hell yea, dude. Kick life's ass.

[–]chetoflep 13 points14 points ago

Hard.

[–]mabramo 3 points4 points ago

When life gives you lemons, throw the lemons back! Make life rue the day it gave probablydyslexic lemons!

[–]phond 0 points1 point ago

Ask for the manager!

[–]betel -1 points0 points ago

When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.

[–]omyG 47 points48 points ago

Good job! After the first time it gets easier - now go do it again!

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 62 points63 points ago

But.. but.. she's really cute, and I want to date her!

I'll do it again when I mess up this date, how about that?

p r o m i s e

[–]eberndl 56 points57 points ago

Nono, not when. If.

Good job. Now just keep calm and be yourself at lunch. Remember to ask about her - you'll be nervous, but don't let that make you ramble on about yourself the whole time, OR say nothing at all.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 23 points24 points ago

Well played sir. I like that attitude.

As I mentioned, I'm not entirely inexperienced in the dating world, and I'll probably feel a lot better at lunch, it was just that initial hurdle I had to overcome. :]

[–]eberndl 8 points9 points ago

Actually, it's Ms. =-) I remember how terrified I was when I asked out my now husband. Which is why I say "if".

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 12 points13 points ago

Welp, congrats on two fronts..

One, for breaking gender stereotypes

Two, for exposing me as an apparent sexist :P

I still like your attitude. :]

[–]eberndl 14 points15 points ago

It's reddit - I usually assume everyone's a guy too.

[–]Sugar_buddy 4 points5 points ago

I downvote the idiots who freak out about women on the internet because come on we're still dealing with that?

[–]joazito 1 point2 points ago

Actually I liked your attitude better.

[–]kittycatattack 7 points8 points ago

confidence, Cohen. confidence.

[–]Awesome_X 1 point2 points ago

love this.

[–]bestywesty 0 points1 point ago

Quite possibly the most misunderstood television show ever.

[–]bigmacur 0 points1 point ago

Whaaaaaat!?!?! One of my favorite shows is finally mentioned on Reddit!?!?!

[–]rrusss 2 points3 points ago

Do it at the same time and your confidence will skyrocket. lol i kid

[–]threeonefouronefive9 4 points5 points ago

No. Do it again now.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 2 points3 points ago

Ask her again?

Well... ooookaaAYy, if you say so.

[–]srgisme 23 points24 points ago

I love how you continued to walk passed her car and away from your bike to not look stupid. But anyway, nice job, I'm happy for you.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 26 points27 points ago

It's tough being the socially awkward penguin.

[–]StillAnAss 15 points16 points ago

Actually, they may find it sweet if you turned around and walked directly back to your bike. It lets them know that you wanted to be with them and were willing to go out of your way for it.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 11 points12 points ago

It's funny you say that, I'm already planning on admitting to being awkward whenever we arrange lunch.

"So, that morning I asked you out? - Yea I ride my bike to class, I walked 2 blocks past my bike to ask you out, then back around the block once."

Hopefully she finds it cute and not stupid/creepy.

[–]StillAnAss 38 points39 points ago

Nope, it is too late now. Just let it go.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 10 points11 points ago

Maybe it'll be a 3rd // 4th date thing...

[–]dyancat 27 points28 points ago

Probably better of saving it for a, "Kids, this is the story of how I met your mother" story.

[–]CatCatCat 2 points3 points ago

I agree. I think it'd make it all the more awkward to talk about "just how awkward" the asking out part was. If you project confidence, then she won't know to think otherwise. And really, it should not be a big deal. Just think of this as becoming friends with someone new. Not a high pressure D-A-T-E.

And what someone said here, make sure to ask questions. Nothing worse than being out with someone who only talks about themselves. I try not to sound like a therapist, but when someone tells me something that happened to them, I say "and how did that make you feel?" Girls usually like to A: talk about themselves and B: talk about how they felt about it.

[–]m1ndcr1me 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, then you'll get seven seasons of material out of that story.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay 2 points3 points ago

Dont bring it up until you're bf and gf for a few months. A few dates is not enough.

[–]kounavi 7 points8 points ago

she'll find it cute if you don't say it in a creepy way, I think. You sound cool, I'm putting money on this.

[–]joazito 7 points8 points ago

Do it! I'm really liking you. In a bro kind of way.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks bro.

brofist

[–]Sugar_buddy 1 point2 points ago

brofist

There I fixed it.

[–]chip812 13 points14 points ago

Nope, nope, nope... When you got to her car, you should have turned around... This DOES NOT look stupid... This shows that you went out of your way to walk her to her car... Thoughtful gesture... (besides, never be afraid to look stupid - how you look can be interpreted so many ways and the person that will think you look stupid is not worth your time)...

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 6 points7 points ago

Life of socially awkward penguin.

Oh well, can't take it back.

I hear your advice though... :]

[–]keith_weaver 3 points4 points ago

While Chip has a valid point, I think you did the right thing in the context of your situation. You don't want to seem stalkerish. If you have a good meal with delightful banter, then make a point to walk her to her car to see she gets there safely.

The issue of your bike shouldn't be a source of shame, unless it's your little sister's Pretty Princess bike. Otherwise, when having lunch say how environmentally conscious you are and how you sold your car and now use man power to get around. College chicks dig that crap.

[–]Sugar_buddy 2 points3 points ago

Got somethin' against me riding my sister's pretty pony princess bike? You wanna go?

[–]GalacticWhale 0 points1 point ago

I'd ride a Pony bike.... I'll go back to /r/mylittlepony now.

[–]Sugar_buddy 0 points1 point ago

Srsly.

[–]pyrosheep 6 points7 points ago

Good for you! I love it when shy/nervous guys work up some courage.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 4 points5 points ago

Hopefully it will be worth it. She's really pretty but also quiet. I admit that I basically don't know her at all but I'm crossing my fingers that she isn't one of the sorority party girls that I detest so much.

Disclaimer: Sweeping generalizations

[–]vynhardt 4 points5 points ago

I logged in just to upvote and tell you GOOD JOB!! :D That's awesome and keep it up.

[–]TheDamnAngel 5 points6 points ago

Trust me, as a girl we absolutely love it when guys do this. Everyone wants to feel wanted. Great job!

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 1 point2 points ago

She seemed a little surprised but certainly happy to hand over numbers.

However, and there's no fixing this-, she could definitely sense I was a bit fidgety or nervous. I can't hide it man! What human can!!? Oh well, the worst is behind me, now I get to have lunch with her.

[–]TheDamnAngel 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure she was nervous too. She just didn't get to build up quite as much anxiety as you did because she didn't know it was coming. : )

[–]pencilskirt 3 points4 points ago

Yay! Good job!

You seem like a really sweet guy, everything will go well! I'll be rooting for you. =)

[–]Calypsee 5 points6 points ago

Awww this is so cute! Congratulations!

Clearly she likes you for who you are so let the real you show on your lunch date!

Let us know how it goes? :D

Edit: Upvotes for linking to the Queen song that I've had in my head all day ;D

[–]Nolanoscopy 4 points5 points ago

Make sure you never post results and leave us hanging!

Ahhh, reddit...

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 2 points3 points ago

The ol' reverse psychology! I'm onto you..

[–]Japanesekanji 5 points6 points ago

This story made me smile. Then I smiled even more when I imagined if it worked out with you two, and one day she was just checking through your Reddit submissions and ran across this. ^

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 2 points3 points ago

If you're smiling, just imagine my shit-eating grin. :D

[–]Sugar_buddy 3 points4 points ago

Smile kinda dropped at that image. Good job.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 3 points4 points ago

Shit Eating Grin

(1) n. A shit eating grin is a very wide and, to the outside observer, stupid looking grin, usually showing smugness, self-satisfaction, or inner humor.

[–]ddshroom 1 point2 points ago*

I am catching your happiness. Good job yo. You are contagious happy. If you maintain that she will feel it too and happiness shall ensue. I am smiling inside because Of you. Thanks.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry... I took some nyquil so I wouldn't be coughing. I guess I just won't come into work next time..

[–]Sugar_buddy 1 point2 points ago

[–]ChocolateJigglypuffs 2 points3 points ago

Awesome dude. It's good to see that you were proactive because the longer you wait, the harder it gets. All it takes is 5 seconds and bam, it's over. As someone said, it gets easier the more you do it.

I hope this will be a huge, permanent boost in your confidence.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, it feels that way. Stalk me for some weight loss pics but I've been a really big dude all my life and I dropped about 50lb in the last year and I probably wouldnt've attempted this in my old body. It feels great to actually feel attractive for the first time in my life. That really hasn't hit home until now. I feel like this spontaneous ask-out only relies on looks, - well mostly. I 'appeared' pretty confident too, which helps.

God she's really fucking cute too. :3

[–]Sugar_buddy 1 point2 points ago

I left high school for college an overweight, awkward, not-so-hygienic nerd and didn't change much over the first semester. When the winter break hit, I lost twenty pounds, started wearing contacts, cut my hair and paid attention to it, got a sweet car, and generally just gained that self-confident air made of manly swagger. People started really paying attention to me, girls would talk to me longer, and a few even asked me out, which never ever happened before that. It's such a wonderful feeling to look back at the old you and go, "Wow, nothing right now would be possible without that change."

[–]notbonnie 1 point2 points ago

I stalked you. I'm a lady. You are quite good looking. And by quite I mean exceptionally. Congrats on the weight loss!

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you :3

I counter-stalked you but was not rewarded for my investigation. I have a picture in my head which should suffice though... and I must say.. you're exceptional looking too..

[–]Nephrastar 2 points3 points ago

Good job! Make sure you let us know what happens next! :)

[–]Ashex 2 points3 points ago

Ahaha, I've done that before. I once walked halfway around campus so a girl I was walking to class wouldn't know mine was right next to the one we had together.

[–]fb2k 2 points3 points ago

One of the biggest challenges, good job!

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 1 point2 points ago

Women don't understand how hard this can be! ;) Thanks :D

[–]jackoutsidethebox 0 points1 point ago

congrats on stepping up!

i guess you were lucky that she agreed, if she had shot you down you'd probably refrain from asking a girl out in the near future (i know, i'm currently in that place :( )

anyway, the closer the date will be, the more you'll become nervous, so much to the point where the night before the date you won't be able to sleep and instead think of all the things that could go wrong. and then you'll feel sick all day until you're seeing her.

but anyways good luck from a fellow SAP!

[–]WifeOsaM 2 points3 points ago

Good for you but just a tip next time go ahead and walk back to your bike...I would see it as your being a gentleman by walking out of your way

[–]GBRBUGEATER 2 points3 points ago

The first time is the hardest. Hope it works out.

I felt like this my first time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

[–]dolphinhunter 2 points3 points ago

That is how it is done. Props to you for just doing it. Champion.

[–]jezza24 2 points3 points ago

Upvoted to 300 because you sir are a SPARTAN!

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 3 points4 points ago

TOMORROW, WE DINE, AT A MODERATELY PRICED MOM&POP DINERRRRRRRRRRRRR

[–]ddshroom 2 points3 points ago

don't gobble and eat lightly.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 2 points3 points ago

Yessir/maam

[–]ddshroom 2 points3 points ago

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god your beard is legendary. Are you a wizard?

Glad my infectious happiness rubbed off somewhere though... That's what this subreddit is all about eh?

You should just reply to everyones' threads like that. You'd get really popular, really fast. :D

[–]ddshroom 1 point2 points ago

In some ways I am a wizard. Tonight your enthusiasm and spirit have lifted me. Thanks. I do have a big beard.

[–]ddshroom 1 point2 points ago

E X C E L L E N T!!!!!!!!

[–]Deadpoint 2 points3 points ago

Advice for the date: If you get nervous and can't think of anything to say I recommend having a fallback sentence prepared to break any awkward silences. The ideal one would of course be a question. Might I suggest "What's your favorite dinosaur?"

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 0 points1 point ago

Duly noted.

[–]live52 1 point2 points ago

Good on you but I think you should take 5mg of Valium as soon as you wake up. It's only life friend.

[–]aboynamedsu 1 point2 points ago

Good for you, bro. It's all about the confidence.

[–]eyecite 1 point2 points ago

You da man.

[–]GrowingSoul 1 point2 points ago

Great song choice

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Museum cafes are very nice places for dessert, and most museums are open late on Thursdays.

[–]niallmc66 1 point2 points ago

Well done man! It's been a while since i've struck up the nerve to ask someone out!

[–]Arvald 0 points1 point ago

keep being a pimp big pimpin.

[–]loftybri 1 point2 points ago

That Queen was tight as fuck....you are in the grrrooove. Git 'er dun mang! I know how you feel nervous and all that but ya know what she likes you and YOU DESERVE IT. For realz.....

[–]Cadamar 1 point2 points ago

Good on you buddy. Even if it doesn't work out (positive thoughts!) then you should hold your head high.

But yes. Ask about her. Talk about her. Show interest. Be interested.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks! Happy cake day!

Honestly my life changed a little today. I kind of realized how stupid it is to be hesitant to chase after what you want.

[–]senae 1 point2 points ago

then awkwardly continued to walk past her car, further away from my bike to not look stupid. :]

You are a hero.

[–]bluthbanana20 1 point2 points ago

I hope you really didn't bid her adieu. You want to see her again soon (au revoir or however the frenchies spell it). You don't want to see her with god.

GOOD LUCK OP

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 0 points1 point ago

I don't fucking know what I'm typing half the time man.... it's best not to over-analyze.

Cabbage.

[–]MasterEdge 1 point2 points ago

Man, I'm "confident", I've been on dozens of dates, etc. etc. etc.. one thing I've found is that it's more common for me to wait for a woman to ask me out, so I miss out on a lot of great opportunities.

I have mad respect for you guys who just roll straight through your fear of rejection and go for it! I'm glad you got a positive response on your first shot. Hopefully it all works out, bro!

I finally met a woman I can settle down with, and she did pretty much exactly what you did, but to me. She tamed that which could not be tamed.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha, congrats and thanks!

Yep I probably would've been crushed if she said no... in that precise moment I had to play it down like "yea I know you'd say yes" and keep my jaw from dropping.

[–]MasterEdge 0 points1 point ago

Hah! Good deal man! I hope it works out! My only tip is "she's always right". That gets me out of everything.

[–]bexisonfire 1 point2 points ago

Awesome! That delivery is good too, it sounds super confident! Now just make sure not to put her on a pedestal and make yourself nervous. She's just a person and obviously has interest in you if she said yes to going out.. :) As for the bike thing..well I've done shit like that loads of times! :]

[–]joker91 1 point2 points ago

Congrats, dude. You seem like a really cool guy. Keep it up!

[–]esreveRPsychosis 1 point2 points ago

God, this makes me so happy. Reminds me of how my boyfriend admitted his whole... thing to me. I am very happy for you! Best wishes.

[–]fuzzwell 0 points1 point ago

This just shows you that you are attractive and that you can do it and are worthy. DO NOT try too hard and be obsessed. Just do the normal thing that you'd do if you were any other guy. Call when you want to go out, don't obsess over her, just be normal.

Every time you think you are about to do something too awesome to impress her... Seriously, calm down. Little things count. Writing her loves notes in bottles and throwing them in the ocean trying to get one to float up and have her pick it up on your walk on the beach together because you are that awesome.... is too much.

Lay low and just keep it simple.

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 1 point2 points ago

Hey man, thanks for the kind words!

Depressing update though, she had a boyfriend that she wasn't upfront about (or lied about?) - Anyway, later when I tried to setup the time/place she gave a douchy text about how her boyfriend isn't comfortable hanging out with guys he doesn't know.

shrug

You're right though, now that I've done it.. it'll be a bit easier.

Cheers! :]

[–]CatCatCat 0 points1 point ago

Oh dear. I'm sorry to hear this. I came back here to find out how the date went. Buck up and try again. Now you can see that it's not the end of the world... Join clubs! Go to the gym! Talk to people, be nice and you'll see that girls will want to be friends with you, and then before you know it, one of them will become your girlfriend.

[–]jeni_cote 2 points3 points ago

then awkwardly continued to walk past her car, further away from my bike to not look stupid.

So adorable and cute. I'm a lady and I do this too!

[–]probablydyslexic[S] 0 points1 point ago

Socially Awkward Penguins, UNITE!

[–]fishyfishyfish 2 points3 points ago

good on ya mate.