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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Not a city, but Russians get +10 Stamina, +5 Charisma, and -5 Agility when Vodka is equipped.

[–]Addequate[S] 5 points6 points ago

The good news is that the Vodka debuff doesn't stack so there's no problem dualing it.

[–]KousKous 6 points7 points ago

People who work, but not live, in DC get a +25 Persuade bonus while suited up. However, their alignment must be Evil.

[–]eiskalteschatten 2 points3 points ago*

People who live in Sheffield, England get a +25 Dexterity bonus when equipped with an umbrella and a +50 Speechcraft bonus when equipped with a tweed suit (jacket and trousers).

[–]yit 3 points4 points ago

Nashvillians (Nashvillains, if you prefer) gain +5 CHA when playing a bard, and -1 INT per 10 years spent in the city.

[–]Guarstine 3 points4 points ago

Idahoans get +3 to a ransom stat at the start of every fight, on account of how nothing here makes sense.

[–]GreenSpleen6 3 points4 points ago

People from Phoenix, AZ receive a 40% bonus to heat and poisonous animal resistances, but sacrifice 70% weakness to cold and -1 INT

[–]dabunk7 2 points3 points ago

Students that live on campus at South Dakota School of Mines and Tech get a +20 bonus to Stamina when a laptop is equipped, but when enchanted with Reddit, you gain +20% non-sleep bonus.

[–]Addequate[S] 0 points1 point ago

Is it true that for half the year denizens of South Dakota can only equip Heavy Armor?

[–]dabunk7 1 point2 points ago

not necessarily, unless shorts and a t-shirt count as heavy armor.

[–]nxtlvljumz 2 points3 points ago

San Diegans can opt to double their Stamina by driving a lifted Tacoma, but they incur a 50% loss to Dexterity and Intelligence. Socket bonus: +20 additional Stamina for equipping Monster Energy or Metal Mulisha decals to rear window or tailgate.

[–]Addequate[S] 1 point2 points ago

Having spent time in SD I can verify that equipping Lifted Tacoma will give a one-time drop of Ass-Hat, which has 0 armor but boosts charisma slightly.

[–]piratelukeyo 2 points3 points ago

I live in Wisconsin. We get a plethora of awesome passives. Frost resistance, agriculture, alcohol tolerance.

...There's also some not awesome ones like OWI's, obesity, everyone getting super pissed/depressed after the Packers lose their finals match on Sunday.

[–]timidturtle 3 points4 points ago

I like to see the obesity as increased health points.

[–]Cruven 1 point2 points ago

Louisvillains get a +30 Horseback Riding bonus, but only when a Riding Crop is your offhand.

[–]Creiz 2 points3 points ago

Montrealers get a +75% Cold Resistance, +50 AGI -30 STR when there's snow outside.

+20 CHA summertime.

-70 INT +10 STR -10 CHA when Montreal Canadiens lose the hockey game.

[–]farox 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the STA and STR Poutine Buff!

[–]HGHails 0 points1 point ago

Falmouthians get a +25% bonus to Sneak, Stamina and One-handed when near the sea, but suffer a 15% magicka loss when not. Also 15% Health bonus when wearing clothing not fitting to the weather.

[–]Addequate[S] 0 points1 point ago

I bet you all sink your SPs into sneak.

[–]HGHails 0 points1 point ago

It helps steal food, Student loans don't give a lot...

[–]bearbackpack 1 point2 points ago

People of fairhope can gain 25% charisma bonus if they are willing to replace the "common sense" perk with "everyone else does it do I will too."

[–]khmr33 1 point2 points ago

Lexington, KY.

Lexingtonians get a +25 to INT and +25 CON and +10 to DEX when equipped with a proper small batch bourbon like Pappy Van Winkle, Eagle Rare 18 year or Four Roses Single Barrel.

HP also scales with the age of the bourbon.

All of these effects are reversed if the equipped bourbon is Makers Mark and if mixed with Coke causes poison damage.

[–]Addequate[S] 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure about that +25 to INT? I suspect that's a bug.

[–]DoctorPringles 0 points1 point ago

It's fine.

[–]doyoulikepinacoladas 0 points1 point ago

UNC- Chapel Hill students- +30 Charisma in Franklin St province. -20 Stamina, -15 Dex, -40 Strength when basketball team loses.

[–]Flanagax 1 point2 points ago

Mobilians lose their Charisma bonus in the presence of New Orleanians.

Gain an additional rage for that day upon hearing any of the following: "Mardi Gras", "Robert E. Lee", or "Joe Cain."

[–]AllanStanton 1 point2 points ago

New Yorkers get +25% to walking speed. They can take an extra +30%, but lose 50% Charisma.

[–]bruisedmaple 1 point2 points ago

Fort Collinists gain +1 DEX while cycling and +5 DEX while drunk cycling.

[–]ThiZ 2 points3 points ago*

They also exist in a Bulbasaur/Squirtle/Charmander-like relationship with Boulderites and Colorado Springians. Denverites are like Eevee.

[–]jaketessem 1 point2 points ago

Minneapolisians get 50% frost resistance.

[–]car362 0 points1 point ago

Vancouverites get 50% resist to cold.

[–]kitfyre 0 points1 point ago

Burlingtonians receive +15% health regen while high. -10% stamina when not.

Permanent -5% agility loss because, what's the rush man?

[–]JJam74 0 points1 point ago

San Diego natives get an innate +10 charisma.

[–]BitchinIndika 0 points1 point ago

Edmonton, AB. Bonuses to Cold Resistance between October and May.

[–]digitalulz -1 points0 points ago

Durham , NC gives a bunch of druid perks as well as a sizable int bonus from all the colleges and universities within a few miles.

[–]SeismicSumo 0 points1 point ago

Texans get 50% heat resistant, +10 rage due to cowboys losing, and -10 Charisma when dip is equipped

[–]leighbo 0 points1 point ago*

Melbourne/Australia we have +50% resistance to all elements as we get all 4 seasons a day EVERYDAY!

Also +25 movement speed when mounting our Kangaroo's and +15 Stamina when eating shrimp on the barbie