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It's time for some of your favorite MST3K (self.funny)

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I watched this episode last night with a friend of mine. I forgot how funny Space Mutiny was. The names they give the main character are great... Smash Lampjaw!

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[–]rvis 17 points18 points ago

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Google Video has lots of MST3K. Some of my favorites:

Edit: you can also download many of these from Google Video.

[–]exjentric 5 points6 points ago

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Oh Prince of Space! Can't believe that wasn't higher up on this list!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I like it very much

[–]realfinkployd 5 points6 points ago

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You sir just eliminated any possibility of me getting anything done this weekend. And I cannot thank you enough for it.

[–]jacktwo37 4 points5 points ago

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You can torrent all of them. 135GB and you're set!

[–]FoolsRun 2 points3 points ago

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Night of the Blood Beast

STEVE?!

[–]LeRenard 1 point2 points ago

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Did you ever notice most of the episodes to be found easily online are from season 8?

[–]follier 1 point2 points ago* 

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Thanks for the links, in the middle of Merlin's Shop and laughing my ass off.
Edit: Now hit the pavement, you Celtic fairy!

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    [–]AndyNemmity 29 points30 points ago

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    Mitchell!

    [–]fargosucks 11 points12 points ago

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    I'm sorry, I'm terribly unattractive.

    [–]indigoshift 5 points6 points ago

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    Heart poundin'...veins cloggin'...MITCHELL!!

    [–]greggerypeccary 7 points8 points ago

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    Mitchell was the last Joel episode, I remember watching it feeling like I was saying goodbye to an old friend.

    [–]SansPoint 6 points7 points ago

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    "How do you take your scotch, Mitchell?"

    By the quart.

    [–]microsoftbob 5 points6 points ago

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    Word on the street is...you're a jerk.

    [–]gtac 3 points4 points ago

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    BUZZ OFF KID

    [–]monkeychipsx2 6 points7 points ago

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    I sense cheeseburgers.

    [–]toddlergangbang 6 points7 points ago

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    Mittens! He's a cop.

    [–]GonzoUCF 4 points5 points ago

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    hahah YES!! I really wanted to be the first to say this one... wakachaka wakachaka MITCHELL

    [–]ArJooDeJew 4 points5 points ago

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    My-my-my-my-Mitchell!

    [–]Phunk131 3 points4 points ago

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    Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

    [–]AndyNemmity 2 points3 points ago

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    Youtube link with someone's favorite Mitchel parts. This is hilarious

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InHgWFrQRbI&feature=related

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      [–]gtac 11 points12 points ago

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      Does the movie (This Island Earth) count as an episode?

      [–]pablohoney102 10 points11 points ago

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      This Comment brought to you by the Amazing Rando!

      [–]gtac 18 points19 points ago* 

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      Normal vieew

      NOORMAAL VIIEEEEWWWW

      NOOOOOORMAAAAAAAAL VIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW!!!

      [–]Hookhand 2 points3 points ago

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      Notice how big Japan looks

      [–]Doombuggyman 2 points3 points ago

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      It's Michael Stipe's head!

      [–]gtac 4 points5 points ago

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      But I'm not an alien!

      [–]blix797 1 point2 points ago

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      That's enough, normal view.

      [–]antibios 1 point2 points ago

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      LOL made my day.

      I own every episode but had to look that up :(

      [–]DankJemo[S] 1 point2 points ago

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      ::enhance::... ::enhance::...

      [–]PhineusQButterfat 6 points7 points ago

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      "...Why I have a picture of a burger on the wall..."

      [–]LeRenard 3 points4 points ago

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      Then I'll ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest.. But I'm not an alien!

      Come give Uncle Scrotor a hug!

      [–]mbanana 3 points4 points ago

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      Are you boys cooking up there?

      No.

      Are you making an interocitor?

      No!

      [–]AndyNemmity 4 points5 points ago

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      It's a long par 5 to the nation's capital.

      [–]reginaldshoe 4 points5 points ago

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      I'd count it. This one was my favorite too.

      [–]Supervisor194 3 points4 points ago

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      Duh, who doesn't have an Interociter?

      [–]Doombuggyman 4 points5 points ago

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      This Island Earth can be yours if the PRICE IS RIGHT!

      [–]Case_Control 2 points3 points ago

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      I want to curl up in his sock drawer and sleep for days

      [–]thisfreakinguy 2 points3 points ago

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      Who sneezed on the credits?

      [–]AndyNemmity 1 point2 points ago

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      Thank god I saved you.

      [–]johnny121b 1 point2 points ago

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      "Oh my God...my waffle! Oh, the humanity!"

      [–]Soulless 1 point2 points ago

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      Ok, who put the toilet in the middle of the room?

      [–]drarkanex 24 points25 points ago

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      Dude, Space Mutiny is my favorite, all of season 8 is probably the best one, second one is Werewolf in season 9 ep 4

      [–]billin 12 points13 points ago

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      Slab Bulkhead! Fridge Largemeat! Flint Ironstag! Bolt van der Huge! Thick McRunfast! Stump Beefknob! Crud Bonemeal! Crunch Buttsteak! Blast Hardcheese! Dirk Hardpeck! Slate Slabrock! Gristle McThornbody! Lump Beefbroth! Big McLargeHuge! Buff Drinklots! Bob Johnson (?)! Smoke Manmuscle! Punch Rockgroin! Roll Fizzlebeef!

      [–]DankJemo[S] 2 points3 points ago

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      I think Bob Johnson is one of the funnier ones, simply because all these names are ridiculous, then they throw out "Bob Johnson" with that tone of voice that would be attached to some super hero. I think it's great.

      [–]Soulless 1 point2 points ago

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      I have that T-Shirt. It is amazing.

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        [–]Meterman 8 points9 points ago

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        Thanks google video. [You can watch the whole episode here! ]([http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=8590533394044637016&ei=8tp-S6_9GZeeqQPTtuylBw&q=mst3k+space+mutany&hl=en&view=3&client=opera#])

        [–]cathartic_arrest 2 points3 points ago

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        WAHRWULF!

        [–]VanPeebles 1 point2 points ago* 

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        Dis is ebbsolutely fessinating!

        [–]benemal 1 point2 points ago

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        RAILING KILL!

        [–]newfflews 1 point2 points ago

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        werewolf was awesome, just saw it for the first time a few weeks ago

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          [–]renegadeofunk 21 points22 points ago* 

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          The Final Sacrifice

          Starts off a bit slow, but you'll be rolling by the end.

          Pipperrrrrrrrr

          [–]jjlava 7 points8 points ago

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          ROWSDOWER!

          [–]pablohoney102 2 points3 points ago

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          The Best of Rowsdoswer

          [–]deadundead 2 points3 points ago

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          OH ROWSDOWER!

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            [–]PhineusQButterfat 8 points9 points ago

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            "You knew my father?"

            "Knew 'em? He was delicious!"

            [–]watchmesuck 8 points9 points ago* 

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            "I wonder if there's beer on the Sun."

            [–]unnamed__ 2 points3 points ago

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            I have a picture from a Halloween where we did Satoris, Troy, Rowsdower, and a Cultist, but of course, I can't find it. I'll track it down and post it back here.

            [–]Raatcharch 3 points4 points ago

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            "The map IS real!" "Map Israel? I think Israel has been fairly well mapped already."

            [–]monkeychipsx2 3 points4 points ago

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            Oh, Dad, can we have one more sacrifice?

            [–]Raatcharch 4 points5 points ago

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            Okay, but this is the FINAL sacrifice.

            [–]FoolsRun 2 points3 points ago

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            I think the movie's going really well...

            [–]girlpriest 2 points3 points ago

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            And this, friends, is the reason I am proud to be Canadian.

            [–]rowsdower726 2 points3 points ago

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            ROWSDOWER

            [–]meme_deprived 1 point2 points ago

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            relevant

            [–]Campstar 1 point2 points ago

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            Mmm, cold crazy bread. It really is crazy.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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            ARGGHHHH

            [–]Raatcharch 1 point2 points ago

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            Must slink back and sell candy bars for band!

            [–]iknowmat 1 point2 points ago

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            No one leaves the World Wrestling Federation.

            [–]micelirus 1 point2 points ago

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            HMMM! Peppered Eggs! Rozzdower!

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              [–]TenYearsGone 19 points20 points ago* 

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              Touch of Satan.

              Also, Pod People.

              [–]un_internaute 14 points15 points ago

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              If you had added Manos Hands of Fate to that list you'd have my three favorites.

              [–]thegreatrobot 3 points4 points ago

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              PULL MY FINGER!!!

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                [–]outpt 6 points7 points ago

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                "This is where the fish lives."

                [–]SansPoint 3 points4 points ago

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                "This is where my tongue lives."

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                  [–]JustSomeJerk 7 points8 points ago

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                  Add "The Pumaman" and you have a list full of win.

                  [–]Eminence120 5 points6 points ago

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                  Upvoted for pod people that movie is so quoteable. "oh look little winged potatoes."

                  [–]stf210 5 points6 points ago

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                  KID: Trumpy, you can do magic! CROW: It's called Evil, kid.

                  [–]mwryan 4 points5 points ago

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                  Huzzah!

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                  she's zestfully dead!

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                    [–]AndyNemmity 3 points4 points ago

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                    Good? He's the BEST!

                    ....

                    Idiot control now. (mewy mewp control now)

                    [–]TenYearsGone 3 points4 points ago

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                    IT STINKS.

                    [–]OurJason 2 points3 points ago

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                    My t-shirt says I'm a virgin.

                    [–]girlpriest 3 points4 points ago

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                    Steady as she goes, we're flyin' over trout!

                    [–]SirBrittanicvs 3 points4 points ago

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                    Goodnight, Chief!

                    [–]TenYearsGone 5 points6 points ago

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                    MCCLOUD!

                    [–]BarcodeNinja 1 point2 points ago

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                    Did you guys hear a comet?

                    [–]pablohoney102 1 point2 points ago

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                    He's out back pukin' on the Maverick

                    [–]DankJemo[S] 1 point2 points ago

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                    Excellent, I'm glad you've got a few favorites to share.

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                      [–]ANGRYGUY 10 points11 points ago* 

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                      Manos the Hands of Fate was my favorite. I put Torgo's theme song on a tape player and walked around my house like Torgo.

                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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                      I had a Torgo screen saver (an embarrasing number of years ago) that was really impressive on my 386. Torgo would hobble around to this theme and the occasionally stop and say "I protect your screen while you are away" or "the master wouldn't approve of burn-in"

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                        [–]adolfojp 10 points11 points ago

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                        I cried with joy when they put some MST3K episodes on Hulu.

                        I cried again when they stopped at 4.

                        [–]star_des 7 points8 points ago

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                        Hobgoblins is definitely one of my favorites. Greatest line ever?

                        "It's the 80's...do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan."

                        Spectacular.

                        [–]petedawes 2 points3 points ago

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                        I like what a big deal they make out of reusing the scene where the guy gets shot at the beginning. Relentless.

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                          [–]Campstar 6 points7 points ago

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                          Not my favorite episode, but one of them: Time Chasers!

                          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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                          The story behind Time Chasers makes it one of my favorites. Apparently, the folks who made the movie heard MST3K was doing it and contacted them saying they were big fans and really excited, so they had a premier for the MST3K episode. Turns out they weren't such big fans...

                          [–]drarkanex 2 points3 points ago

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                          The Director of Time Chasers's actually enjoyed the MST3k version

                          [–]girlpriest 2 points3 points ago

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                          I know! I heard about that. What did the film makers think was going to happen?

                          I love the "of the future!" running gag. "The Manchu Wok OF THE FUTURE!"

                          Also, I'm pretty sure GenCorp headquarters was shot in a public library.

                          [–]senorpuerco 2 points3 points ago

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                          Ah, who am I kidding? I never went to Castleton.

                          [–]mst3kcrow 6 points7 points ago

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                          Why Study Industrial Arts

                          One of my favorites.

                          [–]SansPoint 2 points3 points ago

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                          "Because you're bad a math!"

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                            [–]my79spirit 7 points8 points ago

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                            My wife and I cackle endlessly at Boggy Creek 2

                            [–]Campstar 4 points5 points ago

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                            Nobody should have to see the Little Creature. :(

                            [–]girlpriest 2 points3 points ago

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                            THIS one is my own personal favorite. There are toooo many wonderful lines.

                            "Can I borrow a cup of shirt?" "Do you have any puffy hats with filthy sayings?"

                            The poop scene kills me.

                            [–]my79spirit 2 points3 points ago

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                            It's a POOP EMERGENCY! Mertyl snaps into action!

                            [–]LeRenard 2 points3 points ago

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                            Is that a skidmark on the ceiling?

                            [–]LordXenu23 4 points5 points ago* 

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                            I was always a fan of MST3K, and have discovered Mike Nelson's Rifftrax.
                            If you haven't seen it yet, his Rifftrax of "The Room" is by far the best thing he has ever done. Better than Manos hands of fate, better than Plan 9, better even than Pod People.

                            http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/room

                            The Room is truly aweful. One of the worst films I have ever seen. Subject yourself to the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw

                            Edit: Adding a youtube sample of the rifftrax http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_7zpB1v0Og

                            [–]jjlava 4 points5 points ago

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                            Oh HI, Mark! The Room is terrible but perfect for the Rifftrax treatment.

                            [–]Safari_Ken 2 points3 points ago

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                            Oh hi Xenu!

                            [–]LordXenu23 2 points3 points ago

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                            Oh Hi Safari_Ken! I didn't see you there!

                            [–]Safari_Ken 2 points3 points ago

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                            You wanted to comment on this thread, so you told us your favorite episode... what a great idea!

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                              [–]CroqueMonsieur 7 points8 points ago

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                              DEEP. HURTING.

                              [–]Anonymalous 6 points7 points ago

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                              Puma man!
                              "When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip"

                              [–]dbsmoker 3 points4 points ago

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                              Every MST3k fan NEEDS to see Puma Man!!!

                              "Tony- your hands are claws! [forgot to tell you that]"

                              "Save me! Then change me!"

                              "I kiss the frog in your honor."

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                                [–]Phunk131 8 points9 points ago

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                                I may stand alone on this, but I'm partial to Red Zone Cuba.

                                [–]johnny121b 3 points4 points ago

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                                I'm a rabid fan of MST3K, and even I have to admit that Red Zone Cuba is brutal- even with the MST3K touch. You're a man among men.

                                [–]mbanana 2 points3 points ago

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                                For my money a tougher movie than Manos to riff - at least Manos was fundamentally silly. Red Zone Cuba was full-on horrible nihilism put together by someone with no talent for movie making. Easily the most depressing film of the MST3K catalog (which doesn't mean I don't like it).

                                [–]Phunk131 2 points3 points ago

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                                Cmon...Coleman Francis rocks. And the political aspects of that movie are so horribly done. I love their fake Castro and five man invasion of Cuba. Sooo good.

                                [–]ruuhkajuusto 7 points8 points ago

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                                The Beast of Yucca Flats from the master himself; Coleman Francis. "Boys from the city. Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress. Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs." Indeed.

                                [–]EnderofDragon 6 points7 points ago

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                                LOL, Big McLargeHuge

                                [–]drarkanex 3 points4 points ago

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                                Bob Johnson! oh wait...

                                [–]redspex 4 points5 points ago

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                                SLATE FISTCRUNCH

                                [–]inmatarian 2 points3 points ago

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                                Blast ThickNeck

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                                  [–]Katherine-the-Great 5 points6 points ago

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                                  Mr. B Natural for the win.

                                  [–]TomatoSlayer 4 points5 points ago

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                                  "Watch out for snakes!"

                                  [–]antibios 5 points6 points ago

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                                  Rowsdower!

                                  [–]jamangold 5 points6 points ago

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                                  The short "Mr. B Natural"

                                  [–]uhhhclem 4 points5 points ago

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                                  I think that may be the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life, with the possible exception of "The Germans" episode of Fawlty Towers.

                                  [–]Supervisor194 2 points3 points ago

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                                  Not only was this short one of the funniest things ever, the debate that followed was UPROARIOUSLY funny!

                                  Crow: The point, sirs, is BREASTS!
                                  Tom: Huh?!
                                  Crow: Yes! Mr. B Natural had breasts! A decidedly unnatural thing for a man to have, wouldn't you agree, Mr. Servo? When one takes into account the short jacket, the shiny leotard, the wide hips, unless one is wildly confused, as my colleague seems to be, one concludes naturally that Mr. B Natural is indeed a wonderfully, spritely--albeit annoying--woman!

                                  Full transcript is here

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                                    [–]slimmathias 5 points6 points ago

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                                    Hobgoblins is the best. "I guess the cameraman just can't work up the energy to get over there."

                                    [–]ellzey 4 points5 points ago

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                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THYVh9AhtLk

                                    My wife and I constantly quote this one, more specifically "Emotions are for ethnic people!"

                                    [–]jjlava 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Love that one; the MST3K shorts are really awesome. My other faves are "X Marks the Spot," "Keeping Clean and Neat" and of course, "Spring Fever."*

                                    • NO SPRINGS!! <maniacal cackling>

                                    [–]midareashi 4 points5 points ago

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                                    My White Goddess (jungle goddess) was a favorite of me and my sister's.

                                    Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat

                                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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                                    Santa Claus vs the Martians. "Santa's gonna cut you, man! Santa's a blade man, man!"

                                    [–]greggerypeccary 4 points5 points ago

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                                    Santa: What's this, pills for dinner? Crow: What are we, Judy Garland??

                                    [–]urbanaut 3 points4 points ago

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                                    Movie: Werewolf; Servo: "Man, they're establishing the HELL out of this building here!"

                                    [–]redspex 5 points6 points ago

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                                    The HORRORS...of spider island

                                    [–]ArJooDeJew 4 points5 points ago

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                                    Thick McRunfast!

                                    Space Mutiny is one of my two all time favorites.

                                    The other, of course, is Overdrawn At The Memory Bank. "It's a Raul-bix Cube!"

                                    I also enjoy Soultaker purely because of Joe Estevez and the guy with the freakish chin.

                                    [–]micelirus 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Overdrawn At The Memory Bank was awesome. At least the acting was tolerabley funny with the main character acting like a hacking badass. He could be with anyone. My favorite part is when they are giving a tour and a child from the group reaches up to touch the patients brain. The nurse yells at him in a jersey accent. "Get outta here!" Operation room....baseball game....who can tell?

                                    [–]drarkanex 2 points3 points ago

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                                    The guy with the freakish chin was also in Tango and Cash... "Like a catcher's mitt with Eyes"

                                    [–]realfinkployd 3 points4 points ago* 

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                                    Wild Rebels.

                                    You never forget your first :)

                                    I'll add a few more of my favorites that don't seem to be represented here:

                                    Lost Continent ("rock climbing, Joel")

                                    Warrior of the Lost World ("Any fruit to declare?")

                                    The Dead Talk Back ("What's the big deal? My stools float")

                                    Ninja Warrior I ("How many movies have special guest stars?")

                                    Cave Dwellers ("Tolkein couldn't follow this plot")

                                    [–]egbert 5 points6 points ago

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                                    Cave Dwellers aka Ator the Invincible. I worked with the female lead for over 2 years before I recognized her. She said the they put up movies posters around Cannes film festival and based on the posters someone actually funded the film. They were writing the script the day before filming in a hotel room.

                                    [–]Cmdrfrog 3 points4 points ago

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                                    My very favorite was Hercules Unchained. In one scene, Hercules drinks from the fountain of Forgetfulness and then falls over passing out. Crow jokes (because amnesia shouldnt make you pass out, just forget) that "I guess Hercules forgot how his muscles work"

                                    [–]esrubio 3 points4 points ago

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                                    cabot? cabot! cabot.

                                    [–]bsdpunk 3 points4 points ago

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                                    I'm 24 when am I going to hit puberty.

                                    It's a cult, they worship blue oysters.

                                    • The Final Sacrifice

                                    [–]firstmanonmars 3 points4 points ago

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                                    ♬ "Pu-ma man, he flies like a moron!" ♫

                                    [–]lex0r 3 points4 points ago

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                                    Hey Kalgan! We need more of you!

                                    Edit: Also 'THEPUMAMAN'

                                    [–]FoolsRun 5 points6 points ago

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                                    HELP! I'M FALLING AT A 60-DEGREE ANGLE DEFYING ALL THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!

                                    [–]wasdy1 4 points5 points ago

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                                    I always liked Time Chasers.

                                    [–]johnny121b 3 points4 points ago

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                                    Crow: "By this time, my lungs were aching for air"

                                    [–]PhineusQButterfat 3 points4 points ago

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                                    Already been said, but "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"

                                    -"Mom, 'my nuts?"

                                    -"Surely this will cure him of his need for cinemas!"

                                    -"Man, this movie just hates on anteaters!"

                                    -The whole flav-o-five thing

                                    -"ARE YOU READY TO PUT HIM BACK IN HIS OWN BODY!!"

                                    -"I've never dabbled or bobbled in Fingal dopples"

                                    Too many good quotes to include them all here!

                                    [–]zachwampler 3 points4 points ago

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                                    Future Wars!

                                    [–]SquirrelProtectsNuts 3 points4 points ago

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                                    Keeping Clean and Neat

                                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                    "Just keep brushing and brushing and saying the name of our lord and savior."

                                    [–]lonmoer 3 points4 points ago

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                                    when.....you want..... the flavor of bacon in a dip!

                                    [–]Doombuggyman 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Best Short: Mr. B Natural. Runner Up: Catching Trouble (the one with "My boyfriend, Ross")

                                    [–]hollywoodjane 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Thank you all for making the last couple of hours of my Friday work day fly by! Space Mutiny is my favorite, but I'll throw my hat in for Devil Fish too. Nothing like Italians pretending to be Floridians.

                                    "I KNOW!"

                                    [–]rysten6498 2 points3 points ago

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                                    lazerblast anyone?

                                    [–]skypnd 2 points3 points ago

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                                    I read the majority of these comments in Joel's voice.

                                    [–]BigMcLarge-Huge 2 points3 points ago

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                                    I think you know which one is my favorite.

                                    [–]brikis98 2 points3 points ago

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                                    • Mitchell
                                    • Werewolf
                                    • The Killer Bees
                                    • I Accuse My Parents
                                    • Manos the Hands of Fate
                                    • The Screaming Skull

                                    I'm not sure any other movie/show ever had more of a laugh-till-you-cry effect than MST3K.

                                    [–]Mr_Softy 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Time of the Apes

                                    --Why Johnny Doesn't Care: A Film by Bell Labs

                                    [–]kick11 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Joe Don Baker is "Mitchell"

                                    [–]VanPeebles 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Johnny Longbow's Legendary stew is Legendary!

                                    [–]Bugs_Nixon 2 points3 points ago

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                                    The Deadly Mantis:

                                    "He's really dainty when he's flying" “But I got a mantis in my pantis!”

                                    [–]gmorg 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Teenagers from Outer Space is my favorite, it was the first one I saw and it always makes me smile, inside and out.

                                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Rowsdower!!

                                    [–]kookiejar 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Gamera--"Cornjob!"

                                    Prince of Space--love Krankor

                                    Pod People--"It has nothing to with pods and it has nothing to do with people"

                                    Final Sacrifice--otherwise known as "Zap and Troy: The Legendary Journeys"

                                    Invasion of the Neptune Men--"They took out the Hitler building!"

                                    and... Squirm!

                                    [–]SurlySasquatch 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Man, this makes me miss the marathons on Thanksgiving.

                                    "Time of the Apes" has always been one of my favorites.

                                    I can't remember the name of my other favorite. I think it was a Llyod Bridges films and Crow kept saying "By this time my lungs were aching for air" every time Bridges was on screen.

                                    Anybody remember this one?

                                    [–]johnny121b 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Crow: "Strut, pout, put it out. That's what you want from grandma"

                                    [–]newfflews 2 points3 points ago

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                                    RAILING KILL!

                                    [–]pointmetotheinternet 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell - I've seen this one maybe a half dozen times, and I always end up in tears at some point.

                                    [–]spellbunny 2 points3 points ago

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                                    My faves include space mutiny, pod people, the final sacrifice, hobgoblins and many more!

                                    [–]dainethemain 2 points3 points ago

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                                    STUMP CHUNKMAN!

                                    [–]mucifous 1 point2 points ago

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                                    posted this to /r/MST3K a few weeks ago.

                                    I'm the wind, baby.

                                    [–]Doombuggyman 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Rex Dart -- Eskimo Spy! This chase scene filmed in Confus-O-Vision!

                                    [–]pio 1 point2 points ago* 

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                                    My favorites:

                                    • Gamera V. Guiron - Cornjob.. I'll shave your heads!
                                    • Mitchell - Hot Merging Action! .. 3M!
                                    • Fugitive Alien I & II - Agaaain?
                                    • Warrior of the Lost World - Megaweapon.
                                    • Sidehackers - J C BABY
                                    • Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Oh Dropo
                                    • Master Ninja I & II - Hay.. I'm mab kellah and dis eh how i usely leave a bah
                                    • San Francisco International - That nosewheel feels mushy
                                    • The Painted Hills
                                    • Zombie Nightmare - Twist n' creme

                                    I met Joel once on the set of his HBO pilot "The TV Wheel" which was never picked up. I grinned stupidly in the presence of genius.

                                    [–]Aitrus233 1 point2 points ago

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                                    "All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!" "Truman Capote?"

                                    [–]Nicci82382 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Oh God! That sedan just turned into a coupe and exploded!

                                    [–]uhhhclem 1 point2 points ago

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                                    "This room smells like eyes." (Alien From L.A.)

                                    [–]FoolsRun 1 point2 points ago

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                                    I'm partial to "Revenge of the Creature", Season 8 Episode 1.

                                    "The new winch is quieter!" "WHAT?!" "THE NEW WINCH IS QUIETER!"

                                    [–]johnny121b 1 point2 points ago

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                                    "Gee" thinks little Johnny, "If only I could get a ride in one of those."

                                    [–]sirbruce 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Rock climbing, Joel!

                                    [–]fejus 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Mitchell Soultaker

                                    [–]ohkatherine 1 point2 points ago

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                                    "Time for go to bed!"

                                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                    PULL UP TINK, PULL UP!

                                    [–]spaceb0y2001 1 point2 points ago

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                                    This thread is going like every MST3K conversation I've ever had with anyone - unless you're a HUGE fanboy and have seen the bulk of the series, there are so many of them that the references are lost on whoever you're talking to. That said, I love the show, and thanks for the recommendations I've gleaned from your comments!

                                    [–]colusaboy 1 point2 points ago

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                                    CLIFF BEEFPILE!

                                    [–]polluteconversation 1 point2 points ago

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                                    All-time favorite is probably Horror of Party Beach (part 1 of 10)

                                    [–]aixelsyD 1 point2 points ago

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                                    I'm HUGE!

                                    [–]Class_Act 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Killer Shrews.

                                    "I've got a suggestion..."

                                    "Gin Omelets."

                                    [–]greggerypeccary 1 point2 points ago

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                                    "This year Christmas is coming to Santa!"

                                    [–]dclowd9901 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Na-Nu!

                                    [–]SansPoint 1 point2 points ago

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                                    The Amazing ("Kresikin?") Collossal ("Gobstopper?") MAN ("Oh, you wish.")

                                    [–]ryanknapper 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Nipple, nipple, tweak, tweak, fly!

                                    [–]jjlava 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Space Mutiny is still my favorite MST3K episode.

                                    [–]OurJason 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Gotta go with Rocketship XM, featuring Lloyd Bridges. Definately my favorite Joel episode. "We salute you journalists of rocketship XM"

                                    [–]drarkanex 1 point2 points ago

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                                    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8590533394044637016 Entire episode of Space Mutiny

                                    [–]RatherDashing 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Why won't they put any of the good ones on Netflix or Hulu? I second Space Mutiny and Pod People. Both my favs.

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