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[–]HSMOM 31 points32 points ago

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Stick them in a paper bag for a day, and then see what they are like, it has always made a world of difference for me.

[–]NYCubsFan 27 points28 points ago

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You can also stick a banana, apple or other ethylene releasing fruit. Be sure to seal the bag by folding it over a couple of times, it is the trapping of the gas that is speeding up the ripening. This will have your avocados at the ripe stage faster, and you can keep a couple others on the counter that will take another day or two. When checking for softness, press softly around the stem end (where the avocado was attached to the tree) as this should ripen first. It should only be slightly soft, not mushy. Handling at the store is also important. Best displays are in a single layer so there isn't weight pushing down on them. Treat them almost like eggs. If the cashier rolls your avocado down the belt and it slams into the bottom, it will bruise just like an apple or pear. There are a lot of other reasons you could get an occasional bad one, but this should improve your batting average.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's what's up.

[–]halytech 9 points10 points ago

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This.
Also don't put them in the fridge.

The paper bag helps them ripen faster. You'll know they are ripe when you get a gentle give when you press on the rind.

[–]kitchen_clinton 2 points3 points ago

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Last year I bought a box of 2 dozen and stored them in the fridge's crisper until I needed to use them. They all came out great and ripened as expected. On Thursday I bought 15 Mission brand avocadoes and left 3 on the fruit bowl to ripen naturally. You can wrap them up in a sheet of newsprint as well if you don't have any paper bags.

[–]zedvaint 0 points1 point ago

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Great tip! Thanks guys, upvote! (running out to get paper bags and avocado).

[–]staylor 11 points12 points ago

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From what I've seen its more about how the store handles them than anything else. :/

They can usually get away with handling them pretty roughly while they are still hard as the soft spots/bruises wont immediately appear but get magnified very quickly as it ripens. In the case of costco it could be as simple as how close to the bottom or top of the pallet they were shipped in on determining if its a good or bad batch of avocados. :/

Another thing you could try is buying avocados on the firmer side and put the ones you want to use immediately in a paper bag with some other fruit so they ripen faster and just leave the others out on the counter rather than in the fridge? I personally have never had very good luck with fridges and avocados.

[–]achmejedidad 9 points10 points ago

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[–]poorieuser 1 point2 points ago

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I came to post this. Glad to find it was already here.

[–]ew73 1 point2 points ago

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Damn you. I sat there and, full well knowing what it was, watched the entire thing.

[–]hsfrey 1 point2 points ago

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What a stupid, annoying lead-in!

Why must everything be dumbed down?

[–]achmejedidad 0 points1 point ago

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well the information is great, but yeah, AB can be a little bit of a ham, but we love him for it.

[–]BlackestNight21 4 points5 points ago

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Would you want to ripen if you knew it would only end with having your skin peeled off while you are carved and devoured with only your 'skeleton' free of eating? All before your eyes?

Yeah I wouldn't want to, either.

[–]gronky 1 point2 points ago

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Is it more humane to scoop the avocado out with a spoon, instead of peeling?

[–]BlackestNight21 1 point2 points ago

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You are a master torturer sir. May I never find myself upon your cutting board or bowl.

[–]throatsplooshers 2 points3 points ago

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You should probably buy avocados from a place closer to where they're grown, so that they aren't manhandled by everyone and their mother by the time you get them. This also means they don't need to be pulled from the tree as early and can ripen naturally. I suggest moving to CA or Mexico.

[–]brosenau[S] 0 points1 point ago

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For better avocados? Might be worth it...

[–]KrustyBunkers 2 points3 points ago

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Also, they're like bananas, if you bang them up in transport or storage, they're likely to brown. Make sure you're gentle with them.

[–]Afaflix 2 points3 points ago

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the brown spots are from rough treatment in transport, or by the store. You might have to look else where for a good Avo.
Aside from that, if you pick an avocado from the tree it can take up to 2 weeks for it to become soft and thus edible. Once you decided that the avocados have the correct firmness/softness, put them into the refrigerator and you can keep them at that stage for another week or so (not really sure how long because in general avocados don't last that long around here :o)

[–]pointofperception 2 points3 points ago

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Putting the green ones in a paper bag to ripen is the way to go. Depending on how green they are they may need several days.
If you put them in the fridge, the ripening process stops,,, and doesn't start again even if you take them out. So only put them in the fridge if they are already ripe, but you aren't going to eat them yet.

[–]Cdresden 2 points3 points ago

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I buy Calavo Hass avocados from Costco for my home, and have been fortunate enough to never have a problem with the quality.

Avocados are stored in a produce warehouse refrigerated and unripe, and then are moved into a warmer ripening room a couple of days before sale. Ripening fruits releases a gas hormone, ethylene, and concentrating it in an area accelerates the ripening process. (At home, once avocados have begun to ripen, you can refrigerate them again as needed to greatly retard the process.) I suspect your avocados have been frozen unripe for an extended time, killing some of the bio-activity of the avocados, so that the ethylene hormone can't act on them once they're warmed up. So if this is the case, it's nothing you've done.

[–]meangrampa 4 points5 points ago

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Avocados won't soften on the tree,so they can leave mature fruit there until they are ready to pick it. It seems you might be getting immature fruit that will just rot rather than ripen.

[–]awrex 1 point2 points ago

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Look here for more info on avocados.

I've found that because avocados ripen a various stages I tend to only buy them a day or two before I need them. I've had similar experiences were they just go bad when I've tried to plan ahead.

[–]vfxsneaks 1 point2 points ago

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First of all, it is my understanding you should not refrigerate them. I lived in Ohio and had a similar problem with the local grocery store. What I found out was in transport they were actually FROZEN! Then they were thawed... then they were put in a refrigerated section. This is a temperamental food that needs to be in the best conditions to taste the best. I'd imagine you should avoid costco avocados, you'll end up saving money in the long run because you won't get bad ones! (and if you go to a knowledgeable store, someone can help you and tell you how long to wait for them to ripen)

[–]SOhp101 1 point2 points ago

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As for the black spots, it's because of poor handling and lack of proper product rotation at Costco. They tend to avoid throwing out produce until you can see the mold on the outside. Buy only green avocados and gently feel (don't squeeze!) for any soft spots. Then take them home and let them sit on the counter--they do not ripen well in the fridge.

[–]therapeutic 1 point2 points ago

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I hate it when this happens, my way of "solving" it is to poke and prod until I find an avocado that seems soft enough and buy that to eat the same day. Disclaimer: If you're a very frequent avocado comsumer, this won't work, owing to the fact that there are at most 2 acceptable avocados at any one time.

I believe our friend Eddie Izzard describes this ripening point very well in 'Definite Article'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxUD57NFLcU#t=4m25s

[–]pewnyapanda 1 point2 points ago

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This happens to my costco avocados as well. I waited about a week for them to naturally riped, but they just never got soft. I ended up cutting one open but it was just a stringy nasty hard avo. Ive never had a problem like that with any other avocados but the ones at costco in the 4 pack.

Thanks for the tips on using the bag.

[–]maxm 1 point2 points ago

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If avocados are cooled down before they are ripened they change their chemical makeup. Enzymes are destroyed by the cold. So they go directly from unripe to rotten.

You should ripen them at room temperature. Putting them in a bowl with a few apples or bananas will speed up the process.

Then when they are ripe you can store them in the fridge, where they can last for about a week.

If they have been cooled down somwehere in the harvest to retail chain you are out of luck, and they will never be ripe.

[–]EgregiOs 1 point2 points ago

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do not put them in the fridge

[–]Xe72q8TZx 1 point2 points ago

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Let the avocados ripen fully (either on the counter or in the paper bag) and consume them. You can safely refrigerate ripe avocados to stop/slow the process. If you refrigerate unripe fruits, they will never ripen.

[–]bcseahag 0 points1 point ago

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Put them in a paperbag with bananas. Or Apples. Next day great avacados.

[–]zippyhats 0 points1 point ago

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Be very careful to not drop them or bang them into anything (this happens most often at the checkout stand) This will cause them to rot up. (like when they fall of the tree and hit the ground) The refrigerator is like a giant stop button on ripening process. Once they get to about perfect ripeness, stick 'em in the refridge to keep 'em that way for a while.

[–]ThumperTheVWRabbit 0 points1 point ago

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On a related note, why is is that opened avocado, when stored with the pit will not brown as quickly as when pit is discarded? Does the pit release some sort of chemical to prevent spoilage?

[–]popkernle 0 points1 point ago

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I have been wondering a lot about this lately too. This has been happening with most of the avocados I buy. I go through about 3 a week but lately only 1 of 3 on average has been a good one. I don't buy mine at Costco but they probably come from the same place anyhow.

[–]poetryinthewater 0 points1 point ago

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I was gonna say "you must be shopping at Winco" but then read the rest. Yay GM food!

[–]melonpie 0 points1 point ago

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put inside a paper bag and put one banana in there also

[–]ATH92 -1 points0 points ago

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i read "from rock hard to rotten semen"