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[–]SMBC ComicsMrWeiner 233 points234 points ago

Wow, thanks geeks! We've only been running the store ourselves for about six months, and are still pretty lean (it's more or less just Amanda). We've had a few hiccups here and there, especially during the holiday rush, but we've done our best to do right by all the readers who are badass superstar ultrasaurus enough to buy something.

<3

[–]MadScientist22[S] 41 points42 points ago

You have done more than right by me. This shirt will be my new 'Golden Boy': the first to wear out of the wash. I shall tell all who recognize it this story in hopes they give you more business!

[–]redrhyski 9 points10 points ago

Social capitalism at work! There is hope.

[–]pitman 5 points6 points ago

[–]CMEast 6 points7 points ago

If you want to help them, have sex in the shirt and then review the shirt appropriately.

[–]SMBC ComicsMrWeiner 15 points16 points ago

Or just send a picture.

[–]CMEast 7 points8 points ago

I now have a very weird 'American Psycho' style image of the MadScientist (with Einstein hair. Possibly goggles too) posing in the mirror with his date, mid-coitus, SMBC-shirted and flexing for the camera.

Hey, if it sells shirts...

[–]bobbboberson 19 points20 points ago

NO. Thank you for an awesome comic.

Stay awesome!

[–]blueasclepius 10 points11 points ago

Thanks for the hard work, Mr Weiner! And thanks to Amanda too!

[–]gradivus22 5 points6 points ago

WE NEED MOAR GRAPH/PENIS JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: Also, yeah, best damn comic on the web. Thanks for doing what you do.

[–]taitcomics 2 points3 points ago

Im going to go buy shirts from you now just because of this. Also because SMBC is awesome.

[–]notahippie76 2 points3 points ago

Any particular reason you moved from TopatoCo (other than their difficult-to-remember name)?

[–]SMBC ComicsMrWeiner 10 points11 points ago

Topatoco is awesome. I just wanted to be a little more hands-on with my merch.

[–]Darkmere 18 points19 points ago

Okay, that's just adorable.

Hope that date goes well!

( And I think it might be suitable to order some gifts for birthdays and such ahead of time, right? )

[–]MadScientist22[S] 11 points12 points ago

You are correct sir, I plan on making a much more extensive order later this week.

[–]Mr_A 7 points8 points ago

Tell them you need it quickly, I hear they give free express shipping that way.

[–]Odusei -1 points0 points ago

Buying birthday gifts after one date? I don't know, that's kinda crazy.

[–]MinuteWalt -1 points0 points ago

More like "adorkable!" Amirite?! Amirite everybody?!?

No, seriously, am I right?

[–]ticklecricket 16 points17 points ago

You know that this means if you and date lady end up getting married down the line, you have an obligation to name the child after SMBC.

[–]SMBC ComicsMrWeiner 24 points25 points ago

May I suggest "Weineretta?"

[–]bai-jie 1 point2 points ago

Some gal would giggle and I'd get red

And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,

I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Weineretta."

[–]Caesius23 -2 points-1 points ago

Okay, this has always bugged me, does anyone else hear "rid" instead of "red" in that line?

[–]ranchomonkey 5 points6 points ago

Thank you MrWeiner for the awesome web comic!

[–]Smurfen 3 points4 points ago

Not only did you get the extra shipping cost paid for, but also got a cute story to tell your date!

Two favors, for the (non)price of one!

[–]KrunkSplein 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one who sees the blackberry mail server as "Serious Business"?

[–]chrysaora 2 points3 points ago

Amanda is the best!

[–]jooes 1 point2 points ago

I always feel so bad when that happens to me. Just last week, I bought a $1 piece of foam with free shipping, and it cost them like $3 to ship it to me. Oops...

Or Razer had a "free shipping weekend" once a few years ago, so I bought a mousepad for like $20, and it cost them like $30 to ship that to me. I'm pretty sure I'm the reason why every time they do free shipping promotions, there's now a $50 minimum...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Why would you pay $20 for a mouse pad?

Quack.

[–]jooes 3 points4 points ago

Because it's huge. It covers like half of my desk.

[–]MargotteL 7 points8 points ago

I don't get why people question your need for a mouse pad...

[–]Odusei 0 points1 point ago

Unless you're still using a trackball mouse, why the hell do you need a mouse pad at all?

[–]NewAgeNeoHipster 5 points6 points ago

Well my keyboard tray has a bunch of little holes in it. So my mouse wouldn't work as well without a pad.

[–]jooes 2 points3 points ago

So you don't fuck up the bottom of your mouse, and the top of your desk. Plus, your mouse glides a lot better on one anyway.

[–]Odusei 0 points1 point ago

I've been using a Logitech MX518 on a bland Ikea desk without a mouse pad for years now, and neither the desk nor the mouse look any worse for it.

[–]MinuteWalt 1 point2 points ago

When I was working IT, one of the unintentionally funniest things was asking for new/telling people to keep clean mouseballs.

Also, a sock full of mouseballs works just as well as a black-jack or a bag of pennies if you have to smack somebody to the ground, and is easier to wield than a pillow case filled with door knobs.

[–]TheCrimsonKing92 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever peeled the rubber off of one of those? I did once, on a whim. That's a solid metal ball in there!

[–]JeevesJaner 0 points1 point ago

That'sa good service!

[–]mikekearn 1 point2 points ago

My signed copy of the first SMBC book arrived something as a surprise, given that I ordered it in a strange haze achieved by staying up way too long on energy drinks and Cokes. When it showed up a week later, I had already forgotten I ordered it, and was confused as to why I recieved such a fantastic book. I had to check my bank account to realize that I had indeed ordered it myself, and that there were no comic fairies smiling down at me.

It's not really a great tale like the OP's to tell, but I can say with 100% confidence that the book rests comfortably on my shelf among my other assorted comic collections, including such greats as PBF, Penny Arcade, and even a few Gary Larson The Far Side anthologies.