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AMA Request: Woody Harrelson (self.circlejerk)

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[–]enaur 153 points154 points ago

O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air

[–]Mile_Marker 45 points46 points ago

best use of that picture ever

[–]DFGdanger 68 points69 points ago

best use of small black text ever

[–]russman2500 74 points75 points ago

you mean African American text.

[–]USMCsniper 24 points25 points ago

Best use of text in a supporting circlejerk thread

[–]pickengrin 13 points14 points ago

And black history month

[–]DFGdanger 14 points15 points ago

How do you know it's not African European? Or African Antarctican? Bloody Americans think they're the centre of the universe. Watch more Carl Sagan.

[–]Jr_VP_of_Bravery 19 points20 points ago

HELLO FRIEND, KARMA TRAIN EXPRESS HOP ABOARD AND SPRED THE WURD WITH ME

[–]KyoTe44 8 points9 points ago

Woo Wooo

[–]OatmealCreamPies 6 points7 points ago

IM AMERICAIN AND ITS NOT? -Carl Sagan

[–]ContraPositive 16 points17 points ago

No he didn't you racist! You sound like an ignorant, racist Nebraskan! You should be more accepting of others like white South Africans.

[–]Jr_VP_of_Bravery 18 points19 points ago

WHY DONT U EAT ALL THE SHIT AND DIE RACIST ASSFACE

[–]GiefDownvotesPlox 2 points3 points ago

racist? i'll show you racist

[–]artoonie 11 points12 points ago

You mean nigger text.

[–]bryce1234 8 points9 points ago

best use of large blue text * * ever**

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[–]lukeschett 9 points10 points ago

A Karma Train? Can I ride?

[–]baumkramer 48 points49 points ago

Cirlclejerk's got its groove back.

[–]davidhero 18 points19 points ago

I will agree with this post, to gain more karma

[–]wigglystyle 5 points6 points ago

I will now attach some stupid unfunny not relevant story about my stupid ex-wife to this comment so I can become "famous" and gain me so karma which I will later rub all over my little dick.

[–]Kesha_Paul 2 points3 points ago

CAME HERE TO SAY THIS.

[–]Boobies_Are_Awesome 67 points68 points ago

He already did one a few hours ago, moron.

WOOOOOSH!

[–]TheFluxCapacitor 29 points30 points ago

Woody Hitlerson. Am I right or am I right? Or am I right?

[–]SevrynHeads 20 points21 points ago

You're Rampart.

[–]spunkyweazle 12 points13 points ago

YOU'RE FUCKING BRAVE IS WHAT YOU ARE

[–]Colostomy 12 points13 points ago

HE'S PUTTING SO MUCH BRAVEY ON THOSE MASHED POTATOES.

[–]wigglystyle 5 points6 points ago

GET THE KARMA GRAVY!

[–]Colostomy 4 points5 points ago

GET THE KARMA GRAVY, AND PUT IT IN THE FUCKING KARMA GRAVY TRAIN. CHOO CHOO ASSHOLES!

[–]sakebomb69 31 points32 points ago

How does it feel to lose the respect of a community that combined, has gotten less ass than you?

[–]wigglystyle 4 points5 points ago

I HATED WOODY HARRELSON BEFORE ALL OF YOU!

[–]cccjfs 28 points29 points ago

Hi there Woody, big fan here, I LOVE the Toy Story franchise! Lemme ask you something, I'm a skater and I'm considering painting this ramp near my house. What can you tell us about ramp art?

[–]zihuatanejo 14 points15 points ago

My autistic girlfriend's brother who is dying of cancer needed to use the computer to watch Liam Niason movies but I punched him in the face and stole his computer just so I could log in and upvote this.

[–]TehSexualNinja 26 points27 points ago

I don't always do an ama on reddit But when I do, it's so very brave

[–]weflewplanes 27 points28 points ago

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST BEFORE?

[–]LPSGdotORG 27 points28 points ago

WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING?! IT'S BEEN OVER AN HOUR! TIME FOR A COLLECTIVE BITCHFIT! SCUMBAG WOODY!

[–]weflewplanes 8 points9 points ago

THAT SURE IS SPOOKY

[–]Lmen1990 24 points25 points ago

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

RAMPART

[–]knofle 21 points22 points ago

Rampart Rampart Rampart Rampart Rampart Rampart Rampart Rampart Rampart Rampart Rampart Nigger I'm not going to Watch that piece of shit.

[–]johnnypixel 20 points21 points ago

He has a new movie out! It's called Rampant! I can't wait! Exclamation point!

[–]wigglystyle 2 points3 points ago

!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!

[–]The_Mavis_Beacon 30 points31 points ago

WOODY HARRELSON, HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK HOLE?

ALSO, ARE YOU A WIZARD IN YOUR STUPID MOVIE?

Thank you.

[–]RetractedPenis 13 points14 points ago

woody the wizard

[–]Colostomy 2 points3 points ago

ORIENTATION, PLASTIC, COUCH, yeah.

[–]bardfaust 13 points14 points ago

i PROBABLY WOULDN'T READ IT

[–]TheWaywardBus 16 points17 points ago

I already reddit.

[–]DFGdanger 15 points16 points ago

upvotes for reddit. DAE go on reddit?

[–]wigglystyle 5 points6 points ago

OMG! YES, YES I DO! I OWE my life to reddit! I mean, where would I get that fresh OC to share on my facebook wall and prove that I am better, smarter, funnier than all of my 19 friends?

[–]Kesha_Paul 3 points4 points ago

OMG, CAME HERE TO REITERATE THIS!

[–]GiefDownvotesPlox 2 points3 points ago

REGRETTABLY, I HAVE BUT ONE UPVOTE TO GIVE

[–]Kesha_Paul 1 point2 points ago

DITTO!

[–]Justintime233 10 points11 points ago

I'm pretty sure his time is far too valuable for an AMA. Don't be silly.

[–]tppiel[S] 26 points27 points ago

BRAVERY CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS, SON

[–]GiefDownvotesPlox 1 point2 points ago

I CHUCKLED AT YOUR COMMENT AND FELT IT DESERVED SOME SORT OF REWARD FROM ME FOR BEING SO FUNNY. IF ONLY THIS WEBSITE HAD SOME WAY TO SHOW THAT I AGREED WITH YOUR COMMENT AND FOUND IT RELEVANT.

[–]PandaCar 10 points11 points ago

What was it like playing a lawyer in A Time To Kill?

[–]snakefart 12 points13 points ago

That was Mathew McConaughey

[–]PandaCar 16 points17 points ago

no further questions

[–]Colostomy 14 points15 points ago

AMA OVER.

[–]HereItDothGoeth 11 points12 points ago

I REALLY want to ask him if he smokes pot or not.

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[–]pinkspider 8 points9 points ago

you posted in the right place

[–]Rskk 6 points7 points ago

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[–]preselectlee 6 points7 points ago

Wouldnt that be cool...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Rampart

[–]ontherecord 1 point2 points ago

Oren

[–]gabritz 5 points6 points ago

FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY! I KNOW HE WILL ANSWER ALL OUR QUESTIONS. KFJBDNSKJFANJKN

[–]Rskk 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Mobiuz 1 point2 points ago

choo choo !!

[–]wigglystyle 1 point2 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

[–]Dyltreeno 5 points6 points ago

I read this thread thinking " What the fuck, has Reddit turned into a massive circlejerk now?" Checked subreddit heading..."Ohhhhhhhh"

[–]BlackbeltJones 1 point2 points ago

IAMA George Wendt. AMA pertaining to Woody Harrelson.

[–]Stiletto_ 1 point2 points ago

OMG so brave lolo see how impressively witty and sarcastic I am. Dont vote for ron paul he's gained popularity among the masses lololo i bash everything that's popular lolo so brave lololo

[–]Figgots 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Kevin_Barnes 0 points1 point ago

BRAVE

[–]stupiddumb 4 points5 points ago

Or am a womans natural habbitat" - Ron Paulman you fuck soap* So we put soap so confusedThen you a boner](//#advicedog)[*I

[–]darkshaddow42 7 points8 points ago

I am 12 and wh- Woody Harrelson raped m- my sister. AMA.

[–]DFGdanger 2 points3 points ago

RES tells me I have upvoted you over 45 times. Not sure how many of those were here in circlejerk, and how many were in magicTCG...

[–]darkshaddow42 2 points3 points ago

Probably magicTCG. I don't comment often here.

I guess you could say I... sunglasses lurk circlejerk.

[–]Troutz 5 points6 points ago

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[–]mcdef2 2 points3 points ago

Have you met my friend OREN?!!! He's great.

[–]lkasjdfkjansdfkansd 2 points3 points ago

Tell us about Rampart.

[–]vans1170 2 points3 points ago

WOODY HARRELSON IS THE BRAVEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I am Samuel L Jackson AMA (I'm not a douche like the guy from cheers)

[–]ELDERPE 1 point2 points ago

herp derp derp

[–]withoutcats 2 points3 points ago

herpies

[–]Geocat 1 point2 points ago

WOODY OMG I LOVED THAT GAME YOU STARRED IN, WHAT WAS IT CALLED AGAIN?

OH RIGHT,RAMPART! 10/10 BEST GAME EVER.

[–]eddiminn 1 point2 points ago

bnm,

[–]meh_reddit 1 point2 points ago

Y U TAKE VIRGINITY?

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