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I'm a white guy in my mid 30s who lives in the suburbs with my wife and kids. AMA! (self.circlejerk)

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What will you do when your kids find the photos you took of yourself stretching your rectum?

[–]Porknog 3 points4 points ago

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what are you talking about? they took the pictures!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How do you do it man?

[–]Porknog 1 point2 points ago

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One day at a time man, one day at a time. Also heavy drinking interspersed with meth binges.

[–]maximun_vader 1 point2 points ago

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since you are married, do you fap anyway?

[–]Porknog 1 point2 points ago

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I probably fap more now than I did when I was single.

[–]maximun_vader 1 point2 points ago

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why? I am asking you because I am thinking in getting married

[–]Porknog 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's faster and easier and doesn't require anyone to be in the mood but me. Thats not to say we don't have great sex too, but we take care of business ourselves if it's not convenient to do the whole shebang.

[–]maximun_vader 1 point2 points ago

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I hope you forgive me if I am going to far, but do you often fantasize with other women? does your wife know? how do you do it? how do you keep your children away in the act?

[–]willies_hat 0 points1 point ago

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Which lawn fertilizer do you prefer?

[–]Porknog 0 points1 point ago

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I just spray over the brown spots with fluorescent green road marking paint.

[–]iukkoth 0 points1 point ago

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tits or gtfo

[–]VimmyNothing 0 points1 point ago

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Do you have a dick?

[–]mattehrooflz 0 points1 point ago

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What do you tell your kids to tell their teachers when the teachers ask about those bruises?

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