I'll spare you the obvious...this is a long post...call me a liar if you'd like or believe what you will but so help me god, this happened.
I'll start off by saying that I'm not the most confident man by any stretch of the imagination and I'm not afraid to admit that...now that being said, I have dabbled in some "Professional" help when it comes to the sex department. So my story goes like this...
It's Tuesday night and I'm feeling a little frisky..I often just put my head down and power through this feeling by playing skyrim or the new SWTOR but I digress... I couldnt shake this feeling of being a little wound up so I visit the good 'ol black book of "naughty" number ive acquired over the years and call a number ive used several times before. The lady picks up on the other end in a soft sensual voice "Whats your flavor?" she asks I reply with "Tall and blonde" she gets all of my info and since I'm a returning customer she skips all of the introduction and rules. We hang up and I wait for my "friend" to call...
About 30 minutes later I get a call from a blocked number, I answer the call and I am greeted with a soft yet very shaky voice on the other end "Hello John" (Not my real name but whatever) "Hello, who am I speaking with" I say. "Whomever you'd like me to be" she replies in a even more shaky voice, we exchange pleasantries and I agree to meet her at a local motel that I've been to many times when using this service.
I show up to the motel and I get the room, I turn of all of the lights but the tv "This is a required rule for both parties in case of meeting in public outside of "business" so I can at least see where im walking and such. She finally knocks on the door and I answer. she is petite and wearing a thick winter coat and very high heels but I cant tell what color.. She comes in and she pushes me on the bed, asks where the money is and pulls down my pants and starts to play with my junk. After getting me ready she puts on the condom and we commence to fuckin every which way from Sunday.. I'm wound up and very nervous so I'm able to prolong the activities and perform like a stud....now here is where it goes south very very quick...
She turns over on her back and the dim light from the TV catches a sparkle of a piercing on her lip, which I don't mind, I think it looks kind of hot..I know a few people who have them, hell even my step sister has one,n o big deal right? I'm pretty close to finishing when her phone rings, she reaches to turn it off and apologizes, I offer "It's no problem but I have to say its kind of weird...My step sister has the very same ringtone" in between breaths...........
About that time it hits me and I ask very tentatively "Jamie???!" not her real name but stick with me... She answers with a surprising "HUH?!?" I pull out and haul ass to the bathroom light and I'll be damned if my step sister isnt standing there with her high heels on white thigh highs in all her glory. What the fuck do I do?? She scrambles to put on her clothes and I'm still in shock with my cock at full attention and just as surprised as I was, so I follow suit and get dressed. We both sit out front of the hotel room smoking a cig in total silence and like a boss I ask "Was I any good" In which she turned and laughed and almost cried at the same time. She had just started doing this about 4 days before I called in, She begged me not to tell our parents and I obliged. Plus how do you explain this one to your parents. I'll try to reply to as many people as I can but I really had to get this one off my chest.
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