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[–]Lookmanospaces 67 points68 points ago

I'm sorry to say, but I call shenanigans. No way pros walk into a dark room. Pros are very security conscious, and want to check for any possible threats before walking through the door, including checking the bathroom.

Also, unless she's been your step-sister for less than a month, there's no way you wouldn't recognize her voice, silhouette, et cetera.

Provide nude photos of step-sister, and I may retract my accusations.

[–]randyjohns 13 points14 points ago

Not to mention she doesn't know your phone number!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Well, on that account: I don't know my real sister's cell phone number. I use speed-dial too frequently. And, since it was from a blocked number, we can easily surmise that it was from a "work" phone. So, the phone number thing doesn't matter.

[–]The601 2 points3 points ago

Indeed. And pros rarely, if ever, do outcalls to hotels. It's a huge security risk.

[–]xMalnutrition 1 point2 points ago

"She had just started doing this about 4 days before I called in"
She's not experienced.

[–]SenorMcBean 28 points29 points ago

Biologically, I see no problem with this.

Sociologically, wtf.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yes, the study of social interactions presents many troubling aspects and issues.

[–]pibroch 37 points38 points ago

Tl;dr - wincest!

[–]norwegian_squirrel 14 points15 points ago

a sustainable family economy

[–]Glayve 13 points14 points ago

Not incest, they aren't blood related.

[–]pibroch 3 points4 points ago

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I know that.

[–]Glayve 4 points5 points ago

Aww, did I just ruin your fap-fantasy?

[–]ac3b 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, i was in mid-fap alrwady!

[–]ac3b 0 points1 point ago

Already* (cant edit from ipod)

[–]pibroch 1 point2 points ago

In all seriousness... If this isn't copypasta, I'm not sure what I'd do.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

Was SHE any good?

[–]TheNativeRaver 22 points23 points ago

Dexter!?

[–]doubleplusepic 1 point2 points ago

I knew there was a reason I tagged you!

[–]djamzdaddy 15 points16 points ago

Is she good looking? Is she dtf again?

[–]right_is_wrong 5 points6 points ago

I would also like to know this.

[–]Living2die 10 points11 points ago

So you asked for tall and blonde and got a petite woman, way to treat a frequent costumer :p

[–]minime9990 3 points4 points ago

dude, coulda been worse, coulda been your grandma.

[–]b-political 3 points4 points ago

Nah she was busy with his dad.

[–]fizzygalacticus -1 points0 points ago

[–]Fenix_VI 1 point2 points ago

I was just on that!

Reddit, come for the cats... stay for the incest.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

You're not blood-related....you're comfortable with fucking prostitutes....she's comfortable with being a prostitute....I don't see a problem here....

[–]Sigma34561 6 points7 points ago

So, was this a freebie or were you a good big brother and paid her for her time anyway?

[–]Lookmanospaces 1 point2 points ago

A true brother and gentleman would pay.

[–]Ryanisreallame 4 points5 points ago

A true ho would finish the job.

[–]girlscantfight 6 points7 points ago

this is bullshit.. okay.. this is the SECOND time i've seen someone say "I was nervous so I was able to just forget about it and act like a stud" ... that doesn't make sense...

[–]lowbread 4 points5 points ago

my first time was to this day the longest I've ever lasted. for some people nerves make it hard to cum.

[–]girlscantfight 1 point2 points ago

my second time was that way only because I was so drunk I couldn't even tell if I was hard or not! ha..

[–]nomatu18935 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand that...for me it's the polar opposite

[–]rich021188 3 points4 points ago

Doesnt matter had sex

[–]kyrpa 4 points5 points ago

Bravo 9/10 would read again.

[–]Msbossyboots 2 points3 points ago

This is really sad actually. Have you been step-siblings your whole life? Or just as adults?

[–]Kindofshy[S] 0 points1 point ago

I apologize for the long delay, I travel in long periods and have no time to get on the internet. Shes been in my life one way or another for 15+ years so basically most of our life. We still talk every day and its actually not as hard to not talk about it as i thought it may be.

[–]gypsystomper 2 points3 points ago

did you have to pay her??

[–]cacahootie 2 points3 points ago

WHERE ARE THE RESPONSES! I MUST KNOW!

[–]emptyopen 0 points1 point ago

i think you can accurately assess how legitimate a post is by the amount of feedback OP gives. in this case, 0% legitimacy. call it the emptyopen theory

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I know of a guy on the internet who has his step-sister as a fuck buddy. It's biologically fine though, nothing really to worry about I'm pretty sure.

[–]laxianbuddy 1 point2 points ago

haha similar thing happened to this guy cept with his daughter

http://www.inquisitr.com/25563/man-calls-a-prostitute-his-own-daughter-shows-up-dbp/

[–]HotSoup_77 0 points1 point ago

I really don't see the problem. No one was harmed. Sounds like you are acting how your expected to act...

[–]darkpaladin 2 points3 points ago

Checked posting history just to slightly investigate potential of trolling. Found this I'm not sure why but after seeing that comment and what the post was about I can't stop laughing.

[–]Jam_with_me 2 points3 points ago

kid who fucked his mom and liked it still wins.

[–]Deadpotato 0 points1 point ago

Nice comment, I must say

[–]ExFiler 0 points1 point ago

No pun intended...but off your chest???

[–]jweidman 0 points1 point ago

i would have asked if i could finish and got it free for life :)

[–]Benthedude 0 points1 point ago

How long ago did your respective parents marry?

[–]suez00 1 point2 points ago

lol

[–]Tartaruga_Genial 0 points1 point ago

I think she started doing that "job" for more than 4 days.

[–]Li5a 1 point2 points ago

Ever see the movie Minni's First Time? Taaadaaa you're living it...almost.

[–]Flat_corp 0 points1 point ago

Meh whatever. Shit happens move on. She isn't biologically related so I mean realistically shit like that happens all the time. I mean non-biological people gettin it on, not you finding out shes a hooker, and her finding out you order hookers occasionally, that part is a bit awkward.

[–]bunq 0 points1 point ago

what is this i don't even

[–]lindzasaurusrex 1 point2 points ago

Step sibs are totally legit. No blood = no problem. :3

Not to discriminate against interfamilial relationships. _^

[–]Giant_Ian 1 point2 points ago

Why boner?

[–]pikachu_did_it -1 points0 points ago

Sounds like something straight out of a Japanese cartoon.

[–]BroXplode 1 point2 points ago

I have the BEST boner right now.

[–]CharlieTango 1 point2 points ago

Who cares... Your not blood related. I would have looked her in the eyes and dinished.

[–]elusivemeh 0 points1 point ago

paddy?

[–]ChemicallyCastrated 0 points1 point ago

First, this isn't real.

Second, even if it were real, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE!?

[–]toygunz 1 point2 points ago

so someone has probably already asked this, but i feel i need to. if she's your step sister...why didn't you finish before asking?

[–]Jerbeare 1 point2 points ago

After the "I've had sex with my mom" and "I've had sex with my sister" guys came on here and did their thing, I am honestly not phased by this in any way. Which makes me feel weird about myself.

[–]m1nd64m3 1 point2 points ago

So how come she didn't recognize your number? I mean she called you, from her cell phone...this is totally fake

Pics or it didn't happen!