If you were turned into the opposite sex for a day, what would you do first?

arcamanel · 1 year

I think everyone is in agreement we would spend half the day playing with ourselves

psychminor01 · 1 year

I'd probably spend a lot of time looking at myself in the mirror. Then I'd arrange a female friend to have sex with me for science, then I'd pester my boyfriend to have homosex with me. Then I'd spend the rest of the evening getting drunk, I'd probably want to do some comparison substance abuse, just to see if my tolerances had changed, and trying to pick up chicks.

And then I think after that no one would want to be friends with me anymore because that is just a terrible list of activities.

eoz · 1 year

Ha, this is less hypothetical for me than it is for the rest of you, albeit more permanent and it takes forever. So, I have:

Played with my boobs, lots. Oh god, the nipples!
Eaten a fuckton of chocoolate (it's way better on estrogen)
Filled my wardrobe with cute blouses and dresses
Cried at chick flicks

It's so much better being a girl :)

torilikefood · 1 year

-Pee outside & write my name on a wall

-learn how to swoosh my penis in a circle, and do that while saying "swoosh, swooosh"

-Masturbate

-Pee in a urinal

-Go to a bar and hit on women, see how hard it actually is

-If I succeed at that, have sex with said woman

-Play with my balls, swing them back and forth between my legs

-Get a blow job

vault101 · 1 year

Put my dick in noodles. It would feel so neat and weird.

bas_bleu · 1 year

Okay, I'll confess. I would stick my penis in as many beautiful people as possible.

DarkColdFusion · 1 year

First thing I would do is freak out.

Saydrah · 1 year

Pee. On. Everything.

broomsleigh · 1 year

If I were a boy, even just for a day, I'd roll out of bed in the morning and throw on what I wanted and go drink beer with the guys.

bpm2000 · 1 year

pee everywhere, fuck everything, pick a fight with everyone.

big80smullet · 1 year

Look at pictures of cats and try and see what the big deal is

drawnresponse · 1 year

First? I'd probably play with my boobies.

I don't think it's that strange that the first thing people think of is sexual I mean the major obvious difference between the genders is how they experience sex.

TL;DR I think doodling gives me a major first comment disadvantage

[deleted] · 1 year

Masturbate furiously (obviously).

Then I'd go out and pick a fight, think about hard moral problems, and try to do something emotionally traumatic to see how the new brain handles.

ashleyraptor · 1 year

I'd have to name myself. I think I'd be a James. Jamesasaurus?
Write my new name in the snow (or at least pee standing up)
I'd sit, walk, run, jump, etc. I've thought before about the logistics of these seemingly simple tasks. Where does the junk go when you sit down? Do guys ever sit on their own balls?
Go to a place I normally go to and go in the men's bathroom (I always wonder if they look different).
Get a BJ
Have sex
Eat a girl out (see what it's like from the other end)

capoteismygod · 1 year

I'd eat breakfast. Then marvel at my chest hair.

lifeonholidae · 1 year

Wiggle it! I always wondered why men DON'T spend their naked time wiggling their penises. That shit would make me laugh all day everyday.

elustran · 1 year

Check reddit.

Why isn't this already here?

Shaper_pmp · 1 year

XY: I would stand in front of the mirror and play with my boobs.

Then I would have as much lesbian sex as possible until midnight rolls around (no refractory period!).

I-330 · 1 year

I would hope that my husband also turned into a woman. Blowjobs and figuring out what it is about the sitting on face cunnilingus position that makes my husband such a fan of it.

I'd play a game online and talk over vent without the annoying possibility of someone asking for pictures.

I'd go use a urinal.

See how much more alcohol it takes to get drunk.

[deleted] · 1 year

I'd probably start the day out right and teabag my boyfriend while he's still comatose from sleep.

JeanHarlow · 1 year

If I got to be a guy for a day, I would totally become a drag queen. I would go perform at the gay bar's amateur night. It looks so fun, but as a girl, I have no forum in which I can dress in sequins and lip synch to Janet Jackson on stage. And also, I just like makeup way too much to go without.

Fractella · 1 year

I would honestly just enjoy exploring what it's like to have a penis. Peeing with one, experiencing a boner, masturbation, blow jobs, sex, and orgasm. And then I'd go off to ponder things and see if I look at the world around me differently before I feel the urge to play with my penis again.

sega01 · 1 year

First thing? I'd freak out and scream.

[deleted] · 1 year

I would lift some really heavy stuff.

rampantdissonance · 1 year

Oh man, the list is endless.

First, I would go for a run. I've always wondered what it's like to run without my equipment getting in the way.

Second, I would play with my clitoris. The clitoris is unique in that it is the only organ in the body that has no function other than sexual pleasure.

Third, I would go to any bar and not need to pay for any of my drinks (well, I suppose I could go to a gay bar for the same effect, but there aren't any near where I am). I've also always wondered what vaginal sex feels like. I'd probably do that next.

reeksofhavoc · 1 year

I would call up any ex girlfriends that I couldn't stop thinking about.
Apply as a CEO at a reckless company for a ridiculous salary.

Dr_Dokdir · 1 year

Seek a 23.5% raise.

DenMother · 1 year

I would hope it's winter, and then write my name in the snow with pee.

WednesdayLaw · 1 year

I guess I'm the only one who'd do what I just normally do everyday.

teiluj · 1 year

jump up and down

pintoftomatoes · 1 year

I'd orgasm like a man.

mitchbones · 1 year

See what was so fucking special about chocolate. Before the day was done I would want to have a period just to see if girls are exaggerating or not.

miah_ · 1 year

I think this is a fun topic. But reality is hardly as fun.

You'd wake up and lots of people would think you're a freak when you go around telling them "I'm really <birth name>".

You'd probably have nothing short of a mental breakdown as your whole world has just went bonkers.

People would certainly treat you differently depending on if you are boy or girl.

I'm not even going to get into the fact that girls and boys come in different shapes and sizes. The boy or girl you turn into may not be your ideal representation of that sex.

Us transgendered people would be doing the happy dance and hoping it stays that way. OMG NO MORE Y CHROMOSOME!!!!!!!

harmonyharmony · 1 year

Why stop at just a day? I've been living as the opposite sex for 8 months. Being a lady is awesome.

Edit: Woops, over-estimated how long I've been in transition. Fixed.

[deleted] · 1 year

I would go running without a shirt on.

kittenmittons · 1 year

wear the green swimsuit that Borat wore

psychminor01 · 1 year

If I were a woman for a day, I would go dressed nicely (skirt or dress) and see how annoying it is to get hit on.

*Edited for clarity.

[deleted] · 1 year

Naturally, I would explore the penis first. Then I would get dressed and go hang out with the guys and watch their reactions towards me. This would probly happen in a sports bar, or some other manly type setting. Just want to see what sort of shit they have to do or put up with...

rincebrain · 1 year

I believe that I would likely spend some time doing various ordinary activities, after arranging a sexual liaison for later in the day with a trusted cohort, lest I let a unique opportunity go to waste.

[deleted] · 1 year

I'd make it permanent.

CoffeeSwirl · 1 year

I would eat whatever I wanted all day
I'd hit on girls
Play video games all day with the guys

fjaradvax · 1 year

What I would like to do:

1) Miniskirt

2) Ferrari dealership (additional mortgages if necessary)

3) Motorway/freeway/equivalent fast road.

What I would actually do:

Sit in the corner fuming silently to myself because I had this one opportunity to do all the above, but taking it would automatically disqualify me from the moral high ground in arguments concerning gender-political double standards.

agaley · 1 year

Buy a wicked hot suit!

The rest would obviously follow (i.e. hot chicks, peeing standing at a urinal as bars surely have them, sex, bj, marveling at my beauty and wicked hot suit)

Edit: I should have submitted that under "BarneyStinson" :) sorry for the horrible joke, but man I just cracked myself up! Hahahaha

justAnotherGhost · 1 year

Things that have not been said yet:

+Walk through a fabric store.

+Eat chocolat, icecream, and cheesecake.

+Watch a romantic comedy.

+Ride a bike (different center of gravity experiment), go to the gym.

seancurry1 · 1 year

Boobs. Heh heh heh. More boobs.

puffypants123 · 1 year

Acquire snow. Write name.

[deleted] · 1 year

I'd go camping and have no problem peeing in the woods. No more accidentally splashing my shoes or my pants legs :P

I_divided_by_0- · 1 year

You people have given me ideas to fill my day today.

Skurvy2k · 1 year

do i have my male psychology in female form? if so then yes I would begin putting things into my self and having strangers do the same.

If i had the psychology of a female and were a female then I really cant begin to answer this question.

Also, do i remember after the experiment was over because if I don't the experiment lacks any meaning.

megjanelle · 1 year

Go camping and PEE STANDING UP! This would make camping enjoyable instead of awkward.

turkproof · 1 year

Nail my husband.

metajellyfish · 1 year

If I suddenly turned into a man and suddenly my brain had undergone normal male brain development... I would spend all day long doing math and programming. Not that exciting I know, but I'd want to see if I had a different prespective/approach than normal, and then I would publish the results. FOR SCIENCE.

[deleted] · 1 year

I'd wonder if I had run over a pair of snakes mating in the road. Then I'd see if I could get my wife to give tribadism a try.

zynthalay · 1 year

Beg whatever force had done it not to change me back >.o

RosieLalala · 1 year

Likely freak out, actually.

4. Go to a place I normally go to and go in the men's bathroom (I always wonder if they look different).

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