Sad day in the world of self stimulation.

Eastern_Glow · 1 year

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foonly · 1 year

With the loss of a loved one, it is common to feel a sense of emptiness, almost as though their passing left a hole inside you that nothing can fill.

Some emotions you may feel include:

Loneliness
Yearning
Horniness
Oral fixation
Desire to copulate with dashing and handsome redditors whose high comment karma indicates extreme reproductive fitness

It is very important to allow yourself to express these feelings. Physically. As soon as possible.

allenizabeth · 1 year

Hitachi

Magic

Wand

Byeuji · 1 year

I'm interested by the fact you consider your vibrator to be a she.

Also, I join you in mourning of our favored stimulators. My revered 8 year old dildo recently joined the ranks of the deceased, as it had become too dried out and discolored to remain un-distracting enough to enjoy.

nerdress · 1 year

Viking funeral!

EDIT: I totally thought that you were asking how you should give it a proper burial...my advice (for both that and picking out a new one) is to ask 2Xer lalinoir. That woman is full of awesome knowledge about such products!

petitemachin · 1 year

I am kind of a purist - I just use my fingers. Is that weird?

Glameow · 1 year

Check out Lelo.

whatalaymedown · 1 year

Might I suggest the magic bullet? It's pretty small but powerful. Don't know what your preference is.

merdiff · 1 year

My condolances.

iron_vagina · 1 year

Pocket rockets are cheap and alright. The magic bullet is also cheap and alright. With both you will go through AA batteries.

The Trojan Vibrating Touch has button batteries (expensive to replace) and the reviews I looked at on amazon leaned towards low quality....I just don't buy button battery vibrators.

The eroscillator is the best sex toy for me, I ever bought. It lasted several years and was worth the $130. The Wahl Heat Therapy Massage ($25) is good, quiet, and corded (no batteries).

LincolnHat · 1 year

This thread may be of interest to you.

kimberst · 1 year

I am sorry for your loss :(

exjentric · 1 year

I have this

It's pretty great. Small, with 8 great settings (so you don't have to get bored of just "hummmmmmmmmmmm"). Best part: you put the lube inside it, and the lube rolls on like lip gloss. Seriously. Amazing.

antim0ny · 1 year

All I can say is don't buy a "Womalia" from emotional bliss. I have one and never use it - the motor is too far away from the end of it so it's weak. $40 or something down the drain. It came in packaging though. :P

theimben · 1 year

I hate that it's fine for a woman to have a vibrator but if a man has one of those fleshlights he's a lonely sad old man.

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