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[–]fernguts 31 points32 points ago

If it is 100% cotton, it definitely can be stretched. Do it when it is wet and warm, and do it very gently. The gentle part is important, as you don't want to tear the seams. If it is length you're after, I find it easiest to do it with the shirt on me. Then let it air dry.

[–]eastyy[S] 7 points8 points ago

I will most definitely try this because my shirt is 100% cotton.

[–]fernguts 9 points10 points ago

I forgot to add, that it works best if you do it multiple times (stretch it, let it dry, wet it and stretch it again).

[–]FunExplosions 2 points3 points ago

But how exactly do you stretch it? Yank on it for two hours? Surely by doing it by hand and sight alone you're bound to end up with an uneven shirt, right? Or just... wear it? What I'm trying to say is I'm confused.

[–]fernguts 8 points9 points ago*

Grab the shirt at its very bottom, and with your other hand on the opposite side (i.e. if one hand is pulling down above your crotch, the other hand should be pulling down above your bum), and work your way around the shirt. I pull on each section for 15 seconds or so, before moving on to the next section. Again, the key is for the shirt to be wet and warm.

I've permanently added multiple inches to quite a few shirts using this method (I'm tall so I need lots of length). It takes patience, but it does work.

[–]Nexxxeh 1 point2 points ago

I'm tall so I need lots of length

That's what she said!

[–]hunteredj 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, rethink comment

[–]Nexxxeh 0 points1 point ago

huh? 0_o :S

[–]Eist 1 point2 points ago

Your shirt will never be the same, though, as it will be near impossible to stretch it to the same proportions. No harm in trying, though, I guess. Good luck!

[–]sputty 11 points12 points ago

I bought a sweater and accidentally threw it in the dryer after washing, it shrunk like crazy. Then I tried this method and it worked:

Put your shirt into a warm (not hot) bucket of water with some soap or conditioner. Soak for 10 minutes. Remove and put on towel on flat surface. Stretch shirt to normal lengths. Let dry while patting shirt dry with other towel. (don't wring it however!!)

[–]eastyy[S] 0 points1 point ago

I've been seeing this suggestion a lot. I'll try this one out!

[–]darkesnow 0 points1 point ago

I always block sweaters and dry them on a towel on the bed under the ceiling fan to prevent this.

[–]Zekohl 46 points47 points ago

No no, you got it wrong, you spent 30$ on education. Next time you will read the label and wash the shirt accordingly ;)

Depending on the fabric used, there is a small chance to stretch the material, but unshrinking usually isn't possible.

[–]eastyy[S] 3 points4 points ago

How does one stretch it?!

[–]RuiningItForEveryone 45 points46 points ago

[–]Zekohl 16 points17 points ago

By pulling at the opposing edges and corners and trying to extend the fabric, i guess. I thought stretching a shirt would be self explanatory.

[–]The_Norwegian 4 points5 points ago

And I think the $30 would be well-spent on the education you proposed..

[–]casualmeat -2 points-1 points ago

[–]kayzingzingy 5 points6 points ago

Ha! You're in luck! I was just thinking the other day of posting this to lpt. One of my favorite shirts shrunk a while ago and I got the idea to hang it up tie the bottom of it and then put two cans of beans (unopened) in the shirt. After about 24 hours the shirt was at least 3in longer.

[–]Leakybubble 6 points7 points ago

I like that you specified unopened cans of beans... that would be pretty hilarious.

[–]wuzizname 14 points15 points ago

Give the shirt to one of your fat friends, ask him to wear it while soaking in a hot bath. Works every time.

[–]Occams_Beard_Trimmer 11 points12 points ago

That reminds me, we need to start an /r/ShittyLifeProTips.

Edit: Haha apparently it already exists, but there's nothing posted.

[–]KevinIsPwn 6 points7 points ago

[–]calis 6 points7 points ago

I am a fat guy. For the right incentive, I am available to squeeze into it and lay in the tub.

[–]wuzizname 0 points1 point ago

We'll put some nice body milk in that tub, make you nice and supple.

[–]comprehension 2 points3 points ago

60% of the time it works every time.

FTFY

Oh, but where do we find fat people in america?

[–]wuzizname 0 points1 point ago

Easy, WalMart.

Or... Michigan.

[–]pebbo 2 points3 points ago

Why don't you try calling this gentleman?

He can possibly help you out!?

[–]Secret_Agent_Dodgson 0 points1 point ago

could try this. Unshrinking Clothes with Julia Probably NSFW

[–]ConformOrElse 0 points1 point ago

Put it in the refrigerator for 3 days. You won't see much progress the first day and a half, but after that, it will be popping back into it's original shape/length pretty quickly.

The heat shrinks cotton, but the cold (over a period of a few days) expands the cotton.

[–]colbyok 1 point2 points ago

I let my clothes dry over rope hung up in my laundry room. they dry in 24 hrs at room temp and they wont stretch. Saves energy too.

[–]AutoBach 1 point2 points ago

Soak in a solution of hair conditioner and water for 10-15 minutes then rinse. The shirt should easily return to nearly the same size as before with light stretching and will stay that way unless/until you wash it improperly again.

[–]jjswee 0 points1 point ago

Wondering the opposite. Is there a way to selectively shrink a shirt? Say you want to keep the sleeves and shoulders the same size, but make the waist skinny?

[–]theinfamousj 1 point2 points ago

Get it altered at a tailor's.

[–]jjswee 0 points1 point ago

I am talking about for my cheap everyday clothes. It would just be nice if they fit a little better. Some day I'll have enough money to tailor everything I own, but not today.

[–]Syric 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you could DIY? Here's a random Youtube video; there might be better ones but that's the first I find.

The process is called "darting" and the seams are called "darts".

Doesn't look too hard.

[–]jjswee 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the link. I've always been curious about trying it myself. I have a lot of shirts that don't fit right (almost all of them).

[–]gowidaflo 0 points1 point ago

Soak it in vinegar for 30 minutes. Wash it in cold water and fabric softener. Hang to dry. Works wonders! Goodluck! :)

[–]Spaghettihouse 0 points1 point ago

Cotton will always shrink. The problem is that some weaves and cotton yarns are more likely to shrink than others - these are often also the cheapest ones. Often they will shrink in length and become wider, this is a result of how the clothes are woven.

Basically, there isn't any way to safeguard against shrinkage, most clothes will shrink, the question is just how much - and you can safeguard yourself against that by:

  1. Checking the care label. Does it state the the clothes will shrink? How many per cent?
  2. Buying quality. It can take some training to recognize quality and craftsmanship, and while you may not become an expert, you will learn to recognize the shit that will shrink.

If it shrinks a lot, and the care label did not clearly state so, you can return it.

[–]Dareiask 0 points1 point ago

If you have a steamer, steaming it works too

[–]Cubedesigner2 1 point2 points ago

[–]tonypepperoni -3 points-2 points ago

I've heard you can use a sponge to dab on a diluted mixture of vinegar and water and then wash it afterwards. Also never dry it completely. I've never tried this however so if anyone has and it works, please verify.

[–]MikeGayner 18 points19 points ago

Why do people have this strange idea that vinegar is some sort of magic chemical that can fix any problem?

[–]deafcon 9 points10 points ago

Put some tussin on it.

[–]tonypepperoni 1 point2 points ago

The justification I heard was that it helps loosen the fibers. Like I said though I have never tried it so I can't verify it works.

[–]Synth3t1c -1 points0 points ago

I heard 20% vinegar and 80% water would do the trick. No idea, though.

[–]Alexanderh86 -2 points-1 points ago

Time machine?

[–]tubbynerd -4 points-3 points ago

I get the impression that $30 to spend on a shirt is a lot for you.

[–]eastyy[S] 4 points5 points ago

As a college student, yes.

[–]FunExplosions 0 points1 point ago

We don't all buy from Big & Tall, tubbynerd.