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[–]eaerp 59 points60 points ago

How far have you traveled train-hopping?

[–]Ramblien 119 points120 points ago

In total? Thousands upon thousands of miles. Probably enough to go from California to Maine a couple dozen times over.

[–]zepp3lin 45 points46 points ago

Have you ever been caught? What happens then?

[–]railroad-redditor 93 points94 points ago

Depends on who catches you.

If police catch you, you might get kicked off, maybe arrested.

If railroad police catch you, you'll probably get arrested.

If railroad bulls catch you, you'll get beat up.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

This is that day. The day you've been waiting for. Your vast knowledge will be of great use. You are...so brave...

[–]thefifthwit 6 points7 points ago

Do 'railroad bulls' still exist in the States? And if so, what would their actual job title be?

[–]Ramblien 74 points75 points ago

Slap on the wrist or short stint in jail (commonwealths are stricter when it comes to these types of charges, it seems)

[–]eaerp 19 points20 points ago

Wow.

[–]fedhead11 105 points106 points ago

What was your worst day/night of being a hobo like, and how long do you plan on doing this?

[–]Ramblien 411 points412 points ago

Ah, it was in New York City. It was within my first year of hobodom. Basically, my girlfriend (a fellow hobo) at the time revealed to me that she loved heroin more than me. Turned out she had been doing that shit for months, and I had no clue. She then burnt my sleeping bag to a crisp when I went to the bathroom, pulled a knife out on me and threatened to cut off my dick when I slept, and finally kicked me out of our "sleep-spot" for the night. With no sleeping bag. In New York.

She didn't remember anything the next day. I left her, and haven't talked to her since.

On the road and off, man... Bitches be crazy.

[–]p1st0n 59 points60 points ago

Second try: How fulfilling would you say your life is? Do you ever have regrets you didn't settle down?

[–]Ramblien 194 points195 points ago

Extremely.

Sometimes. It's hard not to feel some kind of regret when you're being rained on at 3 o clock in the morning. I always chuckle at those moments later on, though.

[–]Anomonis 52 points53 points ago

Hahhaa, great answer. It is so important to not take yourself too seriously all the time. I admire your freedom, great AMA.

[–]aceoftrachs 188 points189 points ago

What do you keep in that red bandana tied to a stick, and why the clown makeup?

[–]Ramblien 981 points982 points ago

A dildo and baconlube. Cuz I'm a juggalo fo' lyfe, son. woop woop.

[–]aceoftrachs 67 points68 points ago

This is the ONLY answer to that question.

[–]primeight 193 points194 points ago

Here! Upvotes! Take em! I would just waste em on stupid shit anyway.

[–]huitlacoche 67 points68 points ago

FYI, called a bindle

[–]LetsTalkTannins 32 points33 points ago

TIL: Bindle!

[–]wadely 47 points48 points ago

What technology do you have? Do you carry a laptop or use internet cafes etc.?

[–]Ramblien 118 points119 points ago

I used to just use cheapo pre-paid phones (trac-fones and the like), but now I have an iphone, and it's pretty fucking nifty. GPS is nice, and there's even a scanner app so you can listen to radio chatter in the train yards.

I also use computers at libraries when I feel like the "pinch-zooming" has worn out its welcome.

[–]NarancsSarga 73 points74 points ago

How'd you afford an iPhone? Not being sarcastic or anything. Just, if you can afford an iPhone on a hobo salary I need to know your secrets and I don't mean the unwritten rule of the road type shit :P or railing people or getting railed.....

[–]Ramblien 114 points115 points ago

I rail people on the rails while I'm railing pills off the rails.

The iphone itself is from a sibling who no longer wanted it, and I pay for the plan by busking (playing music on the sidewalk with my case open, hoping that people will drop their leftover singles into it).

[–]NarancsSarga 37 points38 points ago

Well there goes my plan :(. A friend of mine used to go bucking around the pubs where we lived, dangerous at times but coming away with close to 200eur ain't half bad. The guy used to pay the rent and food almost soley on this. Also, what were your favourite songs to play?

[–]Ramblien 125 points126 points ago

I play some of my own stuff, but when it comes to covers? Beirut, Eddie Vedder, Folk punk, celtic folk, and some Beatles thrown in (people love hearing the beatles being played on a uke).

[–]noflag 136 points137 points ago

crtl-f "folk punk"... yep, it's here.

[–]Ramblien 42 points43 points ago

haha

[–]ParadroidX 66 points67 points ago

Upvote for Beirut. I can't imagine anything more fitting for a hobo-lifestyle.

[–]Ramblien 56 points57 points ago

They're the band of my dreams.

[–]Gondorff777 16 points17 points ago

What Beatles songs?

[–]Ramblien 43 points44 points ago

Fan-favorites. I've Just Seen a Face, especially.

[–]jackoutsidethebox 18 points19 points ago

upvote for hobo salary, made me chuckle.

[–]wadely 36 points37 points ago

How/how often do you charge it?

[–]Ramblien 68 points69 points ago

Way too fucking often.

[–]wadely 138 points139 points ago

Ha. "IAmA Hobo, a man who travels the world for free via freight and hitch-hiking...looking for a fucking charging socket for my iPhone"

[–]Ramblien 84 points85 points ago

Fucking exactly. What's up with the goddamn battery on these things anyway?

[–]TehNoff 69 points70 points ago

Solar phone charger. Look it up, thank me later.

[–]backtoaster 30 points31 points ago

Way too slow. There are hand-cranked USB chargers that are much better.

[–]TertiaryPumpkin 48 points49 points ago

Dude, it's a tiny computer that lives in your pocket. I never understand why people get surprised that their tiny tiny computers have to be charged after loading HD movies and games and email and Reddit and scanner apps. Jesus.

[–]Ramblien 25 points26 points ago

Even if it's on just for receiving texts it seems to die rather quickly.

[–]HexR_6 11 points12 points ago

are you turning off other antennas while it is in that state? most notably the GPS, which can use a hell of a lot of power?

[–]ltrozanovette 12 points13 points ago

Here's a link for an iPhone charger you can make using 2 Double As. You can also make a solar powered one. Both of these links advertise kits to build them, but I assume someone with more technical knowledge than myself could make them without the kit.

[–]thatonekoreanguy 3 points4 points ago

I've been searching for a scanner app unsuccessfully.. can you tell me the name of yours?

[–]fermatafantastique 25 points26 points ago

5-0 Radio is a good one for police scanners. Tons of them from all over the world. I listened to it non-stop while occupying wall st.

[–]Leggeaux 178 points179 points ago

I instantly clicked on this ama. I've always wanted to hop a train even if for only a relatively short distance, but would love to really travel and see the country.

Where's your unexpectedly most favorite place you've visited? And, any tips for newbies/ first timers? Oh, and how do you feel about first timer-thrill seekers compared to encounters with other rail vets?

Thanks in advance, I'm jealous.

[–]Ramblien 277 points278 points ago

Either Cheyenne, Wyoming or Macon, Georgia. I've heard nothing but "boring" about them both, but ended up having a great time in both places. Some friends and I actually got paid to herd goats for 2 weeks in Cheyenne. The lady also housed us up in a trailer next to the goats. It was a blast, definitely.

Tips for newbies, huh? Well, I have a lot. But I'll stick to some of the most important.

  1. Do research. Find a rail atlas, find out some stuff about the nearby Railroad companies/yards, watch the trains for a few days. Understand the nuances behind the movements of trains. Safety first and all that jazz.

  2. It's not all fun and games. It's romantic, yes, but it's harsh. It's physically draining, all the time. I like to think that instead of paying rent, you're paying your dues to the elements instead. No landlords, just cold and rainy nights.

  3. Don't let the bottle consume you. It's easy to become disillusioned from too much boozin'.

[–]amurrikan 121 points122 points ago

As someone that works for a Class I RR and who sees reports of people losing life and limb somewhere on the rails on a weekly, if not daily basis... please stress how damn dangerous train-hopping is.

I've seen reports of kids losing arms misjudging their hops. Hell, people jogging on tracks get hit when they are listening to their ipods. Trains do not stop quickly, and all the engineer can do is throw the brake, hold the horn, and hope they get out of the way.

[–]Ramblien 118 points119 points ago

Being on the tracks is not the same as getting on a completely still train in a yard. But yes, don't hop on the fly, unless you're willing to risk life and/or limb.

[–]katmaidog 43 points44 points ago

I rode freights in the 70's and again in 1980 (Union Pacific, Vegas to Salt Lake, UP Salt Lake to North Platte NE, Rock Island, OK City to Amarillo, Western Pacific up and down the State of CA and UP from Roseville CA to Hastings NE), and I only once ever made the mistake of hopping a moving freight.

I didn't get hurt, but I wound up going 120 miles the wrong way before i could get back off.

[–]Nokel 39 points40 points ago

Who the hell jogs on train tracks?

[–]UnreachablePaul 183 points184 points ago

Track joggers

[–]Anti-antimatter 30 points31 points ago

Bear Grylls

[–]coniferoushow 59 points60 points ago

Joggers aren't safe anywhere

               Plane kills iPod jogger on beach

http://media.smh.com.au/plane-kills-ipod-jogger-on-beach-1231427.html

[–]Poobar 39 points40 points ago

People going for a Darwin Award?

[–]agrosa 197 points198 points ago

I think that #3 is just good life advice.

[–]Ramblien 188 points189 points ago

Yeah, but it's especially relevant to the train culture. Booze is a huge part of hobo lore.

[–]cypher5001 179 points180 points ago

hobo lore

Tell us more.

[–]el_diablo5711 65 points66 points ago

that rhymes

[–]CaidenTheGreat 173 points174 points ago

How I love the Hobo Life, stabbin people with my Hobo knife

[–]i_am_mango 35 points36 points ago

Living free, living large. I'm the only one in charge.

[–]freelanceryork 21 points22 points ago

Work all day to hop on a train, hope all this booze won't kill my brain.

[–]fstonecanada 7 points8 points ago

And you know that rhymes Marge

[–]clapyrhands 23 points24 points ago

Have you ever read "You Can't Win" by Jack Black? It's a memoir from the 20's about a lot of this stuff. It's a great read, if you haven't.

[–]Killfuck_Soulshitter 12 points13 points ago

Seconding this, It's amazing.

Also, no, not the Jack Black of Tenacious D fame.

[–]thegooddocgonzo 20 points21 points ago

I like to think that he is actually an immortal

[–]Whenthenighthascome 29 points30 points ago

Is it part of the lore because of the extensive usage of it or is it used because of the extensive lore?

[–]Ramblien 60 points61 points ago

I think it's a back and forth thing. I don't think the booze would be so important without the lore, and vice versa. It's strange, really.

[–]arefx 28 points29 points ago

Im sure the booze helps with falling asleep in a cold damp dank freight train car.

[–]GodoRS 25 points26 points ago

I live in Macon. I didn't know anyone actually wants to come here. I always see people wanting to get out.

[–]fieldgypsy 13 points14 points ago

I love tip 2. I live out of my truck doing biological field work. I do get paid enough to get a place but usually they are to far away from the research sites. I have come to feel at home in the truck. Best past is, when I do get time off. I don't have to pack a thing. Put the home in drive and head to the beach, or Mexico, or the slopes, or the kitty factory.....

I'm going to borrow your term now. Thanks and up vote to you.

[–]brokehopefulartist 47 points48 points ago

how are you on reddit?

[–]Ramblien 125 points126 points ago

In 2012, the internet is literally everywhere here in the U.S. I can post to facebook via my phone when I'm on a train half the time.

Being a hobo now is not exactly the same as it was a century ago.

[–]wolfanotaku 119 points120 points ago

If I were to make you a WordPress blog with mobile access would you post to it from your phone so that we can follow you around on your journeys?

[–]digitalpencil 19 points20 points ago

awesome idea, this.. do this.

[–]qwop88 15 points16 points ago

If you don't have a fixed address how do you pay a phone bill?

[–]Noyr 93 points94 points ago

  1. How many countries?
  2. Favourite country?
  3. Nicest country?
  4. How hard is it to travel via freight?
  5. What lead to you doing what you're doing now?
  6. How were you introduced to the idea of travelling the world through freight and hitch-hiking?

[–]Ramblien 179 points180 points ago

  1. 3
  2. Germany
  3. Mexico (for me, anyway. There's something to be said about solidarity in poverty)
  4. Not hard at all.
  5. I become complacent in a life of worldly possessions. Don't get me wrong, things are nice. But living just to possess more things than before just wasn't my thing.
  6. Folk music, literature, and, weirdly enough, the jrpgs from my youth. Dorky as shit? Yeah.

[–]15blinks 74 points75 points ago

The train ride to Germany must have been...moist.

But seriously. How did you get to Germany?

[–]Ramblien 122 points123 points ago

By plane, because Germans are amazing and paid for my ticket.

[–]coderedmountaindew 73 points74 points ago

I was hoping you knew of some transatlantic train

[–]Ramblien 251 points252 points ago

The Pineapple Express takes you straight to Hawaii, son

[–]hawaiian0n 15 points16 points ago

That's how I got here.

[–]art0rz 29 points30 points ago

How'd you manage that?!

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[–]Ramblien 89 points90 points ago

More so FF9. Sorry, brah.

[–]TheNoxx 72 points73 points ago

The fact that you've had a regular life and then travelled the world as a hobo after FF9 came out makes me feel really, really fuckin old.

[–]CoyoteAwroo 18 points19 points ago

=3 At least it wasnt FF6. Don't hop any ghost trains.

[–]bornes 46 points47 points ago

  • What sorts of trains do you hop?
  • What happens if you get caught?
  • Anything related to legalities/problems/consequences involved with train hopping
  • Do you do this for a living or just to travel?
  • If just to travel, what do you do for a living?

[–]Ramblien 68 points69 points ago

Intermodal, usually. Though I ride GM for the sweet summer gondola rides.

Anything ranging from a slap on the wrist to a night in the cell.

The consequences are not what they would appear to be. Truth is, people love traveling kids.

Both, really.

I play music for whatever money I may need. I might settle down sometime in life, but I'm nowhere close to ready yet.

[–]123fakerusty 43 points44 points ago

any hot hobo girls?

[–]Ramblien 138 points139 points ago

Many. Way more than you'd imagine.

[–]Its_0ver 45 points46 points ago

Something tell me the standards of hot will be different when you sleep outside.

[–]MrTomato 42 points43 points ago

Pictures?

[–]bornes 25 points26 points ago

  • Traveling kids? "kids" as in inexperienced people are "kids" as in 20 and under?

  • Is trainhopping dangerous? As in, physically? Like is there sexism, homophobia, etc. Would a gay guy get worse punishment/treatment than a 'normal guy', things of that nature.

  • When you say you play music, you mean you're a street performer or something else? Not trying to be judgmental here, just trying to clarify.

  • Any advice for anyone wanting to start trainhopping? Is there a culture or community or anything like that?

  • Do you have a permanent address? If not, how to you handle bills, mail, etc.?

Thank you for doing this AMA.

[–]Ramblien 78 points79 points ago

Kids is just a cultural term. It could mean from age 16 to age 40. Haha.

It is, in terms of the trains. They're literally monsters. Just be smart about it. And nope, most kids on the road are actually (self-labeled, sometimes) radicals, philosophers, and artsy types. Being gay will have no impact on the road, and it's something I love about the culture. I'm Bi, myself.

Street performer, aye.

I hate to do this, but here it goes: squat the planet is a great website for beginners and vets alike. try not to blow up the site too bad :P

I don't have bills because of my lifestyle. Crazy, huh? For other types of mail, I generally use a post office. They can hold onto it for you.

You're definitely welcome. Be safe!

[–]digitalpencil 40 points41 points ago

try not to blow up the site too bad :P

500 Error: Internal Server Error

I guess that's what happens when your apache-stack's part of an oil drum.

[–]bornes 21 points22 points ago

Sorry for a few more questions concerning your answer.

  • How to use a post office if you don't have an address? You mean a PO Box? Sorry, a bit confused here.

  • Would you say there were any advantages/disadvantages to hopping by yourself as opposed to with a friend/partner?

  • Are most hobos "Down on their luck" or just normal guys?

  • How often are people thrown out of a train (literally)? What's a good way to tell if a bull is going to decent to you or murder you (before getting on the train)?

Thanks again.

[–]Ramblien 167 points168 points ago

Sorry, I should have been more clear. If someone needs to send me something, they'll tell me. I'll give them a friend's address in whatever state, then I'll go there specifically to pick it up.

Advantages to solo-hopping: Solo is ninja. It also allows you to sit and just reflect.

Advantages to hopping in a group: No loneliness. Ain't no party like a train party, I'll tell you what.

Most hobos are just "normal" people. Geeks, nerds, artists, and punks. Just longing for something different, is all. Believe it or not, half of what we all talk about includes Pokemon and/or Magic: The Gathering in some shape or form.

Pretty much never. Bulls can't/don't kill you anymore, haha. I've gotten a bit of a bruising from a bull, but that's because I was a forty into it and decided to call him "robo-pig, hog-king of the porkcops". I have no idea why.

[–]discretion 93 points94 points ago

I have no idea why.

Because it was funny as shit.

[–]Theguyfromvault69 7 points8 points ago

robo-pig, hog-king of the porkcops

If words could be exchanged for gold....

[–]SpermWhale 86 points87 points ago

Is it hard for a hobo to get laid?

[–]Ramblien 173 points174 points ago

Sometimes. A lot of "housie" girls find the whole traveling thing to be "exotic" or whatever, though. Sometimes I'll wake up in a 2 story house wondering "what is this? I don't even..."

[–]effofexx 52 points53 points ago

As a 23 year old dude, it's gotta be rough during those dry patches. Could you explain what a "housie" girl is, and how you meet them?

[–]huitlacoche 124 points125 points ago

"Housie" is clearly a derogatory hobo term for us hoi polloi.

[–]effofexx 58 points59 points ago

Oh I see. As in, we live in houses. I'm an idiot.

Just kind of odd to coin an additional term for the average human. Still interested in how he meets them though.

[–]huitlacoche 126 points127 points ago

Me too. If you need tips and tricks for picking up stationary homeless chicks, known as "boxies", give me a PM, buddy.

[–]hawaiian0n 54 points55 points ago

So how do I pick up a "BOXXY"?

[–]Oxxide 23 points24 points ago

This exchange wins my vote for best banter in the thread.

[–]Ramblien 179 points180 points ago

A housie is someone who lives in a house :P Lingo, sir.

[–]SeptaDeath 98 points99 points ago

got dang homebums!!

[–]10below 22 points23 points ago

wake up in a 2 story house wondering what is this? I don't even...

*Wake up living in a shotgun shack...Wake up in another part of the world...wake up behind a large automobile....and you'll ask yourself.... "WELL!? HOW DID I GET HERE?!?!

[–]123fakerusty 126 points127 points ago*

Are you a singing hobo or a stabbing hobo?

[–]Ramblien 84 points85 points ago

Shit, I try. My voice sounds like a nasally Bruce Springsteen.

[–]Skote07 24 points25 points ago

Can't help but notice you didn't directly answer the question...

[–]SkipmasterJ 61 points62 points ago

nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing my victims with my hobo knife...

[–]123fakerusty 39 points40 points ago

every story costs one spongebath

[–]sqazm 41 points42 points ago

Since you've been doing this for 5 years, which at 23 is no small chunk of your life, do you think it will be difficult to get back into the "real world" once you decide that this lifestyle is no longer for you?

[–]Ramblien 65 points66 points ago

Yeah, but not by any of my own faults. Just all of the huge gaps in employment on my resume will probably hurt more than anything else.

[–]Tarcos 47 points48 points ago

You can always get financial aid and go to college when you're done being homeless, man. It's what I did. Being unemployed for a bunch of years means you get tons of grants and shit.

[–]deejay_reich 99 points100 points ago

Do you really use those secret symbols to communicate with other travelers? I remember a while back someone posted a big list of what they meant. Also, in your experience, how many people that you run into are mentally ill? Any problems with crime? What's the most fucked up thing you've experienced? Conversely, have there been any moments that stand out as a testament towards humanity? What's the nicest thing you've seen someone do for another person, either yourself or someone else? Thanks for the AMA, this is interesting!

[–]Ramblien 533 points534 points ago

Haha, no not anymore. Those symbols are from the 'bos of the past. They're still an integral part of the culture, though. You'll see kids with those symbols tattooed on them, or taggers that paint them.

I've never met a mentally ill traveler, but plenty of "off" urbanites along the way. It happens.

Two of my friends got raped by a guy when he invited them to stay at his place for the night. I think that was a particularly dark time of my life. I felt that no one could be trusted in this country, on the road or off.

Whenever a person picks us up when we're hitch-hiking out of pure kindness. This one guy gave us a 300 mile ride, 200 dollars, and a 12 pack of PBR. "You boys, see, you boys are living the true american dream. I'm just stuck behind this here truck, in a crumbling marriage and two kids who hate me. See, I let my flame go out. Don't you two ever let that flame go out." - him in all of his southern charm. Beautiful person.

[–]deejay_reich 61 points62 points ago

Thanks for sharing that. Although I am a little disappointed that you don't use the symbols anymore!

Those "pay it forward" moments are really cool. I'm glad that that it sticks with you. I'm sure it does with him, as well.

[–]Ramblien 68 points69 points ago

Yeah, it's those moments that really provide the "heart" for this kind of lifestyle.

[–]poencho 70 points71 points ago

Do you have a shotgun?

[–]Ramblien 87 points88 points ago

Nah, I prefer the classic six-shooter. Railroad Bill and all that.

Seriously, though; great movie.

[–]emmabegold 312 points313 points ago*

I think its easy to romanticize this lifestyle, and a lot of the q&a are about that.

but as a person who has had many a traveler friend and had even more sleeping on her floors.. here are some other fun facts:

the majority of traveler kids I know come from wealthy families. they were always given everything, and now they travel expecting the world to take care of them through spanging.

many are alcoholics or drug-dependent. once I came home to my roommate's entire alcohol case and all our beers being completely emptied and the guy just shrugging.

many are so fast to make fun of "housies" or the people renting the house on whose floors they are crashing. while continually using our washer and dryer and taking advantage of our electricity and water.

actually, I think this is what I hate most about traveler kids. they'll make fun of your lifestyle but theirs depends entirely on those who work, be it for a place to crash or for the money you give to the kids playing shitty guitar on the street.

also disclaimer: I'm a kid who believed in the message of punks, while I didn't wear the drag or hop trains for years (although I have hopped trains on the rare rare occasion for the experience), I was busy running co-ops and organizing local events that traveler kids would just come in and booze at. which is fine, I fucking love drinking too, but ugh. sorry /rant, I just wanted to give a different opinion by one who is very aware of this sub"culture" that, IMHO, often very much mocks the punk life it claims to blossom from.

[–]ninabortions 47 points48 points ago

THIS. I've encountered so many fucking self righteous "train hopper" trust fund kids. I've had friends who have hopped trains, and when they were in town i'd let them crash at my place. Most of the time when they'd bring their train hopper friends over they'd whip out their macbooks and iphones, obnoxiously blast music late at night and ask me to buy them beer. Eventually i'd tell them to get the fuck out and their parents would come pick them up and sweep them away to the suburbs.

[–]DangerChips 10 points11 points ago

THIS!

I've known train hoppers and let a few crash on occasion when I was younger. No more. They tend to be self-righteous definitely and would mock me or my roommate because we're working stiffs. It's like having a stray animal you suddenly find not so pleasant "adopt" you.

This lasted about a few days before I told em to get the fuck out.

Btw, I'm as liberal as they get but still, fuck those people.

[–]JoeyJeremiah 13 points14 points ago

Reminds me of the Pulp song, Common People.

"Cause everybody hates a tourist, especially when he thinks it's all such a laugh.".

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

If you have an Iphone, surely you've taken some cool pictures... Do you have any? Can you upload them? I'd love to see some pictures of what a day is like for a train hopper!

thanks for the AMA!

[–]Ramblien 74 points75 points ago

I'll up some in a bit, definitely.

[–]Titan_Astraeus 20 points21 points ago

How are you paying your phone bill?

[–]jamac1234 48 points49 points ago

With hobo dollars

[–]jghaines 19 points20 points ago

A tumblr feed would be awesome.

[–]Failreaction 27 points28 points ago

What was the main difference between being a Hobo in Germany and in America? Was it harder or easier? More fun? What about the language barrier?

And just want to say keep living the dream man. You're happy and thats a rare thing these days.

[–]mkultra5000 25 points26 points ago

A number of people talk about the controversy of homelessness from a chronic vs choice perspective. Many of the people who could donate to help the chronically homeless balk because they dont want to give their earnings to people who choose to be homeless. 1. Do you ever use city services targeted at the homeless?
2. Do you feel that you are taking resources from people who need them?
3. If you do use services, do you think you are validating those arguments thus detracting from services provided to the chronically homeless?

[–]Shadyfrenzy 25 points26 points ago

What made you become a hobo?

[–]Ramblien 125 points126 points ago

The romantic notions of "dirty-broke, beautiful, and free".

[–]lukeytuesday 27 points28 points ago

Upvote for Johnny Hobo!

[–]jxj24 300 points301 points ago

Are most companies on the lookout against hop-ons?

[–]Ramblien 152 points153 points ago

I love you so much.

[–]bukelley 15 points16 points ago

You're gonna get some hop-ons.

[–]another_humanist 47 points48 points ago

How old are you, and how long have you been doing this?

[–]Ramblien 77 points78 points ago

23, 5 years. Still young.

[–]bladezzy 32 points33 points ago

What made you start so young?

[–]Ramblien 99 points100 points ago

It's the best time to do it.

[–]the_littlest_viking 26 points27 points ago

Man I'm 23 and all I've done like that is hike for six months once. Best six months of my life though. This AMA is making me want to abandon all plans and hobo it up for good.

[–]dampness_quotient 39 points40 points ago

You have to start young or else reality catches up with your whimsical train of thought and you stop taking the idea seriously. Not that I've done it but I went through the "I want to escape society and possessions" phase of my life at about 19 and ended up getting a job and going back to school instead of doing this.

[–]effofexx 14 points15 points ago

Shit. I imagined you to be a middle-aged man with a grey beard and ragged clothes, but you're younger than me.

[–]mgs1170 22 points23 points ago

I hung out with a hobo this past summer for two days. He was camping in the woods behind my favorite bar here in Minnesota. We all sort of "took him in". Bought his dog some food and him some beers and he regaled us with stories of the rails. Some believable, some not so much.

He insisted his name was Hollywood because he was a credited extra in the movie Tropic Thunder. He said Stiller is an asshole, lol. When he left I gave a $20 and a pack of smokes. it was like he won the lottery. Good guy, for sure.

[–]freedom_of_thought 22 points23 points ago

What do you travel with? like everything you carry with you.

[–]Ramblien 72 points73 points ago

Pack, clothes, winter clothes, books, first-aid, water purifier, knives, tarp, cooking shit, seasonings, music, ukulele, ukulele tuner, atlas, "music journal", sleeping bag, pocket-pussy, hey arnold! the movie...

[–]Xeon06 34 points35 points ago*

What's a hum... pocket-pussy?

[–]hippythekid 38 points39 points ago

I hope the last two are not related.

[–]left4alive 5 points6 points ago

So this was you!

[–]GummiRock 19 points20 points ago

  • How / How often do you bathe? Do travelin' folks have a tendency to start getting stinky?
  • How long do you usually go between individual trips?
  • Will you ever stop living like this?

This is an interesting IAmA! Thanks for your insight.

[–]Ramblien 16 points17 points ago

Every few weeks. Sometimes only once a month. Yes, we all stink. Very much so.

Days to weeks.

Who knows?

You're welcome, sir gummi

[–]TorgoTheWhite 35 points36 points ago

well obvious question then: Are you homeless?

[–]Ramblien 72 points73 points ago

Yes, that I am. By choice, though.

[–]pin2hot 15 points16 points ago

What's the longest you've been stranded when a train leaves your car on a siding in the middle of nowhere? Have you ever run out of supplies (water / food)?

[–]Ramblien 38 points39 points ago

12 hours. New Mexico.

Nope, but I've been accused of carrying too much water.

[–]maxbastard 7 points8 points ago

No such thing as too much water.

[–]SpacemanSpiff_ 25 points26 points ago*

First of all, i respect those who do this. I have a few questions:

  • How would you define hobo as a subculture? (in terms of rules, lingo, culture, code, etc.)
  • On a scale from 1 to 10, how stressed would you say you are on a daily basis?
  • Do you often feel endangered or threatened in certain cities while sleeping at night? Would you say some cities are safer and generally more hobo-friendly?
  • Do you usually travel alone, or with a group?
  • Do you often go hungry, or are you usually well-fed?

[–]Ramblien 64 points65 points ago

  1. It's honor-based, yet very accepting. It's like mad max meets cowboys and vikings. But everyone has sex with each other and compares notes on Watchmen and shit.

    1. My shoulders and legs do most of the stressing.
  2. Yeah, definitely. There are some cities that absolutely hate train kids, especially in different situations. Like right now, I bet Oakland, CA just hauls them off by the truck load.

  3. I do a lot of both.

  4. I'm fed better on the road than at home. People can be amazing.

[–]someinternetguy 12 points13 points ago

Do you have a copy of the CCG ?

[–]Ramblien 16 points17 points ago

I don't really need it. I just use an atlas for routes I don't know too well.

Some dude got in trouble by the community from posting it on pirate bay some time ago, too. I'm pretty sure the dudes who write it stopped publishing it annually.

[–]Texasantifa 4 points5 points ago

Train doc is still publishing it, but is only distributing a few, and the kids who have it hold it tight.

[–]art0rz 17 points18 points ago

What is the CCG?

[–]MonsPubis 6 points7 points ago

Crew Change Guide.

[–]zeeohembee 11 points12 points ago

  • What was your childhood/home life like before deciding to travel by freights?
  • How do your parents/family feel about what you do?
  • Ever been to Alaska?
  • Favorite sign to fly?
  • Do you think STP would hate you for posting that link? (I've lurked the site for a while, and noticed quite a few "elitist" attitudes. Mainly cool, honest people though.)

I've been interested in hobo life for a long time, so thank you for doing this AMA.

[–]Ramblien 13 points14 points ago

Lower-middle class in the trailer park. Not the best, certainly not the worst.

They are okay with it, though they hardly celebrate it. It's very "meh" for them.

My home-state.

"Too Ugly To Prostitute" is a classic.

They might, but most of my friends might, too. fingers crossed

[–]lkstorm17 12 points13 points ago

Do ever plan on settling somewhere? Getting a house, raising a family, getting a job etc etc

[–]Ramblien 25 points26 points ago

Nope. That may change, though. You never know. I know that if I do settle down, it probably won't be as conventional as "getting a house, raising a family", though.

[–]art0rz 44 points45 points ago

"getting a train, raising a family"

[–]Ramblien 44 points45 points ago

Yes. I am going to buy a train. My life's blueprint is now complete.

[–]GummiRock 28 points29 points ago

Hey, you guys could be like The Boxcar Children, only with more cursing! ;)

[–]Geotoker 31 points32 points ago

Thank you for doing this AMA. Very interesting stuff, and the fact that your answering most questions is awesome

How do you deal with rail road cops and conductors or people who work on the trains? I only ask because about a year ago, me and a buddy were walking down these tracks to get to a hiking trail when we came upon a bridge that went over a river. I sat down on the rail to rest/roll a joint when out of fucking nowhere we see a single train car coming down the track. Of course we got off the track and stood probably 20 feet into the woods. They stopped the car right in front of us and started shouting that we could be arrested and that they have cut people in half when they were sitting on the tracks and all this bull shit. They kept saying "Come here!" and wouldn't get off the train car so we figured they only had authority while on the tracks so we just laughed, told them to fuck off then walked away. They didn't bother to pursue haha

TL;DR Rail Road cops are dicks.

[–]Ramblien 28 points29 points ago

Word. Some workers actually help out by giving us water or directions. I just try to not cross their path, because you never know.

[–]Geotoker 17 points18 points ago

yeah i guess that's true. I might have just run into some asshole who was having a bad day and needed to have a power trip to cheer himself up. Im sure they're not all the same and i bet most are just friendly people who are realistic about people riding the trains.

BTW, have you traveled though Massachusetts? How was your experience? Very curious about this question lol

[–]Ramblien 39 points40 points ago

Yeah, Cambridge, mostly. Good. Always extremely weird, but good.

Some dude named TeDXM was giving away spoonfuls of free, pure dextromethorphen to the homeless by the river. So I managed to walk into a kind of bum woodstock. He had a kilo of that shit, and it lasted for a about a week. So fucking odd.

[–]WilfordsDog 10 points11 points ago

I grew up in Macon can you describe your time in MAcon, Ga in more detail PLEASE!

[–]Ramblien 35 points36 points ago

I was there with a few other people. It was my friend's hometown, so we went to visit after we were done with NOLA. We played music, and everyone loved us. A crowd of around 20 circled us. We were just these 5 dirty kids thinking "how in the fuck is this happening?". People were dancing, singing along... Then we got housed up by this awesome student named Colin, I think? Then he made us a shit ton of pizza.

Also, people bought us lots of beer where ever we went in that town. I also liked the fact that when we hopped off the train, it landed us right in a graveyard at 11 PM. Good stuff.

[–]staciedc 8 points9 points ago

Have you ever gotten into it with other train-hoppers? Been threatened over territory?

[–]Ramblien 11 points12 points ago

Other than an ex of mine, not really. Drunk "punx as fuck" greenhorns can really suck sometimes, though.

[–]staciedc 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, I'd be worried about coming across some of those kids traveling alone. Do you carry a weapon?

[–]Ramblien 27 points28 points ago

They won't hurt you. They're just dumb.

Yep, always carry a weapon. Leatherman Wave and a small hooked bowie knife.

[–]turbocunt 10 points11 points ago

ever had to cut someone?

[–]molrobocop 10 points11 points ago

If it's small, it ain't a Bowie knife. (Unless if is a David Bowie knife)

[–]Ce_ku 7 points8 points ago*

  1. What did it feel like when you first hopped on a train/hitch-hiked?

2.How did you decide where you would go first?

  1. Where do you get the expenses to feed yourself/get plane tickets?

[–]Ramblien 14 points15 points ago

I thought my heart was going to explode. It was the best high I ever had.

I was going to see my girlfriend, actually.

Playing music

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

How stinky is the sex? Is oral out of the question?

[–]blankey2 8 points9 points ago

I'm truly happy you're having such a great experience and a little envious, seeing as how I'm too old to really experience anything like that comfortably.

Do you ever worry about what would happen if some medical emergency arose? You're pretty young to have a heart attack, but what if you broke a leg? You know, lack of insurance and all that. Do you just hope for the best, or is there some sort of plan in place for if that happens?

[–]WookieMonsta 7 points8 points ago

how dangerous would it be for a girl to be a lone hobo-ess? Are trains rape-y places (excuse my bluntness)?

[–]bendanger 6 points7 points ago

I have lot of friends who do the same thing, big anarcho train rider scene in burlington vt, ever roll through? Ever seen the show "thumbs up"? You should.

[–]Rizesun 7 points8 points ago

What kind of foods do you eat? How do you get the food?

[–]Ramblien 18 points19 points ago

Thai, McDonald's, and Whole Foods. From amazing people who somehow know how much I love Thai food.

[–]mahm 9 points10 points ago

Have you ever attended the annual Hobo Convention?

[–]Ramblien 12 points13 points ago

Nope, but I swear I will one day!

[–]knittas 6 points7 points ago

I used to hang out with hobos a lot, as I would find them downtown and invite them to hang out. While I appreciate a lot of your answers, I think you are really glossing over how much of a pain some travelers can be. We had one kid who we invited to stay and he and his dog ended up crashing on the couch for 3 months. In turn, he invited other much more threatening hobos to hang out and we all got shit stolen. A lot of the people that would come through were drug addicts from terrible home lives and really really young. It was a fun lifestyle to be around, but it is just so hectic. I think people over-romanticize the lifestyle a lot, and you aren't doing much to help that.

[–]DhA90 17 points18 points ago

How do you pay for things?