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[–]Ex4ak 467 points468 points ago

It's pointless, because it would be another everyday normal IAmA

[–]reaganing 134 points135 points ago

He's somewhat afraid of heights, motherfucka!

[–]lameWB 59 points60 points ago

His parents are good people mutherfucka!

[–]cyberphonic 48 points49 points ago

I hear he's pretty good at making paper planes.

[–]graciespook 39 points40 points ago

...but his sexual performance is average.

[–]eng_pencil_jockey 27 points28 points ago

I feel awkward in social situations, motha fucka!

[–]The_Flabbergaster 15 points16 points ago

I like the red peppers better than the green ones!

[–]preggit 10 points11 points ago

...and I get scared when I go see the dentist.

[–]hopy921 1 point2 points ago

I make pretty good spegetti sauce, mutherfucka!

[–]JayTrain 9 points10 points ago

Oh yeah, reddit is full of clever people.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Sorry for interrupting, but this line really speaks to me. I love roasted red peppers, but merely tolerate green ones. If you read this Jon Lajoie, thank you.

[–]clean3rdgen 32 points33 points ago

Women are actually good for four things. 1.Cooking 2.Cleaning 3.Vaginas 4.Their sisters vaginas

[–]FTMayor 8 points9 points ago

I've started DJ'ing at friends' parties and such from time to time, and when the occasion calls for it, I have cues setup that allow me to insert clips of "Show Me Your Genitals" when needed.

[–]Pussypants 16 points17 points ago

No, women are good for 71 things. Cooking, cleaning, and 69.

[–]oldspicerolldadice 2 points3 points ago

your name is quite fitting for this comment.

[–]eng_pencil_jockey 2 points3 points ago*

Show me your genitals, your genitals. WHAT! YOUR GENITALIAAAA!

edit: your

[–]Valark 25 points26 points ago

YOU'RE GENITALIAAAA!

That is an outrageous claim. How dare you.

[–]tamay0 0 points1 point ago

outrageous you say

[–]tankbuster44 0 points1 point ago

E = mc...

[–]cookupastorm 4 points5 points ago

I met him at the airport in Iceland of all places. He's a cool dude.

[–]Lawesome1 1 point2 points ago

He's got 300 dollars in the bank mothafucka!

[–]tankbuster44 0 points1 point ago

It would be, but still it'd be fucking awesome

[–]TerryArchi 0 points1 point ago

Also, he probably wouldn't give a chainsaw.

[–]rexdeaz 106 points107 points ago

I met him at my job last year. I said "when's the last time you killed someone?" He went "everyday, man."

http://imgur.com/Ik31B.jpg

[–]AnArtistForPretend 51 points52 points ago

I'm going to assume that since the black guy is the one pointing, that he's the famous one? Famous people point at things.

[–]joss33 18 points19 points ago

Assume again

[–]DeBiox 17 points18 points ago

I don't know why, but for some reason I have tagged you as Batman, can you explain me why I did that? :o

EDIT: Now I know, you gifted me the Batman AA Coupon, I love you.

[–]joss33 10 points11 points ago

Love you too, mate!

[–]selfish_king 2 points3 points ago

Famous people don't usually have target name tags, but then again the economy has been rough

[–]KohTitus 13 points14 points ago

so... jealous...

[–]KyoTe44 25 points26 points ago

I know I wanna meet that black guy too.

[–]BitchGotDSLS 13 points14 points ago

Ah the old faggot fagaroo

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

For some reason, upon seeing your name tag, my eyes scanned across to Jon's chest, expecting a name tag.

[–]kane91z 94 points95 points ago

SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS

[–]funkyb 67 points68 points ago

YOUR GENITALS

[–]Curtisengy12 65 points66 points ago

WHAT?

[–]enigma2g 79 points80 points ago

YOUR GENITALIA

[–]PineappleGrenade 12 points13 points ago

You're talking to me about stuff.

[–]MostlyOpinion 18 points19 points ago

Why?

[–]MrsAckAttack 13 points14 points ago

I'd much rather see your titties.

[–]waffleeez 10 points11 points ago

Now you're talking to me about other stuff.

[–]MrsAckAttack 13 points14 points ago

Why? I'd much rather see your titties.

[–]selfish_king 12 points13 points ago

I can't have sex with your personality

[–]themauvestorm3 41 points42 points ago

1 Question: Who got to keep the Mr. McGibblets costume/prop from The League?

[–]Baconoflight 27 points28 points ago

TICKLE ME, AND RUB MY BELLY

[–]Jonlajoiecomedy 18 points19 points ago

Hi everyone, Jon Lajoie here. I'm not sure how to do this... To verify that this is actually me, I'll tweet about it now. My name on here is JonLajoieComedy. I'll let you guys know when I'm here and available to answer questions. Thanks for all of your kind words.

[–]ThePiderman[S] 4 points5 points ago

I came

[–]electrolemon 3 points4 points ago

Hey Jon. If you want to start an AMA, you can click on the little "Submit a Link" button at the bottom of the sidebar over there. -->

Make your title whatever, as long as it has "IAmA Jon LaJoie" in it so people know who you are, and then in the text box, you can put whatever. If you need to clarify some things or make an introduction before people ask you questions, that's the best way to do it. Then just wait for the questions to roll in.

[–]Berkel 1 point2 points ago

You have to be approved by one of the mods.

[–]CaptainLen 2 points3 points ago

Tweet - looks legit!

[–]Vassosman 2 points3 points ago

Check out Jon's show "The League"'s subreddit at /r/theleaguefx

[–]KennyLog-in[M] 0 points1 point ago

Hello, mod here. You can submit here.

You can get help from the moderators by messaging us here.

Let us know if we can help.

[–]blacksuit 0 points1 point ago

Saw your tweet. Sounds good. Funny quips, anecdotes, and behind the scenes stuff are awesome. Entertain the redditors and they will let you plug your shit as much as you want.

[–]Number1dad 125 points126 points ago

My friend's roommate is dating him. I'll try to send a convincing text message.

[–]ordinaryrendition 52 points53 points ago

Could you somehow let him know that one can, in fact, stick one's dick in a college degree?

[–]Captain_Thrus 25 points26 points ago

have you fisted childhood dreams lately? i hear its much better

[–]danomite555 21 points22 points ago

No, childhood dreams tend to be incredibly loose.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I don't know, my childhood dreams seemed way more defined than the abstract shit I've got going on now.

Chainsaw everything.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 1 point2 points ago

So why you givin all this information to me?

[–]losersss 104 points105 points ago

[–]Almondcoconuts 42 points43 points ago

Watch OP Rampart us again

[–]Garrett-R 15 points16 points ago

Verb of the Year.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 2 points3 points ago

Please don't make this into a meme, to remind us how stupidly butthurt a lot of reddit users get over nothing.

[–]Powerfrog 11 points12 points ago

It's hilarious. He came to promote Rampart and what happened? ... EVERYONE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT RAMPART.

Hollywood are laughing their asses off.

[–]malenkylizards 2 points3 points ago

B-b-b-bu-but we're talking about it like it's a BAD THING!!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO REDDIT, HOLLYWOOD!

[–]Almondcoconuts 0 points1 point ago

We're all fucktards.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

That's how redditors bond.

[–]Number1dad 0 points1 point ago

You asked, you received. Now stop your tears, peasant.

[–]ThePiderman[S] 18 points19 points ago

You better not be joking.. Tell him 1200+ people want him here.

[–]Acidyo 1 point2 points ago

That's an understatement.

[–]Skeetronic 18 points19 points ago

Are we talking like, Woody Harrelson dating?

[–]Throwaway_Novelty 7 points8 points ago

YOU MUST BECOME ESKIMO BROTHER'S WITH JON LEJLOLE

[–]itsBrent 0 points1 point ago

I am eskimo brothers with LaJoie. Long story. My roommate wrote a song about it.

[–]Midnight-Rambler 2 points3 points ago

Eskimo Brothers?

[–]br0wnbread 11 points12 points ago

When can I expect to see 9 penis wine on shelves?

[–]Mrubuto 41 points42 points ago

He's the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.

He's the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.

He's the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.

He's the Shakespeare of enormous cock.

He's NOT the Helen Keller of having sex.

[–]Guano_Loco 27 points28 points ago

Show me your... Method for developing your material, your material

[–]walrusryan 10 points11 points ago

Wut?

[–]SceptorOfJustice 36 points37 points ago

YOUR IN-FOR-MA-TI-ON!!

[–]sirpogo 24 points25 points ago

Fuckin' Taco.

[–]Slothitect 3 points4 points ago

"If I ever got plastic surgery, I'd get Asian eyes".

[–]Shrapner 32 points33 points ago

He doesn't give enough of a fuck to do this AMA

[–]Garrett-R 21 points22 points ago

He doesn't give enough of a chainsaw to do this AMA

FTFY

[–]Rommel79 12 points13 points ago

Fuck that shit. Tell me about the new season of The League!

I just sent this to him on Facebook. Maybe it'll get his attention there.

[–]TheDroopy 2 points3 points ago

Good work, Josh

[–]Tumorseal 51 points52 points ago

Was it hard making Rampart?

[–]sas4740 2 points3 points ago

Rank the greatness of Jesus, Tim Tebow, and Oren Moverman. Unless they are all the same person.

[–]gselwyn 9 points10 points ago*

He was on Joe Rogan's podcast once, you can get it for free on iTunes. Great episode, he's a really hilarious guy.

Edit: Here's the link where you can stream and download the podcast.

[–]electricsashimi 2 points3 points ago

Can I haz Link?

[–]gselwyn 3 points4 points ago

Check my edit.

[–]bhansen478 9 points10 points ago

cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

[–]Ahkahseekapoo 4 points5 points ago

Don't forget her sisters vagina!

[–]calaesia 2 points3 points ago

She's got vaginal hubris.

[–]Tactical_Toaster 1 point2 points ago

ctrl-F hubris
I knew someone said it. Link

[–]mrpengo88 9 points10 points ago

YES! I need to ask him if MC Doesn't Know What Irony is will be returning to WTF Collective next time.

[–]sasKuatch 8 points9 points ago

"It's your birthday today"

[–]GibsonJunkie 19 points20 points ago

Why do so many IAmAs and requests have to ask about marijuana? We fucking get it. It's popular. Stop with the circlejerk.

[–]Crockinator 5 points6 points ago

Seems like pot-smokers need approval for their habits.

Compare r/trees to r/alcohol and the difference becomes pretty obvious. One is about sharing new recipes, one is about telling everyone you consume.

[–]photosensitiv 3 points4 points ago

compare both of those to /r/opiates and the difference is even more obvious.

[–]rabbitspade 2 points3 points ago

OMG compare that /r/things... what a circlejerk... literally everyday they talk about things!

[–]ThePiderman[S] 4 points5 points ago

I don't smoke pot. ;)

[–]ThePiderman[S] 5 points6 points ago

I upvoted your comment. You don't deserve negative score...

I don't smoke pot, but he's canadian, and he's an hillarious guy, so I'm curious if he smokes it and what his oppinion on the matter is..

[–]jkats14 2 points3 points ago

He obviously smokes weed, you can tell by his personality. It's not a bad thing and it doesn't make him a bad person.

I personally don't, but that's my choice.

[–]blbblb 2 points3 points ago

Frittatas anyone?

[–]cummo666 2 points3 points ago

Someone who had never heard of Job Lajoie would not have a fucking clue what every single one of these comments meant.

[–]designerdy 5 points6 points ago

Taco is gonna show some genitals. Yobagoya.

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

A tasty, brown treat.

[–]designerdy 0 points1 point ago

But can't legally call it meat.

[–]SamBernstein 6 points7 points ago

I want to know how he kills people.

[–]bigmenace 9 points10 points ago

...with guns

[–]bleedingheartsxo 11 points12 points ago

Guns don't kill people.... Nuh Uh.

I kill people, Chick chick with guns, pow.

[–]lahwran_ 9 points10 points ago

old people burning, old people burning

[–]You_Better_Smile 8 points9 points ago

Put your hands up!

[–]lahwran_ 8 points9 points ago

old people burning, old people burning

[–]You_Better_Smile 11 points12 points ago

That's kinda messed up.

[–]bleedingheartsxo 0 points1 point ago

Put your hands up!

[–]actualaccount 3 points4 points ago

Nah dude, fuck that.

Seriously I don't give a fuck about Jon Lajoie or his AMA

I heard that motherfucker doesn't like ice cube trays?

(In actuality I would love this AMA)

[–]imhalfpirate 7 points8 points ago

Just texted my buddy who helps him make his YouTube videos. He's got a new video coming out Monday so he's doing one tomorrow or Sunday. Probably tomorrow.

[–]mtfw 4 points5 points ago

I hope he does one and just tries to promote "Not giving a fuck".

What is it like working with the people in The League?

That reminds me of this thing I'm selling "Not giving a fuck." Also, "Rapists glasses"

[–]mendkoochi 0 points1 point ago

During this interview, he is so quiet... and doesn't participate very much. I figure he is either high so he's quietly observing, hates these people so is quietly annoyed, or they always interrupt him and he knows there is no point in attempting to contribute... http://www.hulu.com/watch/286503/the-league-an-evening-with-the-league-#s-p3-sr-i2

I wonder what it really is?

[–]dharmawheels 2 points3 points ago

"stay at home dad" is one of the funniest fucking things ive ever seen regarding parenting.

[–]lookylieu 1 point2 points ago

MC CANADIAN STEREOTYPE, EH?

[–]Pancakes1 3 points4 points ago

I've met john several times. I live in Montreal. The guy is actually really cool and down to earth. I don't think he'd be opposed to this. Played WoW with is brother too !

[–]Crkilla414 4 points5 points ago

Let's discuss vinigar strokes

[–]antiSeptics 13 points14 points ago

THIS IS THE BEST AMA EVER MADE IN THE WORLD.

[–]fixx0red 2 points3 points ago

I'm curious if his back is feeling better.

[–]Overlord-Brian 2 points3 points ago

THIS MUST HAPPEN!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I have really good sex moves

[–]thehospitalbombers 0 points1 point ago

naginta naginta

[–]jamers89000 1 point2 points ago

He would give an IAmA, but he probably wouldn't give a fuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8

[–]Travis-Touchdown 2 points3 points ago

Everybody knows who he is, even the ones who don't know who he is.

[–]seanbob 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure there are so many celebrities excited to do AMAs. You know, because this is such a friendly site full of people who don't flip out easily and bandwagon. Right?

[–]architectoflife 2 points3 points ago

[–]liferemixed 2 points3 points ago

A friend of mine met him on his tour stop in Manitoba. Supposedly he was one of the nicest people she's ever met. Pic: http://imgur.com/a0cmq

[–]IsayWhatUallThink 2 points3 points ago

Mine would be: Do you still think all those Haitians dying during the earthquake was funny?

[–]MrJelle 2 points3 points ago

Oh my science, I really want this one to happen. I've been following him since his early YouTube days, loved pretty much everything he puts out and I love where his mind goes. An AMA would be AMAzing.

[–]ErX29 3 points4 points ago

I approve of this request.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Knock knock..

[–]merf_me2 0 points1 point ago

whos there

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

It's me, wondering why you're not naked.

[–]sc30317 0 points1 point ago

Knock Knock

[–]onelittlespark -1 points0 points ago

It's me again, still wondering why you're not naked

[–]xSociety 2 points3 points ago

OMG Yes! I've been a fan of that dude when he had like 5 videos out. /hipsterfan

[–]tutubaloney 0 points1 point ago

Make this happen!

[–]myusernamestaken -1 points0 points ago

i love him

[–]Birdman2011 -1 points0 points ago

Hivemind says: This needs to happen

[–]bradpittscousin -1 points0 points ago

The fear boner song is just awesome!!! Haha

[–]drakegaming -1 points0 points ago

Never thought of this one. Want.

[–]cIumsythumbs 0 points1 point ago

Also, show us your genitals.

[–]boborendan 0 points1 point ago

How does he make his paper planes? Do his friends recognize him as sort of famous?

[–]TysonTesla 0 points1 point ago

Id love for this to happen. I want to know who his camera guy is, and how they both keep a straight face during recordings.

[–]Smartone234 1 point2 points ago

Oh, I am so okay with this IAmA happening.

[–]sweetmitchell 0 points1 point ago

I too make a pretty good spaghetti sauce. Side note: can't spell spaghetti. I laugh to my self when I brag about my sauce, I got hold back the urge to scream muthafucka!!

[–]dougiebgood 0 points1 point ago

I met him once in a bar LA. After I got one sentence into him, he was like "okay, you have a good night, all right?" This was before The League, so he might have been a little freaked out.

[–]koolaidisyummy 1 point2 points ago

How has this not happened yet?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I am thinking he has already one one.

[–]FractaL_ 0 points1 point ago

I like choruses

[–]a11city 0 points1 point ago

TACO!

[–]Jim_my 1 point2 points ago

I want this to happen. You better show up Jon.

[–]mendkoochi 1 point2 points ago

WTF Collective is absolutely a testament to how fucking talented that man is.

[–]Hashtaggathsah 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever watched the sun go down and you're thinking about the world spinnin' round, have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself and your dog is looking at you like you need help, have you ever been high as fuck?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3nMvNe3z3Q

Loved his work since day one!

[–]merf_me2 -1 points0 points ago

Have you every thought your fame is fucked...than had sex with a vagina

[–]Joshivity 1 point2 points ago

Nothin' special 'bout that AMA, motha'fucker!

[–]o_sLacKer_x 0 points1 point ago

everyday average motherfucker

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

"You want somathis bitch?"

[–]Hot_Cakes 0 points1 point ago

yes. Yes. YES.

[–]whatevs-etcetc 1 point2 points ago

He will never do this, or anything else. He gives the lowest amount of fucks humanly possible...

[–]jon_lajoie 0 points1 point ago

You called?

[–]matt22mccarthy 1 point2 points ago

WHO DOWNVOTES THESE THINGS?!?! Fucking retards.

[–]Asassin4TW 0 points1 point ago

Good guy john makes a IAMA and dosnt ask you to show your genatalia

[–]CaptainObliviousIII 0 points1 point ago

I want to drink three penis wine wine with this man.

[–]guzjon66 0 points1 point ago

Taco!!!!!!!!

[–]abeeteme 0 points1 point ago

i wanna ask him about the LEAUGE, great fucking show

[–]baultista 0 points1 point ago

He just seems like a really cool French Canadian dude. Of course if our last celebrity AMA is any indication, he'll probably just come here to answer questions about The League.

[–]Kerow 0 points1 point ago

He must confirm his IAMA with rapist glases

[–]Old1e -1 points0 points ago

How did you manage to get so popular despite having the comedic wit of a rock? (No offense to any rocks out there)

[–]DangerDick26 0 points1 point ago

That is one IAmA I would actually read!

[–]safetymeeting 0 points1 point ago

a song would be GREATLY appreciated

[–]Crystalyze14 0 points1 point ago

He'll get fired if he answers the final question, any YouTuber would.

[–]balrog16 0 points1 point ago

I don't give a f#&k if he does an IAmI! He is a genius!

[–]Stiffstick -1 points0 points ago

I have several questions for JL:

  1. How much horse semen actually does fit in a human asshole?

  2. Did you ever actually soak your arm in kerosene, light it, and fist fuck a goat?

  3. Where do hats come from? How are they made? There are so many different kinds of hats, made from so many different materials, and colors, army caps, those weird brown people wrappy hat, I don't know what that is but that's another hat. Those grandfather looking hats, I mean where are all these coming from?

  4. If we are all part of a growing whole, and all come from the same place and we are all one and share the same essence, why cant I have sex with my friends sister without him getting mad at me? Shes hot.....I want to get in that.

[–]timboss94 0 points1 point ago

“Six points from Flacco means you get The Sacko…from Taco.”

[–]Sexwax 0 points1 point ago

I won't be surprised if he does one, he was really nice when I met him.

[–]PicklesofTruth 0 points1 point ago

i'm seeing a lot of love for lajoie... but very few mentions of the league.

this post brought to you by tacocorp.

[–]blind-o 0 points1 point ago

..marijuhana...

[–]Stiffstick 0 points1 point ago

Old people burning! Old people burning!

[–]ViaRoarUgh 0 points1 point ago

He's the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.

[–]jayj76 1 point2 points ago

This, as rarely is the case, is an excellent AMA request.

[–]slipknot6477 0 points1 point ago

how is number four relevant?

[–]Sean5861 0 points1 point ago

AMA: Ask me anything

[–]ThePiderman[S] 0 points1 point ago

He's a person. How can anything not be related?

[–]A-SES 0 points1 point ago

Global childhood cancer rates are on the rise.

Our everyday low prices are not.

Tennis balls, 3 for $2.99

[–]slipknot6477 0 points1 point ago

All the quotes of his videos are from MC Vagina, shows who is the favorite.

[–]IAMAJonLajoie 0 points1 point ago

JUST HAVE SEX WITHEM

[–]lonebutterfish 0 points1 point ago

Let's get this IAMA, i really would like to see it. He is a hilarious guy and I bet his IAMA would make us all laugh. Let's hope he does it!

[–]h989 0 points1 point ago

How often do you come back to St-Hubert? I think I use to see you at the Bus Terminus in Brossard.

[–]greatbluesea 0 points1 point ago

Helps me forget about my cancer.

[–]LittleStallin 0 points1 point ago

It's a line from the song...

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[–]maplestaples 0 points1 point ago

Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am