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[–]Sure_Ill_Be_Honest 357 points358 points ago

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What do you know about him that you really wish you didn't know?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 566 points567 points ago

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lol. i think thats pretty easy to guess

[–]panterspot 418 points419 points ago

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The size of his weiner?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 1534 points1535 points ago

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the size of his erect weiner

[–]SlappaDaBass 872 points873 points ago

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...and that it's bent at the end? I'm sorry but it was always an ongoing joke amongst my circle of friends in college that we would reference Lee Stone's dick as a boomerwang.

[–]CantHearYou 951 points952 points ago

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Anybody else find this slightly odd?

[–]ani625 383 points384 points ago

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Your circle, right.

[–]SlappaDaBass 105 points106 points ago

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The circle didn't involve jerking, I swear.

[–]redditorfor16days 90 points91 points ago

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the minute details of his shaved anus?

[–]DrBaltico 117 points118 points ago

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DING DING DING DING DING

[–]gbimmer 471 points472 points ago

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DONG

[–]finanseer 268 points269 points ago

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Also, do you think its a completely different dynamic being the child of a male pornstar? I would assume sons who have their moms as known actresses must be completely mindfucked in a whole different way. Thanks for doing this btw.

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 546 points547 points ago

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i think guys handle the sex industry better than women. all the women ive met in porn and my mom who used to strip, tend to have wild mood swings.

[–]fingerguns 1234 points1235 points ago

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Have you met any women outside of porn? Because I have some news that may surprise you...

[–]PandaJones 616 points617 points ago

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I am a woman and I have wild mood swings. TIL I have what it takes to be a pornstar.

[–]dreadnaughtfearnot 234 points235 points ago

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cant wait for "Panda-Moan-ium"

[–]DrnkyourOvltine 51 points52 points ago

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you have the name down.

[–]botena 76 points77 points ago

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Very interesting observation.

[–][deleted] 791 points792 points ago

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What's your favorite movie your dad made?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 1623 points1624 points ago

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lee stone fucks black wizards momma up the ass

[–]north0 1624 points1625 points ago

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a modern day classic

[–]skcin7 1851 points1852 points ago

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The book was better.

[–]lemonpjb 995 points996 points ago

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yeah but the pages are all stuck together.

[–]cerebralscrub44 1016 points1017 points ago

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[–]xaviiUT 304 points305 points ago

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i never thought this gif could be used to this degree of perfection

[–]DrBaltico 52 points53 points ago

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Good taste, Alyssa.

[–]finanseer 244 points245 points ago

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Would you ever consider a career in the industry?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 741 points742 points ago

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it does kind of interest me a tiny tiny bit. but then i meet the women in the industry and i think "i don't want to end up like her" and change my mind haha

[–]sublime19 245 points246 points ago

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What is it about them?

[–]KissMeHelga 81 points82 points ago

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That's interesting. What's your take on the "women in the industry", how do they end up?

[–]imwatters 501 points502 points ago

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loose

[–]panterspot 336 points337 points ago

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Have you ever been on a fieldtrip to his job?

It had to be asked.

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 1187 points1188 points ago

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in 9th grade i did a report on him just because i really really hated my English teacher.

[–]panterspot 374 points375 points ago

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What did the English teacher think about the report?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 934 points935 points ago

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i wasn't allowed to finish it because it was inappropriate and i got a 0 because she thought it was made up. i had the guys in class back me up that it was true and i got a D+ because i wasn't able to do the oral report and only the written report.

[–]jezcrossland 1421 points1422 points ago

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oral report....

[–]Gycklarn 612 points613 points ago

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i wasn't able to do the oral report

Oh you.

[–]shelldog 1113 points1114 points ago

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[–]zsnowmanz 606 points607 points ago

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have you ever hooked up with a pornstar? do they fuck better than regular dudes?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 836 points837 points ago

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yes x2

[–]Shakedown_1979 381 points382 points ago

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How did that happen?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 593 points594 points ago

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this is going to get me in trouble. cant really answer haha

[–]Crepti 210 points211 points ago

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From that can we assume it was a 'colleague' of your father's?

[–]shelldog 625 points626 points ago

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It was...

Dramatic turn

..TAD!!

[–]Physics101 888 points889 points ago

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It was...

Dramatic turn

..DAD!!

[–]shelldog 837 points838 points ago

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[–]alyssastonerose[S] 419 points420 points ago

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that would be like incest

[–]FilthFlarnFilth 1156 points1157 points ago

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Yes, just like it.

[–]orthogonality 335 points336 points ago

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Maeby.

[–]Vic_Rattlehead 266 points267 points ago

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Pleeeease? We'll be your best friend!

Also did your first response mean that you've hooked up with two pornstars, or that you've hooked up with one pornstar and he fucks better than regular dudes?

[–]sniffles_snort 261 points262 points ago

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I read it as 'yes on both counts'

[–]rsrsrsrs 44 points45 points ago

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Porn star kids these days...

[–]sidney_crago 142 points143 points ago

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Seems likely that said "hook-up" occurred while she was still a minor, which might explain some of her reluctance to expand on the subject.

[–]vingverm 325 points326 points ago

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Have you ever seen his work by accident? What do you think he would say if you wanted to get in to it? Thoughts on pornography?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 497 points498 points ago

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i like it. and i dont want to blame him cause again, i would only stay on weekends. i have a really religious mom. i am how i am but i think its DNA and not his fault. i have seen his stuff cause a lot is out there. i dont watch for very long. but im not freaked out either. im kinda desensitized.

[–]datmass 303 points304 points ago

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What does your mother think about his career?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 1069 points1070 points ago

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mom was a stripper so she has no room to talk but she is very against it.

[–]HINDBRAIN 1104 points1105 points ago

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Somehow I find this very amusing.

[–]jooes 583 points584 points ago

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i have a really religious mom.

mom was a stripper

Nice...

[–]vingverm 156 points157 points ago

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Very religious mum & porno-actor dad = quite the family. I'd imagine you'd be well adjusted to anything. That said, I'd hate to see either one of my parents on the job.

I'm not quite sure what you're referring to with "i don't want to blame him", and "its DNA and not his fault".

[–]Wilsonwiz 127 points128 points ago

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It's a sitcom waiting to happen.

[–]bonaqo 150 points151 points ago

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How I met your mother

[–]sniffles_snort 438 points439 points ago

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How we all met your mother.

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 525 points526 points ago

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oh well i am a pretty sexual person myself. but i dont want people to say "aww if she didnt have a dad who was a porn star she wouldn't be that way." me being the way i am has really nothing to do with him. i've always just been a curious little monkey

[–]411eli 676 points677 points ago

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Well, come on in...

[–]waitonemoment 114 points115 points ago

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this video could go under just about every answer of hers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkiQRB0P-5c

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 371 points372 points ago

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oh and i shold mention tads daughter is nothing like me so i think it really has to do with your character and who you are not so much what your parents do in my opinion lol

[–]Kevinsense 695 points696 points ago

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odd place for a lol

[–]fingerguns 1845 points1846 points ago

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That's called a "teenager full stop".

[–]TTLeave 886 points887 points ago

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I genuinely like to believe that all teenagers on the internet burst into hysterical laughter and the end of typing every sentence.

[–]FmMan3 371 points372 points ago

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Yeah, me too roflmfao

[–]sleepyworm 647 points648 points ago

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Across the pond we call it a "teenager period" and we freak out when that fully stops.

[–]Chewbaca43vr 47 points48 points ago

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1892- "We would like to invite you to visit, stop. You'll have to come via covered wagon, stop."

2011- "You should come over for dinner, lol. You can come in your car, lol."

[–]mtg4l 24 points25 points ago

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A lot of college kids do this IRL. It's like they're really afraid of sounding too assertive so they add a chuckle at the end of every sentence.

[–]Bromleyisms 155 points156 points ago

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she's doing this from her phone, she must be in text mode ಠ_ಠ

[–]malaki34 1237 points1238 points ago

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Looks like your dad isn't reddit friendly

[–]Tor_Coolguy 925 points926 points ago

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Why have I not been told that Reddit has a llama?

[–]gersploosh 494 points495 points ago

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Because it's a lama.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 337 points338 points ago

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Actually, two lamas.

[–]Fillup231 278 points279 points ago

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Iama web bullshit

Indeed, sir

[–]Zeppelanoid 794 points795 points ago

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Is he bitching about web bullshit on fucking twitter?

Oh, the irony.

[–]Eilif 202 points203 points ago

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Well, for one, it doesn't seem like he's bitching. It comes across to me as "daughter told me to post something on twitter about something something, I wasn't actually paying attention, but here it is."

Two, capitalizing on a marketing mechanic/electronic communication tool does not mean that you think it's cool or awesome, just that the cost-benefit equation is favorable.

[–]IKnowMyPorn 532 points533 points ago

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How does he feel about fucking 18 year olds when he has a daughter the same age?
Does he do the kind of movies where the actress calls him daddy?
How do you feel about the two previous situations?
Do you hang out with porn actresses that have worked with your dad?
Do porn actor call each other by their stage name off camera?
What do your friends think about it?

[–]cp5184 247 points248 points ago

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What has your dad told you about sex, and what do you think about it?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 441 points442 points ago

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anything i want to know i have been able to ask. but it was my boyfriends and guy friends who talked to him more about that stuff haha.

[–]IKnowMyPorn 397 points398 points ago

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He gave your boyfriends sex pointers?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 700 points701 points ago

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he gave my guy friends sex pointers and for some reason young guys like to ask porn stars if there weiner is normal.

[–]woohhaa 1249 points1250 points ago

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So they whip out their hogs and ask your dad if it looks alright?

[–]Rubin0 1396 points1397 points ago

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"Do you think this would be acceptable for your daughter?"

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[–]Woman_Tamer 476 points477 points ago

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I rarely lose my shit on reddit, but my shit went out the window when I read this. Nice touch.

[–]wankerbot 495 points496 points ago

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I rarely lose my shit on reddit, but my shit went out the window when I read this.

What have we learned today? Woman_Tamer has poor sphincter control, should really keep his window closed, and people on the sidewalk outside should not loiter.

[–]CantHearYou 205 points206 points ago

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These bots are getting intelligent.

[–]finanseer 255 points256 points ago

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I dont always show my penis to other men, but when its a male pornstar, i ask for pointers to improve my masturbation.

[–]neptunesbeard 28 points29 points ago

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is it ?

[–]datmass 311 points312 points ago

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Most awkward moment considering your dads career?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 637 points638 points ago

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being over when a girl(s) spent the night.

[–]quantum_guy 457 points458 points ago

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girl(s) spent the night.

Go on...

[–]IchooseYou 1180 points1181 points ago

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Girls is the plural of girl, it means there was more than one girl

[–]Fealiks 60 points61 points ago

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Oh, thanks

[–]IKnowMyPorn 386 points387 points ago

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Does he make a comfortable living doing what he does? I hear a lot of the guys has to do gay for pay to get some real money.

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 764 points765 points ago

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hes really homophobic. when my gay friends are over he sweats

[–]411eli 542 points543 points ago

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"Oh no, he saw my wiener"

[–]BDaught 482 points483 points ago

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"He knows how it bends down at the end."

[–]JudahTC 143 points144 points ago

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[–]imasickcunt 136 points137 points ago

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Did he proactively deter you from the porn industry?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 345 points346 points ago

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no thats what my mom is for. my mom is a born again Christian /ex-Mormon. its creepy to say that hed encourage me but he hasn't discourged me. hes done neither. just let me live my life.

[–]JoeofLoath 34 points35 points ago

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Was she born again or Mormon when she was a stripper?

[–]HungryMoblin 34 points35 points ago

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and yeah she was a mormon growing up, left the church and became a stripper to rebel. then had me and converted to the really extreme form of christianity

[–]CantHearYou 70 points71 points ago

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This damn woman keeps getting born.

[–]sir_fancypants 133 points134 points ago

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Would you say that having a porn star for a father has affected your views on men and women? At what age did you start dating?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 228 points229 points ago

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i wasn't able to date till i was 16 and could drive away from my moms house. before that just had "guy" friends.

[–]esmooth 253 points254 points ago

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do you mean, guy "friends"?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 367 points368 points ago

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a little

[–]rotzooi 686 points687 points ago

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just the tip?

[–]_archer_ 188 points189 points ago

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God, everything makes you uncomfortable!

[–]sebkul 435 points436 points ago

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When someone delivers pizza to your house, does the door bell go: Bam-chicka-bam-bam? .. and then you: "Oh, I don't have any money to pay for the pizza...". I just see your dad running in from the other room "I've got cash right here... now get the hell out of here pizza boy!"

[–]dadmachine 60 points61 points ago

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Have you felt his lifestyle influenced your life in any way, either negative or positive?

Did your friends know when you were growing up?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 120 points121 points ago

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i didnt even know growing up till i was 12. and his lifestyle i dont know, im more open than a lot of people i know. i started sexually active young but i never lived with him till now so i cant really blame him for it.

[–]smackfrog 211 points212 points ago

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Long and skinny or short and beefy?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 563 points564 points ago

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thats like saying my dads or tads hahaha. either is fine. its what its attached to that matters

[–]johnnygrant 843 points844 points ago

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"dads or tads, what shall I have"

[–]SeekingJasey 829 points830 points ago

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Written by Dr Suess.

[–]JibberGXP 1564 points1565 points ago

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Dads or Tads?

Which one shall I grab?

The one with the bend?

Or the saggier nads?

I prefer either staff.

One long and one fat.

Tis not the looks that matter.

But to whom it's attached.

[–]JibberGXP 379 points380 points ago

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I am way too proud of this. I feel like I should start an erotic porn rhyme book series.

Dr. Masseuse.

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[–]TheKid90 258 points259 points ago

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thats like saying my dads or tads hahaha

O_O

[–]foreveracunt 20 points21 points ago

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I feel you man, I'm afraid of this girl now.

[–]medyas 60 points61 points ago

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that's such a hilarious way of saying something so sweet

[–]claudioER 301 points302 points ago

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Do you watch porn?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 452 points453 points ago

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yeah.

[–]Modus_Pwninz 710 points711 points ago

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You're quite the fucking risk taker.

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 389 points390 points ago

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lol it happens. but seriously its not that common. especially since he doesn't do web porn.

[–]finanseer 215 points216 points ago

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Searches frantically the tube sites for this type of fetish porn

[–]vingverm 169 points170 points ago

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I think it's like Spiderman porn? I'm totally against that.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go put on my crotchless Batman outfit.

[–]claudioER 149 points150 points ago

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have you ever watched a video your dad was in?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 363 points364 points ago

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not all the way through no. just clips and then would back out of it once i realized he was in.

[–]cerebralscrub44 1353 points1354 points ago

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lesbians on a bed, going at it...

oh yeah, this is getting hot...

Your naked dad walks in with a huge boner

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]locust375 264 points265 points ago

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This made me laugh so hard I woke up my roommate.

[–]finanseer 701 points702 points ago

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once i realized he was in.

You'd make any father proud!

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 640 points641 points ago

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you guys are funny for sure. i meant once i saw that he was in the scene. didn't mean i'd wait till he entered her and then back out.

[–]johnnygrant 224 points225 points ago

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:)

[–]GroinSniper 429 points430 points ago

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Can you ask your dad what makes his wiener crooked like that?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 554 points555 points ago

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you can tweet him that question if your serious.

[–]GroinSniper 414 points415 points ago

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Didn't even think about that! Thanks!

[–]Sneaklemming 853 points854 points ago

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Your username makes me uneasy.

[–]GroinSniper 703 points704 points ago

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It should.

[–]askubs94 118 points119 points ago

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[–]spatterjay 54 points55 points ago

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Now I need to go see what your dad looks like.

I don't watch a lot of porn, but maybe I've seen him before.

My question(s): when exactly did your mom turn Christian? Did the fact that she's so fanatic(is she?) make you dislike Christians in general? Have any of your boyfriends ever been intimidated by your dad's career - and does your dad have anything against you having boyfriends?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 148 points149 points ago

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my dads been very cool with the guys i date except when i went through a short emo phase. she has been religious since i can remember though she has admitted to having been a stripper (which my dad told me first) the thing that bugged me more was that a big chunk of my early childhood it was my grandma who was always there for me and my mom would work and was really immature and say things like "i worked all day i need a break" when i would want to hang out with her. she was religious then but not a good mom. then around 9 10, she got remarried and turned into a housewife and pretended like she had been the best mom my whole life. she started getting really preachy. i have church friends because up until my 18th birthday i HAD to go to church. and it wasn't that i didn't want to go, i actually wanted to go to a mormon church because my grandma was mormon. By the time i was in 8th grade though i didn't want to be either mormon or christian. I still go to church sometimes if she puts on the guilt trip. I'll go on special holidays. My dad is catholic which i find really really weird considering what he does.

[–]theodore_q 32 points33 points ago

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Your dad is a catholic, does he talk about his work in the confessional box?

[–]Rubin0 299 points300 points ago

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"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

"Yes. I know."

[–]kanahmal 161 points162 points ago

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How did your mom end up hooking up with your dad (you say she was a mormon/is a christian). Was she aware of your dad's career choice? Or was he even in it at the time?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 322 points323 points ago

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and yeah she was a mormon growing up, left the church and became a stripper to rebel. then had me and converted to the really extreme form of christianity

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 507 points508 points ago

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they met before he was in porn. my dad used to have a construction business and was a big fan of strip clubs, hookers, he was basically charlie sheen on steroids.

[–]kanahmal 228 points229 points ago

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Is he still an extreme Charlie Sheen type character? From the pics I've seen he seems kind of like the assholeish type, but that could just be my preconceived notion of 'buff porn stars with tribal tattoos'.

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 774 points775 points ago

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he's an asshole. but i love him.

[–][deleted] 283 points284 points ago

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Well..that's...honest!

[–]xxcaponexx 179 points180 points ago

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Great Post!

What age were you when you lost your virginity?

Do you currently have a boyfriend??

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 345 points346 points ago

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i am two weeks single. and i started fooling around at 13. went all the way though with my first boyfriend at 16

[–]g-rob2 256 points257 points ago

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Hear that, everyone! She's single!

[–]RustyHatchet 46 points47 points ago

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[–]Frickmaster 29 points30 points ago

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Does your dad ever come home after a long day of work and be like:

"What an awful day. The lady I had to work with couldn't suck a dick for the life of her and she kept messing up the anal scene so I had to fuck her ass for like... twice as long. The whole day was just terrible."

I would love to hear how pornstars complain after a long day of work, just like any other working person.

[–]Stardom-taco 123 points124 points ago

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Has any pornstars ever babysat you, when you were a kid?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 242 points243 points ago

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no was raised by my mom. was only babysat by my grandma who raised me more than either parent did lol.

[–]Stardom-taco 51 points52 points ago

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OK. Does any of your friends know what your Dad does, if yes, has it caused problems, awkward situations etc for you?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 218 points219 points ago

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no my friends are cool. only a problem if they crush on him or try to flirt. that can be annoying as fuck

[–]mAc1d 225 points226 points ago

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Must ask,any of your friends ever slept with your dad/tried to ?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 338 points339 points ago

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gotta go shower. be back later after work. you guys have been pretty funny

[–]severus66 561 points562 points ago

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Is this another attempt to turn Reddit on?

[–]Rawrjeevz 270 points271 points ago

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Either way it's working ..

[–]marusz 53 points54 points ago

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"I'll answer your question but let me put my thongs on first"

[–]A_Slow_Descent 927 points928 points ago

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pics or it didn't happen

[–]Morphix007 429 points430 points ago

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What do you rate your oral skills out of ten

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 764 points765 points ago

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10

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 1372 points1373 points ago

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i just had to say that cause tad says the reddit people get easily turned on for no reason hahaha

[–]ZOOMj 2360 points2361 points ago

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You had me at "1"

[–]Malkris 112 points113 points ago

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Flawless.

[–]wtmh 827 points828 points ago

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Good sir, I have a wicked flu, and I laughed at this until I threw up.

Just thought you might want to go about your day knowing you made someone laugh so hard they puked.

[–]h6x6n 97 points98 points ago

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Now you are turning me on

[–]wtmh 30 points31 points ago

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I get that a lot almost never.

[–]AuroraDark 35 points36 points ago

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Post of the day

[–]cwil177 191 points192 points ago

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I've never seen a truer comment on Reddit.

[–]flapjackery 107 points108 points ago

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they do

[–]Bromleyisms 185 points186 points ago

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Cocky, aren't we?

[–][deleted] 162 points163 points ago*

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Ever have any slumber parties with your dad's coworkers?

Follow up question: ever saw yourself hooking up with any of his coworkers (male and female) now that you're 18?

I hate to sound pervy and creepy pasta, but inquiring minds would like to know.

[–]siddoflo 757 points758 points ago

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"I hate to sound pervy" - IFingerBangedYourCat

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 217 points218 points ago

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some.

[–]Diablo87 56 points57 points ago

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You're regretting telling your dad about this aren't you.

[–]jjjwheat 66 points67 points ago

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Any plans to become a porn star yourself?

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 129 points130 points ago

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no plans. who knows though.

[–]cbrandolino 202 points203 points ago

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Please do that, and convince at least one person in your offspring.

The Stone family. Three generations of experience in porn.

[–]alyssastonerose[S] 207 points208 points ago

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if it was anyone it would be me. my sister is quiet and artsy and wants to be a photographer.

[–]Gycklarn 525 points526 points ago

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I smell a family business!

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[–]mingus-nous 149 points150 points ago

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ತಎತ

[–]jarikulli 258 points259 points ago

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alyssa is doing a lama web bullshit thing like Billy.

https://twitter.com/#!/leestonerose/status/139343443599171584

[–]megaflax 1382 points1383 points ago

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For the lazy, here's a picture of him.

[–]muddyalcapones 601 points602 points ago

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I will never tire of this meme.

...until I do.

[–]WildfireFox 582 points583 points ago

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Do you own a car? Does it go really fast?