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[–]jefuchs 53 points54 points ago*

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Here's my wedding picture.

http://i.imgur.com/kExZ4.jpg

No, my wife wasn't in heels (though most women's shoes do add more height than most men's). I'm about 5'2" or 5'3" (been a long time since I bothered to check). We've been married since 1983. Yes, people giggle at our height difference.

Fact 1: Short guys don't get as many women.

Fact 2: You don't need many women. You need one.

[–]pumpkinmuffin 4 points5 points ago

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dude you're a good looking guy i don't think being 5'2 affected that much

[–]Cromanomaly 9 points10 points ago

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Your fact 1 is limited to guys who let their height eat at their self esteem. Being short does not matter, yeah those guys who are taller than you have it easier. Maybe my years of wrestling guys taller than me (being short and considerably heavy in elementary/junior high puts you up against guys a foot taller than you) helped my self esteem. I am not proof that short guys get many women but a few of my friends are. Short men are also more approachable than taller guys, this is one of our advantages.

[–]JESUSCOLORADO 7 points8 points ago

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I am also 5'2" And yes it has made my self esteem Teflon coated, but until you have had an attractive woman laugh derisively at you after asking her to dance you cannot relate.

[–]havntreddit 3 points4 points ago

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Honestly, those women aren't worth it. I'm tall (6'3"), but everyone has been laughed at by someone who thinks they're too good for you. Height doesn't make you immune to bitchiness.

[–]ezri_dax 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, girls who do that are so stupid and superficial that they insult what it is to be female for the rest of us women out there. Those women can suck it.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 23 points24 points ago

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Those women can suck it.

But they won't. :(

[–]pork_chop_sandwiches 0 points1 point ago

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The other week I was seated on a flight watching people as they boarded. A shorter guy, about 5'4", walked passed an aisle of attractive girls, smiled at them and said hi. I didn't hear them answer back and after he passed one of the girls said to her other companions "ugghhh....short guys are so gross." I laughed pretty hard....not because I thought what the girl said was funny but because of the sheer level of shallowness that I didn't think was possible in a human being.

[–]jefuchs 7 points8 points ago

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"A few of your friends" can't disprove what's true for short guys in general. Sorry, but it's a pet peeve of mine that some people point out the anecdotal exceptions, and think that it disproves the theory.

A recent example I gave on Reddit is the statement you often hear that Americans are bad at geography. We all know this to be a documented truth. But there are geography scholars in America... so does that make it untrue? No. In general, we're bad at geography, and in general, women avoid short men (read the personals ads to see that).

So a few short guys with excellent social skills do not disprove the fact that it's harder for short guys in general to get women. I've been short for 50 years, and I know what I'm talking about. I haven't been a failure at romance. I got married at age 23. But I didn't have the opportunities to get as many women as the tall guys did. That's the experience of short guys in general.

[–]anecdotal-evidence 3 points4 points ago

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I've been short for 50 years, and I know what I'm talking about. I haven't been a failure at romance. I got married at age 23. But I didn't have the opportunities to get as many women as the tall guys did. That's the experience of short guys in general.

You do realize this is anecdotal?

[–]jefuchs 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. Thank you.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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This. Couldn't argument better myself. Maybe on a smaller scale you can somehow rig the chances; working on big numbers it's a different thing altogether.

[–]bigchiefhoho 3 points4 points ago

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Eh, as a girl... I would feel incredibly weird dating a guy shorter than me. I just prefer having a guy who is bigger than I am. Fortunately, at 5'2", that doesn't shut out too many guys. My boyfriend is about 5'6" and it's about perfect.

Now, let the downvotes for being picky commence. :)

[–]katedahlstrand 6 points7 points ago

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my best friend is the coolest girl i know. At 6'2, she has NEVER been with a guy her height or taller. Her current boyfriend is 5'8, her shortest boyfriend was 5'1. The pictures, at first, look funny. Then you see how much they love each other and that height really just does not matter.

[–]grantmclean 3 points4 points ago

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No downvotes, you can't help how you feel. I have similar problems dating women heavier than I am. It's not rational but it keeps you from feeling what you should feel.

For the record, 5'4" and I've been known to bitch about this phenomenon.

[–]jefuchs 3 points4 points ago

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No downvotes from this short guy. You're proving my point.

[–]Peanub 1 point2 points ago

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Women tend to go for taller men because its an instinct in them to have offspring with the strongest father. Typically, taller men would be considered to have better genes than shorter men. When I first heard this I thought that it was a little funny to say that how some woman choose men is still determined on instinctual behaviour... but then I look back at all my past relationships and every guy has been over 6ft o.O

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Fact 1: Short guys don't get many women.

Probably.

Fact 2: You don't need many women. You need one.

Disagree, here. I don't believe in mating for life, or marriage. Happy that it worked for you, though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Was it a shotgun wedding (witness the gun on the mantle)?

[–]jefuchs 1 point2 points ago

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LOL. No, but her dad posed with us holding a baby, and him holding a shotgun. Wasn't our baby. We still don''t have kids.

[–]stfuendie 2 points3 points ago

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no kids cuz you're short?

[–]IndigoFerrari 1 point2 points ago

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trolling perfected.

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 2 points3 points ago

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It's a good start, however. You can always work on your game. I can't work on my height.

[–]stfuendie 4 points5 points ago

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Have you tried the wheelchair/vet angle?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Lame, dude.

[–]stfuendie 8 points9 points ago

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well... at least i'm taller than you.

[–]jefuchs 2 points3 points ago

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I never said it was a guarantee. Just an advantage. All things being equal, taller guys are favored.

[–]bloosteak 0 points1 point ago

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Fact 1 is untrue though. You say that because it makes yourself feel better about your own inadequacies. After all if it was a fact, it's not your fault and there's nothing you can do about it.
No different than black inner city youth believing that they cannot excel in academics or Asian-Americans believing they are naturally bad at sports.

[–]jefuchs 2 points3 points ago

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What inadequacies? I'm doing fine. I've had a good sex life for 30 years.

Say the sky is blue and the internet will argue against it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, ignore these people. Congratulations for having a good life, don't let others get to you.

dating short guys is NOT hard at all. It's actually a lot easier. I just can't find guys that are confident and either 5'1" or thereabouts :(. Tippytoes and craning my neck hurts.

[–]Chris1218218 12 points13 points ago

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I was tall and fat in highschool with a speech impediment.

I'm pretty sure we had mostly the same experience.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Probably. Same experience with different flavors.

[–]Smight 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure you didn't. People have more qualms against angering huge people that tower over them.

[–]Chris1218218 3 points4 points ago

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Not really, not in my experience anyway. I got threatened, made fun of, gotten into a few fights, and people constantly talked behind my back.

Maybe it's because I was really, really fat and had a super high voice, but it was bad.

Most of high school was hell actually.

[–]Smight 0 points1 point ago

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How well do you think you would have done in those fights had you been a foot shorter than your opponents?

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You would have just been ignored by everyone all the time if you were tall. I implore you to not underestimate what kind of hell that is.

[–]grantmclean 0 points1 point ago

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Jason Segal used to get beat all the time.

[–]Cromanomaly 0 points1 point ago

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It is all relative. Everyone thinks they are the most victimized for their downfalls.

[–]Smight 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure they do. I'm also sure that if anyone had the choice between being short or tall while being fat with a speech impedament that they would pick tall every time.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Nice point.

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 3 points4 points ago

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It works better for the tall guys, for obvious reasons.

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Nope.

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 7 points8 points ago

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....Nope. Never had one.

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 5 points6 points ago

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No bad experiences nor traumas. I simply never tried because I assumed that I would be rejected, and ultimately it wasn't worth it. I simply refocused my priorities and basically ignored women for my whole life.

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 4 points5 points ago

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You know you've spent too much time on the internet when you don't need to click or hover on a quote to recognize where it is from. Damn.

[–]lurkergirl 4 points5 points ago

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I'm dating a guy how is about 5''2' (I'm 5''3' and some change and he is an inch or so shorter). Not all of us girls are completely shallow. :-)

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Yes, you are! Stop sullying my stereotypes! :P

[–]lurkergirl 1 point2 points ago

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I'll admit that most are, so your stereotype is still valid. ;-)

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you, madam.

[–]jefuchs 4 points5 points ago

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One advantage that I have is geography. Here in South Louisiana there is a high percentage of short men. I never really noticed until I took a trip to Chicago last year, and felt like a dwarf. Nobody was short, except for one Mexican guy I saw.

I don't stand out as being impossibly short here. I'd never move to Chicago if I were single, though.

[–]cancon 2 points3 points ago

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A friend and I once took a trip to Boston and couldn't believe how tall everyone seemed to be. We are both just under 6 feet, and I have never been around so many women that were taller than me. One day we were shopping and every shirt we tried on went down below our waists and we couldn't figure out why until one epic moment when we locked eyes and it dawned on us at the same time, "ITS BECAUSE EVERYONE'S SO FUCKING TALL". Must be something in the water up there.

[–]Cromanomaly 4 points5 points ago

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I am short (5' 5") and so are a few of my friends. I have never blamed my height for my girl problems because my friends who are my height get laid the most out of anyone I know of any heights. Of course, a couple of them could have come straight from comic books with their physique (wrestle in college), it does not help that they also carry no shame.

The way I look at it: short guys may have a tougher time compared to taller men for picking up girls but it does not disqualify us. Personality, confidence, and attitude is what will disqualify anyone.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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The way I look at it: short guys may have a tougher time compared to taller men for picking up girls but it does not disqualify us. Personality, confidence, and attitude is what will disqualify anyone.

I second this. Attitude is probably everything. I simply don't have time to work on that.

[–]SquirtSquirtSquirtle 7 points8 points ago*

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I know a short guy... about 5'2" to 5'3"... he is 27 years old, graduated college, making decent money at a stable job. He's an interesting, smart, funny guy. Dated many women, and even I at one point was interested in him.

I also knew another short guy in high school, very intelligent, philosophical, artsy, and generally fun to be around.He had no problems getting girls.

Don't give up hope, just be yourself. Women (the ones who are worth your time at least) will learn to overlook your height (no pun intended) if you can show them your other positive qualities.

[–]hegemonic 16 points17 points ago

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Even you??? Impossible.

[–]reveazure 4 points5 points ago

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Inconceivable

[–]professionalstudent 2 points3 points ago

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Unbelievable

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I am probably a combination of the two. College, artsy, you name it. I could (and can) do all this also thanks to the fact that I never wasted time chasing tail. I always am myself. Always. And never change for anyone.

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Just be confident. Trust me, it makes everything else better. There are a lot of girls out there that would prefer guys of your height to taller guys.

[–]adolfojp 0 points1 point ago*

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You could always try moving to a place where people are shorter. I've had two girlfriends whose height is 5'2", a friend who is 5'5", and a client/boss who is about 5'4" and is kind of a pimp. Their heights have never really been an issue around here.

And whenever you start feeling inadequate just look at Kucinich and his wife. :-)

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disregard females acquire currency?

[–]phathippo 36 points37 points ago

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How is being two feet and five inches?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 3 points4 points ago

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It's smurfing!

(I really didn't notice)

[–]cht13er 4 points5 points ago

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I initially was going to post and say that 5"2' tall had got to be close to a Guinness record ... but the shortest person is way taller at 2 feet and 5.37 inches.

[–]BAawareness 2 points3 points ago

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I'm 4"11', female..I'm 22 and can get in basically anywhere as a child, even though I have 2 kids of my own.I don't believe I look young at all though.

[–]Rossoneri 4 points5 points ago

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Why do you have a problem sharing your lucky charms?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Because they are mine. Also, they are sugary and unhealthy.

[–]grantmclean 2 points3 points ago

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Also, they are magically delicious

FTFY

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[–]DustinR 2 points3 points ago

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What the fuck are you 30thelement ?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago*

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Trust me dude, if you want a girlfriend your height is not that big of an issue.

I know that I could probably get one, I saw even shorter - even crippled - guys getting one. I simply don't want one. When I was younger it wasn't cool - now that I saw how it turned out for most people (divorce or broken hearts) it's a freaking blessing.

Plus you have average size penis which probably looks pretty big for your stature!

Creepy!

[–]Smight 2 points3 points ago

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The internet watches you pee. Sorry if this comes as a shock to you.

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 14 points15 points ago

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It comes from an old joke. You know, when it rains, I am usually the last to notice. Unless there's a midget around.

[–]claudemonet 1 point2 points ago

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Or someone who is nearby, but indoors, and not currently looking outside. Unless you are indoors also?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 4 points5 points ago

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You... Buzz Killington.

[–]anecdotal-evidence 2 points3 points ago

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Do you get called "cute" a lot, and if so, do you just hate that word?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 3 points4 points ago

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No, never. Probably because I never really got close enough to a woman to let her utter the word. :)

[–]anecdotal-evidence 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I think you're cute. :-)

How about "good things come in small packages"?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, for every inspirational quote you throw I can find another demotivational one. :)

I am probably cutish.. like Booboo bear.

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Dude, I was at a club and women were crowded around someone. It was a 5"0' guy. You are really doing it wrong.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Depends on the guy. I am the first to admit that height is secondary. My cousin (the other one) is 5"2' too and scores a lot.

[–]DjNeedles 2 points3 points ago

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What is the most degrading thing that you have ever been told about your height? Was it an intentional insult?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 7 points8 points ago

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I have never been specifically insulted about my height, luckily for my self-esteem. Probably the closest thing was when a teacher in third or fourth grade asked me a question, told me to stand up, I did stand up, and he remarked "I told you to stand up..", followed by general laughter.

[–]JESUSCOLORADO 0 points1 point ago

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So you have never been referred to as Stump, stub, short shit, runt fuck, squats........ You got off lucky.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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No, never. Lucky indeed. But I also was pretty jolly!

[–]JESUSCOLORADO 2 points3 points ago

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It may have a lot to do with your age. I am 43 and there was zero sympathy for anyone who did not conform to the norms at that time.

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Italian heritage, yes. I laughed out loud at this Eddie Murphy bit.

[–]ColonelFuckface 4 points5 points ago

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Haaha me too brother. 5'5". Any taller, and my mother's affair would have been found out.

[–]kobescoresagain 7 points8 points ago

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Who do you look up to the most?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 5 points6 points ago

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If that's a serious question, Sean Stephenson right now. At least as far as accepting yourself goes.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Do you feel smug on airplanes when you get the exit row? I do.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 12 points13 points ago

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No, but flying is surprisingly comfortable.

[–]LordArgon 2 points3 points ago

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lol That's great.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 6 points7 points ago*

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I am serious. I could probably comfortably live in a car as well. I fit in the backseat without even huddling.

[–]NZAllBlacks 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 6'4" and I can tell you right now, I hate god damn airplanes. I have benefited in many other ways from my size, but every time I get on a plane I curse the gods. Car buying has also been an issue. I can only fit comfortably in certain makes and models. You would probably be surprised how many concessions we at the other end have to make.

Also, as a funny anecdote, I went to Japan last summer and spent some time in an older village near Mt. Fuji. The doorways were all still only six feet high and I almost took my head off several times. I had some great bruises just from walking from one room to another.

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

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I completely agree with you (I'm at the same height). Airlines have been marginally better recently because you could reserve exit seats, but choosing a car is such a hassle. Fun fact: if you ever get a SMART Fortwo convertible, it's more comfortable to drop the top and see over the windshield. Also, showerheads rarely reach my head, and it's tough finding suits that fit perfectly.

Aside from that, though, being tall is pretty fucking awesome.

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Two words, my friend: asian girls.

[–]smpx 2 points3 points ago

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Depending on the culture, but East Asian girls (China, Japan, Korea, etc) place a tremendous amount of importance on height. A friend once related to me the three "goods" of finding a mate: Good Education, Good Career, Good Height.

[–]mangoes 1 point2 points ago

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Do you ever lie about your height? Do you wish you took human growth hormone when you were younger? Are you small boned too? Do you have any injuries from being generally smaller than the typical person? Do you carry your height well?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Do you ever lie about your height?

Do you mean online? No, never. It just makes things worse if I eventually meet the person. Better to be straight.

Do you wish you took human growth hormone when you were younger?

No. The person I am now is the result of my stature, too.

Are you small boned too?

I would say I am normal-boned.

Do you have any injuries from being generally smaller than the typical person?

No.

Do you carry your height well?

What do you mean?

[–]jefuchs 2 points3 points ago

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The person I am now is the result of my stature, too.

But you've said that you're too insecure to approach women. Don't go on about being happy with yourself AND giving up on getting a girlfriend without bothering to try.

You and I are the same height, but I would never have thought of it as being reason for an IAmA post. You're clearly letting your height affect your quality of life. Hell, I'm short, and an amputee, and I have ten times the self confidence you have. I don't mean that as an insult. You really need to stop thinking of yourself the way you do.

It's possible you'd be the same way if you were taller, but your posts indicate to me that height is a real problem for you.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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But you've said that you're too insecure to approach women. Don't go on about being happy with yourself AND giving up on getting a girlfriend without bothering to try.

I don't want to spend extra time to "qualify" myself to a woman, that's all. Luckily, time and vicarious experiences ultimately convinced me that in the end, I am having the best long-term results. I experience incredibly low amounts of stress (almost no stress really) for example, because I don't have to deal with the mandatory bullshit a relationship would entail.

[–]jefuchs 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough. Glad it's working for you.

[–]JESUSCOLORADO 0 points1 point ago

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I don't want to spend extra time to "qualify" myself to a woman,

If by "qualify" you mean run her down like a predatory cat chasing a gazelle I completely understand. Once you get them to make that little noise you won't be able to get rid of them.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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What's the little noise?

[–]JESUSCOLORADO 0 points1 point ago

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When women experience a true vaginal, full body orgasm they squeak and shudder. Reading the Kama Sutra at a young age helped me a lot with women. I find that they are reticent to have physical relations initially but after they experience it they always want more. The thing that pisses me off is they usually want to keep things on the "down low" (pun unintended).

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Got it. Probably will never use it, but you can't have too much knowledge. :)

[–]JESUSCOLORADO 0 points1 point ago

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To quote Data from TNG: I am versed in multiple techniques.

[–]claudemonet 1 point2 points ago

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Better to be straight.

homophobe!

[–]mangoes 0 points1 point ago

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I mean would people assume you are taller or shorter than 5'2"?

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I really have no idea. Nobody openly ever told me anything about my height (or lack thereof), so I don't know if I fullfilled some kind of unconscious expectation or not.

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Tallest was probably my grandfather. He was about 6". My father (his son) is 5"2' too, and so is my mother. The tall gene was inherited by my cousin (son of my dad's sister aka my aunt) who is 6" too.

[–]myfriendm 1 point2 points ago

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How self conscious are you about your height? What about when hanging out with friends? Are you the shortest guy?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I am over the self-consciousness for the most part. I simply don't give a fuck anymore about anyone. If they think I am short, that's their business.

All my friends are taller, so yes - I am actually the shortest guy. I occasionally meet someone of the same height, though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What's your ethnicity?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 4 points5 points ago

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100% Caucasian.

[–]Timmetie 1 point2 points ago*

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I'm 1.70 and you just took away my whining privileges about my height.

And I'm sorry, that's probably like 5'8" or something but I'm not looking it up.

[–]lanismycousin 1 point2 points ago

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that isnt short. Short was my ex gf who was 4 ft 5 and she was the tallest in her house. She came from a long line of real short vietnamese people

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Hhmm.. short asian girls.

[–]lanismycousin 3 points4 points ago

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[–]hmoob7 0 points1 point ago

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You're fucking kidding me. I think her family or where ever they came from, were isolated from the real world.

[–]lanismycousin 0 points1 point ago

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No ... her whole family was tiny. She was taller than her mom, dad, sister, and brother. Her cousins were slightly bigger but none of them were tall by any measure. Her tallest cousin was in the neighborhood of 5ft4 or so and he was the tallest of their family that had come to the US.

[–]frickingphil 1 point2 points ago

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lol i'm 21 and 5'1"

about height mattering, i've got a few female friends that say they "can't date anyone shorter than them" but there's always gonna be shallow people and un-shallow people

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think the real rule is "can't date anyone who isn't at least two inches taller than her when she wears five inch heels."

Heels, the worst innovation in fashion ever.

[–]sea_bear 0 points1 point ago

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i'm 21 and 5'9", i'd like to be 6'6"

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

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Unless you want a career in basketball, 6'6 is way too tall. By 6'4 you're already looking at various back problems and whatnot.

[–]hmoob7 0 points1 point ago

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Your height is a good height. I'm about your height. Taller guys have a lot of physical problems that you and I don't experience. There are virtually no survival benefits to being tall.

[–]sea_bear 0 points1 point ago

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I would at least list to surpass the 6' mark.

[–]izanaton 1 point2 points ago

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I'm tall and I don't get any women.

My roommate is super tiny and he gets tons.

BAM

[–]mthode 1 point2 points ago

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I'm just 2 inches taller then you and it does suck...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Greater than 5'2" guys consider themselves short because women consider them short. If you're under 5'7" you might as well be a dwarf. If you're 5'7" to 5'10" you're still strongly disadvantaged in the dating game, but not as badly as if you're under 5'7". I'd say a 5'3" guy has as much of a dating disability as a 6' even guy who had a jar of acid explode in his face. Sure, either can get lucky, but they'd both better be millionaire poets who can tie knots in cherry stems with their tongues while cooking gourmet dinners.

[–]hmoob7 1 point2 points ago

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Are you a man or a woman?

I not sure women take height THAT MUCH into consideration when dating. If she likes you, she likes you regardless. If me being 5'7'' to 5'10'' means I'm strongly disadvantaged in YOUR dating game, I'm really fine about that. I'm sure there are other dating games out there.

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Short girl here. I'm not fussy about height on either end, but I'm more likely to date an under 5'10" guy because somehow the closer height makes the connection feel stronger.

[–]hmoob7 0 points1 point ago

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Appearance does affect first impressions, but beyond that, it's about what his brain can think of and what the mouth will say, and in some cases, how fat his wallet is. :)

I'm about 5'10'' and basically taller than most women. I think that should be good enough. :)

[–]hmoob7 1 point2 points ago

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Girls may say they prefer guys to be this height or this height, but in the end, it's all about confidence and showing an interest in her.

[–]Jewdaism 3 points4 points ago

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I'm 5'5", and contrary to your disbelief, I consider myself short. I also dated a girl for a year who was 5'10". Should probably do an AMA about that.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Interesting..

Can you summarize how'd that go?

[–]Jewdaism 5 points6 points ago

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Surprisingly easily. When you're in a bed, you're the same height!

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That's magic!

[–]yanksruleforever 2 points3 points ago

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Do people actually still care about height? I honestly don't even notice/care how tall or short people are anymore. I don't know why.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea if they actually do. Many people call themselves "short" when they are less than 5"9' or something, so I guess it's still something that gets noticed.

[–]ijontichy 1 point2 points ago

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Do you have a girlfriend? Does height really matter to women?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't have one. I have no idea if height matters or not, I never tried. I am told it doesn't that much, as long as you don't come off as insecure.

[–]jefuchs 1 point2 points ago

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Then why don't you try?

[–]Harrison-H 1 point2 points ago

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Can we get a picture of you standing in a doorway, to compare with the 7' guy from a day or two ago?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, but it wouldn't tell you much. I mean, anyone taller than a doorway is assumed to be extra-tall, but in my case it may simply be that I have a tall doorway. :)

[–]stratocastification 1 point2 points ago

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My roomate is your height and he just went through basic training.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Military?

[–]stratocastification 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, the Army to be more specific.

[–]ArmyofAncients 1 point2 points ago

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So you're short huh? Big whoop wanna fight about it?

[–]badquestionmcgee 0 points1 point ago

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Well, to be fair to the 7'1" guy, and for science: how big is your cock?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 10 points11 points ago

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6.3 inches erected.

(Yes, I measured it just now.)

[–]badquestionmcgee 15 points16 points ago

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I just want to point out that this guy got erect, measured himself AND typed out this response within one minute of my question. That is all.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Actually, I didn't. It had been asked before, I simply retyped the answer. Anyway, I can get an erection in about 20 seconds.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Timing his erections---->The mark of a true redditor : P

[–]badquestionmcgee 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, well good response time nonetheless. This is the way to do an IAmA!

[–]lordnecro 5 points6 points ago

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Did you think about reddit while achieving your erection?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Certain subreddits helped.

[–]wevbin 4 points5 points ago

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It was /r/Atheism/ wasn't it?

[–]badquestionmcgee 3 points4 points ago

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Or /r/furry/?

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[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 2 points3 points ago

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No, I jerked myself. That's basically a circlejerk. Ew.

[–]RedSpikeyThing 0 points1 point ago

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Shoe size?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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8.5.

[–]JESUSCOLORADO 3 points4 points ago

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Holy Barney Rubble feet. You are so lucky. My shoe size is 6.5 xw. It must be nice to be able to find shoes.

[–]mlgoss 0 points1 point ago

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Do any martial arts? Place I go to has some short guys (black belts) and they're wicked fast. I always wonder if they're more motivated to do well since they don't automatically have a "big/tall/scary" vibe.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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No, but I considered it. Maybe I will enroll into some MMA class.

[–]TheSnowLeper 0 points1 point ago

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what do you do for a living? does your height ever affect your work at all?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I am in IT. Of course. :P

[–]justwanttoplease 0 points1 point ago

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You're probably not going to see this through the deluge of comments- but i've read quite a few posts in the posts about short guys and women. I'd give it a thorough search, but the gist is confidence, (but not big-headedness), gym, and the right attitude will go a long way. Also i remember reading something about women choosing shorter guys for husbands. Good luck

[–]igivekarma 0 points1 point ago

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Do you have a tall knock?

[–]puredemo 0 points1 point ago

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You should try to find some casual relationships... friends with benefits type deals. Not all relationships have to end in drama / kids / divorce.

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well, you will feel big after seeing this. http://www.wimp.com/tallestsmallest/

[–]Fwuffles 0 points1 point ago

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As a guy who was short all of his life (with the exception of the last 2 years), I was just wondering how you got things off of high shelves. I (being a skinny little fucker, when I was 16 I was 4'10" and weighed around 96~98Lbs) always just climbed the shelves/door frames at home, or jumped if I could get them that way. In stores I would have to wait for people though :-\

[–]SPA5FITNESSCAMP 0 points1 point ago

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Aww I'm 5'1"... we would make such a cute little couple!

[–]hmoob7 0 points1 point ago

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Brother, the more you care about your height, the more women will care about your height. Besides, there are a lot of women who are your height and smaller.

[–]titospeaks 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 5'10" and I at times wish I were taller. Now this is purely something inside my head that stems from my early teenage years when I was barely 5 feet tall. And as a prepubescent teenager I always wanted to be at least 6 feet tall. I came close. In most social situations I tend to be slightly taller than average but I always will notice when someone taller walks past me. I used to be fairly athletic when I was in my 20's and my height never put me at a disadvantage. Point is I think everyone has some aspect of themselves that they are a little insecure about.

[–]PurpleDingo 0 points1 point ago

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Did you know how much better you have it when it comes to flying on airplanes? Being six foot on an airplane sucks so bad..

[–]vvlvv 0 points1 point ago

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Throwaway account.

I'm in the 30s, and about your height. Never knew that 5'2" is considered short! Never had a problem with it. Helps that around here, 5'2" is averagy, and plenty of people is shorter.

Self-conscious thing, perhaps. When it comes to women, a healthy dose of confidence and energy trumps height anytime. If you think and feel that height matters, you'd probably come of as less confident, and then it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy...

[–]MagicTarPitRide 0 points1 point ago

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Tell us some high school stories... how bad did you have it? Half of the population is shorter than average, a smaller % is your height, but not everyone was too hurt by it. So I'm interested to know, how did you have it worse...details, details

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, I have never been openly taunted or bullied by anyone. Just the occasional "ahah-I-am-going-to-put-this-book-over-here-so-you-can't-reach-it" joke. It was more self-consciousness than anything else, probably more than necessary.

[–]wevbin 0 points1 point ago

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Do you look your age or do you have people assume you're much younger than you are?

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I look younger. No more than 23.

[–]jojoko 0 points1 point ago

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you maybe short but you're not short enough to be a dwarf. stop complaining.

[–]Last2FeelRain[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It's the "greener grass" syndrome, I suppose.