I was gonna troll and say Penn State, but it looks like somebody beat me to it. I wouldn't cut the Gophers because their size and academics are on par with the rest of the conference. NW is the only technically private one, but Penn State gets closer to that with every new state budget. More and more out-of-state students with rich parents every year. I think they're trying to turn us into a less expensive Ivy. Bleh.

I think I like the Big Ten the way it is now, even with Nebraska added.