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Funniest lines of Season 2 (self.BoardwalkEmpire)
submitted 5 months ago by CheapBeer
"This wouldn't even stop me from jacking off!"
[–]HerrKroeteThis Roast is Good 43 points44 points45 points 5 months ago
I brought lemons.
[–]ISISFieldAgent 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
I laughed hysterically when I heard that line.
[–]SinisterRectus 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Me too. I'm not sure why. Just glad I'm not the only one.
[–]mrglowNelson Van Autism 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
The forceful way he says "I WILL pick up lemons!" was funnier to me.
[–]EamezTo The Lost! 25 points26 points27 points 5 months ago
Nucky: Eddie, why is this bourbon empty?
Eddie: Someone drank it.
Nucky: You're cracking wise now?
[–]jconsumer 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Kessler is by far the funniest over all. I know he is supposed to be comic relief but it's so subtle sometimes I miss it, then notice when i watch with my gf, like the "Knock Manly" stuff, and how he's always flirting.
[–]bulwharks 17 points18 points19 points 5 months ago
THIS does not belong to me.
[–]TwelveyCounty Treasurer 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
"5 seconds gentlemen!"
Richard Harrow is so awesome.
[–]CheapBeer[S] 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
I guess I need to create another thread for this but the funniest scene of the season had to be Van Alden turning the gun on the guy and shooting him in the leg. They should have played the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song as he shot him and ran.
[–]jagermeistr 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
SHOW UM YOUR COCK.
[–]FlyLikeMcFly 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
Cunt*
[–]Massi123 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Yeah that shit was pretty funny too. "You heard me, just lift up your skirt and let them fuck you"
[–]educatingeric 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Fed: Christ, how is he still alive? Van Alden: He loves the lord, sir. Fed: Seems to be a one sided relationship.
[–]Animus62 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
That was a great one
"Even his doctors, men of science, believe his fate rests in the hands of God!"
Van Alden can be a bit simple sometimes...
[–]WeaponexT 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
Why the fuck would anyone go to Cincinnati?
[–]ShesMyRushmoreMax 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Reminded me of what Joakim Noah (Chicago Bulls) said about Cleveland. I wonder if they took that from him.
[–]nachoman456i'm not seeking forgiveness 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Is this to be our life now?
Margaret holding a shotgun that wasn't even loaded just made me giggle
[–]ISISFieldAgent 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
"I can't feel my legs"
I'm sorry but the little boy totally got me. I didn't think it was a joke I thought he had polio too. When he started giggling I burst out laughing. That joke was not cool, it probably belonged in /r/toosoon but it still made me laugh. And his mom was totally in the right to give him a little smack.
[–]CheapBeer[S] 25 points26 points27 points 5 months ago
I laughed at the line
"You were just praying!"
[–]ISISFieldAgent 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Yeah that one too. I totally forgot Nucky coming in at the end and chiming in. haha.
[–]SpanielDayLewis 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Margaret slapping him was pretty much the best thing she did all season.
[–]ReneG8 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
That cry for attention was deafening.
[–]notthestig 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
You were just praying?!
[–]stroud"To the lost." 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
COCK! COCKFUCK!
[–]Vancityy 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Jimmy: I'll take care of it!
Luciano: Yea, you should put that to music.
[–]gifforc 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
“There’s nothing wrong, baby. There’s nothing wrong with any of it.”
[–]TKRomeo 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I just vomitted.
[–]cluckstick 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Jimmy: Oh, we'll be right down! throws the shit out of doyle my shit. i lost it.
Margaret: ...he was playing with matches Nucky: Huh, what's up with that?
-ALSO-
Chalky: You're gonna school these crackas
[–]marinacc 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
"Go cook an egg, Farmer John."
[–]Viva_ZapataI am not seeking forgiveness 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
"Go fry a fuckin' egg, Farmer John."
[–]Wake_Up_CronoSoldier 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
The first time they show Doyle with his neck brace, i lmao.
[–]cluckstick 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
oh and i forgot!
Nucky: "...and I'm drunk" :]
[–]RealDollNipSlip 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
George Remus: "Remus finds you petty and resentful..."
Nucky: "Well, George Remus can go fuck himself,"
[–]yabba_dabba_doo 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Margaret, watching the escapist act: "Is this supposed to take this long?"
Nucky: "Not as far as I'm concerned"
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[–]HerrKroeteThis Roast is Good 43 points44 points45 points ago
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[–]mrglowNelson Van Autism 0 points1 point2 points ago
[–]EamezTo The Lost! 25 points26 points27 points ago
[–]jconsumer 5 points6 points7 points ago
[–]bulwharks 17 points18 points19 points ago
[–]TwelveyCounty Treasurer 11 points12 points13 points ago
[–]CheapBeer[S] 9 points10 points11 points ago
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[–]nachoman456i'm not seeking forgiveness 3 points4 points5 points ago
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[–]stroud"To the lost." 2 points3 points4 points ago
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