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[–]HerrKroeteThis Roast is Good 43 points44 points ago

I brought lemons.

[–]ISISFieldAgent 3 points4 points ago

I laughed hysterically when I heard that line.

[–]SinisterRectus 0 points1 point ago

Me too. I'm not sure why. Just glad I'm not the only one.

[–]mrglowNelson Van Autism 0 points1 point ago

The forceful way he says "I WILL pick up lemons!" was funnier to me.

[–]EamezTo The Lost! 25 points26 points ago

Nucky: Eddie, why is this bourbon empty?

Eddie: Someone drank it.

Nucky: You're cracking wise now?

[–]jconsumer 5 points6 points ago

Kessler is by far the funniest over all. I know he is supposed to be comic relief but it's so subtle sometimes I miss it, then notice when i watch with my gf, like the "Knock Manly" stuff, and how he's always flirting.

[–]bulwharks 17 points18 points ago

THIS does not belong to me.

[–]TwelveyCounty Treasurer 11 points12 points ago

"5 seconds gentlemen!"

Richard Harrow is so awesome.

[–]CheapBeer[S] 9 points10 points ago

I guess I need to create another thread for this but the funniest scene of the season had to be Van Alden turning the gun on the guy and shooting him in the leg. They should have played the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song as he shot him and ran.

[–]jagermeistr 11 points12 points ago

SHOW UM YOUR COCK.

[–]FlyLikeMcFly 6 points7 points ago

Cunt*

[–]Massi123 1 point2 points ago

Yeah that shit was pretty funny too. "You heard me, just lift up your skirt and let them fuck you"

[–]educatingeric 8 points9 points ago

Fed: Christ, how is he still alive? Van Alden: He loves the lord, sir. Fed: Seems to be a one sided relationship.

[–]Animus62 0 points1 point ago

That was a great one

[–]mrglowNelson Van Autism 0 points1 point ago

"Even his doctors, men of science, believe his fate rests in the hands of God!"

Van Alden can be a bit simple sometimes...

[–]WeaponexT 7 points8 points ago

Why the fuck would anyone go to Cincinnati?

[–]ShesMyRushmoreMax 1 point2 points ago

Reminded me of what Joakim Noah (Chicago Bulls) said about Cleveland. I wonder if they took that from him.

[–]nachoman456i'm not seeking forgiveness 3 points4 points ago

Is this to be our life now?

Margaret holding a shotgun that wasn't even loaded just made me giggle

[–]ISISFieldAgent 5 points6 points ago

"I can't feel my legs"

I'm sorry but the little boy totally got me. I didn't think it was a joke I thought he had polio too. When he started giggling I burst out laughing. That joke was not cool, it probably belonged in /r/toosoon but it still made me laugh. And his mom was totally in the right to give him a little smack.

[–]CheapBeer[S] 25 points26 points ago

I laughed at the line

"You were just praying!"

[–]ISISFieldAgent 2 points3 points ago

Yeah that one too. I totally forgot Nucky coming in at the end and chiming in. haha.

[–]SpanielDayLewis 3 points4 points ago

Margaret slapping him was pretty much the best thing she did all season.

[–]ReneG8 1 point2 points ago

That cry for attention was deafening.

[–]notthestig 2 points3 points ago

You were just praying?!

[–]stroud"To the lost." 2 points3 points ago

COCK! COCKFUCK!

[–]Vancityy 2 points3 points ago

Jimmy: I'll take care of it!

Luciano: Yea, you should put that to music.

[–]gifforc 4 points5 points ago

“There’s nothing wrong, baby. There’s nothing wrong with any of it.”

[–]TKRomeo 1 point2 points ago

I just vomitted.

[–]cluckstick 2 points3 points ago

Jimmy: Oh, we'll be right down! throws the shit out of doyle my shit. i lost it.

[–]Massi123 1 point2 points ago

Margaret: ...he was playing with matches Nucky: Huh, what's up with that?

-ALSO-

Chalky: You're gonna school these crackas

[–]marinacc 1 point2 points ago

"Go cook an egg, Farmer John."

[–]Viva_ZapataI am not seeking forgiveness 0 points1 point ago

"Go fry a fuckin' egg, Farmer John."

[–]Wake_Up_CronoSoldier 0 points1 point ago

The first time they show Doyle with his neck brace, i lmao.

[–]cluckstick 1 point2 points ago

oh and i forgot!

Nucky: "...and I'm drunk" :]

[–]RealDollNipSlip 0 points1 point ago

George Remus: "Remus finds you petty and resentful..."

Nucky: "Well, George Remus can go fuck himself,"

[–]yabba_dabba_doo 0 points1 point ago

Margaret, watching the escapist act: "Is this supposed to take this long?"

Nucky: "Not as far as I'm concerned"