What is the weirdest thing you have found anywhere?

capybara123 · 3 months

Probably a little late, but here it goes. In my 8th grade English class we found an EMPTY wrapper for a disposable hypoallergenic diaper...

WinkMe · 3 months

I found a Dildo on the side of the road while driving. The only reason I saw it was because it was glow in the dark and vibrating.

Quepster · 3 months

I've found a dog in my house. There is literally no way it could have gotten in. It was just.... there... In the kitchen.

Souldier · 3 months

My friend and I once got lost in the woods behind our church. After walking sketchier and sketchier paths trying to find a way out, we found ourselves in what we dubbed "the hobo village". Couches, blankets, and weirdest of all, paintings (one of said couch). We were very confused and after a few minutes of inspection left and continued to find our way out. Later we returned to try and find it again, but to no avail, leading us to believe one can only find it of they're truly lost. Kinda like a hobo narnia. Edit: "wag" to "way"

MrMiracleFingers · 3 months

I once found a buried plastic bag with 20 valid passports in it. Funny thing was that all the passports belonged to eastern European girls.

Brought it to the police and never heard anything follow up on what they did with them.

Kashammer · 3 months

I was out in the middle of no where in southern Ontario doing some GPS survey work and a BMW comes barrelling down the road towards me.

The car stops and this gentleman with a very thick british accent asks where the nearest airport is, I point him in the right direction and he says " cheers mate, here take this I don't think I'll get it through customs"

He tossed me 2 bricks of marijuana and drove off. I had an instant panic attack like there were cops chasing him or something. No cops came and I'm still working on the marijuana to this day, this was 2 years ago.

I'm not a big smoker by the way.

MtNoon · 3 months

When I was in high school, I was in marching band. I went to California for a competition and we decided that the most ghetto-looking park in Los Angeles was a great place to practice. On our break, we found a torn pair of boxers, worn-out jeans, and what could only have been a penis that was cut off. I kid you not. It looked EXACTLY like a penis, except there was a strange green moldy substance growing on it.

Oh, and we also saw a cute dog. I named it Carlito. He did not eat the penis.

Oh, and we decided that we didn't feel safe there so we ended practice early.

angrylawyer · 3 months

I had a pet snake that went missing for a few days. One day I go to cook a pop-tart in the toaster and I couldn't push it down all the way, so I peaked in and saw my snake curled up in the inside.

I disassembled it as much as I could but still couldn't take him out, so I had to go buy a mouse to coax him out.

laurieisastar · 3 months

I found a giant conch shell in the woods outside my house. My house is in Maine. Underneath/inside the conch was a TIME magazine from the 40s. Very weird.

Oblech · 3 months

Once my dad dug out a russian grenade (still with the safety lever) in our garden. I was afraid of doing any garden work ever since.

Ref101010 · 3 months

Was BMX-ing in a forest with a friend, when we were 12-13. In the middle of nowhere, we saw a pile of stuff by an old forest road, and took a closer look.

Turns out there was a military exercise held close by, and we had stumbled upon 30-40 sacks/crates of food and various equipment for a platoon, and among all that, a couple of AT4s and some SMGs.

We could hear lots of movement a short distance into the forest, and some more distant shouting, but no one was guarding their equipment. We didn't dare to touch anything though...

Qatalife · 3 months

I was walking by a lake in Australia and I found a suitcase filled with American candy.

keyslip · 3 months

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sayhaythrowaway · 3 months

Working on a house who's owner had recentley passed away. Open up a AC vent and found the dead owners stash of cash and a handgun.

ahcopel · 3 months

When I was 15 years old I riding in the truck with my grandpa when I spotted something shiny in the bushes on the side of the road. A few hours later we passed by the same spot and I saw it again so asked my grandpa to stop. It was a dirty black briefcase. We opened it with a screwdriver and there was about three thousand dollars in it with some wadded up clothes and cotton gloves and papers. My grandpa called the sheriff. Turns up that it belonged to the guys that had robbed a bank from a town about 15 miles away a few days earlier.

TL;DR I found a briefcase with money that belonged to bank robbers.

jornin_stuwb · 3 months

Maybe not that weird.

I am a cyclist in a medium sized city. When you are on you bike everyday, you see a lot of things you would never notice from a car. For example, the black lumps of random garbage with a few leaves stuck to it that you see in gutters or on the side of the road. It's a hair weave. It's always a fucking hair weave. My current ride to work is only about two miles right now, I pass by at least three discarded hair weaves. If I change my route, run an errand, whatever, I will find a new one on the side of the road.

I just don't understand why so many hair weaves end up on the side of the road.

windy444 · 3 months

My son found a gold graduation ring at the beach. It was under a few inches of sand under a foot of water. He was using his toes to find clam shells in the sand. We got it back to the owner because he was from a small town with one high school. We contacted the credit union in the town and told them to contact the family. Got a phone call in about a half an hour. He came that day to pick it up and offered a reward of $50.00. We told him we didn't want a reward but he stuffed a $5 bill in my son's shirt pocket and left.

TheGeekVault · 3 months

When I was 14 years old a friend and I found a dildo in the woods. We had made a fire pit before this and decided to throw the dildo into the fire... it smelt like peanut butter.

zymologist · 3 months

The house I grew up in is about 150 years old. On my property I've found railroad spikes, glass insulators for what I think were telegraph lines, a 1904 penny, and my personal favorite which I found under the porch - a cowboy spur.

Grizeldabowski · 3 months

I once found a roll of film inside a condom in a truck-stop bathroom.

Nkliph · 3 months

I once found a friend of mine in the bathroom closet of my parent's house at 4 a.m., collapsed behind the hamper. I didn't invite him to spend the night or anything, and had gone to bed a few hours earlier. Turns out he had gotten black out drunk, drove his car to my house, parked it in the neighbors front yard, left it running with the door opened, entered my home and passed out behind the hamper in the bathroom. He was wearing shorts (soaked with piss) and a tee-shirt, no shoes or anything, and it was winter.

sciaticbee · 3 months

TIL A lot of people have found dildos... WTF

Fuloran · 3 months

Walking in the woods I stumbled upon a little clearing filled with horse, cow and other animal corpses in various stages of decay. You could feel the buzzing in the air from all the flies. There was no sort of farm or anything near by.

RandolphMoneybags · 3 months

I found a paper mache head. The head was wearing a false beard. I kept the beard but left the head.

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nazgaten · 3 months

i found a large puffer fish (highly poisonious) happily swimming about in the ocean, that had been filleted, both it's side were cut off. Looked like it didn't care. prob knew if some one ate them they would die.

500zombies1crowbar · 3 months

back when I was living in LA as a broke college kid, I was wandering the streets late at night with a friend. We were talking about our current challenges in life- he had to pass a french interview for the peace corps and I was in the middle of a philosophical struggle about the nature of being (par for the course for me at the time) when we came upon a white bookshelf. It was just sitting there on the street corner in the middle of the ghetto, with a sign that said "Free Books" on the side. Right there in the front was a blank French language workbook for him, and a copy of "Seth Speaks" by Jane Roberts for me.

coachesballsack · 3 months

When I was 11 I went camping with some friends in the woods near our house. I woke up with a rubbery thing in my butt that I, in years to come, realised was a condom.

I never told anyone.

Autogrex · 3 months

I was doing some community service at a state park in Maryland (no, no...it was not court appointed...I just wanted to do it) about a year ago. The group of guys I was working with and I were asked to demolish an old campsite -- a small wooden deck, a lean-to, and a latrine. Well, the first two go swimmingly. We sledgehammer the fuck out of them and it's a lot of fun. We get to this latrine, and this shitbox does not want to go down without a fight. We're hammering it, prybars everywhere...nothing. We decide to start getting a running start and using blunt force we attempt to destroy it. This, actually, works well. The structure starts to lean, and it's then we get our first whiff of what must have been 10,000 shits. Terrible, awful shits. We cover our faces with hoods, bandannas, and the likes to avoid contracting the black lung of doodoo. Anywho, this structure eventually crumples, and wedged in behind the shitty wooden throne is a big old purple dildo. We couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day. I mean, not only was somebody going to poundtown on themeselves in the woods, but they were doing it in the poop chamber. We decided the best fate for it was to push it with a shovel into the hole full of gastric demonology from whence it came (no pun intended).

TL;DR Was doing volunteer work in the woods, found a big, meaty, purple dildo in a latrine we were asked to tear down. Returned it to the poop pond of its origin.

ReallyGene · 3 months

I found full box of rifle shells completely wrapped in duct tape.

I gave it to the police, the officer was a little freaked out by it.

Never heard any more about it.

gunknifestab · 3 months

A vhs case, no tape, titled "Log Jammers" in 2010. An American gay porn. Who owns a VCR?

Acidogenic · 3 months

/r/MyLittleSquidward

Shit-Barometer · 3 months

I once found nobody living in my attic.

swainss · 3 months

Me and a mate of mine while playing football (soccer) noticed a towel behind one of the fences, confused to why there was a towel there we went to investigate. As we got closer we noticed it was moving, so i persuaded my friend to open the towel with a stick, when he did we found a baby bat snuggling in the towel, it may have been injured we weren't really sure but its mother or what we want to believe was its mother was circling it for about 10 minutes before the little bat decided to fly off.

Nothing major, but still a bat in a towel isn't an everyday discovery.

PleaseNotTheTruth · 3 months

Oh my god. Once, I found my cat, TARDIS, in the topper half of the toilet, chill as fuck. He's pretty fucking weird, like he can't figure out he cannot phase through doors, and his sometimes very liberal opinions on world politics.

nondescriptPlank · 3 months

When crossing the harbour of Palma de Mallorca with some guy who lived on a boat in the Marina in a rubber dinghy, we came across a sports bag floating near the surface. Adidas brand vinyl bag, black. We fished it out of the water and opened it to find two dead roosters in there. After exchanging an engrossed WTF look we decided it was wrong to interrupt their journey and that the right thing would be to send them adrift again. Soon the (closed) bag was alongside our craft and we saluted the brave sailors wihle cranking up the outboard to get the fuck out of there.

999realthings · 3 months

My cousin and I were just were digging in the small patch of dirt in front of his house.

We end up digging up a biscuit box with a shitty drawn map in it.

jane_fonda · 3 months

My sister found a fake boob at a crime scene at work.

Lunawinter · 3 months

A human thumb, on the sidewalk next to a large shopping mall... sitting in a puddle of blood :|

seldomifever · 3 months

I get really freaked out when I'm driving and I see little kid shoes on the road.

thegreenbastard23 · 3 months

Ever since I was little I would find large shells all around my neighborhood. Sometimes I would find them years apart in different parts of different forests. They were all the same type too. The strange thing is there is no reason for them to be there I live in the Midwest and nowhere near a lake.

string97bean · 3 months

4chan

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blizznjizz · 3 months

While lifeguarding, I once found a peeled potato in a skimmer I was cleaning out.

pedro1191 · 3 months

Not me, but my friend found a body in the canal next to his student accommodation once. We were pissed that he didn't show up to do some group work, until he told us why.

wthulhu · 3 months

i found a dead body while visiting white sands nat'l park in new mexico.

some dude from georgia decided to drive to the park and off himself with a shotgun.

CombStranger · 3 months

I once found a human foot wedged under someone's backyard gate. I first saw it on my walk home from work, was thoroughly creeped out, and pledged that if it was still there by my walk to work the next morning I'd call the cops. Probably not the best decision, but I didn't want to call the feds about Halloween decorations or something (even though it was June). I'll never forget the way my heart sank when I saw it the next day. The cops came to my work later and asked me some questions about it, but I never heard what ended up happening.

gee85 · 3 months

I went on holiday to Florida with my fellow Brit friends, on the same day we arrived after checking in we decided to take a walk to find some shops.

As we were walking in down a long road, it was quite quiet and we were chatting having a jolly good time... Until we heard rustling bushes followed by noises of a guy breathing heavily and groaning, as we all turned to look we saw this guy with his shorts down to his ankles furiously jerking off - he was slowly walking towards us with a swagger walk as if he was the proudest of his performance. We didn't say a word and simply carried on with our day as if nothing has ever happened - and to this day none of us have ever brought it up to each other.

Not a pleasant experience for my first time visiting the US.

Turnpikesteve · 3 months

Once, while scrounging at the city dump, I found a box of Mr. Sparkle laundry detergent. The picture on the box looked uncannily like me! Also at the dump, a perfectly good basketball half

Eurgh · 3 months

Went on a road trip with my parents when I was young... we had to stop on the side of the road because we had run out of petrol. Mum and I got out of the car and I noticed a random pair of mens underwear just hanging off a signpost.

Lt_Shniz · 3 months

I too have found a dildo. It was in an abandoned chicken feed storage (which everyone called the rapehouse) It was a huge greasy double dildo nestled on some porn mags. It was gone when someone dragged me there the next day

jefelikewhat · 3 months

i used to work as a maintenance for some apartments near the university. we would find all sorts of shit. assortments of dildos, bongs, condoms, typical college 'cant bring this home' kind of shit.

one day we were working on a water leak. we fix the tub and take down some sheet rock from the ceiling (first floor below the tub) to replace the area with water damage. tucked up in the rafters is a large male doll (either one of the large g.i. joes or a ken doll of the barbie variety). it had black fabric tape over its mouth. its hands were bound behind its back with the same black tape. feet were bound together. and it was placed in the fetal position. right next to it were a dozen dead roses.

it was all very strange. especially because there was no noticeable drywall repair or anything and the guy i worked with had been at the property since it opened and he knew nothing of it.

leg_of_a_chair · 3 months

when i was looking for a new flat, a friend of mine told me she wants to move out. i was interested in her flat and asked if i may have a look at it. so i looked around while she went shopping. i found dildos. i found dildos everywhere. used and not cleaned dildos. overall were baskets with used dildos in it. under her bed were also used dildos and in the bathroom. when she came back i said nothing and didn't moved in.

ss32 · 3 months

On a trip to NYC in HS with some teachers and a bunch of friends, I brought my playstation. We were trying to hook it up and couldn't see behind the TV. Luckily someone brought a flashlight. When I turned it on I looked up to find purple anal beads behind the TV. They looked clean but still....anal beads.

RyeTheBread · 3 months

My boyfriend and I were driving down a desolate and dusty road in the desert near the Mexican border and we saw something hanging in a mesquite tree. Someone had taken a cat and hung it into the tree with a string and it was half skin and fur and half bones just swaying in the breeze. We decided that it could be a trap for cat lovers and got the hell out of there considering we weren't armed and had recently watched "The Hills have Eyes".

eatspaintchips · 3 months

Driving through rural Alberta in the middle of January, and I saw a peacock out for a walk

MikeHenry · 3 months

Some friends and I were in the woods by his house long ago, his little brother had to crap so he pooped in some plastic bag and hung it in a tree. Less then 15 minutes later we see a woman walking down a path carrying his bag of crap. Probably the weirdest thing shes ever found.

MrDork · 3 months

When I was 10 and in Boy Scouts I stayed at a Boy Scout Camp in rural New Hampshire. I was showing my parents the stables where they kept the horses. While we were talking I saw a brightly colored bird (A parakeet) over in a clearing. I mentioned it to my parents and my mother walked over to it, put her finger out, and the bird casually jumped on her finger. This was literally in the middle of nowhere. We named the bird "Scout" and it lived another 4 or 5 years.

Goliath821 · 3 months

I found an entire watermelon behind my couch cushion about 3 years ago. No bullshit.

ohmypseudonym · 3 months

Last summer I was on a photo adventure with my friend, exploring our city's sewer runoff tunnels which, when dry, are a popular spot for graffiti artists. When we were about to leave, we came across what looked like some sort of dead animal that had dried out in the sun. We didn't think much of it at first, but after looking at it more closely, we realized it didn't really look like any animal we could think of. It finally hit us... it was a human fetus. As a photographer, my immediate reaction (despite my disgust) was to take pictures of it, but my friend just started walking away because of how gross it was. Both of us in complete shock, we left.

It wasn't until later that night when I told my mom what had happened and showed her the picture that I realized I probably should've called the police. I called and met with them the next day to show them where we found it, making sure to get the contact information for the police officers so I could find out whether or not they confirmed it was a fetus and if they were able to determine what happened to it.

I was very curious to say the least, but despite numerous calls to the police officers, I was never able to reach them and to this day I wonder what they were able to find.

(edit) TL;DR My friend and I found a fetus

dildothrower · 3 months

When I lived in a big american city there was an old asian lady who dug through the garbage in front of our buildings every day. She wasn't homeless, it was just something she did.

My vibrator broke, my red, spinning, smiley faced vibrator. So of course, I threw it away because...well I didn't know what else to do with it. But because I'm a lunatic, I threw it in the garbage in front of the house and hysterically laughed for the 3 years we lived there at the thought of the ancient asian lady finding a red dildo in the garbage and keeping it.

I think this is why I am laughing like a lunatic at all the dildo finding stories in here. I've often thought about how funny that was to find.

Polarenvy · 3 months

I found a pigeon that had been cut clean in half by a train.

blahblahblakely · 3 months

I was ast the park and found a shower scrubber strapped in string and shoved in a sock.

dirtymoney · 3 months

hmmm. I am in the metal detecting hobby, so i have "found" a lot of stuff.

Strangest would probably be the aluminum "three merry widows for $1.oo" condom containers. I have found three in about 12 years metal detecting. Example pic. I didnt keep them, they were all in very bad shape & falling apart.

edit: another odd item i found in the woods was the partial leg bone of some animal with an aluminum tag still loosely around it. I assumed it was from a canadian goose .

Tralfamadorian333 · 3 months

i saw a couch in a tree once, complete with beer can ornaments as if someone were chilling up there

beanster · 3 months

My family and I found a crack pipe while geocaching. My brother spotted the box next to a log somehow and we thought we had found the geocache, only to open it and find this pipe covered in ants.

IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes · 3 months

When I was a kid we used to wait inside the apartment complex for the bus to come if it was cold or raining.one day we are waiting for the bus to arrive and we spot sitting up above the indoor mail boxes on a railway, a McDonald Halloween plastic happy meal head.anyone remember those? They were bright orange with a Jack o lantern pair of eyes and mouth painted on and you used them to put candy in for trick or treating.

Anyway we spot it and my friend reaches up and pulls it down. The lid is on it and its really heavy. We figure there must be Halloween candy in it.maybe someone stashed it there for whatever reason.we don't know.my friend opens up the top...

It is filled l,iterally to the very brim ,with shit.actual shit.its a solid brown stinky shit.I don't know if it was human or animal, but I was astonished at the sheer amount.to fill it all the way like that....it was just so odd.and why was it in the apartment stairwell? Why not just toss it.so many questions.

ab922 · 3 months

This one time, a photograph appeared in my mailbox. It is a little girl of about three walking down a sidewalk, and what appears to be a nun standing behind her. I still have it in my desk drawer, and for some reason I find it very unsettling.

capnthermostat · 3 months

Once in high school I found a giant ziploc bag filled with various candies in the bathroom stall. Naturally, I put it in my backpack and ate it for all for lunch.

Daigeil · 3 months

I swear to god I saw a pregnant man standing on a rocky outcropping at the beach once.

Oafah · 3 months

A couple of guys came to my door and asked me if I had found Jesus yet. While it was evident that I had not, I did in fact find them really fuckin' weird.

GacysCrawlspace · 3 months

I found a submachine gun with the serial number scratched out in a swamp near my house when I was like 13. Took it to the police, never heard back from them.

DirtyMonday · 3 months

I used to work in a hospital which had a 4th floor that was no longer in use. I was 15 or 16 so naturally I explored. I found a bed that was completely caged in and chained to the wall. Scared the crap out of me.

Nobson · 3 months

Me and my friends were parked up on a car park in the middle of nowhere (a place that is a well known spot for weed smoking during the day and dogging at night) and found a 2ft dildo with pump attachment. Next to the dildo was a human shit.

Malgayne · 3 months

I was getting drunk with some friends at home a few years back, and we pulled a bag of tortilla chips out of the cupboard. This was a brand new bag, never opened before. Inside, along with the usual chips, was a very greasy index card. It had been written on with a black sharpie marker, in handwriting I didn't recognize. It said "Don't read something you wouldn't do."

I still don't know what that means.

bukkoctopus · 3 months

When I was a freshman in college in 2005, I decided to unscrew panels and such in the building my dorm room was in. I found a shriveled up banana with a note that said it was put there in 1983.

TellsShittyStories · 3 months

Once I saw something that looked like a weird cross between a bird and a squirrel, but it turned out to just be an oddly-shaped rock.

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