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[–]two_off 60 points61 points ago

[–]JamesLingk 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yeah!

[–]maddog10 1 point2 points ago

Goodbye Saturday. We were supposed to be productive today....

[–]Chellex 127 points128 points ago

[–]Pickled_Pankake 24 points25 points ago

Wow, fun. I played for like 10 minutes without realizing you could shoot. It was still fun though.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Same here! Found it incredibly fun just trying to dodge all the shit. Favorite move - kill engines, spin around, fly directly at enemies with guns blazing.

Edit: alternatively, making them chase me in free-fall whilst unloading on them.

[–]Paper_Champ 9 points10 points ago

you mean you didnt ram the shit out of the planes? thats how real men get kills.

[–]ajw118 3 points4 points ago

yeah up until about 10 minutes playing i thought you just crash into the other planes then wait till you repair.. like some Kamikaze game

[–]Sledbub 7 points8 points ago

Wait, you can shoot? I spent the entire time ramming myself right the fuck into those other planes.

[–]aovillalon 1 point2 points ago

i was crashing into shit and i thought it was awesome

[–]GLaDOSexe 2 points3 points ago

Fuck, you dont have to crash into shit to kill it? Game = ruined

Haha kidding, this is still bloody awesome

[–]Coboa 12 points13 points ago

Pretty kickass music too.

[–]Wholesome01 22 points23 points ago

Warning: Do not click on this link if you have anything important to do for the next few days.

[–]StefanHectorPoseidon 14 points15 points ago

fuck the police. clicks.

I WILL COMMENT WHEN I AM DONE.

[–]Airsick 3 points4 points ago

1 month, and he's still going strong

[–]SenorToucan 1 point2 points ago

You better deliver.

[–]enigma2g 7 points8 points ago

you're in luck.. I'm unemployed.

[–]xrapt0rjesus 3 points4 points ago

anyone know a good way to kill those damn boats?

[–]pantsareamyth 1 point2 points ago

Wow. You just ruined my life. Thanks for that.

[–]Dsb1093 1 point2 points ago

After playing that for about a minute, the Red Baron doesn't have shit on me.

[–]TooMuchFoliage 2 points3 points ago

Also, the game is 136% more awesome if you have this on.

[–]CherryFaerie 33 points34 points ago

[–]OutlawGrrl 6 points7 points ago

Sushi cat is a game I play when I just want to feel happy.

[–]kittenburrito 1 point2 points ago

I had a seriously shitty day, but playing this game just makes me feel so much better. Thank you so much for posting it. :D

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]_no_name 6 points7 points ago

Fuck. I thought I was so original :(

[–]thezerofire 21 points22 points ago

Canabalt is fun

[–]Robstaley 24 points25 points ago

curveball

[–]radioshaq115 65 points66 points ago

Pandemic II

[–]GWizzle 24 points25 points ago

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

[–]JSKlunk 20 points21 points ago*

Last time I won, I didn't even start in Madagascar. Aw yeah!

EDIT: what I did was buy all the transmission methods like airborne and waterborne, and not give any symptoms so it wouldn't be detected. Then when it had got to every region I started adding the symptoms. Bear in mind though I have only done this once.

[–]Veonik 32 points33 points ago

Bullshit

[–]JSKlunk 2 points3 points ago

Edited my post, see how I did it.

[–]radioshaq115 12 points13 points ago

That is fucking impossible.

[–]JSKlunk 1 point2 points ago

Edited my post, see how I did it.

[–]Geoff1236 14 points15 points ago

I got Madagascar one time, I didn't even start in it BUT FUCKING JAPAN HAD TO BE ASSHOLES AND BE THE ONLY COUNTRY NOT INFECTED!!

[–]VonCornhole 5 points6 points ago

Similar thing happened to me. Started in Europe, got Madagascar, Cuba closes everything. Fuckin' Commies.

[–]Tangurena 8 points9 points ago

Shipping traffic to Madagascar comes from NZ and 1 other port along the Atlantic (I forget which). So if you start in NZ, you'll infect MG before they know what hit them.

[–]minecrafter69 5 points6 points ago

I'm calling shenanigans

[–]Virus_With_Shoes 1 point2 points ago

I succeeded once as well. Killed everyone. It also helps to keep resistances low to prevent regions from shutting down borders. I had every resistance at tier 1 except I had moisture resistance 2. Even doing that I barely got Madagascar. They shut down their shipyard just mere moments away.

[–]furiousBobcat 3 points4 points ago

[–]azurleaf 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of Sonny and Sonny 2.

[–]quequen[S] 9 points10 points ago

Those games were masterpieces, I never knew I could spent so much time on a flash game. And i am still waiting for Sonny 3.

[–]zombiehipster 1 point2 points ago

Is it terrible that I'm excited by people dying? Because I am. I keep yelling at them to enjoy their painful deaths.

[–]d0105950 1 point2 points ago

Can someone explain what the appeal is and how to play?

Everyone seems to love it but I just DON'T get it.

[–]radioshaq115 1 point2 points ago

I think it is a really fun strategy game. I'm a big fan of games where you pretty much have to do everything right and take your time in order to win and Pandemic II is one of those games. Though sometimes it is just blind luck if you win or not, fucking Madagascar. I'm guessing your not a fan of games like Civilization or Sim City.

[–]tick_tock_clock 24 points25 points ago

Three slices.

It's a physics-ish game, but it's a lot of fun. Anybody going to beat my score of 1936%? (1828% in 2-slice mode)

[–]PotatoPotahto 15 points16 points ago

I actually just called level 19 a cunt milkshake.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

http://prntscr.com/5uie1 Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]seetons 9 points10 points ago

I spent way longer on that then I intended to. ಠ_ಠ http://i.imgur.com/SHJFE.png

[–]wetanwild99 6 points7 points ago

this took me forever... i hope your happy

[–]seetons 7 points8 points ago

[–]wetanwild99 9 points10 points ago

[–]seetons 1 point2 points ago

100% on 16 how D:

[–]wetanwild99 1 point2 points ago

The secret

[–]sugarwellington 1 point2 points ago

[–]pluckyou123 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/LrQOS.jpg

.... even closer!

[–]wetanwild99 1 point2 points ago

Your ass just got beat

[–]Chan1150 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/fyOwm.png Hopefully no one will ever beat that.

[–]Kurrono 19 points20 points ago

I have always enjoyed Line Rider. It has progressed quite a lot in the past few years. I remember not having an eraser while playing it...

[–]angryvigilante 2 points3 points ago

I've always felt like Line Rider was a game for artists. It's only fun when you can draw something fun.

[–]cloudpuff 15 points16 points ago

Transformice!

[–]g-dragon 4 points5 points ago

I wish I could find more online games like this one.

[–]clickzoom 56 points57 points ago

[–]JSKlunk 17 points18 points ago

Always I want to be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony harmony oh love!

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 10 points11 points ago

OPEN YOUR EYES, I SEE, YOUR EYES ARE OPEN

[–]tezeaR 9 points10 points ago

WEAR NO DISGUISE FOR ME, COME INTO THE OPEN

[–]exitdoesnotexist 5 points6 points ago

HOLD ONNNNN... TO THE NIIIIIGHT... THERE WILL BE NO SHAME

[–]A_Muffin 3 points4 points ago

WHEN IT'S COLD (when it's cold) OUTSIDE (outside) AND I HEAR IN VAIIINNNN...

[–]MrChaoticfist 1 point2 points ago

Damn. That is a fun game. I love unicorns!!! :)

[–]hulk_krogan 13 points14 points ago

[–]puurboi 14 points15 points ago

Quake live

[–]Grizzleshins 4 points5 points ago

I thought this would be at the top, considering reddit's hard-on for old games.

[–]puurboi 2 points3 points ago

Quake is boss... having a free browser version is epic

[–]craftking 11 points12 points ago

best Simulation Game: Corporation Inc. best turn based zombie game: Rebuild 2 best RPG: Epic Battle Fantasy 3 best Arcade shooters: Death vs. Monsters, Bubble Tanks 2 best unusual creative games: Flakboy 3, Upgrade Complete 2 best Tower defense games: Desktop Tower Defense, Canyon defense, Bloons Tower defense 5 best side-scroll Tug-of-War game: Warlords 2: RoD

Hope you guys like some of them!

[–]mixmasterteapot 1 point2 points ago

[–]daniel6990 11 points12 points ago

[–]The_only_DOG 2 points3 points ago

What are the controls?

[–]Mr_A 9 points10 points ago

Infinite lives: Alt+F4

[–]TateXD 45 points46 points ago

[–]PvtHopscotch 13 points14 points ago

That was a really cool experience, thanks for linking that.

[–]Dystopiated 6 points7 points ago

I don't have the patience to keep playing this game but I would really like to know if there is a twist or something? The letters are very intriguing. :(

[–]Umtard 10 points11 points ago

[–]RagingDean 3 points4 points ago

This is so fucking touching. Dear god it just about reduced me to tears.I feel like more thought was put into this than 90% of blockbuster games.

[–]DonkeyScience 35 points36 points ago

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I love that game but it has a worse circlejerking hivemind than reddit.

"kill jb" NOVA(insert jet-fall/ weapon throw/ idea level here).

[–]imrobert 10 points11 points ago*

I started playing Rebuild 2 on Kongregate yesterday. It's kind of short but I got really into it. It's like Sim City in a zombie apocalypse.

Learn to Fly 2 is pretty addicting too.

[–]TWOoneEIGHT 4 points5 points ago*

It's like Sim City in a zombie apocalypse.

Well there goes my weekend.

[–]blitzkrieg564 18 points19 points ago

Stick RPG

[–]THANE_OF_ANN_ARBOR 8 points9 points ago

There is a second Stick RPG out now.

[–]glutenfreeguy 6 points7 points ago

it has an infinitely better sequel out. it's pretty awesome.

[–]wildo421 1 point2 points ago

[–]silentfool13 16 points17 points ago

[–]Alakine 2 points3 points ago

damn it i wanted to post that! Best Tower Defense by far.

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[–]dubloe7 1 point2 points ago

I think I racked up at least that much on multiplayer pool on yahoo back when I was in high school...

[–]oh_wayne 1 point2 points ago

Please don't tell me you made all those puns by accident.

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[–]oh_wayne 1 point2 points ago

Well then, you have received my infinite respect!

[–]We_dont_serve_miners 4 points5 points ago

Bloons! Who doesn't love monkeys?

[–]gowood08 16 points17 points ago

That one helicopter game where you click to go up and try not to crash into those green blocks

[–]gowood08 2 points3 points ago

yes, that one

[–]tehreal 3 points4 points ago

That was one of the few unblocked games at my high school.

[–]gowood08 2 points3 points ago

me too, it was awesome, we one time convinced this guy that if you got over 100,000 that you could "win" the game. he kept on playing for days and days before he realized

[–]LeFlyingFrenchman 5 points6 points ago

Tossup between The Company of Myself and Loved. Both are so excellent.

[–]GelatinousYak 5 points6 points ago

William and Sly. Just a gorgeous game.

[–]ahurhur 4 points5 points ago

MotherLoad

[–]Phaquebzech 1 point2 points ago

That is a kickass game. I love when you dig so deep you get to hell.

[–]Dsb1093 5 points6 points ago

[–]IncandescentLOL 17 points18 points ago

[–]Icabash 23 points24 points ago

Try this out too: GIRP

[–]SteveBuscemisEyes 6 points7 points ago

I think GIRP has a way better fun factor than QWOP.

[–]TheHarpyEagle 6 points7 points ago

How do I even...

[–]Brutality 1 point2 points ago

7 meters

[–]oh_wayne 1 point2 points ago

THAT SEAGULL. Luckily I've mastered the technique now and have completed it numerous times, but it still takes like half a damn hour.

[–]ninja_farmer 1 point2 points ago

I have never hated anything real as much as I hate that fucking bird.

[–]88magnum 9 points10 points ago

I made it -0.3 meters.

[–]Rhesonance 5 points6 points ago

NO.

[–]IncandescentLOL 1 point2 points ago

YES.

[–]Unilateralist 2 points3 points ago

NO

[–]Jobeanie123 1 point2 points ago

YES
I'm with IncandescentLOL, the game is easy once you get the hang of it, you just need to keep a steady rhythm. It's almost soothing until you lose two or three times and end up ragequitting.

[–]VulcanOtaku 25 points26 points ago

Runescape.

[–]Pickled_Pankake 13 points14 points ago

Nooooo

[–]scorpion_king 10 points11 points ago

Tower of Heaven

A platformer with an interesting twist and some of the catchiest music you will ever hear.

[–]pandubear 5 points6 points ago*

Looking at this thread, I suddenly got a rush of nostalgia for a game, but I can't remember what it is. Can anyone help me out?

You're a stick figure with a few guns and some grenades, and you walk/run through a world with other stick figures (some giants) and helicopters and turrets and shit, killing things. Every now and then you get to level up and upgrade a weapon or your health. I think it might've been Japanese.

Random facts: the world's white with black lines for the ground. The ground is either flat or sloped upward or downward at a fixed angle. I think you can shield by pressing down, though, now that I think of it, that may be a faulty memory since that's kinda ridiculous. Double tap arrows to run.

Anyway. That's not my favorite, but I like it a lot. I haven't played it in ages, but if anyone knows what I'm talking about...

Edit: Solved!

[–]tcabbage 7 points8 points ago

Perhaps you are talking about small arms war?

[–]ILikePettingManatees 1 point2 points ago

sounds a bit like gunrun

[–]Tom504 1 point2 points ago

Check this out, this may be what you're thinking of

http://lulubao.com/game/shootings/xiao_shooter.htm

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

[–]ZoMgPwNaGe 4 points5 points ago

Don't shit your pants

[–]dreamCrush 3 points4 points ago

Kingdom of Loathing

It's a very funny browser based RPG.

[–]Didaktylos 4 points5 points ago

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Rebuild 2. It's on kongregate.

[–]asklepian 3 points4 points ago

For Chrono Trigger fans, how about a little Marle Kiss 2?

NSFW

[–]PattyPegface 4 points5 points ago

"My tits were getting sucked by a bat!"

What in the holy hell am I playing.

[–]username_redacted 2 points3 points ago

what the fuck.

[–]GrammarNerd 2 points3 points ago

I'm 12 and what is this

[–]Iwokeupwithoutapillo 2 points3 points ago

Dem pixeltits. HAWT.

Seriously though I played the one made before this a while ago and thought it was good. Always wondered if there was another.

[–]Coasterabe 4 points5 points ago

The Company Of Myself, it's challenging and had a really interesting story

[–]Kredns 4 points5 points ago

Oregon Trail, not flashed based. It's actually an online emulator.

[–]jesuz 3 points4 points ago

Fantastic Contraption is one of my favorite games period, regardless of platform. I spent a few days straight playing the hell out of it and watching videos.

[–]downvotes_animals 3 points4 points ago

Fancy Pants Adventures.

[–]wildo421 4 points5 points ago

Desktop Tower Defense, best flash tower defense game ever.

[–]gameryamen 1 point2 points ago

DTD, Defense Grid, and Revenge of the Titans make a beautiful trifecta of tower-defense that could probably keep me entertained forever, if needed.

[–]Unilateralist 2 points3 points ago

Raft Wars

[–]honeybadger1192 2 points3 points ago

ski runner

[–]serasuna 2 points3 points ago

Prior blew my mind, especially how it really induces amnesia and forces you to follow your character in discovering what really happened.

[–]themiragechild 2 points3 points ago

Exit Path (1&2), Fisher-Diver, anything by Orisinal, Skinny, and Coma.

THESE GAMES are ABSOLUTE masterpieces. Start with Skinny and Coma. Gorgeous.

[–]moped_outlaw 2 points3 points ago

motherload - dig for minerals on mars in this little flying miner thing (kind of like moonlander), as you go deeper you get more valuable minerals, which can be sold for money, which you use to buy better equipment that allows you to drill deeper and carry more fuel and minerals. wasted a lot of time on this one. also there is a deluxe version available that lets you save your progress and play offline.

[–]trazeee 2 points3 points ago

Rebuild, then Rebuild 2.

Take my word, you will spend hours glued to this game. It's fucking amazing for a flash game period.

[–]evenstarwen 2 points3 points ago

I used to be so obsessed about Mystery Case Files, especially the Ravenhearst series.

EDIT: Apparently, according to that link, it's not free? A friend just installed those games for me before, and I'm sure he didn't pay for anything.

[–]gstatty 5 points6 points ago

Dice Wars, that shit is addictive. Its like risk only with dice.

[–]Slenderpman 1 point2 points ago

Oh 100% Territory War on xgen studios

[–]llumpire 1 point2 points ago

Jump (google "jump kongregate game") its really fun

[–]VickDamone 1 point2 points ago

burrito bison revenge

[–]VickDamone 1 point2 points ago

doodle god

[–]Kenik 1 point2 points ago

Epsilon was pretty damned good.

[–]That_Russian_Guy 1 point2 points ago

Stickarena. Funnest multiplayer flash game I've played.

[–]Colonel_Cornhole 1 point2 points ago

Heli Attack 3, Madness Interactive, and On the Run.

[–]dagav 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Mario + Tetris = http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/522276

I play this for long periods of time. Actually, it's sort of disgusting how much I play this. Try night mode: http://www.firstpersontetris.com/

And for those, like me, who don't have the proper consoles to play games on: http://portal.wecreatestuff.com/

[–]danaluz 1 point2 points ago

[–]dylan_sb 1 point2 points ago

i second kingdom rush

[–]DrDebG 1 point2 points ago

Kitten Cannon.

(Note: Link includes ads, etc.)

[–]twinfoxes 2 points3 points ago

Haunt the House be a ghost and scare people to death

Orisinal every game is amazing, pretty, fun, and a great soundtrack

The Submachine Games creepy maze weird time travel thing

The Phone the fuck I hate this. quick but creepy as shit.

[–]ohashi 1 point2 points ago

[–]PKMKII 1 point2 points ago

Ghost Hacker

It's one of the most balanced tower defense games I've played. It's neither too easy, nor does it run into that wall where it just becomes too difficult.

[–]AnythingYouWant 1 point2 points ago

Continuity Game

There's also an iOS version now for 99c, but I'm not sure how great it is.

[–]WiggliestPig 2 points3 points ago

Swords and Sandals

[–]Tkcatch 1 point2 points ago

All of the SHIFT games

[–]zachmoe 2 points3 points ago

runescape

[–]tongshilaoshima 1 point2 points ago

QWOP

[–]Sk3tch3r 2 points3 points ago

Exploit

Book of Mages : The Dark Times

Both are games i have beaten many, many times. I can play every exploit level in one go without messing up even once. And i know every story plot in Book of Mages.

[–]No_More_Names 1 point2 points ago

HAPPY WHEELS :D

[–]mangletron 1 point2 points ago

[–]tr0ntr4n 1 point2 points ago

Gemcraft. Too lazy to see if that was posted elsewhere.

[–]jpatricks1 1 point2 points ago

[–]elderscrollsrichard 1 point2 points ago

Fancy Pants Adventure!

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

Bloons tower defense 4. Spent an hour playing that damn game. That or happy wheels. It's good bloody fun.

[–]WhatAppearsToBeADuck 1 point2 points ago

Adventure Quest

[–]stugster 1 point2 points ago

If this doesn't get me serious karma, nothing will: http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/launchpad/launchball/

[–]Blood_Ork 1 point2 points ago

Bloons Tower Defence 4 on Kongregate. So addicting.

[–]kaldrazidrim 2 points3 points ago*

[–]iVisibility 1 point2 points ago*

Onslaught Tower defense-Probably the most in-depth/more than meets the eye tower defense game I have ever played.

Achievement Unlocked 2 / Elephant Rave-Any of this guy's elephant games

Redshift and Blueshift

Thing-Thing 4 - A good platform shooter

Amorphous+ and Avalanche - Just random games

I have probably spent 100+ hours playing all of these

[–]boulderama 2 points3 points ago

I've wasted so much time playing this. nanaca crash

[–]gamergrl1018 1 point2 points ago

[–]mizzmini 2 points3 points ago

This would be great if the people stopped writing out the word.

[–]Sinoris 0 points1 point ago

Deliverance. Pseudolonewolf (The dev creating the game) never finished it, but I fucking love it. Also, his other games are FABULOUS; Probably some of the best flash games I've ever played.

[–]Dsb1093 2 points3 points ago

Mardek RPG is my shit. I fucking love all of those games.

[–]snough9 1 point2 points ago

Epic Coaster. So much time wasted...

[–]trappa 1 point2 points ago

[–]JSKlunk 0 points1 point ago

A game called RSVP on vivalagames.com.

[–]mistergreekster 0 points1 point ago

MARAVIRANUUUUUUUUUUU SPECTARUMMMMMMM!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/270585

[–]melvinman27 0 points1 point ago

Doodle or die

[–]iamaredditist 0 points1 point ago

Stick war