if you could only jerk off to one image for the rest of your life, what would it be? NSFW

elf_dreams · 3 months

Obviously I'd cheat and make a gigapixel collage of basically every fetish and as many scenes that would fit.

Or commission statues

thrudx · 3 months

padawannewt · 3 months

TIL Reddit likes relatively tame photos of women with shaved pussies and who have their legs pressed together. Whodathunkit.

router_duck · 3 months

Lesbians

Brocktoon_in_a_jar · 3 months

a 3GB animated GIF I have saved for just this sort of situation

ptolatar · 3 months

Can't go wrong with Janessa Brazil

ScrewNutNbolt · 3 months

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MrThorny · 3 months

WHY did this have to come in No-fap February??!!

HarrisonSchmitt · 3 months

I have a special talent to be able to jerk off successfully without use of porn and using the POWER of my imagination.

Sometimes I'll imagine Angelina Jolie but younger and also with a penis fucking Megan Fox but with bigger breasts over the corpse of Osama Bin Laden. Sometimes I'll imagine Cameron Diaz (circa her role in 'The Mask') and Emma Watson kissing each other over my cock whilst Osama Bin Laden's bullet filled corpse watches in the background.

My friends didn't believe that I could do this at first but they freaked out when I showed them that I could! Yes, the power of imagination is powerful indeed.

Misterbert · 3 months

I can hear it now.

"America, the time has come where we must fap to certain images, and if we don't, then, well....then the terrorists *win*."

Gianna Michaels.

xemnyx · 3 months

http://i.imgur.com/H40DA.jpg

Manocean · 3 months

http://i.imgur.com/EX5Bl.jpg

I never post in these type threads, but here we go

g_walt · 3 months

I'm pretty sure primitive civilizations worshiped women like this.

Ipconfig_release · 3 months

Same as last time.

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/02/bw.jpg

MrKrazybones · 3 months

http://i.imgur.com/vZ25v.jpg

cyrilio · 3 months

Fay Reagan which was actually just posted yesterday in /r/ginger

Kind_Of_A_Dick · 3 months

This one.

Edit - It's a picture of Allison Brie. Don't be scared people.

guywhoyoubarelyknow · 3 months

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moktaladon · 3 months

I can't decide between lip bite and mothafuckin' Kasia's unbelievable body

LEDSoundsystem · 3 months

classic

Ultra-ChronicMonstah · 3 months

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dont-Jerk-Off-To-This-by-derrickcomedy-the-Mystery-Team.jpg

Because fuck the Man.

Ron_Jeremy · 3 months

This right here

DZEEx · 3 months

i have a good one, no idea how to upload, and think i missed this, so comment if anyone wants me to try.

edit* wow that was easy... Imgur

starshapedboat · 3 months

Nude photos of Des Lynam.

jneu33 · 3 months

http://i.imgur.com/4M2Yy.jpg

nomadictosteat · 3 months

At that point, it's too late. I've already seen everything.

ToasterStrudler · 3 months

Not Blake Lively's nudes.

hisassholiness · 3 months

This beauty would last me a lifetime: Rael Cohen.

[deleted] · 3 months

hurrm. these images are too.. stale?

oh what has the internet done to me.

aves2k · 3 months

NSFW obviously

Snozed · 3 months

This

aws5000 · 3 months

A picture of jessica simpson on the beach in 3 inches of water with full blow came toe. When she was in good shape..... I would get a link but am in the office. Perhaps some kind soul will post for me?