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[–]elf_dreams 644 points645 points ago

Obviously I'd cheat and make a gigapixel collage of basically every fetish and as many scenes that would fit.

Or commission statues

[–]DivineRage 99 points100 points ago

Get to it!

[–]TheTwatTwiddler 74 points75 points ago

inb4 the giant porn picture, please deliver!

[–]OMGWFTBBQ 42 points43 points ago

OP will surely deliver!

[–]ZombieKingKong 60 points61 points ago

A bowl of fruit

[–]That-Guy13 6 points7 points ago

derrickscomedy reference?

[–]F1zz0 46 points47 points ago

Or make a really long picture made up of single frames from videos. Then you get a program that automatically scrolls through it at 24 fps, and refreshes the screen in perfect time with it.

[–]jgrex22 108 points109 points ago

Faps per second?

[–]magicmuds 4 points5 points ago

Why are you guys upvoting this? I want links to hot photos not some dude's logical loopholes.

[–]thrudx 914 points915 points ago

[–]milkface 317 points318 points ago

'The Vagina that launched a thousand ships'

[–]Mr_Maps15 138 points139 points ago

Helen of Troy?

Thatnakedgirl of r/gonewild?

[–]milkface 34 points35 points ago

yes

[–]zach2093 13 points14 points ago

I believe that is equivalent to 1 Helen.

[–]dexter07 187 points188 points ago

Don't just stare at it, eat it.

[–]bassguitarking 6 points7 points ago

That's a very expensive wine you're not drinking

[–]wishiwasonmaui 64 points65 points ago

And a redditor too...

[–]MeowthewHerry 33 points34 points ago

I remember this post and almost went to find the pic. Excellent work

[–]DrHeckleMrChide 11 points12 points ago

Sashimi grade, my friends.

[–]padawannewt 80 points81 points ago

TIL Reddit likes relatively tame photos of women with shaved pussies and who have their legs pressed together. Whodathunkit.

[–]router_duck 16 points17 points ago

[–]idratherusethephone 6 points7 points ago

Oh look, cupcakes!

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar 55 points56 points ago

a 3GB animated GIF I have saved for just this sort of situation

[–]ptolatar 86 points87 points ago

[–]SamWhite 48 points49 points ago

I've always been a fan of this particular pic.

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[–]ScrewNutNbolt 97 points98 points ago

Hoes is hoes is hoes man.

[–]Proxysetting 97 points98 points ago

Racks on racks on racks man.

[–]locos_onos 70 points71 points ago

All I Got Is Tracks, Man

[–]NatetheGrate 58 points59 points ago

Sorry for my accent, but I've been practicin'

[–]BreeTea 58 points59 points ago

Everywhere I go, niggas blastin' that Gambino.

[–]BigEffingMcNugget 48 points49 points ago

Niggas be like, "You ain't know?" Bitches be like, "You ain't know?"

[–]broski-chatch 50 points51 points ago

Met this fly Latino, Hope that she eighteen though

[–]stony_rain 43 points44 points ago

If she not, I'll say that I got deepthroat in Heathrow.

[–]ginaflytospace 28 points29 points ago

orchestral stab orchestral stab

[–]MrThorny 132 points133 points ago

WHY did this have to come in No-fap February??!!

[–]idefix24 67 points68 points ago

We all knew you weren't going to stick to it anyway

[–]Rothulfossil 8 points9 points ago

I'm looking at every one of these pictures as a test of will.

[–]HarrisonSchmitt 452 points453 points ago

I have a special talent to be able to jerk off successfully without use of porn and using the POWER of my imagination.

Sometimes I'll imagine Angelina Jolie but younger and also with a penis fucking Megan Fox but with bigger breasts over the corpse of Osama Bin Laden. Sometimes I'll imagine Cameron Diaz (circa her role in 'The Mask') and Emma Watson kissing each other over my cock whilst Osama Bin Laden's bullet filled corpse watches in the background.

My friends didn't believe that I could do this at first but they freaked out when I showed them that I could! Yes, the power of imagination is powerful indeed.

[–]gastomania 157 points158 points ago

So.. does Osama Bin Laden apear in all your sexual fantasies ?

[–]Literally_Symbolic 65 points66 points ago

Only the good ones.

[–]CrackheadMedic 343 points344 points ago

My friends didn't believe that I could do this at first but they freaked out when I showed them that I could!

I think they were just freaked out that you were jerking off in front of them.

[–]thekaisersays 142 points143 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]vergissmeinnicht 252 points253 points ago

[–]vaclabia 37 points38 points ago

RUDY

[–]mattkan 8 points9 points ago

Cheerleaders!

[–]4mnesi4 19 points20 points ago

[–]Br3HaAa 38 points39 points ago

My friends didn't believe that I could do this at first but they freaked out when I showed them that I could!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Misterbert 91 points92 points ago

I can hear it now.

"America, the time has come where we must fap to certain images, and if we don't, then, well....then the terrorists *win*."

Gianna Michaels.

[–]Krimh 49 points50 points ago

For some reason I have you tagged as "Banana dumbass"

[–]Misterbert 11 points12 points ago

I had to backtrack for a bit to find it, but here is the post in question.

[–]xemnyx 195 points196 points ago

[–]MuttBunch 100 points101 points ago

Well. That is just delightful.

[–]CITIZENCELL 119 points120 points ago

Is it wrong that I read your comment in the voice of the Mom from That 70s show?

[–]Manocean 127 points128 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/EX5Bl.jpg

I never post in these type threads, but here we go

[–]snowymarshmallow 11 points12 points ago

FUCK NO FAP FEBRUARY

[–]lethifer 588 points589 points ago

All civilization worships women like that, mate.

[–]GBtuba 56 points57 points ago

WHO IS THIS?!

[–]brettins 46 points47 points ago

HOW HAS NO ONE RESPONDED TO THIS

[–]Itchy_Asshole 12 points13 points ago

Domai Gigi

[–]Atheist101 198 points199 points ago

Thats a baby making machine right there :o

[–]MisterUNO 48 points49 points ago

I was just about to say that. Great birthing hips :D

[–]minimission 36 points37 points ago

Those primitive civilisations should have left a name.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 19 points20 points ago

That girl is absolutely mesmerizing.

[–]Ipconfig_release 277 points278 points ago

[–]jalepenomack 71 points72 points ago

For anyone interested, this is Giorgia Palmas.

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[–]jalepenomack 449 points450 points ago

[–]Unreal3k4 281 points282 points ago

[–]yellowfish04 55 points56 points ago

can somebody PLEASE join these two gifs together so they infinitely give each other thumbs up back and forth?

[–]ososneaky 551 points552 points ago

It had to be done. http://i.imgur.com/N0u6m.gif

[–]Perdit10n 20 points21 points ago

And that was the greatest thing I've seen all day

[–]brettins 17 points18 points ago

This one is perfect, the switch back while the guy is still doing it makes it work in da brain. GIF CINEMATOGRAPHY.

[–]jimcando 108 points109 points ago*

[–]GuyWithFace 64 points65 points ago

I dunno. Those breasts just don't do it for me. I can't explain it.

[–]doogytaint 44 points45 points ago

It's probably because they're not real. Nicely done implants, don't get me wrong, but they just don't look...natural.

[–]MrKrazybones 67 points68 points ago

[–]cyrilio 392 points393 points ago

Fay Reagan which was actually just posted yesterday in /r/ginger

[–]JankstarrK 193 points194 points ago

[–]lukeco 112 points113 points ago

ENHANCE!

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 69 points70 points ago

OMG! That...statue in the upper right corner was freaking me the fuck out.

[–]LeSandwiich 197 points198 points ago

you know how I know you're gay?

[–]silverwolf761 241 points242 points ago

He doesn't know his right from left?

[–]dalipijiu 7 points8 points ago

upvoted because I AM gay and the statue freaked me out too

[–]Whore-or-movie 103 points104 points ago

I really hate to point this out, but her right big toe is missing a nail. Kinda nasty, but not a "huge" deal considering.

[–]migvazquez 99 points100 points ago

You know what kind of girl typically lose toenails (At least in my experience)? Ballet dancers. A missing toenail is the least of your worries when going down on a pretty ballerina

[–]dannyboylee 39 points40 points ago

Out of curiosity, what are the biggest worries?

[–]Gandar54 151 points152 points ago

Thighs of steel crushing your head?

[–]newloaf 297 points298 points ago

That she'll wake up.

[–]PyloniusMaximus 8 points9 points ago

Creeping ballerina sensibilities?

[–]Frix 38 points39 points ago

You were watching her toes?

You're doing it wrong.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 88 points89 points ago*

This one.

Edit - It's a picture of Allison Brie. Don't be scared people.

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[–]guywhoyoubarelyknow 191 points192 points ago

I like how the necklace goes around the nipple.

[–]OffendedByJokes 276 points277 points ago

Who are you, again?

[–]sidesalad 15 points16 points ago

All I could think was how much I wanted to unhook it from around her nip!

[–]moktaladon 56 points57 points ago

[–]LEDSoundsystem 88 points89 points ago

[–]ooNegativeONEoo 17 points18 points ago

Oh man, that takes me back to the 56k days.

[–]Poofengle 112 points113 points ago

I came here to post this, but I came before I could post this.

[–]Ron_Jeremy 92 points93 points ago

[–]MattJ016 10 points11 points ago

[–]ilovejeremyclarkson 11 points12 points ago

who is that?

[–]sahilm 140 points141 points ago

Ron Jeremy

[–]DZEEx 61 points62 points ago*

i have a good one, no idea how to upload, and think i missed this, so comment if anyone wants me to try.

edit* wow that was easy... Imgur

[–]starshapedboat 39 points40 points ago

Nude photos of Des Lynam.

[–]Rossymagic 11 points12 points ago

I heard he was going to create a line of fragrances for real men. Like Barbershop, Garden Shed, Varnish and Pipe Smoke

[–]jneu33 79 points80 points ago

[–]nomadictosteat 27 points28 points ago

At that point, it's too late. I've already seen everything.

[–]ToasterStrudler 95 points96 points ago

[–]hisassholiness 44 points45 points ago

This beauty would last me a lifetime: Rael Cohen.

[–]Vouk73 14 points15 points ago

Damn I can't fap to this! This has far too much artistic value...

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

hurrm. these images are too.. stale?

oh what has the internet done to me.

[–]aves2k 105 points106 points ago

[–]Eddierex 292 points293 points ago

Looks like a baby giraffe trying to stand up for the first time.

[–]Snozed 159 points160 points ago

[–]Moylander 11 points12 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]IAteAllTheTwix 4 points5 points ago

Sooo... names?

[–]mapguy 31 points32 points ago

Om and Nom

[–]aws5000 21 points22 points ago

A picture of jessica simpson on the beach in 3 inches of water with full blow came toe. When she was in good shape..... I would get a link but am in the office. Perhaps some kind soul will post for me?

[–]WhtRbbt222 91 points92 points ago

You mean this one? http://i.imgur.com/RwU1l.jpg

[–]MumBum 61 points62 points ago

You mean this one?

[–]grahvity 1080 points1081 points ago

http://www.imgur.com/KAmG4 This is all I need with or without that law.

[–]Bananinator 730 points731 points ago

wow dude, you scared me for a second there.....

[–]RunningBearMan 405 points406 points ago

I love the first time in a given day reddit makes me go oh fuck.

[–]theghostofme 128 points129 points ago

If I haven't been sufficiently freaked-the-fuck-out at least once on Reddit, the day has been a waste.

[–]yepitsadummy 205 points206 points ago

Instant enormous picture of my wife in scrubs, hugging a puppy at work.
Thread. Ruined.

[–]grahvity 153 points154 points ago

Wife comes home and gets on Reddit. Reads your comment history.

Evening. Ruined.

[–]CaptainNonchalant 231 points232 points ago

The Facebook login screen makes me so hard...

[–]rubynerd 65 points66 points ago

Jokes on him, deleted my facebook so I got a login screen as well :D

[–]Wheatiez 69 points70 points ago

I got my moms facebook :(

[–]migvazquez 272 points273 points ago

THAT IMGUR LINK IS A PHOOOONY. A BIG FAT PHONY

[–]piggybankcowboy 27 points28 points ago

Every time we get a "one image to fap to forever" thread, someone does this. And I still find it funny.

[–]SamWhite 61 points62 points ago

A facebook login page? You're easily pleased.

[–]jcsimpson 33 points34 points ago

I was still logged into my account. Thanks for scaring the shit out of me.

[–]Violentgoth 23 points24 points ago

I was about to track you down and kill You ಠ_ಠ ... upvoted.

[–]leet_hacksaw 5 points6 points ago

This requires a special kind of look

[–]PantsGrenades 34 points35 points ago

Dude, how the hell do you know my gay uncle?! What's especially weird is he was just using my laptop to look up accessories for his colostomy bag O_o

[–]MattJ016 34 points35 points ago

[–]amh2011 443 points444 points ago

My face reading the comments

[–]Frix 273 points274 points ago

that's the image you choose for the rest of your life?

Well to each his own then...

[–]Deluxx00 42 points43 points ago

[–]Gentlemanpirate 26 points27 points ago

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in traffic..

Did somebody already say submitter's mom yet?

[–]evilchris 33 points34 points ago

Dear Reddit Enhancement Suite View Images feature. I LOVE YOU

[–]redman2014 689 points690 points ago

[–]leftsideofthelane 292 points293 points ago

You and all of /r/circlejerk. So brave for picking a nude of Ron Paul.

[–]PantsGrenades 64 points65 points ago

For extra hilarity I checked redman's post history to see if he's a libertarian, turns out he's just Canadian, and they're just not as fun to make fun of.

[–]kumquatz 168 points169 points ago

[–]mhtfc[!] 75 points76 points ago

An image of myself, i am beautiful.

[–]CrownSeven 20 points21 points ago

[–]BallaPlz 242 points243 points ago

[–]MisterUNO 233 points234 points ago

w

t

f

?

[–]HauteLecture 30 points31 points ago

[–]corazo909 59 points60 points ago

Wait. What? I don't...Did I just have a stroke?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

WHUT IS THIS

[–]senorchaos718 55 points56 points ago

[–]Natfod 51 points52 points ago

im actually browsing this thread with my girlfriend..

[–]xAbaddon 32 points33 points ago

No more porn? I'll stick to jacking it while watching True Lies. Fuckin' Jamie Lee Curtis.

[–]Fuqwon 75 points76 points ago

Pretty sure most of Reddit would say a naked picture of Emma Watson.

[–]oh_indeed_714 3 points4 points ago

[–]drinkme217 114 points115 points ago

I just used this in a "hottest gifs" thread, but I can never get enough of This One.

[–]Lord_Von_Fappington 28 points29 points ago

WTF is this from?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Cocaine. This is from cocaine.

[–]asevarte 18 points19 points ago

[–]MrBobandy 226 points227 points ago

[–]Dereklikesmetal 10 points11 points ago

[–]patmysterio 11 points12 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/VqPFK.gif Technically a gif, but fuck it.

[–]this_isnt_relevant 207 points208 points ago

[–]daisy_chained 100 points101 points ago

[–]TwinkiePinkie 84 points85 points ago

What about women?

[–]omplatt 131 points132 points ago

women, on the internet? now I've hear everything.

[–]fukitimout 46 points47 points ago

I'm not gay, but that guy is fucking ripped as hell and he has a great ass.

[–]Sodfarm 89 points90 points ago

I'm not gay, but that guy is fucking ripped as hell

Fair enough. I'd agree with that.

and he has a great ass.

YEAH OKAY BUD

[–]fukitimout 11 points12 points ago

look at his ass though

[–]JadedArtsGrad 357 points358 points ago

Reddit... it's 6:00 A.M., are you really going to do this to me?

http://i.imgur.com/bdnaw.jpg

or http://i.imgur.com/YJimE.jpg

I could go on...

[–]RedSquaree 833 points834 points ago

Wow. One rule to this game and you broke it.

[–]2oosra 345 points346 points ago

Actually there were two rules, and he broke them both. Upvote for him

[–]bmw1393 69 points70 points ago

fuck you and your rules.

[–]Failreaction 48 points49 points ago

Who is that girl in the second image? She is just amazing.

[–]jalepenomack 27 points28 points ago

Gigi Rivera. Download link: here

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points ago

Gigi Rivera - Massage Creep

I know this, because everytime that picture comes up, that question is asked.

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[–]Fizzylemon12 10 points11 points ago

Is that first image from a particular site? I saw some videos with the same kind of lighting and style before, ridiculously hot, but forgot the name and have been wondering ever since, help a man out?

[–]Autogrex 113 points114 points ago

[–]tossacct74 57 points58 points ago

My female cousin and my girlfriend going at it to each other, while I am doing my cousin from behind or her blowing me....

[–]IGG99 35 points36 points ago

Pic or didn't happen.

[–]Blencathra 51 points52 points ago

The rules never said it had to be a picture that actually existed.

[–]kcg5 45 points46 points ago

Prince Charles?

[–]Texasantifa 14 points15 points ago

Uhh, what.

[–]cockgoggles 101 points102 points ago

that's easy... gorgeous brunette

[–]dpbmadtown 226 points227 points ago

[–]EmuSoFly 8 points9 points ago

If you say fotolia out loud it sounds the same as foot oil in swedish.

[–]Painkiller90 6 points7 points ago

This one would do the trick for me http://i.imgur.com/2JVHg.jpg