I like my ____ like I like my women/men. _____ and ____

PantsAreOverrated · 3 months

I like my coffee like I like my women. Bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

ThaiOneOff · 3 months

I like my women like I like my Italian Cruise Vessels. Wet, wrecked, and going down.

LP2B · 3 months

I like my men like I like my appendix. Inside me until it bursts.

freerangehuman · 3 months

I like my coffee like I like my women. Without my friend's penis in it. YOU TWO CAN GO TO HELL!

pricemz · 3 months

"i like my women like i like my jeep. topless and easy to get into." -my brother

Cameroon62 · 3 months

I like my oatmeal like I like my women. Quick, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs.

DreadTaco · 3 months

I like my metal like I like my furniture: Swedish and unnecessarily complicated.

Surrealis · 3 months

I like my axons like I like my women: With action potential.

strings81 · 3 months

I like my beer like I like my woman, Blonde and Belgian.

naked_ditchdigger · 3 months

I like my thighs like I like my peanut butter: chunky and easy to spread.

No, wait. Let me try that again...

iamzeph · 3 months

I like my women like I like my saturday nights: naked and in front of the computer.

ziggucci · 3 months

I like my women like I like my milk. Rich, white, and 2% fat.

MrPigeon · 3 months

I like my women like I like my coffee. Excessively hot, done in two minutes, and in my lap when I least expect it.

agent_of_entropy · 3 months

I like my glue like I like my women. Crazy.

ecokitty · 3 months

I like my internet like I like my men. Free and dirty.

cyberphonic · 3 months

I like my women like I like my reddit: Full of useless information and sexually depraved.

Twyll · 3 months

I like my men like I like my shoelaces. Tied up and at my feet.

Edit for addition: I like my men like I like my sheets: folded over the bed, waiting for me to enter them.

katacarbix · 3 months

I like my file systems how I like my women: Fat and 16.

meowingatmydog · 3 months

I like my coffee like I like my women... covered in BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

franziaRed · 3 months

I like my coffee like I like my men. White and weak.

Scapegrace_ · 3 months

I like my men like I like my bread. White, chemically altered and a little toasted.

datshitkray · 3 months

I like my ramen like i like my women. Cheap and Asian

chaharlot · 3 months

I like my men the way I like my urine. Sterile.

Tobikun13 · 3 months

I like my coffee how I like my men. Gay.

Hothr · 3 months

I like my parties like I like my bird watching club. Tits flying everywhere.

[deleted] · 3 months

I like my women like I like my easels. Legs far apart and covered in oil.

cynikalAhole99 · 3 months

I like my women like I like my dog. panting to see me and on all fours, naked.

no_numbers_here · 3 months

I like my whiskey like I like my women, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

MisterMetal · 3 months

I like my Russian authors like i like my women. Drunk and Suicidal.

MyHands_TheyTingle · 3 months

I like my women how I like my vodka; cheap and Russian.

TG_Alibi · 3 months

I like my Government like I like my women. No bush.

jaspersgroove · 3 months

I like my women like I like my coffee. Black and bitter.

Alternately:

I like my women like I like my comedians. Half-drunk and of questionable moral character.

BabelFishComedy · 3 months

I like my women like I like my Dolphins. I know they're trying to communicate with me, but I have no idea what they're saying.

Catwoman8888 · 3 months

I like my cellphone like I like my men. Hard and vibrating.

jimfl · 3 months

I like a cup of coffee that's not afraid to strap on a dildo and fuck me in the ass.

mknyan · 3 months

I like my women like I like my Mac. Inferior, but pretty.

TheClayroo · 3 months

"I like my women like I like my dead security guard's skin...on my face." Hannibal Lector

andrewsmith1986 · 3 months

I like my women like I like reddit, goes down a lot

[deleted] · 3 months

I like my women like I like my pens, extra fine and different colors

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fatcat2000 · 3 months

I like my coffee like i like my women. Filled with my own semen.

andrewsmith1986 · 3 months

"I like my women like I like my microwave. Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her."

CmdOptEsc · 3 months

I like my women like I like my PCs. Full of viruses and replaceable after 3 years.

feefiefofum · 3 months

I like turtles!

ThiZ · 3 months

I like my men like I like my tea. Sweet and English.

OhDannyBoy · 3 months

I like my women how I like my coffee... Hot, strong, and Irish.

thewongtrain · 3 months

I like my women like I like my coffee. QUIET.

abeetzwmoots · 3 months

I like my women like Ikea furniture, cheap & with a few screws missing!

newcirclejerkmod · 3 months

I like my women like I like my guitar. gstring and f holes.

gump69 · 3 months

I like my beer like I like my women, Busch Light.

chrono13 · 3 months

I like my women like I like my cheese - fat free american singles.

heyheyitsrae · 3 months

I like my donuts like I like my prostitutes. Cream filled.

FreeStanzin · 3 months

Ahh reading "I like" over and over is making it look so abstract and strange looking!!

Kendiesel · 3 months

I like my women like I like my Game Stop games. Used and over-priced.

nickbrick23 · 3 months

I like my women like my drive-thru coffee order: hot, black, and wedged between my legs while I put my wallet away.

lia_sang · 3 months

I like my women like I like my coffee: sweet as sin and hot as hell.

I like my men like I like my jeans from the 80's: ripped.

-Y-E-A-H- · 3 months

I like my wine like I like my women. 10 years old and locked in a cellar.

jdeyounge · 3 months

I like my women like I like my car. Cheap and used.

squarer00t · 3 months

I like my neighbourhood like I like my women. Quiet and ~~has never had any black people in it~~ safe.

BatmansMasseuse · 3 months

I like my women like I like my stewed rabbit. With a pinch of salt, marinated in a bag overnight, simmering on medium heat until meat is tender, and served with carrots and onions and assorted spices. Yum yum. What were we talking about again?

skullturf · 3 months

I like my women like I like my coffee: Hot, and available for purchase on many street corners.

I like my women like I like my beer: full-bodied with an assertive bitterness.

I like my women like I like my Simpsons episodes: At least 15 years old.

SerinaLightning · 3 months

I like my women like I like my Chilean miners: going down my shaft and not coming up for eight months.

TheChaparralAndSage · 3 months

I like my woman like I like my woman. I like woman.

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