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What warnings do you repeatedly ignore? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 5 months ago by mrzulu
I apply packing tape over barcodes on UPS/FedEx shipping labels when attaching the labels to the box. You?
[–]moonflower 73 points74 points75 points 5 months ago
''Hand wash only''
In the machine it goes!
[–]nuclear_cheese 34 points35 points36 points 5 months ago
Machine wash only.
Fuck it, I'll use the hose.
[–]deciple87 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
I want to put that on a t-shirt.
[–]RedditRedneck 30 points31 points32 points 5 months ago
This shirt says "Dry Clean Only".
That means it is dirty.
[–]ambroaz 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
Thank you Mitch.
[–]mindspillage 14 points15 points16 points 5 months ago
Ditto. If it doesn't survive the wash machine, I was never going to wear it after it got dirty anyway.
[–]taa 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
And thence into the tumble dryer, happily disregarding that warning.
[–]cloudpuff 64 points65 points66 points 5 months ago
"Please drink responsibly"
[–]Plavonica 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
Otherwise whats the point?
[–]qwertvert64 118 points119 points120 points 5 months ago
Do not eat raw cookie dough.
[–]blueocean43 26 points27 points28 points 5 months ago
You can make cookie dough without the eggs, instead replacing them with an eggs worth of milk (2oz i think), if you plan to eat it raw.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 5 months ago
a metric eggsworth
[–]23saround 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago
But who actually plans to eat it raw? It just kinda...happens...
[–]blueocean43 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
In that case, plan to make vegan cookie dough (replace the egg with half a banana and the butter with margarine). Still bakes like cookies, but no chance of salmonella if you 'accidentally' eat it all before you bake it.
[–]MiniRipperton 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
I prefer egg replacer. I don't always like the banana flavour.
[–]KingIsMe123 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
...you are my god...
[–]diode333 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
an interesting choice.
[–]NinjaViking 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
or you could buy pasteurized egg.
[–]n734lq 40 points41 points42 points 5 months ago
"Alright, who ordered the beef and bean burrito?"
"Oh, that's me."
"There you are, sir. Careful, the plate's very, very hot."
[–]Marc_the_Ardvark 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Had a couple waitresses actually pull my plate back from me reaching for it. Bitch I'm helping you so you don't need to stretch over this long ass table, give me my fucking food damnit. I'm hungry and have been waiting here for fucking hours..is what I say in my head because I'm hungrumpy as fuck, but actually just politely smile and let her do it cause I really know shes just trying to be helpful and nice.
[–]PrairieHarpy 33 points34 points35 points 5 months ago
Please never try to "help" servers by taking plates from them, especially if they have their hands full. I know it sounds dickish, but they have a system worked out and would rather you let them go about it.
[–]vingt-deux 39 points40 points41 points 5 months ago
It's not a warning, but a challenge and it's coming from myself : Tonight I'm gonna sleep early.
I fail every.fucking.time.
[–]benjgvps 15 points16 points17 points 5 months ago
Looks at time
Fuck.
[–]23saround 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Yup, it's midnight here and I have to get up at 5:45 tomorrow XP
[–]pirate_doug 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
I get up at 4am for work. I usually lay down no earlier than 9:30 pm. And then it's time for iPad play. Either porn, which is quickly over and I'm snoozing like a baby, or Reddit in which case, I could probably put my work clothes on then.
[–]msgobstopper 31 points32 points33 points 5 months ago
The cellphone-must-be-turned-off sign at the gas stations ;]
[–]mrzulu[S] 17 points18 points19 points 5 months ago
Agreed. Complete BS.
[–]HardlyWorkingDotOrg 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Wasn't it established that this was not because of the wireless signals but because of potential sparks that could ignite the gas fumes should you drop your phone and the battery would come off?
Never had a problem with an iPhone in that regard...
[–]peas_in_a_can_pie 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
:/ is it bad i sometimes smoke at gas stations?
[–]hannahalexia 47 points48 points49 points 5 months ago
Yes, that is bad.
[–]badgrammar 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
It's bad for your lungs.
[–]blueocean43 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
... Yes. This is not the same thing as using a cell phone at all, as cellphones do not give off and form of naked flame.
[–]secondsflat 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
A guy I dated kept his car running when he filled up his gas tank
While I was in the car
[–]sheerheartattack 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
If that were in any way even remotely dangerous, gas station fatalities would be incalculable.
[–]I_thinkImsmart 13 points14 points15 points 5 months ago
No keep doing it.
[–]deu5 29 points30 points31 points 5 months ago
He'll have a blast.
[–]acokanahaf 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
Zing
[–]sheerheartattack 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
A cigarette cannot set gasoline alight, but I am sure it is not worth the hassle of explaining that to everyone at the gas station.
[–]BlueAndFuzzy 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
Is it bad that I've never noticed one of these signs?
[–]applej00sh 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
It doesn't matter. Cell phones have nothing to do with starting fires at gas stations. Watch Mythbusters and you'll see
[–]arghnard 85 points86 points87 points 5 months ago
"Microwave for 2 minutes. Let it sit to cool for 1 minute."
bah
[–]ClamOfDoom 30 points31 points32 points 5 months ago
The festering gum blisters were TOTALLY worth being able to eat that Hot Pocket 60 seconds sooner. Or so I like to tell myself.
[–]TheShaker 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
I think the bigger problem is that you're eating Hot Pockets.
[–]pirate_doug 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Hoooot Pockets.
Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!
[–]xcprussia 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago
The let stand in the microwave part is actually an important part of the cooking process
[–]TimesAreTough 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Very true. My microwave food experiences have improved exponentially since I started letting stuff cool. Although for me part of that is that I have a really low tolerance to hot (temperature-wise) foods.
Scumbag microwavable foods:
2 min to cook fully
5 min to cool to an edible level
[–]jusksmit 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Amen!
When I was younger, I always ignored this step, too, thinking it was just a ridiculous "safety step" that their lawyers made them put in.
Turns out, that's absolutely not the case. The food continues cooking long after the microwave stops, and letting it stand and finish cooking is a very important part of the process. Ever since then, frozen meals have started tasting much better. :D
[–]gordofrog 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
"Do not microwave"
Screw you pizza, the oven takes too long
[–]Ap_science 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Carla: Oh my God, I can't stand it, thirty more seconds! Turk: OK, don't get too excited. They have to cool off for a minute. That cheese is like lava.
[–]ClockworkMonkey 27 points28 points29 points 5 months ago
"please close all other programs before proceeding with the installation"
[–]coerciblegerm 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago
Please restart your computer to complete the installation.
[–][deleted] 5 months ago
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[–]Lost216 36 points37 points38 points 5 months ago
I can't get past the fact that crazies are usually best in the sack
[–]mauxly 18 points19 points20 points 5 months ago
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
[–]mrzulu[S] 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
I like the rhyme.
[–]fireindeedhot 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
Why not "always have an escape plan when sticking your dick in crazy." If you don't stick your dick in crazy, you want have any good stories to tell people
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
I stuck my dick in crazy. I can't even escape. Shit has hit the roof. Somebody end this madness.
[–]TheEnglishAvenger 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
won't
[–]Lost216 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
See, this is a much better rule.
[–]ltw999 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Doesn't matter; got upvotes.
[–]nikocujo 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
I have gotten in more trouble ignoring that piece of advice than I'd care to admit.
The flesh is weak, even when you know she's stalker material.
[–]aBEARica 19 points20 points21 points 5 months ago
Are you 18 and willing to see adult content? Why of course.
[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 14 points15 points16 points 5 months ago
I remember when I got to stop having to do that
[–]animatedradio 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
I remember being really happy about it, and now when I realise that that time was a good 3 years ago (not much time, really, but still), it makes me sad.
[–]mauxly 13 points14 points15 points 5 months ago
A few years ago my doctor read me the riot act for using Q-tips in my ears. And I thought to myself, "What in the fuck are you supposed to use them for then?"
Every morning I ignore his advice and put myself in a q-tip/ear canal trance.
[–]derefr 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
"What in the fuck are you supposed to use them for then?"
They have other uses... for, example, you could, uh... put some rubbing alcohol on them and clean the contacts on video game cartridges... pppfshHAHAHAHA okay I'm totally joking yes cleaning your ears is what they're for.
But your doctor is still completely correct: Q-tips are entirely made, shipped, sold, and purchased to do something people shouldn't be doing. They're basically ear cigarettes.
Don't stick crazy in your ear?
[–]23saround 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
Don't stick your dick in your ear, or a q-tip in crazy
[–]ctnguy 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago
"Do not insert cotton bud into ear canal."
[–]mikethecamera 34 points35 points36 points 5 months ago
Smoking Kills... ha I'm still here.... cough... eurgh!
[–]Psychicthriller 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
HE CHOSE A HALF MEASURE
[–]astamar 27 points28 points29 points 5 months ago
The fire alarm in my apartment building. If it goes off in the middle of the night I usually just roll over and go to sleep. Unless I smell smoke I am not getting up, putting on pants, and dragging both my ass and my cat down 25 flights of stairs.
I would literally rather die.
[–]applej00sh 13 points14 points15 points 5 months ago
I'm guessing this doesn't matter to you based on you reply but you cant smell when you are asleep.
[–]powpowpowkazam 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
But the fire alarm wakes him, he gives a good sniff then goes back to sleep. Foolproof.
[–]mrzulu[S] 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
That's harsh, but understandable.
[–]sheerheartattack 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
The concept of fire drills is beyond comprehension. What stupid fuck thought it was a good idea to take a signal indicative of danger and to turn it into a signal that almost certainly means otherwise?
[–]ForNoRaeson 14 points15 points16 points 5 months ago
My recommended daily intake of sugar. I'm pretty sure I'm working at an average of 200% RDA but fuck it, I'm wild, yeah? Can't tame me.
[–]_zurich 14 points15 points16 points 5 months ago
Can't tame your type 2 diabetes either. Those insulin levels are really out of control
[–]helgaofthenorth 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Recommended daily intake of sugar for women = 25 g
Sugar in 1 can of Mountain Dew = 31 g
...
<3 Mountain Dew!
[–]Evil_Benevolence 13 points14 points15 points 5 months ago
"You're wasting the best years of your life!"
I agree.
[–]gvendurf 13 points14 points15 points 5 months ago
I never read the license agreement or safely remove hardware.
What a rebel I am...
[–]hgritchie 59 points60 points61 points 5 months ago*
"Please safely eject drive before removing".
To hell with that.
[–]epicRelic 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago
5 years ago during my senior project for high school, I didn't safely eject and it resulted in me actually losing important files. Be warned.
[–]twistedfork 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
I once turned a PS2 off without properly exiting the game or whatever, and completely destroyed my save file.
[–]NoDownvotesPlease 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
1st world problem.
[–]goldemerald 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
I knew this would be here before I finished reading the question.
[–]KingIsMe123 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Life's too short to remove the USB device safely.
[–]Gonzobot 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
I ignore about three dozen 'do not enter' 'employees only' and 'visitors must register at the front office' signs on a daily basis. Being a courier is fun.
[–]fenikz 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
"Your computer might be at risk"
[–]Forthewolfx 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
Ha! I don't have time to "eject" my USB!
[–]nosleepatall 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
Wow, it's the legendary Forthewolfx! Of course you don't have time, Forthewolfx has always more important things to do than waiting!
[–]penguinHP 22 points23 points24 points 5 months ago
NSFW tags
[–]fishwithfeet 22 points23 points24 points 5 months ago
NSFL tags
[–]HowsTricksMurphy 37 points38 points39 points 5 months ago
Posted speed limits are just suggestions.. right?
[–]shaggy1265 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
The yellow ones on curves in the road actually are, the actual speed limit is what is posted on the white signs (at least in CA).
[–]Lost216 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
My tires are Y-rated, so 186 is safe for me. Completely, entirely safe.
[–]ThisIsImpossibraaaah 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
z rated alllllll the way, baby
[–]Lost216 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
Y rated is higher, Z rated is 149 mph. I make tires for a living. Here's a full chart.
http://www.tirerack.com/tires/tiretech/techpage.jsp?techid=35&
[–]ThisIsImpossibraaaah 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
oh, i'm sorry. I was using z-rated sub y rated tires. They still say 215zr17.
[–]allRedDanger 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
TIL
[–]boxsterguy 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Z rating is 149+. W and Y were added after Z was defined, when car manufacturers made cars go faster and faster. W-rated and Y-rated tires are also Z-rated.
[–]AskMeAboutMyUsername 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
For Tobacco Use Only
[–]Shprintze613 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
Cuidado: Piso Mojado.
[–]jhudsui 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
I'm really not supposed to take caffeine while on a Wellbutrin prescription. I'm really really not supposed to take more powerful stimulants.
[–]miss_j_bean 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
I was prescribed wellbutrin and adderall from the same doctor for years. I also drank a lot with it. No problems.
[–]yilily 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
"Do not lean on door" sign on NYC subway cars.
[–]ThisIsImpossibraaaah 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Anytime I see the sleepy eyes and a crossed out martini on a pill bottle.
[–]phenix_04 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
"Don't Play with Fire!"
[–]dynamosoccer 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
The thunderstorm warnings on tv.
[–]GrifFonzy 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
"DO NOT FREEZE GLUE" curiosity killed the cat, literally.
[–]Rabajiin 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
You may be a victim of software counterfeiting...
Please computer, I'm not the victim. YOU ARE!
[–]Leeser 17 points18 points19 points 5 months ago
I swallow gum. All the time. One of its main ingredients is corn starch, and that's easily digestible. That it's not safe to swallow it is a myth in my book.
[–]iAgreeToDisagree 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago
It actually is a myth. It'll take about 3 days to get out of your system.
[–]Thinc_Ng_Kap 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
One of its main ingredients...
[–]ForeverAlonzo 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
As someone who works in shipping, I just want to say that putting tape over barcodes doesn't actually do anything. Doesn't matter at all. It's just a myth.
[–]shaggy1265 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
As long as the tape is clear you are correct.
[–]mrzulu[S] 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
Good to know. If ever asked I will tell them ForeverAlonzo said so.
[–]russianout 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Tornado warning: Go to lowest level of your home and stay away from windows.
Reality: Stand in front yard; watch for tornado.
Edit: a word
[–]GrimTuesday 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
I pull out USB sticks without ejecting.
[–]namegoeswhere 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
um, drinking responsibly, probably. or "do not mix with alcohol."
..i might need help.
[–]qthebard 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
"If you don't believe in god, then you're going to hell!"
[–]Stratpat 19 points20 points21 points 5 months ago
Cut off labels from mattresses....the mattess police have NOTHING on me!!!
[–]celesteyay 18 points19 points20 points 5 months ago
I'm pretty sure that that warning only applies to the seller so that when someone's buying in they know what their mattress is made out of (in case of allergies or whatever.)
You can rip your own mattress tag and no one will care.
[–]for_the_shiggles 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Just take the time to read the label. Entirely safe and legal to cut tags off your own shit.
[–]PyramidGod 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Came here to say this. Tags on chairs, mattresses, couches, are not safe from me and my scissors.
[–]23saround 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
When I was little I accidentally ripped one off, so I treated the thing like a body, I hid it in my room until I had the chance to sneak it to the garbage.
And yes, I do hide all my dead bodies in my room.
[–]N3Y5VHBB 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
"Don't crack your knuckles."
[–]pandeomonia 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
There's nothing wrong with cracking your knuckles.
[–]TheAnalyst138 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
I believe a guy won a Nobel Prize for disproving this by only cracking the knuckles on one of his hands and not developing arthritis.
[–]ebass 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
He won the Ig Nobel Prize which is a parody, not the actual Nobel Prize.
[–]dsaavedra 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
there are several doors on the dining hall at my school that have "emergency exit, alarm will sound" stickers on them but they are complete bullshit, only there to stop people from opening the doors and letting kids in without paying. i walk out of them regularly
[–]guavainindia 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
"You are a woman in India. DON'T SLAP PEOPLE"
[–]zacharyfantastico 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
How can she SLAP!?
[–]guavainindia 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Pretty much. Apparently I'm not demure enough. And apparently slapping a man from a warrior tribe, who is a few years older than me, in the middle of the main street in town wasn't...ladylike. He threatened me, so I slapped him.
[–]captainbigglesworth 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Warning this product causes mouth cancer and tooth loss
[–]Shirokage 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
"Fast food is bad for you." - Have been eating stuff like McDonald's for most of my life, and I am only 140 lbs and mostly muscle. Barely workout (although I am starting a little bit).
"Careful, this plate is hot." - I'll be the judge of that. Touches plate
[–]l0c0dantes 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
It is bad for you on a nutrition per gram basis. If you eat it in moderation, or in line with the rest of your diet, I supposed its ok. Whats your cholesterol like?
[–]Kar0xqe 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Outdated software that I'm too lazy to update
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
DONT WALK
[–]l0c0dantes 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
Ensure that this computer and programs are used for only official business. I ignore that fucker every time it comes up. I don't actually obey it, I just blindly hit OK at this point.
[–]shanksawalrus 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
"use a condom or get the hiv" :o
[–]LoveFluffyBunny 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
The general "don't lean back in your chair" yeah busted my head on the floor in school a lot... Totally worth it every time :)
[–]NinjaViking 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
"Silica gel - do not eat"
FUCK YOU I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT OMNOMNOMNOM
[–]Unwright 17 points18 points19 points 5 months ago
First of all, fuck you. If you for any reason have ever interfered with package tracking for doing so, I hate you. If not, I apologize for my harsh language.
Second, as a college student who's meals subsist almost solely of instant food, "do not microwave". It's a challenge more than a warning.
[–]pirate_doug 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
He almost certainly has. Though all that shit's automated, so it probably just delayed his package a day or two.
Though I work in the Over, Short, and Damages section of a LTL trucking company, and I can tell you right now, ANYTHING I ship gets plenty of labeling, with the Pro number, Consignee, and my Shipper address all over it and inside it.
I'd say a solid 50% of damaged freight I see actually gets damaged when it comes to OS&D because the dock workers thing of OS&D as "the place where that fucked up shit goes to die" and not "the place where that fucked up shit goes to get fixed"
[–]redeyeddevil 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
Wife: "Fast food is really bad for you, get a salad".
Me: Orders biggest burger they have, every time.
Their salads are as bad for you as their sandwiches.
Might have been said already but "Service engine soon".
[–]arjalon 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
There are all those traffic suggestions like "speed limit 65" and "dangerous curves ahead"..
[–]monty20python 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
In my car I've found I can take those 30 suggested corners at about 50, and the 50 ones at 80+
[–]VanellieIce 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Media ratings.
[–]umlong23 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Left/Right turn only. Challenge accepted.
[–]mryaz88 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Women that laugh about issues that shouldnt be laughed about. Examples include. Laughing about their ex sleeping with their mom. Ignoring daddy issues, ignoring slutty issues.
Yep...
[–]Strivus 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
D.U.I's
[–]homerjaythompson 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Speed limits.
[–]codecoder 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
You're running out of battery. Please conne
[–]gehsekky 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
check engine.
[–]thebeefytaco 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
"Please turn off your mobiles and electronic devices during take off"
I have faith in the mythbusters.
Correct. There's no way your phone or iPod or Kindle will affect the flight avionics. What they'd like for is for you to pay attention in case shit goes horribly wrong. I figure by the point I'm beyond able to help anyways.
[–]michaelme 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
Signs that say "Bro you have to turn onto this exit at like 7mph"
Nah Nah, im swervin'
[–]Dan_the_moto_man 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
People follow warning labels?
[–]RPBiohazard 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
"Safely remove hardware"
[–]peas_in_a_can_pie 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide
[–]proggieus 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Place on ground,Light fuse, Get away
[–]neethak 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Stand on the top tier of the ladder. Don't tell me I could lose my balance, I have the balance of a fucking tight-rope walker.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
"Danger: High Voltage"
Those signs are always lies.
[–]czernobog_36 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Do not operate heavy machinery.
[–]Ispeakrobot 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Weather warnings that come over the top of the television. High winds or thunderstorm warning? Whatever.
[–]lee_ror 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Do not take with alcohol just means take with water then consume right? Ok so I'm in the clear, no warnings ignored.
[–]ClamOfDoom 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
"Do not microwave in ovens less than 1000W." Meh, I'll just tack on an extra minute or two...
The warning on the DDR game that tells me I'm going to die if I trip and fall.
[–]Elbowskin 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Cooking bacon naked.
[–]kyle90 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
"Do not look into laser beam"
But they're so pretty...
"Don't leave whitening gel on for more then 5 minutes" Bitch, I'm sleeping with this shit on. Fuckin teeth are gonna be whiter than Gwenyth Paltrow picking pumpkins.
[–]Barry_McCockiner 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I find that warnings are for pussys.
[–]Methionine 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
The cancer warnings on cigarette cartons. Dammit.
[–]carlythesniper 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
End user licensing agreements, particularly itunes.
[–]marcb0802 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I dont wait for the pizza rolls to cool. Thug life
"Please do not press the reset or power button while the device is saving"
My finger literally hovers over those buttons every time. I have never done it though...
[–]mixmasterteapot 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I stand on the very top rung of the ladder.
[–]sgtkuchen 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
"Do not use Bengay as lubricant"
[–]Adonais 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Don't shit where you eat.
[–]abngeek 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Masturbation causes blindness.
[–]soileau86 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
WARNING: smokeless tobacco may cause cancer. Trying to quit but it's a biatch.
[–]admiral_bulltraits 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
SLOW DOWN, that flashes when I go 5mph over the speed limit
[–]the2belo 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
"Too low, terrain! Too low, terrain! Whoop whoop pull up!"
[–]inpu 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
"Do not take decongestant nasal spray for more than 2 weeks."
[–]Eigenwach 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Copyright notices.
[–]LoneRanger9 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Properly eject device before disconnecting. FUCK THE RULES
[–]Sandwich_Ninja 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Apparently people at my work like to ignore the "You exchange mailbox is full, please clear out some items or you will be unable to send emails"
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[–]bkbeezy 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
What's this "no right turn on red" shit?
[–]falconmunch 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Some intersections (usually particularly busy ones) have signs indicating that you're not allowed to make a right turn when the light is red. At least here in the U.S. they do.
[–]Omniabsence 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Static damage on computer components.
[–]antraxx 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Smoking kills
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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