What is the most embarassing moment from your childhood that still makes you cringe to this day?

Stamm · 7 months

At some point during 1st grade, we were out on the playground during recess and I was waiting in line to go down the slide. I really had to piss so I was yelling at the kids in front of me to go down quickly. Once I worked my way to the front of the line, I decided that I couldn't hold it in anymore. I took off my pants and pulled down my underwear (in typical 7 year old boy fashion) and let the piss rain down on my classmates from the top of the jungle gym. In school suspension for 2 days followed.

OnlyHalfKidding · 7 months

In the fourth grade I was writing love notes signed as a secret admirer to a girl in my class and leaving them in her cubby. It was all going to culminate in some valentines day plan a few weeks later but her friends started teasing her about it. She ended up crying in the middle of class over it so I decided to just stop before things got worse.

It would have been completely forgotten about except a few weeks later the teacher asked me in front of the class why I'd missed a homework assignment:

"Sorry, I was really busy yesterday and didn't have time."

"You'd have had time if it was one of your little love notes wouldn't you."

I had no idea I could still remember that feeling of everyone in the entire room laughing at me while watching my first real crush cry her eyes out but I could throw up just writing this.

ImAWoman · 7 months

I was in 2nd grade. Our class was holding the "Invention Convention." The idea was, you need to think of a problem in your life that a new invention would help fix. Then, design and create (basically using arts and crafts materials) the invention and present it to the whole grade. My problem was this: "I want to be a werewolf, but I'm not. I'm going to invent a ray gun that transforms me into a werewolf." Clearly not understanding anything about lycanthropy, I used some tinfoil and crafted what looked like a gun. When it was my turn to present in front of about 100 people (which seems like 1,000 to an 8-year-old), I explained my problem, then proceeded to point the "werewolf gun" at myself, pull the tinfoil trigger, and jump around snarling and howling for a bit in front of my fellow classmates. Nobody was laughing. Nobody said anything- total silence. A teacher politely led me to my seat after my presentation was over. And I will never live that down.

bitch_im_a_lion · 7 months

When i was in first grade i would walk home from the buss stop every day and get home and watch arthur and magic school bus. one day i found a balloon on the side of the road. it was slimy and wet but i still wanted to play with it. i remember dumping it out and blowing it up into the long skinny balloon. 9 years later in freshman health class i stood up and screamed a scream that only comes from realizing you had another mans cum in your mouth and walked home for the day.

TehTriangle · 7 months

13-ish. Had just discovered masturbating and hadn't quite mastered the art of subtly yet.

For some reason, I usually finished on my bedsheets and kind of rubbed it in, to get rid of it. Well, my mum wasn't too impressed when it came to laundry, and one day after school I returned to find an unopened pack of man-size Kleenex on my bedside table. The funny thing was, I definitely did not have a cold.

It was never brought up between my mum and myself, but I sure as hell knew what she wanted me to use them for.

mukhul · 7 months

I had spent the week at a summer camp when I was about 11 and learned a joke that I didn't really understand but thought would probably be hilarious to adults. SO, when Dad came to pick me up with all the other parents in the room I walked behind him and pushed my finger into his back and said "Guess what this is?" Dad: "Umm... A finger?" "No, I'm just happy to see you!"

I pretended to have a boner for my dad. Still remember his horrified face as he walked me to the car.

GORILLADIX · 7 months

I guess its time for a confession! I was 10, toys r us was handing out gift packs for free at the checkout. My dad gives me one and damn was i happy. We get home and its my bed time. My dad said i could open my gift pack and have one piece of candy. I picked up a roll of certs and ran off. I ate one, then had the bright idea that i would smuggle some to bed with me. So i hid a few more between my butt crack, walked strangly past my family into the kitchen, put the certs back and started for bed. "Hey!" my dad yelled. "i told you only 1 piece!" looking at the cert roll half empty. After mouthing off and lying about it for a solid five minutes my dad says "fine your getting a spanking and going to bed." i get my pants pulled down and my dad spanks me. The certs fall right out into his hand in front of my entire family. My dad didnt ask another question. He just looked sad and said "go to bed son" i cried out of shame for the next few hours in bed. First time admiting this. Maybe last

DodgyBobMcMayday · 7 months

Back when I was 5 or 6, me and my siblings had sleep suits. These were fleecy all-in-one pyjamas, with zip up front. Lovely and snuggly for the cold months (We didn't have central heating till a few years later).

One night, my parents were entertaining some friends so I'd tried to get dressed for bed by myself without calling for my mum. Getting into the sleepsuit was no problem, but zipping it up obviously required more dexterity than I had. I enthusiastically yanked the zip up, stopping when it zipped straight up and gripped my penis with tiny, zippy teeth.

It was more shock at first, but then I realised how much it hurt. Stumbling downstairs, I walked into the living room where my parents were chatting with their friends, pointed at my, now probably quite red, trapped penis, and tearfully asked for help.

pokerchick86 · 7 months

Already posted this once and people seemed to love it. So here goes:

OK I'm going to "man up" and not be embarrassed because I was 10 when this happened and ten year olds are allowed to be slow right?! Ok so you know when you poop and you push out really hard and then relax and some of it goes back in. Well at 10 I thought that this was amazing and I wasn't sure if anyone else was able to posses this "super power". So I gathered my two sisters and my two cousins in our basement and sat them down on the floor because I had a magic trick for them. I even made fake admission slips. So they're lined up in front of the bathroom and I start taking off my pants. They're all like uh what is she doing. I tell them just to wait a sec and they'll see. So I bent over faced my ass to them all and pushed and you guessed it plop it landed on the tile in the bathroom very audibly. My sisters and cousins were grossed out and didn't understand and I remember being very shocked that I couldn't pull it back in. Sigh they still make fun of me today for it.

contentpens · 7 months

First grade I was sitting next to a girl I had a first-grade crush on after coming back in from lunch. Started to not feel so good (could only eat some applesauce at lunch) and instead of running out of the room I remembered that I was supposed to raise my hand to be excused. After about a minute of struggling to get the teacher to call on and dismiss me, I ended up just throwing up all over the desk. I distinctly remember it (mostly liquid) flowing across the desk toward that girl, her screaming, and my teacher rushing me down the hallway to the bathroom (as I was throwing up in the hallway probably every 10 feet).

iglidante · 7 months

My friend and I were young - early elementary school aged - and we were pretty much ignorant about anything and everything to do with sex. There was a girl our age in the neighborhood who we both played with, and she was pretty cool. My friend had a thing for her, in the way of foolish children, and decided to articulate it to me. For some reason, his outlet of release involved imagining spreading this girl's asshole open with sticks and walking inside to explore, presumably miniaturized. We both laughed about it for a while.

Later on that day my dad, who had overheard our conversation, sternly asked me what the hell we were talking about. And I told him. I have no idea what went through his head in that moment, but I know what went through my own:

I want to die.

SRyJohn · 7 months

When I was just out of my preteens- 14, maybe?- I read Ender's Game. I ended up drafting a long letter to Orson Scott Card thanking him for getting it and understanding what it's like to be smarter than everyone around you... adults included. The social alienation! The insecurity! The uncertainty of being the best!

I ended up never sending it off, and now I look back on it 10 years later... Jesus Christ, I was such a ridiculous little shit. :D

BraneFreeze · 7 months

I was not the coolest fifth-grader on the planet (understatement. My mormon grandma bought all my clothes, I had coke-bottle glasses and a bowl haircut. I'm a girl.). I had a humongous kid-crush on a boy in my class and he was the only person who was ever nice to me.

One day, one of the kids who was horribly mean to me came up to me and said this boy liked me and wanted me to be his girlfriend. I thought he was being cruel and went into awkward defense mode and told this kid that I hated them both, I thought the boy was ugly, and to leave me alone.

The kid walks over to the boy I liked, whispers in his ear, and he looked like he was going to cry. He never talked to me again. On the bright side, I ran into him when I was 18 at a paintball competition and managed an awkward stuttering apology. He had obviously let it go much sooner than I had and it probably didn't mean much to him but I needed to apologize. It still makes me flinch to remember it.

MLeFrappe · 7 months

12-ish perhaps, on a school trip in a forest. No toilets, obviously, so when nature calls, I leave the group and find a secluded spot behind a tree, pretty standard procedure really. Now, this tree had small hole in it, just around my waist level, so naturally, I go ahead and aim for that hole. Few seconds later, a small, most displeased, featherless chick appears from inside the hole.

Maybe not really most embarassing, but most cringeworthy, at least in my own head...

TL;DR: Gave a naked chick a golden shower in a forest on a school trip.

rothweih · 7 months

My Kindergarten teacher decided it was as good time to teach five year olds that people have different coloured skins. Essentially, I was still innocent, black people were still people, I didn't see colours. But then Martin Luther King Jr. Day came along and she's is teaching us about him, and more important to this story, she was telling us about Rosa Parks and the bus boycott. Fast forward a week and I'm in a car dealership with my parents and I'm playing in the bus in the kids area when this couple came in with their two children--they happened to be black. There kids came in and wanted to play with me on the bus and it was then that I announced very loudly that they need to go to the back of the but, "Alright, all blacks to the back of the bus!" So my mother was mortified. (My dad thought this was hilarious. He has that type of sense of humor) and goes white and just stares at me. I had no idea I had done anything wrong, but my mom quickly snatches me up and ushers my dad out of the dealership while apologizing profusely to the other couple.

My mother was pissed! She couldn't believe my teacher had been teaching us that at an age where we really don't understand. She was furious with the teacher and made her quite aware of it. However, at the time I didn't know I was doing something, but looking back on it now makes me cringe to this day.

TD;DR: Told black kids to go the back of the toy bus when I was five and didn't know I had done anything wrong.

dont_be_a_c_word · 7 months

I was about 10 and at the beach with my mother a friend of her's.

I was eating M&Ms and dropped some on my mom's friend's lap. I just reached down and picked them up... including one that was wedged right between her thighs at her crotch. It slipped down and I slid my fingers down between her legs after it. she was sitting there giggling the whole time. (the whole thing happened in a second or 2)

I never thought for a second until afterward I was feeling her pussy up. :-P

I still, to this day, cringe a little bit over that for some reason.

joispeachy · 7 months

I went into my parents bedroom to get something, and I stepped on my dad's used condom. The contents got all over my foot.

Maybe that was more embarrassing for my parents than for me, but I was pretty embarrassed too.

Edit: I am a female, so that might make this even more disturbing. I'm not sure.

raxozellet · 7 months

As a 4th grader - Farting so hard in class the floor shook and then I dropped my pencil and as I bend down to get it I feel my pants tear open at the butt and another loud fart comes through.

The laughter still haunts my dreams.

omgLazerBeamz · 7 months

Valentine's Day. I was 11 years old (14 years ago). I was (probably) the smelliest child in my school. A few months before, someone new moved to the school. Her name was Katie. She liked me and she asked me out, but when everyone found out they must have talked her out of committing social suicide, because she pretty much immediately withdrew the offer.

On Valentine's Eve, I was with my mum in Asda and there was a special on all the old flowers and chocolates. We were fairly poor; she kept asking if there was anyone I wanted to give a Valentine's Day gift to, I suppose she didn't want to miss a good deal. So I thought, "Yeah, this is obviously a great idea."

So the morning after, I'm walking down the hill to school with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates under my arm. All the other kids are staring at me, and starting to follow me. Long story short, she didn't want the flowers (obviously) and she said that she couldn't take them or the chocolates. My teacher kindly took the flowers, to save them from the trash. I spent the rest of the day crying in the bathroom and eating the chocolates. Nobody dared enter.

At the end of the day, Katie came up to me and said that she wouldn't mind being my "secret girlfriend," as long as no one else found out. Needless to say, I declined: I have some shame, after all.

zarbogres · 7 months

In 8th grade, I had a class where we worked the whole year in a small group of 5 or 6 people and as such we were always sitting and working together in these small groups. There was always a seat that my groupmates called "the special seat" that nobody wanted to sit in. I thought it was the weirdest thing and would get frustrated when they wouldn't explain why they had a problem with this one seat; they would only giggle more.

I kid you not, it took me nearly the entire year to realize "the seat" that nobody wanted and they would all giggle about was just in reference to sitting next to me. I don't know how I managed to be so dense. Worst day ever.

cokecain_bear · 7 months

When I was 13-14 I went to the community pool wearing my only, and heavily worn, board shorts. I swam around for awhile getting in and out of the pool multiple times to jump back in and do normal kid things. The girls kept looking at me and giggling, which confused me. After about 2 hours one of my friends shows up to the pool and says "yo dude your shits see through. And sure enough my trunks had become completely transparent when wet due to all the use they got over the years. I kept swimming even after he told me. Yea that's right, look at my dick you bitches.

Tldr: went to community pool and swam around for 2 hours in a transparent bathing suit without knowing. Everyone at the pool was starring at my junk.

ChrisJL · 7 months

I was on a little league soccer team, probably like 7-8 years old. We had just gotten a new teammate who was black. My town is 99.7% white (literally, that is the figure from wikipedia) so this may have been the first black person I ever interacted with. So I asked this girl on my team what his name was and she told me with a straight face, "It's Blacky." Being very young and never really seeing a black person before I didn't think anything of it. So we're scrimmaging and I'm open and I yell really loudly at him, "Pass me the ball, Blacky!" He gives me this dirty ass look and takes the ball in the complete opposite direction. I went back to that girl on my team and asked her, "are you sure thats his name? he wouldn't pass to me!" and she started laughing and told me she had no idea what his name was. At that second the reality of what had just happened hit me; I was so embarrassed. At that age I didn't really even think of the name "Blacky" with the context of it being an adjective. Felt terrible but never got the courage to apologize and explain the situation. Posted this in most unintentionally offensive thing you've ever said thread the other day, too; it really applies to both :(

silent_p · 7 months

I moved to a new town in 4th grade. Made friends with a red headed kid named "Bobby". We hung out all the time, for a while. We were sitting around talking during recess and some guys came by and said something along the lines of "Hey Bobby, is that your boyfriend!?" and they walked off laughing. I said something like "Are they implying that we're gay, or are they calling you a girl?" And Bobby said "... I am a girl."

She was a little androgynous. Probably could have had a great relationship, if I'd ascertained her gender the first time. But you know... hard to recover from that sort of thing, when you're 10 years old.

TheRealSamBell · 7 months

When I was in elementary school I was playing in the sandbox with some of the other kids. I was about 8 at the time and we were digging a big hole in the sand. When we were nearly finished, for some reason I'll never understand, I whipped out my dick and started peeing in the hole. The other kids ran away and a teacher came and grabbed me. I had to sit in the principals office until my mother came to pick me up.
She was not pleased

FlavorousShawty · 7 months

When I was 6, we had just gotten a new pool and decided to have an inaugural pool party. My aunt was not the skinniest lady, weighing in at over 300 pounds, and being the suave kid that I was, I had expressed the fact that I had noticed this several times in my childhood. About an hour into the party, she comes out of the house with her bathing suit on and proceeds to climb up onto the diving board and stand on the end. I saw the way the diving board was bending under her weight and emitted an ear-piercing scream. Everyone including my aunt turned to look at me. I yelled in a screaming wail: "SHE'S TOO FAT. SHE'S GONNA BREAK THE POOL". My aunt went inside crying while my dad pissed himself laughing. Family reunions are still awkward

danimoth2 · 7 months

Not really me, but my brother was a compulsive shitter. Damn he shitted everywhere. I guess he was just forgot all sense of hygiene when we were playing video games or toys together. I could recall several times when I was intently playing and then I began smelling that poopy smell and I'd look at him and ask him about it. Oftentimes he would say that it wasn't his fault. Oftentimes I would just pause the game and ask him to stand up. He wouldn't stand up until I forced him to, and then I'd see that he soiled himself. He then smiles sheepishly and rushes to the bathroom.

I never got his logic of "too busy, just shit here" because I could have paused the game if he wanted to. I think he soiled himself regularly all the way through elementary. Imagine playing Crash Bandicoot 3 or NBA Live 98 and just randomly smelling shit in the room. I actually nearly ate one of his creations once (thought it was a piece of chocolate) but my mother talked me out of it.

We don't see each other anymore that much. Needless to say I miss him.

Former___Lurker · 7 months

I pissed in a McDonnalds play scape when I was five at a friends birthday. I really had to go, but I made the poor chose of going down the slide that led into the ball pit. Just as I zipping up, a group of my friends came up and went down the slide, including the birthday boy. When the "piss hit the fan" so to speak, and the kids told their mothers they were covered with piss, management shut down the play scape amid screaming mothers threatening to sue the establishment. One mother ended up calling the fire department to report a bio hazardous situation. They ended up responding and cleaning the ball pit.

That was 20 years ago. The birthday boy happens to be my best friend to this day, and he has no idea that on his fifth birthday, he was covered with my piss.

bang_Noir · 7 months

I was in the 8th grade when this happened. Over developed, stupid hot girl said "watch this." and grabbed my ass. "No big deal." she says. I looked her in the eye and without a second thought I squeezed and caressed her boob. Then, feeling like the coolest dude ever I said "Eh, no big deal." and walked away. Everyone in the class laughed and I thought it was because I had just did the most awesome thing I'd ever done. Nope. It was because I popped the hardest most instantaneous boner ever and walked across the room to my desk with it. In khakis. You could literally see the head in full detail.

DirtychrisT · 7 months

Doesn't make me cringe, so much as laugh now, but it was horrifying to a child. It was my FIRST DAY of kindergarten, way back in 198...My father, has always been a man-child, quite like myself, and one of his favorite things to do would be to smack my mom on the ass HARD every damn time that poor woman bent over to put something in the oven, or the dryer, or to pick up her child...Okay back to the story. My teacher was giving us a tour of the campus. We go to the cafeteria, the library, the office, etc...We finally get to the P.E. area, and the P.E. teacher was bending over to take some basketballs out of the bag, and THWACK! Nailed her on the ass better than dad ever got mom! This giant P.E. teaching woman was NOT happy. She jumped up in shock turned around and could only muster a loud, "NO!". Naturally being five or six, it was enough to scare the hell out of me. I didn't get into any further trouble, but I did go to P.E. later to find out that she was my P.E. teacher (naturally), and yes it was awkward. even for a young child.

TL;DR Smacked my gym teacher on the ass in kindergarten.

pixieshit · 7 months

Dad caught me masturbating. He followed the really loud porn moans up the stairs and into my room. Funnily enough I was watching a video where two kids get caught in the act by a parent. He, being really conservative, nearly fucking disowned me, kept shouting "is that what a 15 year old is supposed to do???" I was actually 14 and didn't dare correct him. I cried and was numb for days.

evange · 7 months

Once in fourth grade I called the teacher "mom".

Orecic · 7 months

Me and my friend was about 9 years old when we came up with this new way of fucking. Yeah, we had just learned a little bit about sex and what it was.

We called it "jump fucking", that means that you with an erection stand like one metre from the bed and then jump into the girl with the dick hitting the pussy exactly right.

Thus the term "jump fucking" Anyways, we where discussing this during a break at school, and obviously a teacher overheard us and took it up with our parents.

My son, what is "jump fucking"?

aceoftrachs · 7 months

One of many: my mom flipped my mattress and found a slew of past-fapped bathing suit catalogs when I was 13. Give me a break it was the early 80's we didn't this internet thing that I hear you kids talking about today.

insertmywittyname · 7 months

Sitting in the middle of class in second grade and I just discovered a few days ago that layering 2 shirts together would keep me warmer. It was hot inside the class room so I decided to take the top layer off. And so I did. the 2nd layer stuck to the top layer and I sat shirtless until I could fumble my clothes apart. I am a girl.

worst part.. a guy sitting beside me whispered "you know everyone saw that right?" audibly.

TL;DR gave everyone their first flash show.

Badger2qrd · 7 months

Got caught looking at nsfw when I was like 10, but not in the act. Parents calmly called me into the other room. The original lack of fear made it so much worse when I found out what I was in there for.

pipkin227 · 7 months

Oh, I forgot my favorite one. I was in the sixth Grade.

I had a crush on a boy for the whole school year. He was new, immediately popular, good looking, etc. I must've been too obvious about it. Because one day in science class we had a conversation that went like this,

Boy: "Hey Pipkin, you want to go out with me?"

Me: Really?

Boy: No, of course not. You're a stupid, fat, retard.

Cue Class Laughing

Edit: For some faith in Humanity, about six years later (12th grade) before we graduated, he transformed from football captain to drama geek- and then came to me asked why I was so cold to him. I reminded him and he said he'd forgotten that happened. He apologized sincerely and we went on to kind of be friends.

Nosiegfried · 7 months

At the age of 9 (old enough) I wet myself in front of the whole class while at the blackboard. It was 5 min to the end of class and was desperate to go to the loo. I thought i'd just wait till we were dismissed. Instead of letting us go, the teacher decided to call someone to the front of the class to tell the poem we'd been learning that week. I guess she felt my "Please don't pick me" vibes and chose me. I got to about 3 lines into the poem and then I couldn't hold it in anymore. So I shouted "Wee wee!!" and pissed myself in front of a very appreciative crowd.

furgenhurgen · 7 months

I was playing over at my friend's house when I was 8 and we were in his garage drawing on the concrete. I was a very shy kid and the thought of asking to use his bathroom was something that I would never consider doing. I had been holding it for a couple of hours when, as I bent over to color a bit more on the concrete, the floodgates opened and I peed all over myself and his garage floor. I immediately burst into tears and asked him not to tell his parents. His response was to wave his hands over the spreading pee spot and say "I'll just tell them it was the air conditioner." I ran home and never went back over there again.

Kwakkens · 7 months

Must have been in first grade or something, during class. A girl had put a note between my notebook while I was away from the table. Upon returning, an obnoxious kid (who had seen her put it there) grabbed it, gladly informed the whole class in a loud voice of the context of this apparently secret letter. The letter read "I love you (my name)". Needless to say every kid (Excluding me and the girl ofcourse), including the teacher, burst out laughing. Being the shy kid I was, I just wanted to shrink into the ground and didn't know what to do, so I quickly grabbed the note and threw it in the trash can next to me. Never had I felt so humiliated. It wasn't only after it happened that I felt sorry for the girl in question and I still do, it must have been a lot more embarrassing for her (and very mean from my part, but what can you expect from a 7 year old in a situation like that). So yeah. Probably not the single most embarrassing thing ever to happen to me, but it was the first to come to my mind. Sadly such a thing hasn't occured later in life.

drewbert · 7 months

In Elementary School on Valentines Day we were required to make cards. Not enjoying decorating, I let out on "ugghhh" as the teacher described the "assignment." She noticed and said something to the effect of "just for that, you get to make two." So, like everyone else, I made a card for my mom. Not realizing that I could just make two cards for my mom, I started to make a card for the girl on whom I had a crush. I tried to be secretive about it, so naturally everyone was trying to find out. But I had my hand positioned in a way that kept the people next to me from seeing. At some point, I hear a terrified "meeeeeeeee?" from behind me. The girl the card was for had snuck up behind me and peaked. Utter shame. People recalled the event to me for the next three years, until my family moved to a different town.

tragicalsmiles · 7 months

When I was in like 6th grade, this stupid two-faced girl told the guy I liked that I liked him. This guy was a few years older, and his whole family was just really snotty. Well he apparently told his mom, and his mom called my mom to complain about me having a crush on her son, who was obviously "too good" for the likes of me.

I hated private school and all their snottiness.

TALL_BONE_GIRL · 7 months

I wore my headgear to school-7th grade- thought it would be cool. I was wrong.

SabertoothPanda · 7 months

When I was about 6 or 7, (15 Now) We went on holiday to this caravan site on the coast of England. One night we go into town and find this really posh restaurant.

So theres a buffet area next to the corridor which leads to the toilet, the buffet is being constantly filled up so Chefs are coming in and out of the kitchen to put more food out.

I tell my mum I need to go to the toilet, I head down the corridor and go for a pee. I sit down on the toilder (I'm a guy) and proceed to pee, all of a sudden I take a shit, I have no Idea how to clean it up. So I do the only logical thing possible.

I walk out of the toilet, down the corridor and into the restaurant where 30-40 people are sitting down and eating. I still have my trousers and undrware around my ankles, I walk out and walk to one of the chefs. By now most people are looking at me.

So I walk up to the chef who is filling up the food, he looks at me awkwardly, I turn around, bend over and show him my shit filled ass and ask him to clean it. He has no Idea what to say, then my Mum runs over and takes me to the toilet and cleans me up, we left there without eating.

This story still haunts me today, especially since my sister told all of my friends.

TL;DR I asked a chef to clean the shit from my ass

jraper13 · 7 months

Freshman year of high school. Everyone gets picked up in this circle drive after school. A white suv that I could have sworn was my moms car pulls up and I head toward and get in. I mean this car was Identical to my moms car. I get in and am so out of it I throw my backpack in the backseat. That's when I hear "um, I think you are in the wrong car". I turn over to see some mother I have never seen before. So I had to grab my backpack and walk back with my head down to where every one else in my class is waiting and just laughing at me.

ecrw · 7 months

When i was in grade 1 my brother taught me the Nazi salute and called it the "German Salute". I marched around class doing it all the time. The weirdest part was that no one ever stopped me from doing it... I shudder to think of what the parent-teacher meetings were like.

drmzbig · 7 months

Stuffing my bra. Being a 5th grader and being flat as a board, only to go to school the next day with a good B cup proved to be a real attention getter.

jakarta_guy · 7 months

11yo, my mother caught me while checkin out my newly grown pubic hair oon the bbalcony

xaperture · 7 months

I really liked this girl from my class and wanted to ask her "out." Rather than do it immediately, I told her to meet me at a table after school because I had "something to tell her."

I got to the table and waited for her. She did actually show up and I awkwardly said hello. Even though it was about 80 degrees outside I was visibly shaking and sweating, and I couldn't even form sentences correctly. For five minutes I stammered about how much I liked her, voice cracking and all. Eventually I just stopped talking mid-sentence because I realized I had repeated, word-for-word, the same couple sentences 3 times in a row.

I don't think I'll ever forget her forced smile or how she kept checking her phone just to break the awkward.

This was senior year of high school. I was 18 years old.

Prefuse801 · 7 months

One year when I was about 7 or 8c I went on a fishing/camping trip with my family. My dad decided it would be really fun to go out one day with me and my brother to fish and catch some stuff to grill up. When we got to the fishing spot I was super excited, but had to take a massive dump. I remember ignoring it and just trying to have fun with my dad, but when I caught a fish everything went downhill. I got so excited I caught a fish that I started jumping up and down and hitting my rod into the water repeatedly and right then and there I shit my pants out of excitement. The worst part was getting the underwear off and trying to make sure other people didn't notice. Eventually my dad threw the underwear full of shit into the bushes and we got out of there asap. Right when we left though we saw a random couple starting to have a picnic where we had thrown my shit covered underwear, I still feel so terrible for ruining my family days as well as the random picnic couple.

ProperSauce · 7 months

LOL ok so it was at church camp about 10 years ago. We were in chapel and there was a guest speaker on stage talking to about 300 kids inside the room. He said something to the audience about getting closer to god, stand up or something like that and I thought I should try to take the next step so I stood up infront of hundreds of kids expecting lots of other kids to stand up as well, but I was the only one. He told me to come up on stage and then he took me up on his shoulders and gripped me really hard and started talking about how proud he was of me and how much guts it took. Now during all this I was very scared and confused as to what the fuck I had just gotten myself into. It turns out earlier in the week during camp a wallet had been stolen containing $50 and I had mistook what the preacher had said when he actually asked if the person who stole the $50 would please stand up. He set me down off his shoulders and kepped a firm grip on my shoulder. Chapel ended and all the kids started leaving, All of them were passing me and congradulating me and people were giving me hugs and telling me that It took guts. I was still very very confused. When all the kids had left the preacher looked at me and asked where it was. I asked, "where what was?" he said, "the $50 dollars you stole!" "I didnt steal $50!" "well then why did you stand up?" "I THOUGHT IT WAS TO GET CLOSER TO GOD D:" and then I ran to my cabin and didnt show my face for the next few days becasue everyone thought I was a theif. I had the pastor announce to the entire camp that I had actually not done it and that I had made a mistake. Most embarrasing moment of my life xD

popup700 · 7 months

I was at the dentist and getting was given laughing gas prior to being put under. I was at the age where I didn't know what every word meant but like to say them anyways. Right before I lost consciousness I yelled "I'm constipated!" My mom loves telling this story to any boyfriends she meets.

MarkRoflo · 7 months

During silent readying, a one hours session our teacher gave us to read books, I finished my book... throwing my legs up onto my desk in celebration, I ripped the biggest fart imaginable.

Devi_D · 7 months

When I was in elementary school, I was that weird kid who used to run around pretending to be different animals and name all of the wildlife, like they were all my friends. When my friends wanted to play house, I always insisted on being the pet fox (I couldn't tell you why a fox).

I knew it was weird, but I didn't think about HOW weird it was until senior year of high school, a ridiculous amount of people wrote about it in my yearbook. "I remember when you used to run around pretending to be a horse...that was weird." "Remember when you used to make all these weird animal noises?"

It was like a 10 year delayed embarrassment.

lanks1 · 7 months

In grade 7 (or maybe 8), I hadn't been feeling well in the morning but my parents made me go to school anyway.

After suffering throughout the day, I finally made it the last period - health class. Towards the end of the period, the teacher was talking about giving birth or IUDs as a form of birth control. I felt like shit and listening to this was making me feel queasy.

The last thing I remember is that the teacher said 'THIS IS A VAGINA' while putting up a diagram on the overhead projector, then I passed out and smashed my head against the desk next to me.

TL;DR version: In health class, I passed out as the teacher said 'vagina'.

kiwifruitfan · 7 months

In 5th grade I really wanted to be friends with the most popular 6th grader. I wrote a letter to her it went something like this. Dear, (popular girl) I cannot understand why you don't like me. I think you are so awesome and I love how you dress. I went out and bought a new outfit and wore it to school and you didn't even notice! Please be my friend. Signed (Pathetic Loser)

LadyBran · 7 months

I was at the Swap Meet and had to go poop REAL bad. I couldn't find the bathroom. When I found the bathroom, I ran inside and let it out too early. Diarrhea was on the floor. I just left it there, walked out and continued going through the Swap Meet. When, I got home I looked at my clothes and there was poop EVERYWHERE! I just walked through the Swap Meet with poop on my clothes.....

Waelsleahta · 7 months

In Pre-k I vomited all over myself and the teacher paraded me around to another classroom where the extra kids clothes were. As the teacher rummaged around to find a new outfit, the kids in the classroom all pointed and laughed. Since then, I have had 31 years of awesomeness and I am a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything. The end.

Adamkirby · 7 months

Farting in class really really loud during silent reading, fuck me.

Chadwag · 7 months

This one time when I was six we were walking out to the playground for recess and I whipped my cock out and said to my friend 'Look at this!' I don't know why, I was just really excited about recess. He then proceeded to tell everyone what I had done.

ehehbooboo · 7 months

I was in 9th grade and a friend and I had decided to skip class. We were walking around outside being super cool when we saw our classroom with its blinds closed. We decided to go up and peek into the classroom to see what they were doing. We go right up to the window and peer through. Once we do, we can see everyone, including our teacher, staring at us - we didn't realize that they could see out the window perfectly the whole time, we just couldn't see in. Super embarrassing and we got into trouble for skipping. I can still see everyone's faces looking at us through the window...

Petyr_Baelish · 7 months

Middle school. Just...the entirety of middle school.

Say_La_V · 7 months

I was in an improvisation troupe in high school. For my first live show ever I called my boyfriend and asked him to come watch. He came with all his friends. In one of the skits I was told to act like a sexy nurse. I don't know if I got confused, or didn't know any better but I acted like a baby nurse instead... cooing and gaga-ing. I can't imagine what they were all thinking. I still cringe to this day.

ericmeckley · 7 months

In 8th grade, I was playing saxophone in my middle school's winter concert. After we finished the final song, we stood for our applause. Little did I know, one of the back legs of my chair was dangling over the edge of the school stage. We all sit back down and my chair and I flip off the stage in front of hundreds of people.

Atomicraid · 7 months

When I was about 8, I was into mixing up vowels in words. Disco Duck came on the radio. I sang Dusco Dick.

funkmastamatt · 7 months

Kindergarten, play-time. I was playing with some big ass blocks in the corner and some how got the idea that I could swing on the cord that draws the blinds up and down, like it was a rope swing. So here I am climbing to the top of my mini built castle, getting ready to swing across the back of the room like a fucking stud, when the blinds go flying up making the loudest noise I have ever heard and I go crashing to the floor. I just remember getting up and my Teacher running over with this look like "what the hell are you doing!?". I don't think I really got in trouble, I just remember being so embarrassed as the whole class just stopped whatever they were doing and looked at me crashing to the floor.

Liberal_Mormon · 7 months

I feel really bad about this, mostly because I caused another person to also feel extremely embarrassed about it.

I was the shortest kid in class throughout my elementary school years. My fifth grade year, a girl who was shorter than me joined the class. I had a brother that had always had a girlfriend for as long as I can remember, and I really looked up to him as a role model. So, being twelve, I naturally asked this girl to be my girlfriend. She said no. I chased after this girl by having my friends weekly go up to her during recess and seeing if she had changed her mind, until one day she came up to me and told me to stop getting my friends to ask her for me. I didn't talk to her for two months. Then, the first half of the school year coming to a close, I gave her a HUGE stuffed duck (ducks were her favorite animal) on the last day. I put it in a gift bag and put it under her desk with a note that said "Does this change your mind? <3 - [Liberal_Mormon]" or something abhorrently creepy like that. Her, being a Derpina, gave the bag to my teacher who took it to the front of the class and read the note. But she didn't say my name. She asked the class, "Who is this from?"

I sat in shock. I nearly peed my pants. Not knowing anything better do, I raised my hand.

She still hates me, despite it being our senior year in high school and multiple apologies and explanations from me in person. When it gets brought up, she always looks like she wants to kill herself, and I tend to just laugh it off, but I still get that "Everybody thinks I'm a disgrace" thought in my head.

Nickpickle · 7 months

In middleschool when I thought Hawaiian shirts were cool.

chocobro · 7 months

I was in grade 5 when I told my teacher that her boobs were too small and that she could take pills to make them bigger. Day before, I stared at her black g-string (which was underneath her white pants) and pointed for everyone to see. I was given three days in-school suspension where I was locked in her office. I stole every pen, had a fight with imaginary ninjas with a staple gun, and then raided her purse of gum and monies.

I can't believe I acted this way. >.<

slice_of_life · 7 months

A seagull pooped on my head during the middle of recess in front of a big group of people. Pretty sure this is the cause of my fear of seagulls to this day.

SmokeyTheRobot · 7 months

10-11 years old. Someones birthday party in grandmas back yard, around the pool. There is a camcorder floating around documenting the day. I get my hands on the camera and spend 5 minutes zooming in on girls crotches before handing off the camera. That video is still floating around, luckily nobody has taken the time to convert the old home movies from VHS to DVD, it will happen some day :S

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