Reddit, I'm going to have a 30m2 private cave with my new apartment, what should I do with it ?

MARKERL · 9 months

Well, first I suggest you keep it a secret, Bruce.

Th4t9uy · 9 months

Man cave! Stock with electronics, weapons and beer.

Semido · 9 months

Seal it off.
Make sure the only way to access it is by going down a sliding pole, hidden behind a revolving wall, which you access by pressing a control switch hidden in a statue of William Shakespeare.
Have it secretely exit a couple of kilometers away from your apartment.

SuperBiasedMan · 9 months

Pics?

CowJam · 9 months

Learn how to make paint that appears to be 30,000 years old then paint stuff on the walls like velociraptors eating people.

AsciiFace · 9 months

One of my best friends had an apartment with a man-cave style basement that we continuously upgraded into near bat-perfection over the course of two years and I will say these words:

~If your going to have a couch, regularly spray with insect killer around the walls/corners/etc or else you will be very unhappy with your new man cave. (spiders, ants, bees, just trust me on this. regularly spraying will make your life easier)

~Fridge is a must, who wants to go up and down steps to get a beer. When they are drunk. THATS JUST BAD NEWS MAN

~Pool Table >:3

~Stereo (anything from 2 channels to 7 :D)

~TV (going into stereo to utilize those fancy 7 channels of surround)

~Musical Instruments (drums sound amazing underground, not kidding)

~Carpet strips (when we tore out his old carpet and replaced it, we put the old carpet in the man cave where the tv/couches/chairs were for comfort and because it was a dirt floor before :|)

~Coffee maker (for when it is 7 am, your still drunk, and trying to figure out why you are under ground)

I would continue with more things learned in the field, but I will leave it at this for now.

Buttballs · 9 months

Buy a 30m2 alpaca rug.

designtutr · 9 months

Clearly you must turn it to a secret laboratory, used to research and develop crime fighting tools that will aid you in fighting crime by night as a vigilante the city never asked for, but one the city cannot do without.

Eulachon · 9 months

Make it your reddit cave. Place your Laptop on a desk with a chair in the middle of the room. No decorations, no other furniture, no windows. Just pure reddit goodness.

SkullFuckMcRapeCunt · 9 months

Sound proof it, put in good ventilation, a very strong door, controlled lighting, blackout windows, redundant power, a fridge for beer and a freezer for frozen soap and plumbing for a makeshift toilet.

Keep it minimalistic, but basically this is your fortress of solitude.

Need more info though, on your situation. "For this year" sounds like you are a student, will you be living alone?

If you are already alone, just make this a meditation room. control of you environment, lighting, temperature, sound. Make this a quiet at fuck room, I mean SOUNDPROOF THE MOTHERFUCKER. Make it a place where you can chose not to hear anything, or see anything.

Add some LED lights and some speakers that sound great at low volumes. While soundproofing, break up the lines of the walls so the sound isn't echoey.

Add a fridge, and put a strong door / lock on the room.

kwood09 · 9 months

When you say cave, are you talking about a literal hole in the earth made of stone with stalagmites and shit?

buub0nik · 9 months

If it is actually a cave with a low enough ambient temperature you could use it to ferment lagers in addition to whats already been decided.

jurble · 9 months

30m² ?

Well, iunno, adding a third dimension would be my first step.

LeopardKhan · 9 months

Paint it completely white and empty and cover every single surface with as many pictures of kittens or porn as possible. Use it as a meditation room.

elmphlemp · 9 months

Eames lounge chair, floor lamp, Persian rug, stereo system in matching rosewood finish to the Eames.

That's it.

Or, even more minimalist

Tommix11 · 9 months

/r/cade

Slowhand09 · 9 months

Put labia curtains in front, and hang some shag carpet around those.

PotatoMusicBinge · 9 months

Fill it with supercomputers, crime fighting weapons and toiletries. Become Bathman.

FuckinWalkinParadox · 9 months

make it totally airtight, and then make a campfire out of marijuana.

you're fucking welcome.

rustafur · 9 months

I can tell you what not to do. Don't let your girlfriend help you design it, and still call it a "Man Cave"

generic_human_1979 · 9 months

Cave? As in literally a deep hole in the Earth shaped by millions of years of erosion?

First suggestion... Halloween party :)

Edit: spelt 'hole' like a 'tard, didn't read the size in the title.

thealphafemale · 9 months

Library.

abnerdude · 9 months

Stuff all the dead bodies in there then burn it.

imgabe · 9 months

Stuff it completely full of colored balls like the kind they have in the ball pit at kids playgrounds. Put a "DO NOT ENTER" sign on the door. Wait patiently for someone to get curious, then enjoy the hilarity.

Mnementh2230 · 9 months

That's going to make for some great pickup lines. "Hey baby, wanna come see my cave?"

somafp · 9 months

Plant some trees, its like playing farmville without being stupid.

4nonymo · 9 months

Cave? Like...a hole in a giant rock? Wtf?

Either way, rape people there.

EnfantTerribleFan · 9 months

BDSM dungeon!

cycoboodah · 9 months

Hydroponics!

NekoTheKitty · 9 months

Instead of a TV, look into getting a projector. I got a HD projector second-hand and had it hooked up to an Xbox 360 in my old place. Gears of War 2 on a 2 meter wide screen is exactly as awesome as it sounds.

patientzer0 · 9 months

keywords are "rent for a year" don't do anything permanent

proraver · 9 months

Grow some "orchids"

TDRobinson · 9 months

make cheese

Strom500 · 9 months

Big TV and even bigger sound system.

NineoutofTen · 9 months

Make a Zen Room. The chilliest place known to man where you smoke weed and watch the entire Star Trek series. You could call it your Mancave.

livingroompornstar · 9 months

Clearly you need to paint murals of you chasing animals with stripes that are far larger than you would ever chase, in your right mind. And you need to be carrying a wasp knife and a bazooka....oh yes a bazooka..with poison-tipped rounds.

Lawrence_Alexander · 9 months

-Pool table

-Mini fridge

-Sound system

-Large TV

-Console

-Liquor cabinet

-Album or sports posters

That's the essentials, bonus points if you can conceal it with a bookcase or something.

Jimmysal · 9 months

Build a mini ramp in it.

karennc28 · 9 months

The North American Grizzly.

MagicPickle · 9 months

First thought: 30m2 was a brand name cave and that I wasn't in the club.

Teofill · 9 months

Can I come check it out? seriously. Big caver

nefrina · 9 months

Pictures?

gaebolga · 9 months

Seriously?! Do you have pictures we could see? If not, take pictures when you move in and have the cave finished.

HAVE RAVES.

TrainOfThought6 · 9 months

Designated Minecraft room.

red_mercer · 9 months

Really? Nobody else?

Alright, I'll ask.

Where the HELL do you find apartments that come with goddamn fucking CAVES? Shit, I'm lucky if I can find one with decent storage area and a pool.

[deleted] · 9 months

two words: rape dungeon

Negative_Space · 9 months

Can we please get pics?

voxinverse · 9 months

MISSIL LONCHERZ

Sakacoco · 9 months

322 sq. ft. is a little smaller than my entire apartment.

How big is the whole apartment? I don't understand how a room that big is a private cave.

I'm going to need to see some schematics.

carnivoris · 9 months

christmas lights, gotta have christmas lights

ZebraBalls · 9 months

Your man-cave is bigger than my apartment. Sigh.

Drag_king · 9 months

Serious: Be careful for Radon levels, so aerate it well.

Stupid: Paint it pink and pretend you are back in the womb.

MrRisky · 9 months

Prohibition style speakeasy.

Small homemade bar, one dim chandelier for light, record player. A couple of pub tables and bar stools. Record player and old school vinyl. Learn to make old school cocktails. All of this is temporary and perfect for a rental.

The only permanent change I would do is one of those sliding "peephole" panels in the door.

WhatTheFuckinFUCK · 9 months

Am I the only one that didn't know that they had apartments with fucking caves in them?

wnose · 9 months

comfy sacks.com - the ultimate bean bag (well OK technically not beans)

jimbogalway · 9 months

Soundproof the bitch. Massive, high res projector, projecting onto one of the walls numerous items of reclining furniture, chairs, sofas etc.. Rest of walls covered with pornography and old movie posters. Smeg fridge for the storage of frozen soap/ chilli/ lots of beer. connect up banging high bass sound system, computer to projector. Streamlined for reddit use

WipeThyAss · 9 months

Buy a pool table. And a bar with high seats and lots of beer. And a plasma TV on the wall so you can watch NFL and NBA.

Follow_Follow · 9 months

Pics or GTFO.

wildcat623 · 9 months

Convert from metric, then we can talk. (American here)

thisguy1111 · 9 months

RAPE DUNGEON.

I repeat, RAPE DUNGEON.

thhhhhee · 9 months

Rape women.

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login