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[–]pupp37 49 points50 points ago

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Wearing a cast on your leg for an extended period of time, finally getting it taken off and washing your leg in the shower... OH GOD, WHO NEEDS SEX? DIRTY, FILTHY LEG... YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU?

[–]The_Gecko 6 points7 points ago

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BOnus points if you're a lady, because then you get to shave the leg.

[–]bobbaphet 1 point2 points ago

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Finding that long piece of plastic (long nylon wire ties FTW) that can reach that itch that you have had for the past day, comes in a close second.

[–]Walls 1 point2 points ago

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You made me laugh out loud. Have an upvote.

[–]A_Golden_Retriever 58 points59 points ago

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Belly rubs.

[–]clarbri 61 points62 points ago

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Excellent answer. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?! Is it you?

Spoilers: It's you.

[–]Tinfoil_Haberdashery 5 points6 points ago

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...Amazing. Thank you for making my day.

[–]clarbri 1 point2 points ago

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You're quite welcome :D

[–]Backatchababy 2 points3 points ago

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That's cute :)

[–]NeededANewName 2 points3 points ago

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Dog or not, belly rubs are mesmerizing.

[–]rockchucker 24 points25 points ago

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when you are sweating profusely and you step in front of a strong fan and get that chill, = Fangasm

[–]andbruno 2 points3 points ago

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Or entering a building with AC, and the wave of cool air that feels like water crashing down on you.

[–]Nerolista 51 points52 points ago

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Scalp massage.

[–]mlh32 7 points8 points ago

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YES. Once my boyfriend does this to me, I am completely useless. Rendered totally inert. I don't know why. It has to be comparable to hypnosis. The only thing that feels better than a fingertip scalp massage is this. It's also much nicer when you have someone use it on you. :)

[–]Tface 2 points3 points ago

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I tip my hair stylist almost entirely based upon how she washes my hair after my cut.

[–]fuzzy_dunnlop 19 points20 points ago

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opiates

[–]StrongKongo 4 points5 points ago

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Anyone who doesn't upvote this has never had opiates.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Too bad it really fucks up the hedonistic treadmill.

[–]mpchwm 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't decide between this or coke & weed.

[–]fuzzy_dunnlop 1 point2 points ago

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Tough, but nothing can beat the opibliss to me. The calming effect and happiness that sets in after 3 to 4 percs can be fuckin' amazing.

[–]mpchwm 1 point2 points ago

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No argument from me, man. Love it.

Also, nice screen name. Gotta love any Wire reference.

[–]nixonrichard 99 points100 points ago

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Taking a huge dump. You know, like when you REALLY have to go and it's uncomfortable and then you go and it's like "awwwww yeahhhhhh."

[–]elo86 38 points39 points ago

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Similarly, when you really need to take a piss. The relief is incredible.

[–]Moistness 14 points15 points ago

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Holding on to both the dump and the piss while sitting on the can. Waiting, fighting the instinct to release, and then, at the moment of your choosing (and not a moment sooner) unleashing the magnificent dual laser attack on the porcelain with as much force as is humanly possible.

If you haven't tried it, do it. It'll change your life. Plus you'll have time to read a book or two on the can if you don't already.

[–]40oz2freedom 50 points51 points ago

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The best thing to do is to not take a shit for like a week before new years eve. Then go to a party and make sure you're in the toilet at 11.55, hold off till the countdown aaaannnd... sploosh!. The feeling of unleashing a massive turd while 40 people cheer and applaud is just fantastic.

[–]Moistness 13 points14 points ago

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This... this is...

I'm going to have to wait MONTHS to try this, but holy shit if this isn't a great idea.

[–]alexanderwales 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure that holding off on pooping for months is a good idea.

[–]SuperNashwan 13 points14 points ago

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This reminds me of the idea that couples who have sex during a thunder storm pretend they're concieving the Anti-Christ.

[–]Ian277 2 points3 points ago

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I love you, man.

[–]bobdolebananaz 2 points3 points ago

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That sounds glorious!

[–]General_Lee 10 points11 points ago

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Even better is when you don't even have to wipe, it comes out clean. Awesome.

[–]Feels_Goodman 1 point2 points ago

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That's what we refer to as the "Crowd Pleaser".

[–]mynamegoeshere 5 points6 points ago

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I call it the "flawless victory."

[–]alexxxor 3 points4 points ago

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he said NON sexual. now, hold still...

[–]Fantasysage 1 point2 points ago

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Which, when you think about, it like getting fucking in the ass from the inside.

[–]rickdeananderson 1 point2 points ago

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I imagine thats what having a baby feels like.

[–]A_reddit_user 8 points9 points ago

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Feel's awesome and it stinks up the joint?

[–]ticklecricket 19 points20 points ago

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When you first lay down and close your eyes after being awake for 30+ hours. You can feel every muscle in your body relaxing, it feels like your whole body is in a free fall as you sink into the sweet, soft, warm embrace of heavenly heavenly sleep.

[–]Chachoregard 1 point2 points ago

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Then as you awake from that heavenly sleep, you realize you've been asleep for the past 12 hours and no one bothered to wake you.

But other than that, that is a great feeling.

[–]HandsomeDynamite 58 points59 points ago

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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.

[–]xeno56 1 point2 points ago

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That is definitely best in life.

[–]outlittlesecret 49 points50 points ago

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When a piece of music gets you in just the right way and you get tingles that start at the top of your head.

[–]guitrhr0 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, I live for this! Can you share an example of any music that did this for you?

[–]gotz2bk 4 points5 points ago

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Feather - Nujabes. Just take it in while you sit on your couch.

[–]Fruglemonkey 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck. Yes. Not enough people know of his music, I DON'T KNOW WHY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w09sqiYLMQo Just close your eyes and listen.

[–]poder39 9 points10 points ago

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Transsiberian Orchestra - Carol of the Bells. Every fucking time.

[–]Plays_With_Squirrels 2 points3 points ago

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Movies do this for me also.

[–]arcandor 1 point2 points ago

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This is precisely why I love to play music for people.

[–]PedobearsBloodyCock 51 points52 points ago

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How the fuck has no one said a q-tip in your ear? That shit is fucking heavenly. I know I can't be the only one that thinks this.

[–]endtv 7 points8 points ago

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I'm gonna go do that right now

[–]ajaxdrivingschool 4 points5 points ago

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How far do you put it in your ear?

[–]PedobearsBloodyCock 18 points19 points ago

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As far as I have to.

[–]ajaxdrivingschool 9 points10 points ago

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Are you hitting some secret ear G-spot the rest of us don't know about?

[–]PedobearsBloodyCock 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe.

[–]ajaxdrivingschool 1 point2 points ago

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You would. Do you run the qtip in and out, or around in circles?

[–]PedobearsBloodyCock 10 points11 points ago

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Yes.

[–]deusnefum 1 point2 points ago

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PedobearsBloodyCock

As far as I have to.

... I'm sure.

[–]ameoba 2 points3 points ago

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Q-tips are for the weak - I use a 3" metal pick.

[–]delik 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely. I put the swab into the ear canal and push downward with all my might. The swab gets all mangled up but it feels soooo good.

[–]emilyhoward 24 points25 points ago

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Laughing really really hard....

[–]ThisBoysGotWoe 4 points5 points ago

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When one of my really good friends in high school died, I felt miserable for a while. Then one day, I was talking to a friend and started reminiscing about all the stupid shit we used to do. I swear that was the greatest feeling ever, to be depressed and then, a minute later, laughing so hard that you get that tingling feeling all over from getting too much oxygen.

[–]DoobieRoller 11 points12 points ago

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Sneezing. Or, when you let loose on a really big fart where it feels like you could inflate an air mattress with the amount of gas expelled.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sneezing is amazing.

[–]downhillrider 10 points11 points ago

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Skiing over the head blower pow. I'd take an epic powder day over a unlimited sex with any girl in the world day every time, without even the slightest hesitation.

[–]Hagane17 11 points12 points ago

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Spoken like a true virgin..

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[–]Hagane17 1 point2 points ago

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I'm mostly just making an obvious but Sophomoric joke. Nothing personal.

[–]M-V 8 points9 points ago

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Don't know if it only happens to me, but sometimes when I take a piss, I shiver from the top of my head till the end of my toes, and I like it pretty much

[–]mwmani 16 points17 points ago

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Applause or laughter from an audience, that is addicting.

[–]Sanemind 6 points7 points ago

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Delicious food.

Well, also.. surprisingly meaningful conversation.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Reading all these comments I realize... there are so many things to be happy for :)

[–]MOTHERTRUCKINMUFFINS 8 points9 points ago

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The "FUCK YES I FINALLY DID IT" feeling.

[–]Galactic_Inquisitor 26 points27 points ago

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Knowing that a sexual feeling is in the very near future.

[–]hamster101 8 points9 points ago

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What does that feel like? I uh... have a friend who wants to know.

[–]dogfish182 11 points12 points ago

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skydiving (not the lame tandem kind). Teasing gravity in general is pretty awesome actually.

[–]ameoba 2 points3 points ago

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Arguing with gravity is the founding principle of yoga.

[–]SirReginaldBathwater 6 points7 points ago

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Shower Beer.

[–]timesync 6 points7 points ago

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A drink of cold fresh water when you're parched at the end of a long hot day.

[–]lucasvb 7 points8 points ago

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“I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... Such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.” - Nikola Tesla

[–]patity92 46 points47 points ago

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ecstasy.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Yes. The first time I ever tried E and came up, I threw the monopoly board off the table and yelled "WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO FEEL THIS GOOD?" and then I realised why when I hit Tuesday. But while I was up it was amazing.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I threw the monopoly board off the table

lol. But seriously... compared to the shit people do on alcohol... I'd pick e (if it weren't for my already f-ed up brain) any day

[–]kevheels89 5 points6 points ago

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I'll do you one better: smoking a cigarette while on E.

[–]pip9mm 6 points7 points ago

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menthol cig

[–]Hzomg 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. sitting somewhere with a cool breeze chain smoking for the sheer joy of it.

[–]KevoTMan 1 point2 points ago

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I second this. I've been trying to convince my GF to try it with me since the one time I had it was amazing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I raise your ecstasy and put heroin on the table.

[–]mpchwm 2 points3 points ago

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First e, then h... you know, for the comedown :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I'm gonna have to go with opiates on this one, too.

[–]ThiZ 23 points24 points ago

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Watching the stars.

I almost cried the first time I saw the milky way from a plane, and I realized what I wanted most out of life while watching the Perseids... Just once I'd like to have one of those moments with someone else, but I can't help but think that it's impossible. Not in a "woe is me I'm so ronrey"-sense, but rather, I think being alone is part of what makes it so beautiful.

[–]DoobieRoller 5 points6 points ago

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I felt the same way the first time I saw Jupiter, with my own eyes, through my telescope in my back yard.

[–]zach_will 5 points6 points ago

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Seeing Saturn really does it for me--especially if you have access to a high-powered telescope. Being able to make out the rings and tiny moons around it blows my mind.

[–]DoobieRoller 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah. Saturn was the 2nd thing I looked at through my telescope. The rings were tilted towards us, but I couldn't see any moons. I did, however, see three of the four Galilean moons of Jupiter. I gotta get my telescope back out sometime soon. Jupiter is very close to us right now. It's bright as hell in the eastern night sky.

[–]General_Lee 1 point2 points ago

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How big of a telescope do you have, and how much are they? I long to see Saturn and Jupiter so bad.

[–]DoobieRoller 1 point2 points ago

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I think the mirror is 5 inches in diameter. It's a reflecting telescope. I think it was around $200.

[–]General_Lee 1 point2 points ago

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I know what I'm saving up for now.

[–]ThiZ 1 point2 points ago

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That must have been amazing.

[–]MDKrouzer 2 points3 points ago

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Man the first time I saw the Milky Way properly was walking back from some out-in-the-sticks countryside pub in the pitch black of night. I walked out from under the canopy of trees covering the road and glanced upwards. Truly a "double rainbow" moment.

.... I think I might head down to that village again in the winter.

[–]ThiZ 1 point2 points ago

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What does it mean?!

[–]tentativedecision 1 point2 points ago

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love star gazing. so humbling.

[–]Spavid 1 point2 points ago

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I went camping at a pretty remote spot this year to watch the Perseids. I can definitely confirm this.

[–]TuPapi 12 points13 points ago

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Being on the upswing when you're on a swing set and feeling that lightness between your legs.

[–]kevheels89 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry to ruin the party, but that lightness between your legs is the lack of male genitalia. My shit flops when I'm on the upswing on a swing set.

[–]TuPapi 2 points3 points ago

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Is that what that is?

[–]ceng 2 points3 points ago

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confirmed.

[–]philosarapter 5 points6 points ago

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Getting my back scratched.

Alternatively:

Getting my back scratched on ecstasy.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Cracking my back. Oh.my.god.

[–]DairyProducts 6 points7 points ago

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When you wake up, all grumpy and cranky that you have to go to work/school. Then, you realize it's the weekend and you can go back to sleep.

[–]dtanaka 8 points9 points ago

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Half-waking up in the middle of the night when it's a little too warm, turning my pillow over to expose a cool side, then drifting back to sleep with the cool feeling surrounding my head. During the short period of time before sleep hits I'm about as content as I could possibly be.

[–]diRtiimau5 3 points4 points ago

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I'm going to go with eating cereal and watching morning cartoons. it takes me back to a happy time.

[–]binghamd 3 points4 points ago* 

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That moment when you crash (on a bike or skateboard or whatever) right before you hit the ground up until the pain kicks in.

There's this weird moratorium of bliss over the whole experience.

EDIT: did I correctly use the word "moratorium" ? I know its generally used when you temporarily put a halt on something.

EDIT: Also, laying in cool grass on a warm, breezy, day with a beautiful girl.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Love

[–]satchoo 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, but what is love?

[–]monximus 2 points3 points ago

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[–]hotline4 4 points5 points ago

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nothing quite like giggling by yourself.

[–]PushDownAndTurn 3 points4 points ago

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cutting through a fresh sheet of paper with scissors.

[–]Sporkitized 2 points3 points ago

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Sitting down after an hour of solid cardio.

...Or ecstasy.

Both?

[–]Nessie 16 points17 points ago

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When you're cycling and you feel that slight soreness in your legs, but you're distracted by the breeze in your hair and the sun on your face.

[–]GunnyUKCS 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed. Also when you're descending a very steep hill, as the air brushes against your face. Best feeling in the world!

[–]h00gi 6 points7 points ago

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When you're descending a long hill with sweeping turns. Hands on the drops and leaning right down as much as you can, just gliding round the corners.

Also after you've managed to complete a really hard climb without stopping.

I recently broke my collarbone in a cycling crash and wont be able to ride again for another two months :-(

[–]bluehazed 7 points8 points ago

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And you know you won't stop pedaling, even though that hill is up ahead.

[–]Lachlan91 7 points8 points ago

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Riding a motorcycle.

The endorphins released after intense cardio or weights training.

[–]ThatSawyer 2 points3 points ago

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That 1st pint after a week of hard dusty work.

[–]casual_sects 2 points3 points ago

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When I used to climb rope in gym class.

[–]levinsong 2 points3 points ago

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Stretching. Or nice hot shower.

[–]devilsdoormat 2 points3 points ago

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Stealing something and getting away with it..

[–]CBik 2 points3 points ago

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Revenge.

[–]Nihiples 2 points3 points ago

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The absence of pain directly after pain. Nothing better.

[–]swine-fu 2 points3 points ago

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When you get up really fast and hold your breath and push it against your chest. Then you collapse onto something and get a massive oxygen rush.

Or when you satiate an addiction.

[–]Crizzletin 2 points3 points ago

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Getting a haircut.

especially the part when the back of your neck gets buzzed!

[–]HownowKnowhow 2 points3 points ago

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This probably very unique and quite strange but here goes nothing. When I was younger my skin would dry out horribly in the winter and let this rash/irritation/whatever spread on my arms and the tops of my hands. At first I needed special cream to kill it with fire, but as I got older I prevented the spread from even beginning with moisturizer applied regularly. Before I learned all this, i basically looked like my skin was a disgusting fiery red of nasty times. The point of all the above is to explain as best I can what I had on the tops of my hands, because when I was showering one day, realized that hot water made the dry itchy skin feel good, especially the hand tops. The hotter the water, the better it felt. This got to the point where I had the hot water at full blast, pouring steam and scalding water straight into my hands. I am not into the whole pain=pleasure thing, but there was something about that scalding water blasting my skin that created this absolutely fantastic feeling. There was nothing sexual or even orgasmic about it, though orgasms are the closest I have ever come to the level of amazing I felt. I eventually had to stop doing this because it made the rash worse. I have never let my hands get that bad again, considering it made me look one level below a leper, but my hands tingle with just the thought of it.
tl;dr-No one will read this but scalding hot water on a rash felt insanely good, I just felt like being overly verbose.

[–]tatonkadonk 2 points3 points ago

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accomplishment

[–]IZ3820 2 points3 points ago

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Meeting the girl of your dreams. Jumping on a trampoline. Diving to catch a Frisbee and making the catch, when you're hanging in midair, right before you hit the ground. Knowing, for the first time, EXACTLY what you want to do with your life. Accomplishing a goal on which you've been working well over a decade.

[–]menace64 2 points3 points ago

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Diving to catch a Frisbee and making the catch, when you're hanging in midair, right before you hit the ground. Knowing, for the first time, EXACTLY what you want to do with your life.

Since I've never successfully caught a Frisbee, when I read this I assumed it was part of the same thing, and that - right before you hit the ground - somehow the act of catching that Frisbee snaps your entire life into sudden focus.

[–]bloog 2 points3 points ago

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Having people cheer for, or praise, something you put your heart in to.

Like playing a song you wrote on stage.

[–]ggk1 2 points3 points ago

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also, I love when you're in band rehearsal and decide to stop the song in the middle for some reason. The moment where ya'll decide to come back in at like CH. 2 or something and everyone hits the downbeat right in a climax of the song as though you've played the song all the way up to that point...that moment in time is beautiful to me.

[–]theGalation 2 points3 points ago

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coffee

[–]aaegler 2 points3 points ago

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Ear buds (q-tips). My god, so good.

[–]Ioewe 16 points17 points ago

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Sorry, got to go the boring Mom route and say when your baby is staring into your eyes and smiling and gurgling at you. You just know the only feeling you have for each other in that moment is pure unadulterated adoration.

Then a few years go by and the smiles still have love but also a twinge of 'Mom is getting more and more embarrassing by the minute'. This is when the craving for a new baby sets in. They are like emotional drug dealers; addicting you and then jacking up the price. This is why women start clamouring for grandchildren too.

[–]LEEKCLOCK 10 points11 points ago

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Put it directly into my womb!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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As an ex sports biker, I have to say the acceleration on a fast bike, and in general the adrenalin when racing.

[–]Redd138[S] 4 points5 points ago

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+28974 upvotes. I ride longboards and the feelin of truckin' it feels so good.

[–]godless_communism 1 point2 points ago

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Q-tip in ear.

[–]lastingd 1 point2 points ago

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Got another one. Presenting the unpopular truth in a management meeting, being told I am wrong, watching their plans fail, being told I was right and would I like to lead the next project 8-)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Taking your socks off under the covers after a long day of wearing them. Taking off your contacts after a long day and rubbing your eyes. Putting in cold contacts.

[–]irishamerican 1 point2 points ago

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Stretching in the morning.

[–]Megling1285 1 point2 points ago

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That moment on an awesome roller coaster when you are just about to go down the first hill. Exhilarating.

[–]Tronaxious 1 point2 points ago

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When you are in so much and then you take a strong painkiller like morphine, especially when they give you a lot of it.

It's truly addicting.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I hate it when I am in so much

[–]vowels 1 point2 points ago

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Back massage when you haven't had one in months.

[–]odeusebrasileiro 1 point2 points ago

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quick easy money. more the better.

[–]endtv 1 point2 points ago

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If you've ever had an arm or leg in a cast, when they take it off you have a red itchy rash. Itching that freaking rash is incredible.

[–]everyothernametaken1 1 point2 points ago

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Free fall or drugs

[–]shadydentist 1 point2 points ago

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Eating something really delicious.

Good ma por tofu with rice.

[–]wily6 5 points6 points ago

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I'd imagine heroin.

[–]propheticulture 3 points4 points ago

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The feeling you get when you're reading a good book and can't seem to put it down

[–]TheJokersFool 1 point2 points ago

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Driving 200km/h on the highway flying by cars Doing big burn outs Smoking a whole lotta dope

[–]jjudk001 2 points3 points ago

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Typing all kinds of stuff Even without periods So they blur together as one

[–]ChewyLuck 3 points4 points ago

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Scratching itchy balls.

[–]delik 1 point2 points ago

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Sneezing. Those good, strong sneezes that make your brain sparkle for a few seconds. Sneezing while dumping would be pretty cool too.

[–]bluehazed 1 point2 points ago* 

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Orgasm while on dxm while sweating like crazy with euphoria and adrenaline pulsing through your body.

As Nessie also said, that exhausted feeling in your legs you always just ignore when you're biking for long periods of time :)

[–]Soul2018 1 point2 points ago* 

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Peeing when you Really Really need to go.

[–]lima_black 1 point2 points ago

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Capitalizing Every Word In A Sentence.

[–]Soul2018 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry for that.

Edited.

[–]pip9mm 1 point2 points ago

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poops

[–]maniac_zero 2 points3 points ago

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Singing to my 3 month old and watching his face light up with a smile.

[–]clownprince_ 0 points1 point ago* 

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Marijuana.

[–]tearsofpchies 0 points1 point ago

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Waking up warm and toasty under your blankets, but the AC in the room is blasting. I love that first toe venture out into the cold air.

[–]rudman 0 points1 point ago

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Getting my back scratched.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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WARM LAUNDRY on a cold day

[–]lastingd 0 points1 point ago

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Hot Summer, thirsty, tall glass filled with ice, pour coca-cola (glass bottle) slowly over the ice. Down in one, repeat. Awesome.

[–]lastingd 0 points1 point ago

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I had been wearing a headset at work for a few weeks. Ear problems developed, I tried to solve the waxy madness with a q-tip and became another ear/q-tip statistic.

The cure was to have my ears syringed. Ear-Gasm is the only way I can describe it. Like having a Filipino hooker licking your ear drums.

[–]em_son 0 points1 point ago

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After a long day in somewhat cold weather with jeans and mid-length socks on. Taking them (the socks) off, is amazing. I don't care how smelly they are.

[–]CapnScumbone 0 points1 point ago

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Having a connection just slam into place when researching. The universe just becomes permanently more focussed. That's epic, and it lasts.

[–]CapnScumbone 0 points1 point ago

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Being carded...in New Orleans....when you're 35. And the bouncer wants to see other I.D.

[–]CapnScumbone 0 points1 point ago

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Hate to be elitist, but breaking the sound barrier. Knowing that, at one point, you're literally travelling faster than something that our senses normally perceive as instant. Also, giant steak dump on a cold morning when noone can rush you.

[–]boolean_sledgehammer 0 points1 point ago

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Waking up with the windows open in a room facing the ocean.

[–]GodFella 0 points1 point ago

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Foodgasms. That first bite in a (insert awesome food here) and tasting all the different flavors. Esp when your at an [8] or [9]. edit: letters

[–]selpat 0 points1 point ago

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Playing in a rock band, completely surrendering yourself to the song you're singing/playing, and seeing how your performance affects the people in the audience.

[–]Vahsl 0 points1 point ago

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The feeling I get after having a subtle flirty conversation with a stranger.

Even if it didn't go anywhere and I won't ever see that person again, the thought of being even somewhat desirable uplifts me into a good mood for a week.

[–]deusnefum 0 points1 point ago

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Waking up fully rested, comfortable, at the perfect temperature and realizing you have nothing to do that day.

[–]dethkrieg 0 points1 point ago

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When you put hot water on a poison ivy rash, it feels heavenly. It feels like the best scratching you ever did in your life without the after effects of scratching. Pure ecstasy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Burping obvi

[–]finalDraft_v012 0 points1 point ago

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When you see your opponent's Command Center float over an expansion area and try to land, but it can't because you have an overlord there, pooping creep :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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cuddling babies, getting high, cuddling puppies or kittens or other fuzzy things, underpants fresh out the dryer, finding money or weed in your pocket, getting hired, getting a foreign visa, getting into school, waking up to a white Christmas...

[–]s0nicfreak 0 points1 point ago

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When the baby hasn't eaten for a long time and your boobs are full and he finally eats.

[–]yoshi_wrangler 0 points1 point ago

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Beating Mr. Ingo in the second horse race in OoT.

Also, back scratches

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Magic Mushrooms. Seriously, shit is off the chain.

[–]Backatchababy 0 points1 point ago

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Getting together with much loved family that you haven't seen in a really long time. Going over memories and finding out new things about yourself and them. Busting a gut over something that the general world just doesn't know about and realizing that you all laugh in a similar way.

[–]notmyselftoday 0 points1 point ago

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Riding a motorcycle at high-speed on a race track and getting your knee down.

[–]Backatchababy 0 points1 point ago

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Waking up and thinking that it's a work day and then having it dawn on you that's it's the weekend or a day off and falling back asleep. Ohhhh, yeah.

[–]nakedcellist 0 points1 point ago

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Playing music with some nice people. Wether it's in a band, a string quartet, an orchestra or a campfire jam.

[–]antipenguin 0 points1 point ago

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heroin?

[–]Walls 0 points1 point ago

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Running at least four miles then the shower stream hitting you.

[–]conhis 0 points1 point ago

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Peegasm.

[–]Walls 0 points1 point ago

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Running at least four miles then the shower stream hitting you.

[–]iglidante 0 points1 point ago

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The exhilaration of standing atop a mountain, breeze whipping at your clothing, air filling your lungs.

[–]gustoreddit51 0 points1 point ago* 

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When you wake up after a perfect night's sleep, stretch, take a deep breath, and feel all is right with the world (for at least a minute until you start actually thinking about everything)

That or a great rollercoaster.

[–]xxCrowTechxx 0 points1 point ago

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A purely struck golf shot that does what you needed it to. Double the feeling if you had to work around something that was in your way.

[–]dissidentrhetoric 0 points1 point ago

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Scratching a rash until it bleeds.