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Whats something from your specific area of expertise that if the general public knew, they would be better off? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 1 year ago by Jumphi97
I'll go first, invest in market indexes! There are no managed funds that will beat the index in the long run!
[–]Slagathor91 108 points109 points110 points 1 year ago
If you don't want something at the grocery store that is refrigerated, put it away yourself. We're not allowed to, no matter how much we want to. We will throw it away.
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
I worked at Wal-Mart. This is EXACTLY what happens. There's a significant portion of their giant backroom warehouse that is dedicated to claiming-out and discarding perishables. The first time I saw it, I felt terrible. There were hundreds of pounds of food in there. The worst part is, it fills up and is emptied everyday. Simply because people didn't realize it can't be put back on the shelf.
So yes, please do not leave refrigerated food in a random spot, or take it all the way to the check-out. They automatically throw it away.
[–]shen-an-doah 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Am I the only one who thinks it's common courtesy to put merchandise back where I got it from, refrigerated or otherwise?
[–]2_of_8 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
Am I the only one who only picks up things that I want to buy?
[–]Im_The_Boss 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
what??? where do you work, where when I worked at co-op we put shit away like normal people..
[–]Slagathor91 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
Target. And to my knowledge, all of the major chains do this. If something goes bad because you walked around the store for three hours with some chicken the store would be liable if someone bought the bad meat and got sick and could get sued. It is cheaper for them to throw it away.
[–]1000dollars 95 points96 points97 points 1 year ago
I work at the unemployment office. File for unemployment the day that you become unemployed. Don't wait until you realize several weeks later that your savings have run out. This includes military coming off active duty.
[–]nuckingFutz 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
AMA please? I bet you have a bunch of stories about this.
Plus, I can never figure out when I'm eligible for unemployment or not.
[–]1000dollars 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
I'd be happy to answer any questions you have. Too busy for a real AMA though.
[–]RecklessEnthusiasm 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
After I finish my one year teaching contract in Seoul, will I be eligible for unemployment when I head home to the states?
[–]Bending_Unit_22 71 points72 points73 points 1 year ago
Infosec. My 'something' is this list:
The easiest way to infect your computer is by using P2P, IE (especially 6), or Adobe PDF Reader.
When you have a clean image (brand new computer or fresh install), use clonezilla to take a back up, and restore if you get infected. Don't use windows restore as virus like to hide there.
If you save passwords in Firefox, set a decent master password. Without a master password, Going to tools > options > security > saved passwords > show passwords will display your passwords to anyone. With the master set on, it will prompt for it before showing and encrypt the password db.
Use passphrases with slight changes to spacing, capitalization, numbers and symbols. eg: Ign0reppl-whoSayto_usethe1stlettermethod!
Use keepass with a good password to store your passwords. Use it's autotype feature. Note: the comments are not encrypted in memory.
Virustotal is a site where you can upload a file to be scanned by many major virus scanners at once.
Use truecypt to encrypt things like tax forms.
If you are running XP, disable autoruns. Download TweakUI and disable "autoplay".
Show file extensions by opening explorer > tools > folder options > view and uncheck 'hide extensions for know file types'. Never open something with two extensions (especially if the last one is .exe)
Sandboxie is a program that can sandbox applications, making changes to your computer temporary. It's good for browsers, programs you need in the short term, and anything suspicious.
[–]terminusest 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
My addition to the InfoSec list, for the End User
When a window pops up, read it. Don't click OK automatically. If you're suspicious, terminate the window or parent program from taskmanager rather than clicking. Yes, that little X in the top right could actually be fake and do harm not good.
If your computer tries to add or install a program unexpectedly - STOP. If you don't know what you're doing, ask someone who does. I don't care if it's on an Apple Mac or Linux or Windows. A determined attacker can and will find a hole. Don't help them by blindly clicking, even on supposedly 'secure' operating systems - at work, at home, in your browser, in you email, even when you plug in a USB drive.
The ONLY absolute way to guarantee that a virus, malware, or rootkit is eliminated is to reformat the entire hard drive. 100% guaranteed data loss in that event. I've had little old ladies crying on the phone for it not to be true, but it is. Sorry.
See Bending_Unit_22's advice: Back up frequently. Backing up too much information is also less of a problem than too little. Remember: Bookmarks, browser-saved passwords, and e-mail stored in Outlook or Thunderbird are often forgotten. If your e-mail isn't on the server still (if you don't know, it probably isn't) it's gone for good.
Antivirus/anti-malware/etc: For fuck's sake, use it. The interwebs is diseased like a hooker. I don't care if you know the site and go there all the time. A malicious Flash advertisement happens on nearly every website out there. Its like prostitutes: If you go in unprotected, you get exactly what you deserve. Some people claim never to have had an infection because they only go to trusted sites, surf safely, etc. After all, that website looked clean and innocent. Also, not all infections are visible and most users I blocked from their cable internet had no idea the PC is infected and sending out spam, port-scanning, or has become part of a Denial of Service attack. GET. ANTIVIRUS. UPDATE. RUN IT. And remember, even condoms and birth control fail. See Bending_Unit_22's advice again, about Clonezilla. If you can't figure out Clonezilla, find a more user-friendly full image backup software.
Did I mention up to date antivirus? Yeah? OK. Just making sure. Because really, it helps. Think condoms versus going bareback, and some nasty hookers. Your number may not have come up yet. But the odds always favor the house, in the long run. This is the death-and-taxes of the PC world.
[–]emmster 130 points131 points132 points 1 year ago
There's bacteria on everything. For the most part, it will not harm you. It's good for your kid's immune system development. You don't have to sterilize every surface unless you plan to do surgery in that room, which is unlikely.
Whatever illness the media is panicking about (bird flu, swine flu, west nile, MRSA, etc.) is probably not as bad as they make it out to be. You probably don't have it, and even if you do, you're probably going to be just fine.
Educate yourself about your health. If you're diabetic, for example, learn what you should eat to keep your glucose stable. Take your medications as directed. Get a bit of exercise if you're able. Take care of yourself. I don't want to see you in the hospital. You and I will both be much happier if you're out living a healthy life.
[–]zerobass 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Also, you will probably get some very easily avoidable infection, disease, or malady while you're fretting over some crazy, abstract superbug that almost no one will ever get.
Chill out and take care of yourself in the normal ways.
[–]GAMEOVER 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
Also, vaccinate your kids. Whooping cough may actually kill them.
[–]emmster 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Good addition! A little e. Coli on the counter, not a problem. Measles, big problem.
[–]Manisil 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. Fuck whatever that bitch on Oprah was saying about vaccines causing mental disorders, it's just not true.
[–]nomerde 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
At an art museum and don't know what to look at, look at the artwork in the middle of the longest wall or artwork directly facing the entryway of a closed end gallery. This is where curators put the work they want visitors to see the most.
[–]mrhorrible 136 points137 points138 points 1 year ago
Be nice to customer service people, particularly when they're on the other end of the phone. If your technique is yelling and intimidation, you'll occasionally get good service. If your technique is to be relaxed, friendly, and open for compromise, you'll get better service than you ever thought possible.
[–]n1c0_ds 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago
I work in retail, and great customers enjoy special perks assholes will never get. "Did you know we have a computer in the backstore that's 30% off? You don't need such a powerful laptop and should opt for this one instead, and their price will fall next week. You can also get Office 2010 from your college at half the price."
I'll also get working on your laptop as soon as you leave the store so it is ready before we close. We will even take care of Windows updates and leave a thank you note on your desktop, should you simply be a cool customer.
That being said, we're not on commission.
[–]poop_on_you 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Seriously - the crazy suburban lady who lets her kids talk down to her, runs me ragged and says at the checkout "I spend a lot of money in this store I WANT a discount!" (after she says to her daughter - "I'm buying you these clothes so you can go to college and not end up like her" while I'm standing right there) isn't getting a penny off. The nice lady with the well-behaved kids, who treats me like a human being and thanks me for the time I spent on her will find a surprise 20% off at the checkout. That's right - the shirt you really wanted and we're out of? I'll track it down without being asked. But you talk down to me or my staff and "everything we have is on the floor - yeah, we just called over to Yorktown, and they're out too."
I'm not asking for ass-kissing. But recognizing that maybe I'm not this job will get you all that I have in my power to give. 'Cause I'm fucking bored and what else am I going to do with my 10 hour shifts?
[–]harsesus 54 points55 points56 points 1 year ago
Another thing... be nice to everyone, but if you are not getting what you expected keep going up the line, boss after boss, to people with more power... that guy that first answered has been brain washed that x is impossible, but not his boss necessarily.
[–]poop_on_you 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
But don't be an asshole when you ask for the boss - what you say is recorded in a database and makes it much harder to get what you want going forward. If it's a good boss, you won't get shit if you belittle the first employee.
[–]shadow1515 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
The first guy might not be brainwashed. He'd probably just get fired if he deviated from the script.
[–]clanspanker 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Be excellent to each other!
[–]wassailant 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
You've obviously never had to deal with Telstra.
[–]jllunsfo 86 points87 points88 points 1 year ago
I'm an immunologist/microbiologist, here's a few:
don't take a fever reducer if your fever is below 102. Unless you feel like you literally want to die, don't take one. That fever is slowing the spread of pathogens in your body. I know you feel sick. Man up. It's good for you.
stay home from work if you're sick. SERIOUSLY. and wash your hands. Even warm water with no soap is clinically proven to be better than nothing.
vitamin D is critical for helping your phagocytes eat bacteria, and other aspects of your immune system. Get 10 minutes of sun a day and drink your milk.
They actually make an educated guess about the 3 types of flu that are going to be most prevalent nearly a year in advance, and put those in flu vaccines. If flu season rolls around and the type of flu that year isn't in the vaccine, you're screwed anyway. A flu vaccine is never a guaranteed protection against the flu.
[–]faggatron 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
stay home from work if you're sick. SERIOUSLY.
It would be so awesome if people would and could do that. There was just a thread today about how many sick days people get. Not too many here in the US, as it turns out.
I find it disturbing that the service industry, which deals with millions of people, pounds of food, and other products every day are among the most likely jobs to have no paid sick leave. When I used to work at Domino's Pizza, workers came in when they were sick, because they wouldn't get paid otherwise. Sure, they (usually) wash their hands, but come on...
[–]Ictinike 186 points187 points188 points 1 year ago
You suck at riding a motorcycle. Dress like you suck at it. Ride like you suck at it. If you think you're a good rider, you're going to get yourself hurt.
[–]discoinurmouths 84 points85 points86 points 1 year ago
Dress for the crash, not the ride.
[–]pleiade5 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
I prefer: Dress for the slide...
[–]tomyownrhythm 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
Totally agreed. I have a few friends who were saved by gear. I always ride with a full-faced helmet, armored/abrasion-resistant jacket, gloves, and boots. I've been lucky, the two times I went down were low-speed/single vehicle, and caused by 1) someone impeding my path of travel (my first day on the road) and 2) my tire dropping into a tight, narrow pothole.
In short, you're right on. If you're on two wheels long enough, sooner or later you will go down, and when you do, the right gear can save your skin.
[–]anaximander 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I was driving behind a guy on a yellow crotch rocket, doing about a buck twenty (km/h), when all of a sudden he tipped the bike, and spun flat on the ground like the hands of a clock. He was in his fifties - it was obvious that this was a mid-life-crisis-mobile - and wearing only a light tshirt and khaki shorts. Large chunks of his skin were just gone. The accident reports, waiting for the ambulance to come - SCREAMING at other people not to remove his helmet (they did. Stupid - but at least he was wearing one.) If you don't do it for you, do it for a scared 17 year old girl who has to look at you after you've done it, and sleep at night after it.
[–]brandon7s 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Also, ALWAYS assume that you are invisible. It'll save your life.
[–]brominated 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I prefer to assume that everyone else on the road is a drool-spewing idiot. I find I'm rarely disappointed.
[–]krizo 79 points80 points81 points 1 year ago
Do not. Play. Slot machines. EVER.
[–]yiddish_policeman 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
Step 1. Write a book.
Step 2. Profit.
NOT HOW IT WORKS
[–]AlwaysPutSaltInUrEye 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago
DON'T TOUCH THE ARTIFACTS!
The oils on your skin will break down certain materials and cause damage. History is important; don't ruin it.
[–]Jotyn 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
Why did I immediately assume we shouldn't touch the artifacts because it could activate a magical trap?
[–]cyberjet189 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
That's just your instincts to make sure you don't damage any artifacts.
[–]EmilyChopin 329 points330 points331 points 1 year ago*
If you find naked people, atheism, two daddies, violence, or socialism unacceptable, do not complain to the library that carries books on such topics. We do not give a shit. We will read your complaints in the back and snigger. For every complaint we get we will order a book on bomb-making or another copy of the Kama Sutra. If you think libraries should only carry books on things that you agree with, you do not understand how libraries or communities work.
EDIT: Okay, okay, we don't really order controversial books when you complain. That was, indeed, an amusing literary embellishment. Cool your jets.
[–]bluehands 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
your edit made me sad.
[–]lonelybluekitsune 46 points47 points48 points 1 year ago
I want to hug you. :D
[–]KousKous 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I respect and fear you librarians. I really don't understand what you do but I do know that it is vital that you keep doing it, because god damnit I will not buy every book I want to read.
[–][deleted] 96 points97 points98 points 1 year ago
SECURITY GUARDS CANT DO SHIT aside from calling the cops!!!!!!!! i live my life based off this one rule alone
[–]jooes 103 points104 points105 points 1 year ago
Can't legally do shit. If they want to kick your ass, they're going to kick your ass.
[–]OperIvy 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
And the police will take a security guard's side most times.
[–]i-hate-lemons- 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
Bouncers are the same but would you ever mess with one? Of course not.
[–]theunrestrained 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
While this is true from a legal standpoint, you must always understand that giving anyone a hard enough day might result in an ass kicking.
[–]NinjaHighfive 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
I know of a deaf dude that heard otherwise.
[–]giantgiant 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago
Tarantulas generally shouldn't be handled. They receive no pleasure from walking on someone's moving hands. Tarantulas, in terms of having a pet, are like goldfish in that respect.
[–]hanumanCT 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
and you can glue them back together with elmers!
[–]2718281828 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Do they dislike being handled or is it just that it's unsafe for them? If they don't like it, how can you tell?
[–]giantgiant 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Well, first and foremost it is unsafe. Spiders aren't like dogs where one can "get to know them." They're unpredictable, and might skitter away or bite you out of fear. And one wrong fall might fatally wound them.
They don't like it because they're territorial animals to the extreme. Their web/hole/crevice is their home, and they don't like leaving it if they don't have to. Taking them out of their element is the equivalent of, say, abducting a human being and fucking around with them for a bit.
[–]argleflartz 112 points113 points114 points 1 year ago
90% of error messages on computers are pretty self-explanatory if you read them carefully
[–]Jotyn 45 points46 points47 points 1 year ago*
I was in a computer science class and the teacher typed an intentionally bad code to teach us something about code structure. When the error message came up, he asked the class what went wrong, he went around like half the room and nobody knew.
When he got to me I just read the error message aloud then extrapolated. That was the day I learnt people even in comp sci classes don't read error messages.
EDIT: Happy now GunnerMcGrath?
[–]lineguy 73 points74 points75 points 1 year ago
People are so funny...
Customer- "I keep getting an error"
Computer guy- "What does it say?"
Customer- "I don't know, I never read it"
[–]rnelsonee 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I (try to) teach my users to hit Ctrl+C as soon as they see an error (great tip: this copies the text of the dialog box for those wondering), and then write me an email with the pasted data.
[–]segoli 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
[–]mezz 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
...and the remaining 10% are completely fucked.
[–]Mr_A 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Unexpected reply error x000000040
[–]MrRabbit 80 points81 points82 points 1 year ago
When starting a company or a non-profit don't give every person who wants to help you out a vote on the board. Eventually this will be the reason that a should-have-been-simple 10 minute decision making process has now become a 45 minute ridiculous argument because it's nearly impossible to get 15 people to agree on what color the top of your poster should be bordered with.
Present an issue. Short and to the point debate. Vote. Move on.
The chairman has to be able to lead the group through this process, sometimes with a little force.
[–]sanalin 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Committee work -> A++. Takes the decision out of the hands of the 15 and into the hands of like 3 or 4, who then are like, "So, this is cool right?" And everyone else is like "yes/no!" and then you're done.
I definitely agree with this, and I think that it's unfortunate that a lot of smaller organizations have an aversion to Robert's Rules. It's a great device for moving things along and getting entire meetings done in a specific time frame.
Another protip for board maintenance is to have 1/3 of your board each be the three W's: work, wealth, wisdom. It's great to have a fully committed fundraising board where everyone pulls their weight, but having a few rich as hell people with rich as hell friends makes getting regular donations easier. Having people who don't feel like they're above work means you'll get your stuff done in a timely manner. Having people who have been around forever and know what's up will keep you from repeating mistakes from past groups who have been working on your issue.
[–]KingKane 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
If your camera is a point-and-shoot, the flash should be your last resort. It is better to place your subject in brighter light than to ever ever use that flash. Have them turn towards a window or large/soft light source instead (like a lamp). And if you're outdoors, the most flattering lighting on a sunny day is shade. Shoot everybody under shade. Worst case scenario, if there is no shade, turn their backs to the sun. Also step back and zoom in.
Oh and damn near every wedding dress has a little loop sewn into the underside of the back of the dress that the bride can hold to make the dress easier to carry all day and prevent it from dragging and getting dirty. The bride is almost never aware of this loop, and they are always impressed when you show them.
Oh and if you want to have a cool wedding that people will enjoy and remember, splurge on food and music and fuck everything else.
[–]ohstrangeone 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Oh and if you want to have a cool wedding that people will enjoy and remember, splurge on food, music, and booze and fuck everything else.
FTFY
[–]sasquatch92 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
fuck everything else
That by itself should make it memorable.
[–]geocentric 182 points183 points184 points 1 year ago
Nurse here. Wash your damn hands.
[–]selflessGene 237 points238 points239 points 1 year ago
Patient here. Wash your damn hands
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[–]selflessGene 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago*
I had a professor in college once who was a big shot cancer researcher and discovered a major tumor supressor gene, possible Nobel Prize recipient someday.
He had a speech once that was basicallly:
"You can go out and get drunk, have illicit sex...hey you're in college. But please, please DON'T SMOKE. You will regret it. "
A few weeks later I met a girl that worked in his lab, who was a big time smoker. She had to secretly indulge in her habit, b/c if he EVER found out, she'd be out of a job for sure.
[–]geocentric 89 points90 points91 points 1 year ago
Oh, snap.
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[–]zserf 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
atleast understand what statistics mean. 50% less fat than something with almost no fat to begin with is basically no difference.
[–]sob_ri_quet 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I'm a statistician and COMPLETELY agree with this. In the medical research community in particular, you'll find that the people running the statistical analysis on which all their findings are based have either no statistical experience or knowledge, or worse, took a stats course way back when and have decided it qualifies them to do complex work unsupervised and without caution or additional research. So I guess a follow-on from this would be DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU READ IN MEDICAL JOURNAL ARTICLES uness you can replicate the analyses yourself. Even when the actual analysis is performed by a qualified statistician, a lot of the times the people interpreting the results don't understand the methods fully and extrapolate results which aren't actually supported. If they're really dodgy they CHANGE the results to suit the purposes of their research, and if the remaining authors don't double-check carefully enough this falsified report is what gets published.
[–]EmeraldGirl 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Don't suck the venom out of a snake bite. Leave it below your heart, stay calm, and get emergency help immediately. If you are several hours away from the nearest ER (and we're talking WAY out there), and showing positive signs of an envenomated bite, indigenous peoples have had luck with cutting a large X over the bite and submersing the area in boiling water to (hopefully) denature the proteins in the venom. Do not kill or capture the snake.
Take a pediatric First Aid and CPR course before the baby is born and get recertified on schedule.
You always want to be at least three seconds behind the driver in front of you. Four if you're in an SUV and at least six if you're driving a big rig.
[–]FrapFrapFrap 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
You know what makes me fucking crazy? Assholes who see my 3 second space and assume it's there for them to enter my lane.
[–]psychocowtipper 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Which is EVERYONE where I drive.
[–]tikael 53 points54 points55 points 1 year ago
Backup your data with a 3 part strategy. Two local and one remote. Put your important files on an external hard drive/dvd and hand it to a friend for them to keep at their home. This prevents lost data in case of a house fire or other event. The further away that friend lives the better so large scale disasters do not affect it (floods, earthquakes, hurricanes, etc)
[–]mikm 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago*
Good advice. I would advise using a safety deposit box. This makes it easier to update your remote backups (i.e., you don't have to bug your friend every time).
Additionally, RAID is not a substitute for a backup. It's good for safeguarding against hardware failure, but if you accidentally trash your data (or a virus does), your RAID array will dutifully copy over the mistake.
[–]notrimskiy 110 points111 points112 points 1 year ago
Pie charts are ineffective for presenting information. It is difficult to compare similar-sized, rotated, multicolored sectors one against another. 3D piecharts are even less useful - there is no third dimension in the data, and now you take the already inefficient pie chart and do a perspective distortion.
To put it in simple terms, pie charts are the Comic Sans of data visualization.
[–]InYourBox 91 points92 points93 points 1 year ago
I've always referred to this picture to help with choosing a chart.
[–]JackalsNose 72 points73 points74 points 1 year ago
Electrical Engineer != Electrician
[–]niteice 61 points62 points63 points 1 year ago
Similarly:
"So what are you studying?"
"Computer engineering"
"OH I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY MICROSOFT"
[–]Defenestratio 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
"Bioengineering"
"OH I HAVE THIS RASH, CAN YOU LOOK AT IT"
"I'm not a doctor, please put your pants back on and go see one."
[–]epicviking 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
"Mechanical engineering"
"MY CAR WONT START"
[–]lecadavredemort 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
"Architecture"
"BUILD ME A HOUSE"
[–]Malfeasant 47 points48 points49 points 1 year ago
if you get an email that says your account will expire unless you click a link and verify some information, it didn't come from who you think it came from.
[–]Arkenklo 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Unless it comes 10 minutes after I requested such a mail, from the very domain I requested it from.
[–]SushiWarrior 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Should be more like 10 seconds.
[–]Arkenklo 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
Yes, it should. It usually isn't.
[–]mikm 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
There are no managed funds that will beat the index in the long run!
How long is the "long run" typically?
[–]TJ11240 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
26.2
[–]xmod2 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
Everything you see on television is orchestrated.
[–]meatfingersofjustice 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
Ladies, please PLEASE wipe front to back. In ED we get SO MANY WOMEN coming in with UTIs that have escalated into pyelonephritis (kidney infection). GENITAL HYGIENE! (I hope you read the caps as yelling in your head, to emphasise the point)
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
The username goes beautifully with this comment.
[–]tomyownrhythm 58 points59 points60 points 1 year ago
I'm a risk manager. While I work with corporate safety and contract language (including insurance), I wish more individuals had a basic understanding of insurance. It scares me how many people buy an off-the-shelf policy or only what their lender/the government require (for homeowner's and auto), with no further question on their risk exposure. A lot of people don't even know what losses are excluded under their policy, then when a claim is denied, it's the big, bad insurer's fault.
I do want to acknowledge that there are plenty of times when the big, bad insurance company takes advantage of people's ignorance, but there are just as many times when it's the individual's misconceptions.
[–]nuckingFutz 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Can you provide some very simple, easy to follow advice based on your knowledge?
[–]tomyownrhythm 96 points97 points98 points 1 year ago
This post is my opinion and for informational purposes only, and should not be considered professional insurance advice. These statements are based on my experience with US-based insurance policies.
Specific advice would be tailored to the line of coverage (homeowner's, auto, professional insurance, etc.), but here are some general points.
Understand your exposures. Figure out what you stand to loose in the event of a loss. This could be the maximum value of property that could be destroyed, or the maximum probable loss for a liability claim. If you don't know what you're covering, then what is your insurance for? Know what is unusual about your situation. Do you have expensive jewelry, furs, or collectibles in your home? They may need additional property coverage. Do you have a pool or a trampoline? This could increase your liability exposure. Is your car worth more than blue book because it's classic or has after-market parts? You get the idea. Also, consider what you can pay out of pocket when a loss occurs in the form of a deductible. A higher deductible will lower your premium, but may make a loss overly expensive for you.
Tell you agent or broker EVERYTHING. This person's job is to find coverage to suit your needs, but (s)he can't do that without a full understanding of your situation. If you're worried that something might make it hard to get insurance, you may be right, but it will be even worse if you lied or withheld information on the application. Failure to disclose everything could lead to the nightmare scenario of paying premiums for years, then having your claim denied because of your omissions. Talk about things like the wood-fired boiler that heats your home, or the creek running through the back of your property that rises when it rains hard, etc.
Find a good insurer. For things like service, you'll want to get word of mouth recommendations from friends or colleagues. Financial strength is very important, since your policy's no good if the insurer goes under. The industry standard is AM Best's reports. Go to ambest.com and search for your potential insurer, then use the letter/number combination to decide for yourself the strength (the letter) and size (the number) of insurer you want. With my job, our minimum is A- VII.
Read your policy, especially the declarations page and endorsements. For most individual-based policies, the bulk of the document is a form, which is important, but general. The declarations page will list what the covered property or liability is, as well as the insured (that's you), the insurer, the policy term, and any unusual terms. Endorsements can add coverage the standard policy excludes, add an additional insured or loss payee (you may need lenders to be a loss payee), or otherwise amend the policy. The form document will have coverages and exclusions; understand these. Remember that trampoline? It will invalidate some homeowner's policies. The form document is long, but take the time to at least skim it. Ask your agent/broker about anything that doesn't sound right.
Pay on time, always. Your policy can be cancelled for nonpayment of premium. While there are notification periods, you don't want to deal with a claim when you haven't paid your premium.
Ok, the bad thing has happened. Call your insurance company as soon as reasonably possible. Insurers can have many different procedures, and failure to report a claim on time, have their company adjuster visit the property/site of loss, or otherwise provide guidance can put your claim at risk. I've seen property insurance claims denied because a homeowner repaired a water-damaged wall before the adjuster could see the damage. Since the insurer didn't see the wall, they had no way of knowing that the property owner didn't just tear out old drywall and try to make a claim. If it's a liability issue, like a car accident, never admit fault without talking to your insurer. Also, always document.
In short, always communicate clearly with your insurer, and always know what is expected of you, and what you can expect, according to your policy. I guess this wasn't "very simple," but I couldn't find anything worth cutting. I'll try to answer other questions that you might have.
[–]nuckingFutz 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago*
That's surprisingly concise for insurance information. ;)
Thank you SO much for writing this up. It's shit like this that makes this place awesome. You don't have to be a physics Ph.D. or molecular biologist to have really important stuff to share with reddit. And this will be more useful than another joke meme. Thanks again.
[–]tomyownrhythm 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Information. Insurance information :-) Advice leads to lawsuits!
I really enjoy sharing knowledge, and I've considered being a professor later in my career, so this in fun for me. I'm glad you were interested!
[–]SnugNinja 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
Generally speaking, if you see some behavior occurring from your kids/dog/coworker/SO, etc., and you react a certain way and it stops instantly, but continually keeps popping up in the long-term... Your reaction is what is keeping it going, and is not an effective way to make it stop. They only stop because your reaction gives them what they want out of it, and then it's not so rewarding. (You usually stop asking for sex right after you get some, at least for a little while, right?) If your reaction makes them immediately do it more/louder/harder etc., THEN you have it right, and it will stop in the long run.
[–]MayoMark 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
What is your job that taught you that? Ninja-ing?
[–]andrewsmith1986 151 points152 points153 points 1 year ago
Diamonds are shitty minerals which should only be used for industry.
[–]andrewsmith1986 65 points66 points67 points 1 year ago*
Emerald/Ruby *(ruby is red corundum all other colors are called sapphire.) are both hard as fuck, pleasing to the eye and more exotic as stones go.
Tourmaline will prob be the one I try to give.
I would love to give Rhodochrosite, but it isn't hard enough for daily wear and tear.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Merlin's beard! its the philosopher's stone!
[–]TJ11240 55 points56 points57 points 1 year ago
If you're dead-set on gems, get a lab manufactured one. No one died for that rock. Or Cummingtonite.
[–]Im_The_Boss 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
bahahahaha. actually burst out laughing. How do things this good happen.
[–]andrewsmith1986 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
There are tons of funny geology terms.
[–]replicacobra 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Tungsten. Carbon nanotubes.
[–]poopshoes 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
As your girl if she has a preference. In the Victorian era, birthstones were common. From then-1930s, it was stoneless bands that were plain or engraved.
If she still insists on a diamond then look around at pawn shops for stones or ask grandparents on both sides of the family if they have any heirloom stones you could have worked into a new ring.
[–]igbywentdown 154 points155 points156 points 1 year ago
The people in charge of running our educational systems in the US have no clue what they are doing.
[–]rockabilly_pete 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
Thankfully, from time to time a teacher will come along who DOES know what he/she is doing. Sadly, he/she will usually be the first one fired by the career parasites in the administration office.
[–]dunchen22 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
What I have found as I've grown older is the people in charge of most things really have no clue what they are doing.
[–]Dodged 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
It's not your fault.
[–]Yurphurp 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
I know.
[–]jaysohn 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
Please for the love of all that is holy stop demanding antibiotics when you have a cold. It's getting really scary out there.
[–][deleted] 46 points47 points48 points 1 year ago
The locks on your door do absolutely nothing to protect you from someone who really wants to get in.
Most deadbolts can be opened in 5-10 seconds by a mediocre lockpicker, even "high security" locks can be opened in less then a minute by someone with a decent amount of skill.
[–]jwilke 54 points55 points56 points 1 year ago
The only thing a lock does is keep an honest man honest.
[–]ohstrangeone 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
Yeah, but 98% of burglaries occur via either:
A. Unlocked door or window (this is the most common method: lol)
B. Brute force (aka the "boot pick" or the "brick pick" :D )
C. Stolen or copied key (only around 5% or so)
Fellow lockpicker/locksport hobbiest here, so I understand, but something that people in this hobby fail to take into account when they get all shocked and appalled by how easily 95% of the locks out there can be picked is the fact that the kind of people that you need to worry about have no fucking clue as to how to pick a lock, nor do they care to learn. What does NOT matter is whether or not you can pick your Kwikset or Schlage deadbolt open in 10 seconds with a rake and tension wrench, what DOES matter is how well those locks will stand up to a flathead screwdriver and a hammer, a pipe wrench, or a crowbar.
[–]WetxFlatulence 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago
CPR and portable Defibrillators. Abdominal thrusts (Heimlich). Infant CPR and thrusts. You'd be surprised at how many people's lives would be saved every day if people had just BASIC knowledge of life support. I'm applying as a firefighter after becoming a first responder two years ago.
[–]Sniper620 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
Honestly this type of stuff should be taught in High School health classes.
[–]jllunsfo 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
CPR and Heimlich were taught in 7th or 8th grade for me. Not defibrillators though.
[–]ZombieFillmore 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
If arrested - You can use property that is worth at least double the amount of your bond. If you put up the whole amount in cash, this money will be applied to your case in the future. However - If you use a bail bondsman, you pay 10% of your bond, referred to as your bail. You will never receive this money back. However, you are very open to negotiate on this percentage. Most have no specific standard they have to follow, 10% is what they want on approach. Some try to trick you into thinking it is more - it should never exceed 10%. Call another person and you can find someone who can do it for 5-7%.
If you are real ballsy, wait to see a judge. This might take time, however, you may be released on your own recognizance if you are being of accused of a minor crime or pose no danger to the community. Many first arrests will be. Also, if you have a job you've maintained for years and ties to the community, this is also a viable option.
[–]ddixonr 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
You mean for minor crimes, you don't have to pay to get out jail? I can wait three turns like monopoly?
[–]long_ball_larry 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
I read the book "The Little Book of Common Sense Investing" by John Bogle, ex-CEO of the Vanguard Group. That statement is basically the entirety of the book repeated over and over with facts & data to back it up.
Curious though, I have $30k sitting in a low-interest checking account - I've been too lazy to switch it to anything else because the interest rates aren't high enough for me to honestly care - should I put it in an index fund at this point in time? (it seems the market's future is still very much a big '?', so it won't necessarily be a positive gain)
Also, I'm 25 ... younger people like myself, with little to no expenses, no obligations (family, kids, etc), are often hesitant of long-term investing - after all we're young now and putting away $ for retirement when we're just starting to truly live on our own and be independent seems ludicrous - is there any investing that will make it more, I guess I'll say, worthwhile, for me to be involved with? (in other words, at this point in life I'm willing to accept higher risk for larger returns, because I don't have many large obligations and I still have my entire future to work and make $ - however picking stocks and other more complicated forms of investing is something I have no knowledge of)
[–]Bobknight 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago*
If you want to invest in long term securities and have sufficient liquidity, you can try this:
Use your $30,000 to buy 10 sets of bonds (3k apiece). The first one matures in 1 year, the second one matures in 2 years, the third one matures in 3 years etc.
Whenever one of your bonds mature, buy another 10 year bond with it. This way you will always have a steady supply of liquidity and still enjoy the benefit of long term interest rates. It is also significantly better than sticking it in a GIC or a bank.
This is known as laddering
It is by no means the most efficient way to invest, but it is very simple and quite safe if you pick government issued bonds or blue chips.
[–]CinoBoo 40 points41 points42 points 1 year ago
People have no idea just how cold net-neutrality's dead corpse would be in Washington, if not for the efforts of Google over the past five years. The public is shitting all over its only remaining defender.
[–]MegainPhoto 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Not my area of expertise, per se, but if more people knew how to use search engines my world would be a happier place.
[–]nuckingFutz 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
On the other hand, I feel like 80% of my job and "expertise" is stuff I look up on the internet when people ask me to do things.
[–]busted_up_chiffarobe 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
Building codes exist for a reason.
[–]TheRiddler75 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
The single most important factor in a politician being elected is incumbency. If they held the office before and they run for the same position, voters figure they already knew what they were doing and just vote for them again.
I bother to see what the incumbent has done before voting. So far, I've never voted for an incumbent. If s/he's the only one running, I'll leave it blank.
[–][deleted] 108 points109 points110 points 1 year ago
We idolize the wrong people (movie stars, entertainers, etc)
[–]libertinian 155 points156 points157 points 1 year ago
Soviet Russia was a miserable place (or so all credible evidence leads me to believe)
However, Soviet scientists were rock stars, and deservedly so. Fuck Lebron James, let's throw money and women at Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
In China, where I recently lived, high school students with the best grades got all the women and sports were completely ignored. Why is the western world falling behind Asia? Because we worship athletic grown men who wear silly costumes and happen to play children's games particularly well.
[–]hbweb500 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
Scientists, being people too, aren't better targets of our adoration. The common conception of a scientist involves him or her working selflessly in the name of knowledge, being completely objective. In reality, though, research science can be just as much about the ego and personal agenda as other fields.
I would much rather you idolize science than scientists, though keep in mind that science isn't some mystical truth given to us on high, but rather a system, devised by humans, to put our observations in order and to make predictions. Perhaps it a good way to govern your beliefs and education, but idolizing it might be a bit drastic.
[–]Networkian 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
Because we worship athletic grown men who wear silly costumes and happen to play children's games particularly well.
Wow. Very well said. I totally agree.
[–]0dp 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I agree. Just imagine what Reddit would be like if everyone was all over Keanu's nuts.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
Okay, can we have a rule where if you make a surprising assertion, you should probably give reasons as well?
[–]post_break 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
The cost of data is so cheap that your ISP makes profit as well as pays for a whole years worth of bandwidth on your first internet bill (in the US). Make sure you get your moneys worth.
Protip: if your ISP calls and argues that you are in the "top 10%" of subscribers who consume the most data (and you have no data limit in your contract) argue that even if all subscribers consumed less data there would always be a top 10%.
[–]d2xdy2 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Check your tire pressure often. $0.75 for some gas station air once a week is a lot more cost effective than $1800 for a set of tires and an alignment.
[–]wonkavision010 97 points98 points99 points 1 year ago
I was a therapist for child and adolescent sex offenders for several years. Many things Reddit believes about these offenses or people accused of them is wrong.
[–]Jumphi97[S] 46 points47 points48 points 1 year ago
How so?
[–]wonkavision010 132 points133 points134 points 1 year ago
Well.... every person who describes their story on Reddit claims they were screwed over by the system. I'm not denying that this might happen sometimes, but I think Reddit fails to understand that the people who commit sexual crimes don't often tell the truth about what they did.
I worked at an inpatient hospital and sometimes patients would not admit their offenses for several months, and then only after intensive group and individual therapy.
There are many factors involved, but Reddit is quick to say that the system persecutes innocent people. All my clients initially said they were innocent for many reasons - but perhaps mostly because it's not something that is socially acceptable to admit.
If you are an alcoholic or drug addict, people have compassion and want you to seek help. If you have molested a child, your friends and family would probably not be so supportive.
Anyway, this is a complex issue which I think is not often portrayed even close to accurately on this site.
[–]T_Paine 75 points76 points77 points 1 year ago
You should totally do an AMA.
[–]stichflamme 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Turn it off and on again
[–]kasumi1190 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
If you are a gamer, never get into pro-gaming, it will ruin your fun.
I no longer can play fighting games and have any fun, why? Because I got ok in one, then I was swept into a large community of high-level players, then I learned I sucked. Then I learned how to get really good, and then I realized it didn't matter, because these people had been playing this game for years, and I had nothing on them. I realized I knew everything that the best players did, but it didn't matter, without the experience and hard work on playing with that knowledge, I was still just a scrub.
Competitive gaming takes experience, time (A LOT OF IT), fucking math, hard work, determination, and the reflexes of someone on crack. On top of all that, it requires you to have complete control over your emotions.
So, yeah, game, have fun...but unless you KNOW you are the next Justin Wong or Fatality, don't try and get into competitive gaming. You will only go down a spiral of humility and sadness, and you'll probably also ruin your ability to enjoy the games you love.
Fucking frame data.
[–]raindropsplushead 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
It is the natural tendency of human character to form groups in increasing size and number. Tribes became villages became cities became nations. Globalization will happen regardless as the nation-state increases in power and reach not only over itself but across borders. There is no better time to be alive than now as living conditions have only improved in the course of time, and anything said otherwise is pure false romanticism. The only question that really has any worth is whether or not one cares about the unseen contradiction in modern society as to whether it is best to be left powerless but with a full belly or to seize the machinery of the state for the masses benefit at the cost of normal society.
My work is depressing.
[–]vertice 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
the internet is held together by duct tape. it's a miracle you get your email at all.
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
If you look at your "art" and can't find areas where it can be improved, you're doing it wrong.
[–][deleted] 78 points79 points80 points 1 year ago
Do not use Internet Explorer
[–]DrMonkeyLove 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
Ctrl+C for fuck's sake! Stop going up to the edit menu with your damn mouse!!!
[–]Im_The_Boss 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
and Ctrl+V for that matter
[–]Im_The_Boss 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
the clitoris.
[–]puddlejumper 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Buying online is far far cheaper than buying from shops, and isn't because it's some scam with dodgy products (most of the time), it's because internet sites have no overheads and sell at a far better rate than shops, so we give them a bigger discount.
Also, contrary what other people have said, if you're nice to customer service then yes we will like you more, but if you want something done that we tell you can't be done, then be a dick and the managers will do it for you just to get you to shut up.
[–]juken 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Don't reuse passwords. Just don't.
[–]technicolormotorhome 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
When speaking into a microphone, pretend it's a flashlight. Point the light at your lips, not the ceiling.
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
Do not take a job offering inordinate amounts of money to dig up massive amounts of data on people you've never met and not to talk about it.
[–]skandhi 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
woah wait, so is this why we all added you on facebook?
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
WOW. No. This was far more specific. Sorry for the scare. :/ Dang though, thanks for being that once a month reminder of that. :P Good times.
[–]Bensch 49 points50 points51 points 1 year ago
Oh, fuck. Stop asking for wider highways. They're ruining your life, emptying your pocketbook, and not getting you anywhere any faster.
[–]evilnight 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I wouldn't know, since we don't have any in NY.
In the summer, two lanes are closed for construction. In the winter, two lanes are used for snow/ice storage. During the ten days in fall/spring where all lanes are actually open, I never see other cars.
[–]TVGuru 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Reality TV is mostly made up and acted out, very cheaply, and is not even remotely close to real.
[–]euric 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Don't trust websites to do the right thing with your data. I've seen far too many instances of passwords stored in clear text, or people selling off user data to spammers for it to be funny.
To wit:
Use a different password for each website. Or at least, for each website that matters.
Register a second e-mail address for use in online registrations. Don't use your main one.
[–]KousKous 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I'm definitely not an expert, but I do know this: no matter how smart you are, work is irreplaceable. You can not simply survive on natural talent alone, because eventually you'll hit a point where you have to deal with people who have half your talent but work ten times harder or you'll meet someone who has more talent then you.
Everyone should know this. If you aren't naturally talented, it's not a curse, and if you are, it's not necessarily a gift.
[–]thisamericanlife 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Do not use reddit for legal advice.
[–]travis_of_the_cosmos 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
Economics. No free lunches. Almost always true, and it's a good rule of thumb. Whenever you're getting a metaphorical "free lunch" do a double-take, and then a triple. Something doesn't add up. Maybe one time in a thousand you got lucky and the other 999 some Nigerian in Houston now has all your money.
[–]bri1232001 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
I get free lunch every day at my job and it is awesome.
[–]travis_of_the_cosmos 36 points37 points38 points 1 year ago
Jokes, I know, but for people who don't get it: your salary is correspondingly lower because lunch is provided. Even worse, you could have spent that money to buy anything you wanted; the "free lunch" you're getting effectively delegates the choice of what to eat to your company. If you're rational then you are weakly worse off* having your company provide the food.
*meaning that at best you get what you would have ordered otherwise but more likely you can't have exactly what you wanted.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
BUT what if his company can implement some sort of economy-of-scale to provide a better lunch with the money than he could have himself?
[–]carrolliin 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
When a scooper at an ice cream shop offers you a cup and/or napkins, take them. Always take them.
[–]indecisive11 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Explain.
[–]Dyphy 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
Free cup and/or napkins, duh.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Aflac specific disease insurance is a rip off, especially lump-sum policies. It is very unlikely that you will contract a specific disease while the policy is active. Unless you receive a ridiculous amount of utility from 'peace of mind', it makes more sense just save your money and earn interest on it instead of forking it over to the duck.
[–]Mookhaz 81 points82 points83 points 1 year ago
The people of the United States are in serious denial about why they live such great lives.
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago
Other people (like your girlfriend, or wife) may be able really really good sandwiches every now and then, but the best kind of sandwich is the one you make by yourself.
Same logic applies to handjobs.
[–][deleted] 49 points50 points51 points 1 year ago
I've lived by the opposite philosophy my entire life. Sandwiches, coffee, etc., always much better if someone else makes it for you.
Duel?
[–]tomyownrhythm 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
Or maybe limpbizkit1848 could just do everybody's sandwiches and handjobs!
[–]Mycetophile 58 points59 points60 points 1 year ago
There will never be a cure for cancer.
[–]farceur318 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
This explains why in Battlestar Galactiga, they had faster-than-light space travel, but no cure for breast cancer. That always bugged me.
[–]NinjaHighfive 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Can you say why or back this up?
[–]mattguard 73 points74 points75 points 1 year ago
This comic does a good job of talking about it some. http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1162
[–]internalconsistency 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Heavy.
[–]bamburger 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
I'm not very knowledgable on the matter but the way it was explained to me is that there is no such thing as 'Cancer'.
Cancer is a blanket term for several diseases, which are similar in a lot of ways, but not identical. So liver cancer =/= breast cancer and so on.
In effect, saying we have a 'cure for cancer' would be akin to saying we have a 'cure for all viruses'. It's too broad a term to be actually possible.
This is my laymans understanding of it, I'm sure someone on reddit has a better understanding, or can completely debunk me.
[–]Ohoneo 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
You're close. All cancers are different, but they have something in common. Basically, all of your cells go through certain checkpoints to make sure everything is hunky dory. Every single cell. Now, with that many cells, sometimes they'll blow through the checkpoints, and then began to rapidly multiply and divide, unsupervised. This is the cancer. These cancer cells can differentiate and then they become lung cancer, liver cancer, bone cancer, et cetera. I'm a microbiology and cell theory major and the best way I've seen it explained is this: traffic lights. Red means stop, green means go. They regulate the flow of traffic and prevent accidents. What happens if a car goes through a red light? Probably a car crash. On a busy road, that one car crash can lead to a pile up. That pile up is the cancer cells.
[–]redhatch 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
If you have a wireless router or other such device, learn how to secure it. Nothing is foolproof against a determined intruder, but applying a few basic security measures will most certainly discourage casual freeloaders and the curious.
[–]Vulgarian 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Learning a foreign language takes time. I cannot magically fill your employees' heads with one in a week. Yes, I know our salespeople didn't disabuse you of this notion. They're idiots. I apologise.
[–]brominated 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
In a real disaster, 3 days worth of supplies is not enough to get you through. Remember to prioritize: Water, food, shelter. Don't forget to include meds and stuff for pets. Go-kits are very useful, especially if you live in a city. Long story short: Do not rely on the government to rescue you if things go to hell. Be self-sufficient.
[–]TempestGod 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Dont use your belt buckle to short out the leads on a 52amp, 95 pound battery. Not fun when you are still wearing it and holding the damn thing.
[–]poopshyworks 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
If your belt buckle is large enough to bridge the leads on said battery, perhaps you're doing something wrong.
[–]manipause 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Never, ever, EVER take a shit in the right most stall.
[–]hobbit6 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
Facing the stalls or away? THIS IS DIRE.
[–]learycm 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
.. why?
[–]murphymurphy 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
If you're the only house on the street without power during a large storm with widespread outages, you are a low priority.
Not sure if that makes anyone better off, but thats all I have at this moment.
[–]pete_schnapps 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
You don't need so much headroom when taking happy snaps. Seeing the lower part of your torso is more important than the sky. Yessir, it is.
[–]amorallawngnome 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Almost all polls are bullshit. Almost 1/3 of all responses, approximately, are what are referred to as 'doorstep opinions'; these are opinions that are provided on the spot on issues that the responding person is giving more because they feel like they should give a response than because they actually hold any real concern on the topic. A poll in the 70's found that 33% of people gave opinions on a piece of legislation that did not exist and that they had been given any information on.
[–]doctorminor 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
When we say it won't hurt, it always does.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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