Bicycle crash at 11, head hit a curb on the way down. Shattered a quarter size chunk of my skull near my left temple. Still have a pretty good lump. Complete amnesia, all I could remember was 842-3358, which luckily enough was my Mom's work phone number.

Bicycle crash at a skatepark, tried to get on the deck of a 12 foot ¼ pipe, shorts got caught on the seat, and I fell straight backwards. Landed on the concrete, woke up a few minutes later surrounded by kids wondering if I was dead or not.

Had a job at a car wash, and was vacuuming out the back of a Ford Explorer. We were really busy, and my manager yelled "Close enough," and slammed the rear gate. My head was in the way, and I dropped to the ground. Sat down for about 15 minutes, got yelled at for slacking, started throwing up, so I went home. Finally got a ride to the emergency room a couple hours later. Quit the job.

T-boned a Ford F-350 truck while riding my motorcycle. I was doing 55mph, and he pulled out in front of me, towing a trailer full of lawnmowers. I swerved around his trailer, and he pulled a U-turn, blocking the entire road. I slammed into the driver's side door, and totaled the truck. Next memory I have is being loaded into the ambulance. When I got to the hospital, a bunch of my friends showed up, so I asked them how they knew I was there. I guess I had been awake and made a bunch of phone calls. Had someone come get my destroyed bike, a ride home from the hospital, and even called in to work. Don't remember any of it.

There are two more I can't remember right now to save my life. My brain is a little swiss cheesed, I guess. I'll come back and edit when I remember them.