What small, seemingly insignificant things piss you off?

choke_yourself

Me: Hey, what do you want to eat?

Friend: Oh, I don't care. Whatever

Me: Ok, how about we go to (Mexican restaurant)

Friend: Uuuum, I don't really feel like Mexican. Something else?

knowsguy

When you don't use your turn signals.

lifenotfound

That little 'dt-dt-dt-dit-ditt-ditt-bzzzzttttttt" sound that speakers make when a cellphone is too close.

sohowlongcanmynamebe

When people show they're listening by completing my sentences. That's interrupting, and it's rude, and half the time they guess wrong.

pemdas21

The sound of a person chewing their food. It sounds silly but I cringe every time I hear a person smack their disgusting lips together. >.<

modestmoose

Anytime my glasses slide off of my face, I want to crush them in my fist and hurl them across a room and into a wall. Then I remember that that would only make me angrier so I carry on about my day.

bechus

American college students who think they are sophisticated, intelligent, cultured and worldly because they spent a semester abroad and therefore have a grasp of everything, despite the fact that they spent most of the time drinking, with other Americans

HalfysReddit

When there's a hallway, or a door way, or some other kind of *way and there are people just standing there, taking up as much space as humanly possible.

Seriously, if you're going to stop, don't do it in a doorway. If you're in a hall, be polite and move you and your party to one side so that others may walk past you.

It's the worst in grocery stores and people leave their cart on one side and look at crap on the other and never move. People should be allowed to stab one person a year in the jaw and not face criminal prosecution.

Mrubuto

When my family is mean all day, and then acts nice when my friends are around.

streem

People Who Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence, Worse Still When They Justify It As Proper And Characterize Everyone Else As Lazy For Not Doing The Same.

Businesses that don't put an address number on the building.

thepurpleones

When folding laundry, well folding t-shirts, and I think that the shirt is inside out so I flip it only to find out it was fine the first way and now it is inside out and I have to flip it all over again. I get so mad and I know it's stupid to get that mad because it's my own fault but it happens every time I fold laundry.

vitamincrack

When people refer to all mp3 players as iPods.

ussjbrolly

When my mother organizes my messy desk... I have no clue where everything is?

taybul

Billboards. I can't stand billboards.

Also, days when it's really cloudy and slightly windy and rain only happens in short periods at a time during the day. If it looks and feels like it's going to rain, it better fucking rain good.

ivesonman

Probably too late for this to be noticed in this thread, but bumping my head (even just a little bump) sets me into a rage that I can't quite explain. As soon as I bump my (admittedly large) head into something, instantaneous hatred for all that exists wells up inside of me.

Whoopska

It really bothers me when people request favors or make suggestions in certain ways

Do you want to go to the store and pick up some milk?

I hope the next time you wipe your ass, you finger breaks through the toilet paper. Why the fuck would I want to go to the store to pick up milk?

Be a doll and grab that for me.

Stop being a dick and ask me to grab it for you like a normal person. I'm not a doll, I'm not even anything that could be confused for a doll.

How about not.

How about I fuck your face in with a fork?

withad

Tiny gaps in between curtains. Seriously, it's like a fraction of a centimetre more to pull, people. Finish what you start.

Also, sockets that are left turned on with nothing plugged in. I've stopped in the middle of conversations and walked across rooms just to flick the damn things off.

chaplin

When my earbuds catch on something and get ripped out of my ears. The amount of rage I experience cannot be explained by words.

iorgfeflkd

Able-bodied people who take the elevator to the second floor.

Meinschendtler

For some reason I hate it when people suggest what kind of furniture I should buy or could use.

It doesn't make any rational sense but when a friend says, "I think you could use a hat stand next to the door to hang your coats on" I immediately hate them and everybody related to them.

Feren

Drawers and cabinets being left open
Lights being left on in unused rooms
People who play music so loud in their cars that their trunks rattle. It isn't the loudness that bothers me, it's the rattling -- like a blown speaker!
When my girlfriend says "We should do (thing)" but really means "I want you to go do (thing)"
The double entrance doors with one being locked referenced by OP
Houses so big they need three air conditioning condenser units outside. Not my house, not my problem, not my electric bill but EFFING REALLY?
People who piss on the floor in the restroom at my office -- if you dingus can't reach the urinal, go sit down on a toilet
People who don't flush the urinal - I don't want your piss splashing back on me. Only my piss has that privilege.
Most internet memes - they don't affect me, but I can't escape the goddamn things.

Fromanatress

Breathing. No, really. If I'm not breathing in sync with people who are close (usually my SO, because he is the only one who gets close enough for it to really bother me), I get irritated. I'd explain, but I might just seem even more crazy.

Also, when people chew and swallow excessively loudly. It annoys the crap out of me.

ch13fw

Ghana

buddaslovehandles

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evengreysuits

people who ask me questions about the exact same movie or tv episode we are both seeing for the first time.

unskippable crap on dvd's like previews, fbi warnings, and film company logos. sometimes i just turn them on and come back 5 minutes later.

being at the end of a long line of cars at a light and the moron in front can't be bothered watching the light to know when they can go. and only he gets through the light cause he takes off with a screech just before the light turns red.

knowsguy

People who use welfare to buy junk food and are wearing clothes that are more expensive than mine.

OuchLOLcom

When the lines are short so they close cash registers.

SicTim

The one fucking onion chip in every bag of White Castle fries that makes me wish I'd ordered onion chips instead. The inverse is also true.

missmuddy

"Will you google this for me?" or "Will you look up the weather for me?".

Blaidd_Dwrg

People who don't know the difference between the words "affect" and "effect".

knowsguy

Old farts that still use a checkbook at the grocery store. The ones that wait until the total is ready before they even open their purse are the ones I follow home and smother with a pillow.

beanpudd

When someone drives my car and does not return the steering wheel/driver's seat to the proper position.

Tubasaurus

When I'm in a car, driving or riding, and the music is really loud. So many times I've been riding with friends who play their music so loud I can't think, let alone try to talk. It's worse when I drive, because for some reason I can't concentrate in driving when I can't hear anything but the music. Sometimes when I drive my friends will turn on the music, then I lower the volume, then they forget 2 minutes later and turn the volume back up.

razzbar

Seeing one of those damned flosspicks on the sidewalk.

shapechanger

I hate the sound that the letter "S" makes. Whenever I'm bored, my mind will drift off and I'll suddenly start noticing every "S" sound that anybody and everybody near me makes. Every "S" is like a fucking spike to my ears and I have to occupy myself or I'll get very, very angry and irritable over it.

hiiiiiiiii

I hate when people say something incorrect and then say "No I lied" and then correct their mistake.

kodat

when people dont reply to text messages that need a response and you know they got it.

jay_vee

Car ports/garages with better views than my house.

I live in Wellington, a city built on hills round a natural harbour, and here you pay more for a house with a decent view of the harbour. My house has a view of the hills but is just below the level where I can see over them to the harbour. And it does annoy me when I walk five minutes up the road and a damn car has a better view than I have. If the house is on the downhill side of the road, the car often has a more elevated view than the house. And the garage or car port invariably has a window on the view side just to piss me off.

Now, I know there's a logical reason for it, person buys house, person wants to park car nearby, but it still hacks me off that this hunk of plastic and metal gets to see the sunrise over the harbour and I don't. It doesn't need it. It doesn't appreciate beauty. It doesn't wake up, throw open the curtains and burst into "oh what a beautiful morning" in deep baritone when it sees the mist on the sea and the ferry sailing out to the Marlborough Sounds. It doesn't even have a brain. The limit of its autonomous functioning is to randomly unlock itself if the electronics are buggered. It's a bloody car, and I hope you start it in gear and it ploughs into your bloody house.

THE END.

(* takes a heart pill *)

Pfaffian

Any program that forces me to use the mouse.

Gormogon

Loud adverts, people picking their nails loud enough for me to hear the click - yes dad I MEAN YOU

arabidopsis

People who eat with their mouth open, and make that noise of food being chewed. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

MainelyTed

Willful ignorance. Just because it's on a fucking computer screen doesn't mean it's unknowable. I have people that can run entire corporations come to a complete stop when it's time to use their web site control panel.

SpinozaFan

The use of unnecessary apostrophes annoys me. For instance, the Smith family should refer to themselves as the Smiths, not the Smith's.

GlasedDonut

When people have their windshield wipers on at full speed for a small drizzle.

ariellecyan

people that come over and i give them cold beverages and i later find said beverage sitting on a counter 5/6 of the way full. any form of extreme waste just bugs me.

elephantexpress

Buffering videos. I feel like going on a rampage when a video suddenly pauses to buffer.

Or when the computer starts lagging. Broke off two keys off my keyboard because of it.

bubblieskittles

street clothes on the bed!

Aurum

Whenever teachers/band directors don't end classes/rehearsals at the time they're supposed to. Dammit, the schedule says it's over at 2:00, don't keep me after 2:00. Learn to manage your time better so you don't waste mine. It's that simple.

And when people walk slowly in the hallways and you're stuck behind them because it's so crowded. Move to the side if you're going to take your own sweet time. Not that hard.

nibuz

Midgets

buddaslovehandles

When people flick their cigarette butts out of the car window. The World is not Your Ashtray!

I watch someone smoking down their cigarette in the car in front of me. When the get down to the butt, and toss it out, I honk at them. My wife says I am going to get shot one of these days.

runninX

When people say 'whatever'.

i11uminati

dust particles

ctothe

Co-workers who CC everyone for no reason at all, except that they want everyone else to know how amazing they are for doing their job!

seekerdarksteel

People who don't properly tab/indent/format their code.

When someone is criticizing the way you did something phrases it as "What I would have done is...". (Even if the criticism and suggestion are legitimate, I still want to just snap and say "Well if that's the way you would have done it why don't YOU do it?")

CantQuitThereddit

My roommate insists on keeping the bathroom door shut when nobody is in there. He says let the exhaust do the work. There are no windows in there. If there is no airflow, the fan does nothing. Even after a shower he keeps the damn thing shut and hours later the bathroom is still all humid and funky.

vibepusher

When people use the phrase, "Take a deep breath".

smithb1444

When someone regularly asks the location of something that could have been discovered if they spent even 5 seconds looking for themselves and ask me to do EXACTLY THAT for them. (happens all too regularly :[ )

zserf

When I tell my mom something, and her response is "Really?". Yes, really. Why else would I be telling you?

nantes89

Bluetooths

pintsize317

The scraping sound a fork against a plate makes. I want to punch anyone who does it in the face. I had two roommates that would pretty much do it at every meal. Its....painful.

What is even worse is when someone notices that it bothers me, and then does it on purpose.

RAGGGGE

ratchetthunderstud

When people use far too many ellipses in a post...

jasenlee

I hate repeating myself but the ironic part is I have bad hearing so I often have to ask people to repeat themselves.

fourtecks

Somewhat usual, but babies/kids whining. I'm usually a calm person, but I get very irritable about this. If I was on a plane with a crying kid I would need to seriously vent somehow, which would hopefully happen after I get off the plane.

kane2742

People who ask me to do something on their computer for them, but won't give up their chair so I can actually use the mouse and keyboard comfortably.

m3rkvry

Misuse of the ellipsis. I cannot tell you the rage that builds in me when someone uses "............................................................" as a pause, or even as a replacement for a period.

An ellipsis is THREE DOTS. NO MORE, NO LESS. If you don't know how to tap the "." key three times, you should not be allowed near a keyboard.

Mark4483

When you go to pump gas, and that little silver piece meant to hold the sqeeze-handle in place is broken off, and you have to stand there sqeezing it the whole fucking time.

thomas2ky

People talking during movies. Let me watch my movie and let my mind wander, I don't need to hear about every little thing that isn't realistic, it's a fucking a movie, its not supposed to be fucking realistic!

dimshala

I hate when people sigh/moan while yawning! GAH

Eli_Kasimir

Fat/sedentary people who give me health/workout tips.

Oh hey, thanks for the advice, man. Could you spot me? No? Eating an éclair? That's cool too, I guess.

matelot

other people

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ooEMgee

When someone comments on a 'not so attractive' girl's picture to say

"ooo eemm gee... you're gorgeous, sexy, hot.. etc"

And then those girls will let the comments get to their head and all of a sudden, they think they're Hot. WTF! Why delude these girls ehy?

TheBrainGun

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AveofSpades

Posts on reddit involving: Zach Anner (I don't give a fuck, why are there 8 million posts on this asshole) and the stupid I haz a cheezeburger cat shit. Grow the fuck up.

Iamnotyourhero

When I go to subway and the cheese isn't tessellated

rapp039

I get annoyed by watching people eat - switching the fork hand and knife hand every time they cut and place the food in their mouth. Right hand, fork; left hand, knife; cut; right hand, knife; left hand, fork; eat.

ProfessorPoopyPants

I work at an outdoors shop on saturdays. They sell sporks. Every damn saturday some cunt comes in and ruffles them up and I have to rearrange them and sort them in terms of colour, and stack them neatly every damn week.

OCD as it may be, It really grinds my goat.

capoteismygod

Eating noises drive me UP THE WALL

razzbar

People who fan themselves with their hand. They all look the same.

Callidor

That whenever I'm with my parents, no matter where we are, they will ask me to look something up on my phone, even though my phone does not have internet access, and what they're thinking of is my iPod, which only has wifi.

knowsguy

When you don't park within the lines of a space.

Malfeasant

mustard. i absolutely hate mustard with a passion. so it pisses me off when i go to a drivethrough and ask for a burger with no mustard, and i get back to work and there's mustard on it.

hyAxis

The noise anyone makes while chewing. Drives me absolutely nuts.

gstcharles

Shoes on the couch. My God, shoes on the couch.

xxMRBrown21xx

People eating with their mouth open.

originalucifer

poeple that leave/let the dealership advertise on the back of their car

When I'm trying to jaywalk across a busy road and a car in the near lane stops to wave me across when the far lane still has a steady stream of cars driving by. I either have to run out into the middle of the street like a moron and force the other lane of cars to stop when they shouldn't have to, or I have to stand in the middle of the street for a bit which doesn't really save me any time and feels dangerous. Then I feel like a jerk for getting mad at people who are trying to be nice to me.

whostolemyscreenname

People who slow down in the traffic lane when there's a perfectly good turn lane right there make me want to break out some PIT maneuvers.

4Dmario

Watching somebody use a terminal and not tab complete.

ButtermilkBlue

mumbling...I therefore ignore it. Good day.

Megatron_McLargeHuge

When something reminds me of that gonorrhea nugget thread.

Fusoya

I live in Texas and make a lot of phonecalls for my job and I fucking hate it when people have a long ass voicemail that quotes scripture, tells me to have a blessed day, or goes on and on about how they are changing some things in their life and how I (the caller) might be one of them.

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