seeing a guy or gal at the gym with their hair done. Something about that just screams Douche.

Funny side story about those tools. A bunch of older kids came into the gym. All of them were rocking gelled hair, and one had on a Ed Hardy shirt. ( this is in missouri) I was on the basketball court working with a couple of local high school wrestlers doing plyometrics. One of them mentioned that the shirt wearing tool always would pick on him in middle school and once stuffed him in his locker.

These guys pretty much took over the basketball court, pushing yelling and just being as loud as they could. All the other people had given up and walked away but our group was almost done on the sidelines and were gonna finish up and GTFO before these guys pushed the wrong buttons. Well the Ed Hardy shirt douche threw a horrible three pointer and air balled it, the ball rolled over to one of my students and king douche yells " Hey fag, throw the ball back" The kid shakes his head and before he could get the ball I pick it up and hand it to him. Say why dont ya go ahead and throw it back, and really but some ass behind it.

See the basketball had rolled right next to the 10lb medicine ball we were using, and I may have accidentally gave the kid the medicine ball. My student puts his hands behind his head and soccer style throws the ball right through king douches hands and nails him perfectly in the chest.

I will never forget the sound a douche bag makes when a 10lb medicine ball squishes it...... Beautiful.