Favorite video game quotes

washer · 1 year

"I've got balls of steel"

girlpriest · 1 year

I don't know if it's my favorite, but my husband will try to startle/scare me by jumping up and shouting "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

ShadyJane · 1 year

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. It is filled with what society needs...what society deserves.

kundo · 1 year

That quote is from Bad Dudes, not Mortal Kombat.

likufanele · 1 year

My name is commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

olsonick · 1 year

TANGO SUCKA

It's my text message alert tone.

toxicgonzo · 1 year

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the diff-erence in the world" -GMan

snorch · 1 year

Fallout 3: 'War... War never changes.'

MGS4: 'War has changed.'

Chissler · 1 year

"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!"

Fantasysage · 1 year

You must gather your party before venturing forth...

sonicatrocities · 1 year

It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too.

GNG · 1 year

Do a barrel roll!

~Peppy

xhandler · 1 year

HEY! LISTEN!

IOwin · 1 year

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. Duke Nukem 3D.

Sodaware · 1 year

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?"

PDXracer · 1 year

You have died of Dysentery

bongobot · 1 year

"Somebody set up us the bomb. Main screen turn on. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time For great justice.

angstywhiteman · 1 year

"What can change the nature of man?"

from Planescape: Torment, the best RPG you never played

tomatotomatotomato · 1 year

There was a hole here. It's gone now.

daniellejuice · 1 year

From Shadow Hearts: Covenent, where Yuri and his friends are facing the demon Astaroth:

Yuri: "Before you destroy the world, can you do me a favor?"

Astaroth: "What is your wish, mortal?"

Yuri: "I wish you'd shove it. You know where."

zellie · 1 year

From the original Resident Evil:

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

nichiplechle · 1 year

GET OVER HERE!!!

toxicgonzo · 1 year

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

LurkingGrue · 1 year

It is pitch black.  You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

capitannut · 1 year

''Stay a while, and listen!''

HedonistRex · 1 year

I could happily GLaDOS' whole script from Portal, but pushed for a single line it would be,

"All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too"

daywalker84 · 1 year

I like the Pisswasser commercial in GTA IV

sperm-net · 1 year

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." -HK-47, KOTOR 2

mal1230 · 1 year

"Beep... beep... beep... beep..."

Sputnik I

Leonard Nimoy-Civilization IV

Caedus · 1 year

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."

cannonfodder76 · 1 year

Best sound clip for Warcraft II - after selecting the same character about 5 or 6 times:

"WHHHAAAAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!"

mcglade83 · 1 year

Your face, your ass, whats the difference? -Duke Nukem-

BettingPoland · 1 year

Harvest more vespene gas!

frigginAman · 1 year

Zug Zug

Termonfeckin · 1 year

Joker, from Mass Effect 2:

Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we’re all just organic batteries, guess who they’ll blame? “This is all Joker’s fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord.”

weggy · 1 year

You spoony bard!

dabecka · 1 year

"RAMIREZ, PROTECT BURGER TOWN"

Diosjenin · 1 year

KOTOR II's Kreia has the best game quotes, period. This one requires a little context to fully understand, but damn, does it ever send chills down your spine...

"You see, the war, the true war, has never been one waged by droids, or warships, or soldiers. They are but crude matter, obstacles against which we test ourselves. The true war is waged in the hearts of all living things, against our own natures, light or dark. That is what shapes and binds this galaxy, not these creations of man. You are the battleground. And if you fall, the death of the Republic will be such a quiet thing, a whisper, that shall herald the darkness to come."

Pengii · 1 year

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

I HAVE CHORTLES!

A-punk · 1 year

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines!?"

guyatrandom · 1 year

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! - Oblivion

Frijid · 1 year

IN THE MOUNTAINS.

ed19 · 1 year

"Oh my god JC, a bomb"

"A bomb"

JoeyJoeJoeShabadooJr · 1 year

The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?

HCF · 1 year

The things that I want by Max Payne.

A smoke.

A whisky.

For the sun to shine.

My wife and baby girl back.

Unlimited ammo and a license to kill.

Right then, more than anything, I wanted her.

[deleted] · 1 year

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.

kadaan · 1 year

It's a secret to everybody!

MrSkimMilk · 1 year

Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

-Richter, Castlevania SOTN

winrawr · 1 year

Conversation with Jolee in KOTOR: "I did it for the Wookies." "The Wookies?" "The Wookies."

BlockeyBeingOfDoom · 1 year

mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN

toupeira · 1 year

"Ages ago, life was born in the primitive sea. Young life forms constantly evolved in order to survive. Some prospered, some did not, all sorts of life ebbed and flowed like the tide. In the quiet rhythm of the mother sea, life grew. Always seeking to survive and flourish. Soon life began to advance towards land, opening new habitats. A great prosperity came, as life conquered even the highest mountains. Mass extinctions came wave after wave, but empty niches always quickly refilled, to once again prosper, grow, and reproduce. Someday the next great emigration will occur, as we leave this existence looking for another. The journey will begin anew. I hold within me, the memories of all that has passed. Who am I..."

— Rez

toupeira · 1 year

Guybrush: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.

Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Carpenter: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

Guybrush: A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Carpenter: Oh shut up.

— Monkey Island 1

Eli_Kasimir · 1 year

"Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to star-sixty-nine darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled - "PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!" but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls.

~Demon Hunter, Warcraft III

toxicgonzo · 1 year

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

WolfnArmour · 1 year

There is no shame in defeat as long as the spirit is unconquered - Fenix (StarCraft)

socially_awkward · 1 year

"I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE you! grr"

Al_FrankenBerry · 1 year

Announcer: Are you tired of Dad?

Boy: Dad, no-one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!

Announcer: Are you tired of mom?

Mom [tired]: Hi Angel, do you want to read a book or go outside?

Boy [yelling]: Nooo!

Voiceover: Degenatron!

Announcer: The arcade comes to your living room, only without the creepy guys offering to show you puppies.

Kids [unison]: Awesome!

Announcer: The Degenatron, you can play video games just like you're in the Arcade.

Kids [unison]: Excellent!

Voiceover: Degenatron!

Announcer: The Degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games including Defender of the Faith where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square.

Kids [unison]: Cool!

Announcer: Monkey's Paradise where you swing from green dot to green dot with your red square monkey.

Kids: That's rad!

Announcer: And Penetrator where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious red square.

Kids: Wow!

Announcer: The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room. It can even take quarters and a strange, sweaty man comes by to empty the machine on Fridays.

Voiceover: Degenatron!

Announcer: Degenatron, fighting the evil of boredom.

Kids [unison]: I'll never go to school again.

Voiceover:Degenatron!

Spacksack · 1 year

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta gum."

Krong23 · 1 year

The cake is a lie - I don't think it was said by a character, but written on a wall in Portal.

ChiefThief · 1 year

all the unreal tournament quotes. "DOUBLE KILL TRIPLE KILL MULTIKILL M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! GODLIKE! HOLY SHIT!"

karmanaut · 1 year

Not really a quote, but I love playing Halo 3 after finding the Birthday Party skull. Every time you shoot a grunt (which is quite often), they explode in a shower of confetti and a bunch of little kids cheer.

TheRussianCompound · 1 year

From Fallout 2 i believe; "I'm gonna beat you like a red haired stepchild!"

MeitouHanaArashi · 1 year

I, Garland, will knock you all down!!

[deleted] · 1 year

FINISH HIM!!!

sox406 · 1 year

Toasty!

pliu22 · 1 year

Carrier has arrived.

sacky85 · 1 year

want some rye? 'course you do

jayduffy008 · 1 year

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

PolishDude · 1 year

"It'sa me, Mario!"

Assassins Creed II pays homage to that quote, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJcPc6OQ384

angusthebull · 1 year

THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!

[deleted] · 1 year

So many amazing ones from the Grand Theft Auto series.. I can't remember.

"I can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took a crap on you"

"I'm the voice of the people, like Moses, only keepin' it real!"

"Does a polar bear shit in the woods?"

And a lot, lot more..

[deleted] · 1 year

OPA? OPA? Heeey! Heeeey!

ravenclaw_girl · 1 year

"I have no intention of explaining myself to someone who cannot comprehend"

Miles Edgeworth said that in a Phoenix Wright game.

rohalyzBro · 1 year

"I said freeze, asshole", GTA 2

alclone · 1 year

"Hello my friend, stay awhile and listen" "You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube."

Deckard Cain from Diablo 2.

thewakebehindyou · 1 year

"Life... is strength. That is not to be contested; it seems logical enough. You live; you affect your world. But is it what you want? You are... different inside.

This woman lives and has strength of a sort. She lost her parents to plague, her husband to war, but she persevered. Her farm prospered, her children are well-fed, and her name respected throughout her land. She lived as she thought she should.

And now she is dead.

Her land will be divided, her children will move on, and she will be forgotten. She lived a 'good' life, but she had no power; she was a slave to death.

I wonder if you are destined to be forgotten as she was. Will your life fade in the shadow of greater beings?"

ShogunGould · 1 year

"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."

qwasz123 · 1 year

"Godlike" and "Monster Kill" From Unreal Torn. 2004

daniellejuice · 1 year

Auron: Open the hatch. We fight.

Rin: Evrae is truly mighty. Be well prepared.

[The merchant proceeds to sell the party supplies.]

Wakka: We gotta pay?

Wakka: If we lose, you die too, buddy!

Rin: I have faith in your victory.

Wakka: Gee, thanks.

[deleted] · 1 year

M'serrah.

I love Morrowind.

sarkus_balmor · 1 year

"Know that there was once a Darth Traya. And that she cast aside that role, was exiled, and found a new purpose. But there must always be a Darth Traya, one that holds the knowledge of betrayal. Who has been betrayed in their heart, and will betray in turn." ―Darth Traya, KOTOR II

apoc680 · 1 year

"I'll see you in hell, Liquid."

youcanteatbullets · 1 year

The "there be dragons" is pretty old. As in, hundreds of years. They used to write that on maps at the borders where the didn't know what they beyond.

jmcstar · 1 year

For the Glory of Panau!! -JC2

I find myself saying this at work a lot (corporate america job)

salman4202 · 1 year

"ORC HEWER" 150 points!!

Travis-Touchdown · 1 year

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" - Duke Nukem, shortly before ripping an enemies head off and shitting down his neck.

"A Man Chooses, a Slave Obeys" - Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

"We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was ever good at... but at least I fought for what I believed in." - Grey Fox, Metal Gear Solid

"If you ask me, there's no happiness to be found in death... no peace either. I'm leaving here alive." - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61! "- [SPOILER], Metal Gear Solid 2

"Unfortunately... hell had no vacancies" - Vamp, Metal Gear Solid 2.

rensfriend · 1 year

"whoa nelly, hit the reset button!" keith jackson ncaa football gamebreaker 2001 - after i mushed my boy 86 to 6

imgabe · 1 year

"Got sumthin' that might interest ya',stranger."

"Hey, stranger, What're ya sellin'?"

"OOooh, I'll offer you a high price for it"

"What d'you need that for? You goin' huntin' an elephant?"

NESAtlas · 1 year

Game Over Yeaaaaaaaaaah!

laekon · 1 year

The price of freedom is eternal vigilence!

freiheitzeit · 1 year

"Ouch! My toes!" is always a favorite and commonly uttered line of mine.

Also, "I win...AGAIN!" and "TOO FUN" <3 Fawkes :3

cabbit · 1 year

"..."

Ironfist · 1 year

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Ironfist · 1 year

I feel asleep.

oilofolivier · 1 year

From Starfox 64, the level where you're chasing the train on land. When you kill the boss, he shouts (with subtitles, of course): "No! Get away! Gwaaaaaaaaaaah!" and then explodes.

CelebornX · 1 year

"Dogs of the A.M.S. Time they made a move." OR "I am... I am... The one who rules over nature. I shall destroy, and hate mankind. I am the emperor!" Basically any line from House of the Dead 2....

gndn · 1 year

"Pardon me, would this be the women's locker room?"

Alexander Keltin

thesquid2190 · 1 year

"Watch out for my fiery balls!" -that red ant boss from croc 2

djhs · 1 year

"Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And you mustached brothers shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

~Fawful, Mario & Luigi

Jacko37 · 1 year

VAE VICTUS, KAIN. Woe to the conquered.

Jipptomilly · 1 year

Be gone before I return.

Kratos to a couple of whores he just boned - God of War (the first one).

Actually everything Kratos said. And in an entirely different genre, everything GLaDOS said.

Aquans · 1 year

No, really, it's great. I just can't tense my muscles at all.

NinjaEnder · 1 year

"Catch special weapon to increase performance" <-- Road Blasters

AsmaClementine · 1 year

GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES AAAAGH!!!

arcsine · 1 year

Hello my friend, stay a while and listen!

amosharper · 1 year

"Hey - catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!"

I don't care about the nature of the G-Man. I don't want to know what role Aperture Science had in the Race X invasion. I'm not interested in Alyx's fate.

By the end of Episode 3, I want my god-damned beer.

timothy53 · 1 year

Finish Him!

Digiko · 1 year

"Time abhors a paradox."

pkphy39 · 1 year

"You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black."

[deleted] · 1 year

Vae Victus - suffering to the conquered. Ironic that now I was the one suffering. Not anything as pedestrian as physical pain. Rather the cruel jab of impotent anger - the hunger for revenge.

I didn’t care if I was in Heaven or Hell - all I wanted was to kill my assassins. Sometimes you get what you wish for. The Necromancer Mortanius offered me a chance for vengeance. And like a fool, I jumped at his offer without considering the cost.

Nothing is free in this world,

Not even revenge.

toupeira · 1 year

Sam: "Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?"

Max:"Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there."

anonmetal · 1 year

"Time to light up Betty's titties!" -Gears 2, cracks me up every time

JungleNed · 1 year

"Half Of Everything is Luck..." "And the other half?" "Fate"

xtirpation · 1 year

assorted beeping noises

Observer -- Starcraft, Starcraft 2

ezekielziggy · 1 year

all your base are belong to us?

OcelotPrince · 1 year

A Hind D??????

Rikaja · 1 year

the door is locked

Symbolism · 1 year

"War.. War Never Changes." - Fallout Series

"This was a Triumph! I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS!!!!" - Portal

"Would you kindly?" - Bioshock - I still use this when asking people to do things.. Its surprising how well it works.

Also, your quote - its not from "Mortal Kombat" its from Bad Dudes or DragonNinja in Japan.

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