MEN OF REDDIT: What current female fashion do you hate?

cymbalrush · 3 years

orange skin

qgyh2 · 3 years

unnatural eyebrows (drawn, glued on, stenciled, whatever)

RyanGWU82 · 3 years

Jeans that say "JUICY" on the ass.

Mitchacho · 3 years

I can't stand long square fake nails, with white tips or bright colours. It looks trashy as hell. Nothing beats the real nails kept at a nice length, then you can choose whatever colour you want for all I care. Just don't chew your nails down to the nub, that's even worse than fake nails.

ray_scogitans · 3 years

A bit passé now, but pointed toe shoes like this, especially on short women. They make their wearers look like deformed witches.

Bobwise · 3 years

That thing with the bit of hair all billowy right on top in the front. Can't find a pic.

jlucamaroz28 · 3 years

My vote is for those HUGE bug-eye sunglasses.

My runner up is the baggy sweatpants + snowboots combo.

FlyingUndeadSheep · 3 years

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TheGreatNico · 3 years

Those 'sunglasses' that are plastic with no glass, they have slatted ... things across them. The king prick wears them. Also, the empire waist, and crocs, and ugs, and those cheap ass foam sandals, and those big ass sunglasses.

HaxorParadox · 3 years

Hannah Montana.

garyp714 · 3 years

Maybe it's not 'current' fashion but since they are all still wearing them:

Uggs with shorts.

huntingbears · 3 years

wearing leggings as pants and ugg boots
oversized sunglasses, especially the ones with white frames
oversized fluorescent t-shirts with meaningless phrases like "no parking!"
not really a "fashion", but girls who are overweight and insist on wearing clothes that are clearly about five sizes too small and end up with the muffin top

HMSuperb · 3 years

The kissy face

aphexmandelbrot · 3 years

The idea that being fashionably vapid is acceptable.

MillardFillmore · 3 years

Women dress for other women. Irrationality ensues.

Hendrik · 3 years

Everyone else is mentioning Uggs in conjunction with another article of clothing. Honestly, I will not talk to a girl wearing Uggs. They're ridiculous, hideous, and everyone in LA is wearing them.

Uggs and Crocs. Shivers

sileegranny · 3 years

Plastic surgery of any kind.

blueboybob · 3 years

Ugg boots.... i want to punch them all in the face for wearing that crap

caex · 3 years

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR

Thestormo · 3 years

Why has noone mentioned Maddox yet.
He covered most of what was in the thread.

Quark_Ferengi · 3 years

Clothing on female hu-maaans. This custom is disgusting.

squidboots · 3 years

I can't believe no one has mentioned ankle boots yet. That shit is hideous.

They have been so "hot" that they have spawned ankle boot sandals. Dear. God.

TheOneGod · 3 years

burberry everything, big sunglasses, and pursing of the lips for every single photo.

zemo · 3 years

ironic eyeglasses. Gross.

[deleted] · 3 years

Excessive use of scarf--especially the "keffiyeh"

[deleted] · 3 years

The fucking big ass sun glasses.

jymiscool · 3 years

This new fad of not having sex with fat, ugly guys. I hate it!!! Ladies, please, end this trend right here and now. I beg you.

ropers · 3 years

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vf33/for_the_girl_who_wants_the_comfort_of_regular/c07ip2h

bardak · 3 years

rain boots. unless you are working outside in the rain you should not be waring them.

eg: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sachakaye/3419194984/

and not a big problem these days but capris

digidante · 3 years

Those thick high-waist belts. So awfully ugly.

danschu63 · 3 years

Modern women from USA anyway want to be stick-thin. I prefer a woman whose proportions are more like the pinup girls from 40's-50's (Marilyn Monroe, etc.) Popular body image is a sort of fashion, that is my gripe.

Duodecim · 3 years

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peterb518 · 3 years

Anything tucked into Ugg boots

MisterSquishy · 3 years

I can't believe nobody has mentioned Tit Curtains. I'm really surprised women will wear a shirt that actually makes them look pregnant when they aren't.

ohai · 3 years

wearing gladiator style sandals, with tights!

it isn't summer yet, stop wearing fucking sandals!

ugg boots look like they smell. not only that, there are those all over fur boots, where the fur goes all the way around the boot. picture those. white and fluffy? no they are like dirt tampons for the ground, seriously.

then there are any novelty items of female clothing, that are somehow 'fashionable' (profitable at the moment); those wet-look tight things are the current one. if it looks stupid it likely is stupid.

female fashion is only really good if it is true to who you are, both emotionally and physically. by emotionally, i mean it can show confidence, happiness, depth; whatever. it is so easy to tell when a girl doesn't really like what she is wearing. you can easily look like a sheep, a blind follower of fashion. much more attractive are the girls that find their own style :]

and as for physically; if your stomach/ass pokes over the top, diet or buy bigger clothes.

and don't get me started on male fashion. gears of war hats?

G_Morgan · 3 years

TBH I don't give a crap what they wear. If I have another conversation about X-Factor or Britain's Got Morons I think I might flip. Unfortunately the only few girls I know who aren't interested in this crap are difficult to get hold of because every single man in existence wants them.

Rtbriggs · 3 years

i hate fake tans. I hate the whole movement that makes girls w/o fake tans feel pale in comparison.

In an attempt to make one's self appear "healthy and active," we subject ourselves to prolonged, concentrated UV radiation. This will eventually lead to cancer. Its like smoking to stay thin, people are so disgustingly vain that they are more worried about looking healthy than they are about being healthy.

Talamasca · 3 years

Navel piercings. What the fuck is that for? So you can hang an air freshener there?

geegnome · 3 years

derp_derp_derp · 3 years

highlights in hair
painted-on eyebrows
makeup altogether, really
anything meant to enhance their appearance rather than compliment it (makeup as opposed to shoes that match her hair)

I'd almost say I'm tired of the way they pose, like when they pucker their lips off to the side, or make gang signs or something. But actually I like that. It's a good way to separate the ones I'd like to cuddle from the ones I'd like to cull.

pseudotype · 3 years

clothes ... mostly shirts, pants, and skirts ... but underwear is kinda on my nerves as well.

Thanks for asking!

Erdu · 3 years

I just hate fake.

Fake tits, fake facial color, fake lips, fake eyebrows/lashes, fake expressions, fake personalities.

Ladies, be authentic, or BUGGER OFF! Your lies/sleight of hand will be found out eventually.

Same reason I'm an atheist, I suspect. I have an affection for reality, and a reaction against efforts to obscure reality.

ohai · 3 years

All of it. They should be more inclined to walking around in the nude. Or in just a thong. With 6-1/2" stilettos. Yeah.

squeakysqueaky · 3 years

Too much makeup (at least in America). What's with the eyebrows that look like a drawn line. Can someone actually look natural for once?

frankichiro · 3 years

Pointy toe shoes

[deleted] · 3 years

Although it's not necessarily a female-only thing, CROCS.

martelo · 3 years

Really wide leg pants that completely envelop the high-heeled shoes. Absolutely awful. And that horrendous puff hairstyle.

howlingman · 3 years

The really bowl cut bangs like Christina Aguilara or Lady Gaga has. That's so ugly.

asw66 · 3 years

Like so many other dudes, I hate the empire line. Save it for when you're pregnant, ladies.

Secondly, women with wide hips really need to think twice about wearing high heels. I know, the high heels make you feel sexy and glamorous, but if you've got big hips then there's a lot of mass hoisted up far too high and it just looks like an accident waiting to happen.

On a more positive note, if you've got wide hips, just accentuate the waist more. It makes you look more womanly. (Note of course that this is the EXACT problem of the empire line!)

[deleted] · 3 years

Any kind of 80's retro look.

Thinksforfun · 3 years

I can't stand the extra-long pointy witch shoes.

Unbelievable how this ever became popular.

infoaddicted · 3 years

Any tight clothing that serves to highlight rolls of blubber.

Tickthokk · 3 years

Crocs.

Mastrmind · 3 years

The ginormous bow around the waist.

Example: http://www.viecouture.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/stevemaddencottondress.jpg

idarling · 3 years

One word....UGGS!!

chickensofdoom · 3 years

I hate it when girls wear shirts that are torn/come with bigger necks in such a manner that they're on one shoulder normally but let the other shoulder pop out of the neck hole. It was a horrible 80s style that never should have come back. That was a terrible explanation, so here's a picture: http://www.fashionisspinach.com/images/0208/shoulder1.jpg

akirallama · 3 years

UGGS, North Face wear, big ass sun glasses, and french manicures....

bmeckel · 3 years

Clothes

captain_gordino · 3 years

Those shirts that poof out. I miss belly shirts.

IvyPhilly · 3 years

looks like i'm the only one who likes tit curtains..

WrongSubreddit · 3 years

high heels, naval jewelry, blonde hair

itsdrw · 3 years

I'm not into the headbands across the forehead as if it was the 60's.

[deleted] · 3 years

Piercings. Shudder

I see a tongue stud and all I can think is "God that must have hurt" and then I get nauseous. But then I'm a middle aged married man, so my opinion doesn't matter.

BentSlightly · 3 years

Sweatshirt tied around the waist in order to hide giant ass. most guys look at that and think "insecure".

friendsshare · 3 years

I hate seeing those Ugg boots. They were named Ugg because they are ugly.

desmund · 3 years

that giant puffed up hair thing.

saleop · 3 years

This isn't really a "current" fashion, but it's something that can not be decried enough.

Red lipstick.

Who the HELL ever thought that looked good?

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