To my neighbor, who created the bacon smell that has been wafting into my window for the past hour - I hate you.

breeex · 3 months

That's pure torture.

caveman_keto · 3 months

Hmm, I cooked about 3 packs of bacon over the course of the day, what region of the world / country do you live in :)

bananarama123 · 3 months

Go say hi! And bring goods to barter with.

archivis · 3 months

I got up today around noon, and discovered in the kitchen my mother's bacon-laden breakfast. Untouched. When I entered the kitchen the garage door was lowering as she drove off. Turned out she was struck by severe/crippling leg pain immediately after making her breakfast, and was off to see if she had a blood clot (no on the clot, yes on a large cyst in her knee,). I did eat one piece of her abandoned bacon.

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