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[–]rabidcow 13 points14 points ago

Are you sure the message wasn't for the bacon?

[–]FaultyTowerz 4 points5 points ago

He wasted a lot of good wax paper for that note. Also, that bacon is underdone. I'm not saying you should dump him, but you should definitely have a talk.

[–]aarondamaster 1 point2 points ago

that bacon is just how I like it. Still kickin

[–]taterNuts 5 points6 points ago

maybe if he cooked it first

[–]atomic1fire 6 points7 points ago

Cue women in kitchen joke about it's a message to cook his bacon. Recieve downvotes.

[–]one_lostcause 4 points5 points ago

That toaster looks pissed.

[–]pleasingbaritone 3 points4 points ago

Upvotes for visible cheese in a can

[–]tiMMy4190 1 point2 points ago

I think he wanted you to cook bacon!

[–]Drumlin 2 points3 points ago

Clearly, it's what is left unsaid...which is "I Love You. Now get off your ass and cook this beautiful bacon."

[–]Filmore 0 points1 point ago

After watching the finale of Sherlock season 2, this is actually quite ominous.

[–]zane411 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for not knowing how to appropriately reseal a potato chips bag without an elastic.

The more you know...

[–]Im_100percent_human -1 points0 points ago

Actually, I think you are the one. I don't think my gf would appreciate this as much as you.

Do you have a sister?