What shall we name our frying pan?

iheartbaconsalt · 4 months

It shall be called the Baconomicon. Do not argue.

metl_lord · 4 months

Is it cast iron? If so, the Iron Pig.

ascii · 4 months

There are three main factors to influence the naming of a frying pan:

First, you obviously need to know if it's a male or female frying pans. Male frying pans have a sharp edge between the frying surface and the side, while female pans have a softer, rounded edge. For some reason, most skillets are male. Do they kill the female skillet at birth? How do they reproduce?
Next, check the country of origin. Your pan should have it tattooed on its belly.
And finally, you need to know if the pan is cast iron or non-stick.

Once you have assembled all this information, here are some suggestions. Being a Swede, I'm afraid I'm ignorant on the subject of non-European names suitable for pans, but I'm sure other redditors can chip in.

Female, European, cast iron: Brynhilde, Helga, Barbara.
Female, European, non-stick: Colette, Emmanuelle.
Male, European, cast iron: Boguslav, Ulf, Björn, Ceasar.
Male, European, non-stick: Dávide, Rafael, Honoré.

simonjp · 4 months

THE PAN

It must always be said with a sense of reverance.

P1eman · 4 months

NOMNOMNOMINATOR

zane411 · 4 months

The Narwhal

Zambon1man · 4 months

You should bake your bacon... 30 mins at 350.

yum.

Buck_Furious · 4 months

Kesslerjfox · 4 months

Susan.

keghiaguy · 4 months

Baconator 3000

kfinucane · 4 months

The giver of all that is good.

orthzar · 4 months

It. The device should be kept secret. When bacon becomes the subject, ya'll should all say in unison "It", and look over in the direction of It, and pause in silence for a moment. Also, It should be stored in a box with the phrase "Your life depends on It" written on all sides of the box.

Whenever someone asks about It, ya'll should all gasp in surprise, and one of you responds with "It cannot be spoken about for It's powers are too awesome for mere mortal language to convey with sufficient respect". If It is ever lost, you must post flyers around campus with "Have you seen" across the top, a ? in the middle, and "It" on the bottom.

BlueJoshi · 4 months

You could call your trusty frying pan...

a Drying Pan!

ninjafroglet · 4 months

DOMINATOR

bongowongowongo · 4 months

The Baconmaker.

TROLOLUCASLOL · 4 months

Nathaniel Bacon after the famous colonist

idonthaveareddit · 4 months

Narwhal.

speeder61 · 4 months

Kevin

emmeh909 · 4 months

The Porkinator

FatherYang · 4 months

Sir Francis

Ca1m_down · 4 months

Beatrice

RosieMuffysticks · 4 months

Lucy.

JohnStrangerGalt · 4 months

Demopan

Dean_K1 · 4 months

I am going to put my vote for the Baconomicon.

logicalnoise · 4 months

Shitty thing we use instead of properly cooking bacon in an oven?

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