OH THAT IS IT! I've stood by and watched the allegations fly left and right about who's who and what's what! This, ladies and gentlemen, THIS is the coming of a new age! We have to stop all the hatred in our bodies! Remember! Bacon-related crimes are a terrible thing! Whether you are a chewy or crispy, a pan-fried or oven-roasted, a BLT or a BACONATOR!

We are the people that love the all-mighty bacon. We should not have any opposition to a member of this flavorful organization of brilliant minds. Tonight, I ask that you stand with me, in a moment of silence, for all those who have let their poor judgment cloud their eyes to fellow bacon-lovers. Tonight, I ask we all pour out some of our saved bacon fat, for those who have lost their lives only trying to enjoy what we all love.

Thank you, and God Bless!