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I brought ingredients to make a BLT at work yesterday. Today, I found someone was stupid enough to steal my T but not the B. God Bless the idiot that didn’t see the Bacon! (self.Bacon)

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[–]blueboybob 4 points5 points ago

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Old ex-lax in a Hershey wrapper time

[–]godlesspinko 3 points4 points ago

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Lunch stealers are the biggest bottomfeeding fuckers around. Catch'em in the act and send a note to HR. They will learn how much a little food actually costs them.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha I wish that would work. I've had sooo much food stolen with nothing being done. Someone once stole my Lou Malnoti's pizza (well the last slice). Not sure if you know what Lou Malnoti's is or not, but it's expensive as hell Chicago pizza.

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe you should leave a quart of chocolate milk in the fridge with a few tablespoons of laxative in it?

[–]ContentWithOurDecay[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I've thought about that, but I'm sure that would get me in legal trouble.

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe it's time to look into a locking lunch box then...

[–]ContentWithOurDecay[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I have to admit, that looks pretty cool.

[–]junkmale 1 point2 points ago

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I've heard the same, but since the food is intended for you, I don't see how it could be considered "poisoning." You could just claim that a doctor ordered you to take it or you just felt the need to take it. But IANAL.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I'm not sure I want to go to that place. On a side note, one of the managers here actually killed someone though through stress and pressure.

[–]reverendfrag4 0 points1 point ago

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Details?

[–]ContentWithOurDecay[S] 2 points3 points ago

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This woman had high blood pressure, and she complained to her doctor that her boss road her ass a lot. She eventually road the poor woman to the point she had a heart attack at the job and died. The doctor and the family contacted the company, which of course fired her. The manager then proceeded to go to the funeral and heckle the family and was led out by the police.

[–]four_chambers 0 points1 point ago

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What a piece of shit. I hope she's next.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, seriously. She is the biggest piece of shit waist of human space I've ever met.

[–]beedogs 1 point2 points ago

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this is why i coat all the food i bring into work in lysergic acid.

[–]reverendfrag4 0 points1 point ago

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It's the gift that keeps on giving!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't muck around with BLT's anymore. BBB is the way to go.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay[S] 0 points1 point ago

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You just gave me and idea, reddit should form the Better Bacon Bureau.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We'd be mired in our continuing endless debate of crunchy vs chewy.

Edit: The correct answer is chewy, btw.

[–]crassandy 1 point2 points ago

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chewy. CHEWFUCKINGY.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay[S] 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOO!!! Crunchy with a bit of chewy.

[–]justinlarsen 0 points1 point ago

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I bet it was Susan in accounts receivables. She seems like the type.

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