"While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him - Jesus Christ staring back at him"

wjw75

Bull fucking shit - he's clearly just scraped a crude picture of a bearded man into a used dirty pan. Him and his housemates are probably laughing it up as we speak, the snivelling attention-whore troll-faced cunts.

HeavyWeapons_Guy

STUPID STUPID STUPID

absintheguy

wasn't jesus a jew?

i'm not sure he'd show up in pork.

me, i'd bathe in it!

2oonhed

I see alien heads in my spray on acoustic ceiling all the time.
They look like praying mantis heads.

actionscripted

If I remember correctly the Daily Mail is The Enquirer of the UK, so I fully believe that bacon Jesus is real and saved this man's life.

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